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Reddit (Jan 2020)

  1. How you doing weed?

    43423 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2020

  2. Cursed Masturbation

    43393 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2020

  3. Watermelons being transported via canal system

    43393 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2020

  4. Doggo is not zen

    43388 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2020

  5. People in a southern Puerto Rico city discovered a warehouse filled with water, cots and other unused emergency supplies, then set off a social media uproar Saturday when they broke in to retrieve goods as the area struggles to recover from a strong earthquake

    43381 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2020

  6. This guy bluffs

    43371 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2020

  7. What "pro tip" would you like to give to the opposite sex?

    43365 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2020

  8. My wife asked for a picture of our cat. I took what I feel is one of the best photographs ever with my phone. Felt like I needed to share with people. Reddit, meet Socks!

    43363 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2020

  9. Old lady with a knife seen on a doorbell cam in the middle of the night

    43356 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2020

  10. Megan and Harry new life in Canada.

    43348 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2020

  11. Man is knocked out after throwing zero power punches

    43342 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2020

  12. Rapper talking about her chains

    43307 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2020

  13. PETA forgot that they did animal abuse once.

    43307 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2020

  14. Happy new year!

    43306 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2020

  15. In Star Wars Episode 9, Kylo Ren receives a trumpet from ...Black Widow? Wait what the fuck am I watching

    43259 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2020

  16. 🔥 Crow having fun by himself at a children’s playground 🔥

    43256 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2020

  17. She said she likes puns

    43238 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2020

  18. Did I stutter?

    43217 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2020

  19. Think Goop is bad? It's only the tip of Netflix's pseudoscience iceberg

    43195 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2020

  20. .

    43189 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2020

  21. My dad took his life a week ago. Our friends and family built him a casket in his wood shop, using his tools, his materials and the skills that he taught us. Call your dads. Talk to them more.

    43162 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2020

  22. Two armed men in Johannesburg attempted to hijack an elderly man, then karma ensues

    43156 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2020

  23. Everyone Is Getting On the Bernie Train: It is time to unify. This is a historic opportunity. Don’t be a fence-sitter.

    43125 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2020

  24. But I might need it later

    43102 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2020

  25. Oh my God what is this

    43079 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2020

  26. A Brazilian ad for condoms

    43062 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2020

  27. Real Horsepower

    43046 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2020

  28. Putting words in a mouth of a minor!

    43034 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2020

  29. Gwyneth Paltrow's new Goop Lab is an infomercial for her pseudoscience business

    43031 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2020

  30. If you are going through hard times

    43011 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2020

  31. Car hits cyclist & attempts to flee

    42994 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2020

  32. If you drink a 12 pack of beer every day for a month, and keep your job, you get a million dollars. What's your strategy?

    42941 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2020

  33. Ironic

    42912 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2020

  34. I'm stealing but 1 star because you caught me

    42907 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2020

  35. TIL in 1924, a Russian scientist started blood transfusion experiments, hoping to achieve eternal youth. After 11 blood transfusions, he claimed he had improved his eyesight and stopped balding. He died after a transfusion with a student suffering from malaria and TB (The student fully recovered).

    42903 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2020

  36. Trump Rolls Back Michelle Obama’s School Lunch Nutrition Rules on Her Birthday.

    42881 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2020

  37. Iran; Students respond to the officials painting US and Israel flags on the ground for everyone to step on.

    42872 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2020

  38. Dozens of Dems demand explanations after Trump administration again refuses to release Puerto Rico aid

    42864 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2020

  39. To escape cops while drunk as fuck

    42848 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2020

  40. How Many Bananas Can You Buy for $5 in 4 different countries?

    42846 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2020

  41. Corona Virus

    42838 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2020

  42. The speed of these dogs during a Flyball competition.

    42806 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2020

  43. They don’t get much snow in Southern California. Wait for it...

    42802 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2020

  44. Shocking turn of events

    42767 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2020

  45. Poor kid

    42752 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2020

  46. Why mom

    42730 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2020

  47. Cubic nesting tables

    42711 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2020

  48. Cop Pulls over Judge, Judge uses is position of power to get off quickly.

    42688 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2020

  49. Perfect wedding

    42686 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2020

  50. Almost Everyone at CollegeHumor Lost Their Jobs Today

    42663 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2020

  51. 5 years ago, today, the offices of the satirical magazine Charlie Hebdo & a kosher grocery market were attacked, killing 17 people in paris.

