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  1. This woman was so nervous about flying, so the flight attendant explained every sound and bump and even sat here holding her hand when it still got to be too much for her.

    144324 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2023

  2. I hate it when job interviewers ask "what is your greatest strength," so I printed up these business cards to just hand out when asked.

    144316 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2023

  3. The average cat’s reaction time is approximately 20-70 milliseconds, which is faster than the average snake’s reaction time, 44-70 milliseconds.

    137375 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2023

  4. me_irl

    132697 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2023

  5. Boston Dynamics' Atlas robot shows off its skills

    131767 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2023

  6. artistic integrity is under attack, me, digital, 2023

    128499 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2023

  7. german riot police defeated and humiliated by some kind of mud wizard

    125379 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2023

  8. Kinda sad how taxes work

    122348 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2023

  9. I thought I lost $350 and then three months later I found it in my four year olds room

    120884 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2023

  10. Greta Thunberg carried away by police during eco protest in German village

    114895 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2023

  11. A dasher left this in my mailbox 🥹 [OC]

    114824 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2023

  12. As it should be

    113849 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2023

  13. I work from home, so my dad wanted me to sign for his package. Found this sign outside our door after I signed. For the record, I am not disabled.

    113661 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2023

  14. Woman takes the brunt of the impact of this car to save her child. Then another vehicle prevents the driver from escaping.

    112842 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2023

  15. Triumph 2024 🇺🇲

    112175 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2023

  16. Smogless Los Angeles during COVID quarantine

    111272 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2023

  17. There’s a new sheriff in town

    109299 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2023

  18. This Mother who is a fantasy photorapher took some really dope pics.

    108097 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2023

  19. NVIDIA just released a new Eye Contact feature that uses AI to make you look into the camera

    106808 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2023

  20. This enormous underground city that once housed around 20,000 people was accidentally discovered by a man after knocking down a wall in his basement. Archaeologists revealed that the city was 18 stories deep and had everything needed for underground life, including schools, chapels, and even stables

    105422 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2023

  21. Trust the process guys

    104935 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2023

  22. Andrew Tate handcuffed in prison van

    103548 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2023

  23. I ate this camera-pill yesterday since the doctors wanted to see my whole digestive system from inside. It takes 2 photos per second and even has leds incorporated. Yep we are on that point of history.

    103513 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2023

  24. Flo Rida jamming out to his music in a $82.6 million lawsuit💀

    103019 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2023

  25. Fireworks show in San Diego where a computer glitch caused the entire 18 minute show to go off in 25 seconds

    102294 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2023

  26. School lunch in California (free)

    102029 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2023

  27. This Guy trying to return multiple PS5'S

    101660 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2023

  28. 25 yo pizza delivery man runs into burning house, saves four children who tell him another might be in the house. He goes back in, finds the girl, jumps out a window with her, and carries her to a cop who captures the moment on his bodycam

    101458 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2023

  29. Sad mama dog reunites with her lost puppies. A dog mama named Cora ended up in a shelter after her owner had taken her babies away from her. Depressed, she wouldn’t move away from a corner, so The Marin Humane Society tracked down Cora’s puppies and reunited the family

    100336 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2023

  30. Gotta love the French

    100154 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2023

  31. WWE is running out of ideas.

    99125 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2023

  32. A true Christian

    98414 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2023

  33. My kids haven’t cleaned their bathroom like they were supposed to. I decided to leave a note under a rag they left on the floor. Let’s see if they find it. It’s been a week already.

    97811 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2023

  34. Mad respect to both of them

    97476 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2023

  35. Cashier makes himself ready after seeing a suspicious guy outside his shop.

    96564 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2023

  36. Saw this sign in a local store today.

    96080 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2023

  37. Student creates a DIY projection map light show

    95211 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2023

  38. to get a Chad to move from a bench

    95086 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2023

  39. I requested 8 bananas in my weekly grocery pickup order…. They gave me 8 BUNCHES, and managed to only charge me $0.68 - the price of one single banana

    94587 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2023

  40. These are members of the Fat Men's Club of NY (1904). Members had to be at least 200 pounds, pay a $1 fee to enter and learn a secret handshake and password.

    93229 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2023

  41. Ted Cruz consoling a police officer who didn't intervene in the Uvalde shooting

    92347 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2023

  42. don't succumb to propoganda

    91764 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2023

  43. This fox that lives at the top of my Granny's hedge

    90163 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2023

  44. The only thing I found while metal detecting in rural Australia last week

    89924 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2023

  45. Sorry that your awful bland food chain isn't doing well

    89800 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2023

  46. Keeping you updated!

    89437 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2023

  47. My roommate keeps bringing girls over so I made a survey

    89415 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2023

  48. Apes don't ask questions. While apes can learn sign language and communicate using it, they have never attempted to learn new knowledge by asking humans or other apes. They don't seem to realize that other entities can know things they don't. It's a concept that separates mankind from apes.

    88885 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2023

  49. My 2022 year in review (drinking calendar)

    88218 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2023

  50. TIL Terry Crews said the reason Fox didn't promote idiocracy was because Mike Judge had companies pay for product placement and then he made them look bad (Starbucks gave out hand-jobs). The film tanked in limited release but made over 20 times its gross domestic box office revenue in DVD rentals.

