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How to massage your Eagle.
26803 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2023
Heroes who clean the channel from all garbage.
26803 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2023
Dewey the cat died in 1910 and meant enough to his owner to be honored with a gravestone that stands today over a 113 years later
26802 upvotes • comment • jun 21, 2023
university tuition
26797 upvotes • comment • nov 27, 2023
Happy Juneteenth, what a country!
26796 upvotes • comment • jun 19, 2023
In 1978, James Burke made this perfectly timed shot that is widely considered as "The Greatest Shot in Television"
26795 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2023
me_irlgbt
26793 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2023
Most relatable thing I've seen in a while.
26792 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2023
Watch Jon Stewart verbally eviscerate these hypocrites gives me hope.
26791 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2023
to smuggle drugs inside watermelons
26791 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2023
If I fits, I sits.. 😂
26791 upvotes • comment • jun 08, 2023
Ah yes… Alpha males, right?
26790 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2023
Toy industry training.
26789 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2023
US Safety Agency to Consider Ban on Gas Stoves Amid Health Fears
26786 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2023
Heavy Equipment Operator 'Mops Up' The Trash At A Dump Site With A Mattress
26785 upvotes • comment • jul 31, 2023
Meirl
26783 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2023
Conservative who claimed that "Brooklyn felt more unsafe than Afghanistan" is captured and held hostage by the Taliban two years after having been evacuated by the British Army
26782 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2023
Hedgehog skeletons look way more different than how we'd expect them to do based on appearance
26781 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2023
Meirl
26778 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2023
Didn’t see it that way before
26778 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2023
My new "Where is Wally?" poster [OC]
26777 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2023
They all passed the vibe check
26776 upvotes • comment • dec 04, 2023
Didn't think you'd see an old friend again.
26775 upvotes • comment • jun 01, 2023
To not shake the principals hand
26775 upvotes • comment • jun 26, 2023
Anon hates GTA 5 (heil spez)
26774 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2023
To jump somebody
26772 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2023
Trump Shares Article Doxxing NY AG’s Address, May Violate Gag Order
26772 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2023
I made a sandwich cookie with a hidden surprise.
26771 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2023
The Parasitic Batfly has co-evolved with its bat hosts for millions of years. They have developed a flat, hard body to prevent being crushed & velcro-like hairs & claws to hang on to their host's fur.
26771 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2023
meirl
26770 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2023
Show me your cutest sleeping pictures of your cat(s)
26769 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2023
My new car tells you how much time is left on red traffic lights
26769 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2023
Do you have to be corrupt to be a Republican?
26768 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2023
How is it that a throne is not destroyed after such an explosion?
26768 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2023
Meirl
26768 upvotes • comment • nov 23, 2023
Tucker: Vaporeon is the most breedable Pokémon
26768 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2023
Putin's new table
26768 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2023
To figure out Trump’s natural skin color
26761 upvotes • comment • jul 23, 2023
My dad in high school in the ‘90s
26761 upvotes • comment • jun 19, 2023
Tesla cofounder says he was 'basically unemployable' and out of money for 2 years after being ousted from the company
26758 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2023
Really? Again?
26757 upvotes • comment • jul 10, 2023
Any other parents wake up early to play some games and drink some coffee while the family are still sleeping?
26755 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2023
Election-denying former Colorado clerk guilty of obstruction
26754 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2023
My eyes are open
26753 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2023
me_irl
26753 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2023
She got this
26749 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2023
Biden told Xi after Putin meeting: Be careful, your economy depends on Western investment
26748 upvotes • comment • jul 08, 2023
They have baguette vending machines in France.
26747 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2023
Cotion of Ponfusion
26744 upvotes • comment • nov 14, 2023
[OC] Words don't hurt me
26744 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2023
Creating the Agent Smith Clones vs. Neo fight scene in The Matrix
26743 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2023
This time capsule my mother-in-law made for us when we got married
26737 upvotes • comment • jun 04, 2023
The new predator movie just dropped
26736 upvotes • comment • jun 25, 2023
Having a friend that takes any opportunity to be shitty to you.