    42621 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2020

  52. At gun safety events, 40% of gun owners reported not locking all household guns — even around kids

    42599 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2020

  53. Using less than an hour of data, I was able to make my best photo of the Andromeda Galaxy to date! [OC]

    42557 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2020

  54. To understand a joke

    42487 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2020

  55. New national poll: Bernie 27%, Biden 24%, Warren 14%

    42474 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2020

  56. What do you say to someone after catching him while watching porn to make it any less awkward?

    42472 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2020

  57. Coaster at my friends house :)

    42462 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2020

  58. Someday our kids will ask

    42451 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2020

  59. About one in 1000 fur seals are born pale blonde

    42439 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2020

  60. Rediscover hobbies

    42429 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2020

  61. Keeping the buses cosy!

    42389 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2020

  62. This dishwasher projects a timer onto the floor.

    42387 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2020

  63. This is how fast a Bushfire in Australia moves.....

    42367 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2020

  64. Indiana Jones boulder cosplay

    42365 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2020

  65. I (18F) got the HPV vaccine...

    42362 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2020

  66. Doctored

    42350 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2020

  67. I wanna try that too

    42343 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2020

  68. The US Military Needs Right-to-Repair Legislation to Fix Its Own Broken Equipment

    42324 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2020

  69. When the bus driver isn't paying attention...

    42289 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2020

  70. Any Questions?

    42279 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2020

  71. Golden Globes 🔥🔥

    42255 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2020

  72. One time too many

    42207 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2020

  73. Australian commentator catches his under-18 son drinking beer live on TV

    42205 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2020

  74. Toddler steals popcorn from Prince Harry

    42170 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2020

  75. Disabled man in UK starves to death after benefits stopped - Body discovered by bailiffs kicking in his door.

    42163 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2020

  76. TIL: HMOs are a type of sugar found only in human breast milk. They are not digestible by the infant child. Instead the feed the 'good' intestinal bacteria, thereby increasing the health of the infant's intestinal microbiome.

    42156 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2020

  77. My first post, take it easy on me.

    42156 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2020

  78. Japanese suicides decline to lowest in over 40 years

    42150 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2020

  79. Written and Directed by JJ Abrams

    42120 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2020

  80. Oh I guess I can’t drive a stick shift

    42115 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2020

  81. 512 people would be more odd won't it?

    42106 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2020

  82. A science textbook illustration that looks like a shitpost

    42106 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2020

  83. WCGW robbing a pot shop?

    42092 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2020

  84. Bruh this guy doesn’t give up

    42079 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2020

  85. When we hear the word "Egyptians" most of us think about the ancient people who lived there, pharaorhs and pyramids instead of the people living in Egypt today.

    42067 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2020

  86. Apple’s proprietary USB A extension cable.

    42049 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2020

  87. Me🐸irl

    42008 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2020

  88. No matter what the size, cats are cat's 😂

    41987 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2020

  89. What looks complicated to do but is actually quite easy?

    41983 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2020

  90. McConnell Doesn’t Have the Votes to Dismiss Impeachment Articles or Block Witnesses: Reports

    41982 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2020

  91. Wholesome Doof

    41970 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2020

  92. Here’s one for my science pals

    41961 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2020

  93. Multiple rockets hit Iraqi base hosting US soldiers

    41934 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2020

  94. Redditors who worked at defunct stores (Blockbuster, Circuit City, etc.), when did you realize they were done for?

    41930 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2020

  95. I left a post it note on my counter and it got wet and permanent stained my counter

    41928 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2020

  96. US imposing total ban on inbound foreign nationals who have been to China in past 14 days, starting Sunday 5PM est

    41926 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2020

  97. This Goodyear tire has tread depth measuring built into the rubber.

    41913 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2020

  98. Onesie

    41891 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2020

  99. Million pound idea

    41888 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2020

  100. Swedish warship Vasa, it sunk on 1628 and recovered 1961 almost completely intact.

    41868 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2020