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Reddit (Jan 2020)
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How you doing weed?
43423 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2020
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Cursed Masturbation
43393 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2020
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Watermelons being transported via canal system
43393 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2020
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Doggo is not zen
43388 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2020
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People in a southern Puerto Rico city discovered a warehouse filled with water, cots and other unused emergency supplies, then set off a social media uproar Saturday when they broke in to retrieve goods as the area struggles to recover from a strong earthquake
43381 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2020
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This guy bluffs
43371 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2020
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What "pro tip" would you like to give to the opposite sex?
43365 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2020
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My wife asked for a picture of our cat. I took what I feel is one of the best photographs ever with my phone. Felt like I needed to share with people. Reddit, meet Socks!
43363 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2020
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Old lady with a knife seen on a doorbell cam in the middle of the night
43356 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2020
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Megan and Harry new life in Canada.
43348 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2020
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Man is knocked out after throwing zero power punches
43342 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2020
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Rapper talking about her chains
43307 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2020
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PETA forgot that they did animal abuse once.
43307 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2020
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Happy new year!
43306 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2020
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In Star Wars Episode 9, Kylo Ren receives a trumpet from ...Black Widow? Wait what the fuck am I watching
43259 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2020
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🔥 Crow having fun by himself at a children’s playground 🔥
43256 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2020
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She said she likes puns
43238 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2020
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Did I stutter?
43217 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2020
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Think Goop is bad? It's only the tip of Netflix's pseudoscience iceberg
43195 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2020
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43189 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2020
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My dad took his life a week ago. Our friends and family built him a casket in his wood shop, using his tools, his materials and the skills that he taught us. Call your dads. Talk to them more.
43162 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2020
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Two armed men in Johannesburg attempted to hijack an elderly man, then karma ensues
43156 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2020
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Everyone Is Getting On the Bernie Train: It is time to unify. This is a historic opportunity. Don’t be a fence-sitter.
43125 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2020
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But I might need it later
43102 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2020
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Oh my God what is this
43079 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2020
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A Brazilian ad for condoms
43062 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2020
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Real Horsepower
43046 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2020
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Putting words in a mouth of a minor!
43034 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2020
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Gwyneth Paltrow's new Goop Lab is an infomercial for her pseudoscience business
43031 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2020
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If you are going through hard times
43011 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2020
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Car hits cyclist & attempts to flee
42994 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2020
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If you drink a 12 pack of beer every day for a month, and keep your job, you get a million dollars. What's your strategy?
42941 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2020
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Ironic
42912 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2020
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I'm stealing but 1 star because you caught me
42907 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2020
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TIL in 1924, a Russian scientist started blood transfusion experiments, hoping to achieve eternal youth. After 11 blood transfusions, he claimed he had improved his eyesight and stopped balding. He died after a transfusion with a student suffering from malaria and TB (The student fully recovered).
42903 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2020
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Trump Rolls Back Michelle Obama’s School Lunch Nutrition Rules on Her Birthday.
42881 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2020
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Iran; Students respond to the officials painting US and Israel flags on the ground for everyone to step on.
42872 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2020
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Dozens of Dems demand explanations after Trump administration again refuses to release Puerto Rico aid
42864 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2020
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To escape cops while drunk as fuck
42848 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2020
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How Many Bananas Can You Buy for $5 in 4 different countries?
42846 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2020
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Corona Virus
42838 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2020
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The speed of these dogs during a Flyball competition.
42806 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2020
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They don’t get much snow in Southern California. Wait for it...
42802 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2020
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Shocking turn of events
42767 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2020
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Poor kid
42752 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2020
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Why mom
42730 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2020
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Cubic nesting tables
42711 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2020
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Cop Pulls over Judge, Judge uses is position of power to get off quickly.
42688 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2020
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Perfect wedding
42686 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2020
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Almost Everyone at CollegeHumor Lost Their Jobs Today
42663 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2020
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5 years ago, today, the offices of the satirical magazine Charlie Hebdo & a kosher grocery market were attacked, killing 17 people in paris.
42621 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2020
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At gun safety events, 40% of gun owners reported not locking all household guns — even around kids
42599 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2020
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Using less than an hour of data, I was able to make my best photo of the Andromeda Galaxy to date! [OC]
42557 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2020
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To understand a joke
42487 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2020
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New national poll: Bernie 27%, Biden 24%, Warren 14%
42474 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2020
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What do you say to someone after catching him while watching porn to make it any less awkward?
42472 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2020
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Coaster at my friends house :)
42462 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2020
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Someday our kids will ask
42451 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2020
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About one in 1000 fur seals are born pale blonde
42439 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2020
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Rediscover hobbies
42429 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2020
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Keeping the buses cosy!
42389 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2020
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This dishwasher projects a timer onto the floor.
42387 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2020
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This is how fast a Bushfire in Australia moves.....
42367 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2020
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Indiana Jones boulder cosplay
42365 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2020
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I (18F) got the HPV vaccine...
42362 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2020
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Doctored
42350 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2020
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I wanna try that too
42343 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2020
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The US Military Needs Right-to-Repair Legislation to Fix Its Own Broken Equipment
42324 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2020
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When the bus driver isn't paying attention...
42289 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2020
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Any Questions?
42279 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2020
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Golden Globes 🔥🔥
42255 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2020
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One time too many
42207 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2020
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Australian commentator catches his under-18 son drinking beer live on TV
42205 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2020
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Toddler steals popcorn from Prince Harry
42170 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2020
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Disabled man in UK starves to death after benefits stopped - Body discovered by bailiffs kicking in his door.
42163 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2020
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TIL: HMOs are a type of sugar found only in human breast milk. They are not digestible by the infant child. Instead the feed the 'good' intestinal bacteria, thereby increasing the health of the infant's intestinal microbiome.
42156 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2020
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My first post, take it easy on me.
42156 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2020
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Japanese suicides decline to lowest in over 40 years
42150 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2020
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Written and Directed by JJ Abrams
42120 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2020
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Oh I guess I can’t drive a stick shift
42115 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2020
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512 people would be more odd won't it?
42106 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2020
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A science textbook illustration that looks like a shitpost
42106 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2020
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WCGW robbing a pot shop?
42092 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2020
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Bruh this guy doesn’t give up
42079 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2020
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When we hear the word "Egyptians" most of us think about the ancient people who lived there, pharaorhs and pyramids instead of the people living in Egypt today.
42067 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2020
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Apple’s proprietary USB A extension cable.
42049 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2020
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Me🐸irl
42008 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2020
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No matter what the size, cats are cat's 😂
41987 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2020
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What looks complicated to do but is actually quite easy?
41983 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2020
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McConnell Doesn’t Have the Votes to Dismiss Impeachment Articles or Block Witnesses: Reports
41982 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2020
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Wholesome Doof
41970 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2020
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Here’s one for my science pals
41961 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2020
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Multiple rockets hit Iraqi base hosting US soldiers
41934 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2020
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Redditors who worked at defunct stores (Blockbuster, Circuit City, etc.), when did you realize they were done for?
41930 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2020
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I left a post it note on my counter and it got wet and permanent stained my counter
41928 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2020
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US imposing total ban on inbound foreign nationals who have been to China in past 14 days, starting Sunday 5PM est
41926 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2020
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This Goodyear tire has tread depth measuring built into the rubber.
41913 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2020
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Onesie
41891 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2020
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Million pound idea
41888 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2020
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Swedish warship Vasa, it sunk on 1628 and recovered 1961 almost completely intact.
41868 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2020