    87500 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2023

  51. Seriously? A “baby bust”??

    86634 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2023

  52. The American dream

    86416 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2023

  53. The picture the statue was used from

    86402 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2023

  54. The real lesson of School of Rock

    86328 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2023

  55. My friend got this concerned note through her letterbox this morning

    85722 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2023

  56. Merry Christmas to the Orthodox Ukrainians on the front line.

    85029 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2023

  57. Taking gun away from an active shooter alone

    84589 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2023

  58. Arms......🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

    83947 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2023

  59. Walking out my front door in Fairbanks, Alaska last night

    83557 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2023

  60. Farm herd Casper, who faced off 11 coyotes and killed 8 of them. He was missing for two days right after which they believed he was tracking the remaining coyotes and finishing the job. His vet sad was lucky to be alive and his owner said he will have him retire from herding.

    82806 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2023

  61. meirl

    82651 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2023

  62. Hotel > AirBNB

    82526 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2023

  63. Roommate crashed my car while borrowing it to go to work then refuses to pay anything unless I let her continue to drive it in the future

    82178 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2023

  64. Brave crossing guard throws child out of the way and takes a nasty hit after car fails to stop

    82152 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2023

  65. Michael Jackson in 1978, before the plastic surgery, Pepsi incident and vitiligo.

    82061 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2023

  66. My wife and I like to see how long it takes to notice we’re filming each other. This is one of my favorites.

    81895 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2023

  67. There is currently a radioactive capsule lost somewhere on the 1400km stretch of highway between Newman and Malaga in Western Australia. It is a 8mm x 6mm cylinder used in mining equipment. Being in close proximity to it is the equivalent having 10 X-rays per hour. It fell out of a truck.

    81882 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2023

  68. This chimp was born with broken ribs, had pneumonia and was abandoned by his own mother. This couple raised him and showed him love. This is how he reacts whenever he sees them now!

    81464 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2023

  69. explain how tf that works

    81457 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2023

  70. And his fanboys will still defend him😐

    81311 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2023

  71. Hunter not sure what to do now

    81213 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2023

  72. Native Americans getting what we all take for granted.

    80800 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2023

  73. Comunism

    80716 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2023

  74. Tyre Nichols: Memphis police release body cam video of deadly beating

    80501 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2023

  75. to surprise her Boyfriend.

    80412 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2023

  76. meirl

    80292 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2023

  77. Barack Obama and Anthony Bourdain enjoying a $6 dollar meal and a beer in Hanoi, Vietnam. The table they ate at was later enclosed in glass and put in display.

    80267 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2023

  78. Very strange, indeed

    79983 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2023

  79. me irl

    79736 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2023

  80. My Walgreens brand Tylenol capsule is just a pill with a removable shell on either side.

    79444 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2023

  81. India's tallest elephant, Thechikottukavu Ramachandran - Still alive at age 58 he has killed a record 15 people and 3 elephants in his lifetime and is branded as the most dangerous captive elephant in the state

    79397 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2023

  82. This randomly illuminated patch of street

    79361 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2023

  83. meirl

    79316 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2023

  84. How did you even manage to get yourself in this predicament?

    78952 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2023

  85. Dave Bautista and his tattoo coverings

    78876 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2023

  86. My supervisor told me today that he could have another person ready to take my job an hour after I left if need be, I was only inquiring about a raise I was supposed to get anyway, this was also during my break surrounded by other coworkers. So I said “start the timer” And I left.

    78853 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2023

  87. Guy got Wednesday tatted on him. Looks more like Samuel L. Jackson’s daughter.

    78752 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2023

  88. When I went out to shut off the smoker and put the cover on, I come back to my wife having ate all the skin.

    78748 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2023

  89. My husband playing God of War on his Christmas PS5 with some pizza and chicken nuggets for lunch. I feel like he is in his happy place

    78626 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2023

  90. John McCain predicted Putin's 2022 playbook back in 2014.

    78614 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2023

  91. Would You flip burgers for 350k a year?

    78574 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2023

  92. Wholesome, the Joe Pesci way

    78431 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2023

  93. Of the 69 things they tested me for, I'm allergic to 60 of them.

    78197 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2023

  94. Weightlessness during freefall

    77900 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2023

  95. to steal from Guitar Center.

    77886 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2023

  96. This is David Hampson AKA "The Silent Man" - A UK citizen who is repeatedly arrested for standing on a certain road to block traffic. He never speaks a word, not even to the court or his lawyer. Every time he is released he repeats the same crime and remains silent

    77883 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2023

  97. Selena Gomez reaction on her TikTok live when she found out gifts that her fans were sending Cost Real Money. (She ended the live stream afterwards)

    77692 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2023

  98. The Year 1923 Predicts 2023

    77687 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2023

  99. This garlic that doesn’t have separate cloves, it’s just one solid piece

    77405 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2023

  100. Just found Im the single lowest paid paramedic at my ambulance company, despite having the most experience by several years

    77276 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2023