26734 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2023
Mercedes-Benz says it has achieved Level 3 automation, which requires less driver input, surpassing the self-driving capabilities of Tesla and other major US automakers
26733 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2023
maybe maybe maybe
26733 upvotes • comment • jul 28, 2023
Reviving a very old parquet flooring hidden under a carpet
26733 upvotes • comment • jun 29, 2023
The proper way to ask a girl out to prom.
26731 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2023
Oldie
26730 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2023
July is world's hottest month, with spikes not seen in 125,000 years
26729 upvotes • comment • jul 20, 2023
The clown "Brincos Dieras" was performing a show in Atlanta. Part of the show involved bringing a woman from the audience up on stage to perform a sultry dance together. Everyone seemed to be enjoying the show, except for the participant's husband, who came on stage in anger to berate his wife.
26729 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2023
Meirl
26728 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2023
How lovely is this response from a mom
26726 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2023
Completely out of touch with society and reality
26726 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2023
That was uncalled for
26725 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2023
I'm staying home instead of going to work
26725 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2023
It keeps getting worse: Florida property insurance rates set to jump up to 60%
26724 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2023
meirl
26722 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2023
Russian journalist Maria Ponomarenko jailed for highlighting Mariupol killings
26719 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2023
A bear emerging from hibernation (credit to whiterockbearsanctuary)
26718 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2023
Elvis
26713 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2023
Giant African Land Snail
26712 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2023
He is the right one
26711 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2023
TIL that a main reason historians are sure Frederick the Great was gay is on July 1750, the Prussian king unmistakably wrote to his gay secretary and reader, Claude Étienne Darget: “Mes hémorroïdes salient affectueusement votre v…” “My hemorrhoids affectionately greet your cock”
26711 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2023
meirl
26711 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2023
Congratulations, you played yourself
26709 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2023
From strangers to family.
26708 upvotes • comment • nov 23, 2023
TIFU by asking my wife for a paternity test
26706 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2023
Guess what Joey wants more than anything in the world
26706 upvotes • comment • jun 01, 2023
Nintendo Cinematic Universe, anyone?
26705 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2023
Not a true catholic!
26700 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2023
Students left their classrooms & held a sit-in protesting the forced resignation of 2 LGBT teachers
26699 upvotes • comment • jun 02, 2023
As a non-smoker, does every smoker smell bad to you?
26698 upvotes • comment • jun 04, 2023
Guy that went viral for walking in people's houses finally got spoken to by Police
26697 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2023
Airbnb owner gets attacked after he confronts teens throwing a party at his home
26696 upvotes • comment • jun 23, 2023
me_irl
26695 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2023
❤️❤️❤️
26693 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2023
What’s the owner of this cars job?
26692 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2023
This is from where i worked a few years ago but i thought it would fit right in here.
26691 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2023
My across the street neighbor sits here for 3+ hours shining their lights into my apartment. I purchased black out curtains but their lights are just so freaking bright.
26690 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2023
Time for a Cancun trip
26689 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2023
McDonald's gets a lot of hate. But a fast, decently sized lunch for $3 is very hard to argue with nowadays.
26686 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2023
Nobody is ever called "Maverick" or "Iceman" unless it's incredibly ironic.
26686 upvotes • comment • nov 15, 2023
Dude asked him to step back multiple times
26684 upvotes • comment • jun 04, 2023
Brutal fight between two Alaskan bears
26684 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2023
School district will ban man accused of verbally assaulting girl, 9, at Kelowna track meet
26681 upvotes • comment • jun 15, 2023
To brake check another driver.
26676 upvotes • comment • jul 21, 2023
Tape!!
26676 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2023
$220 to send my husband flowers to his office at work… even though I send him flowers all the time and it’s always been $50
26675 upvotes • comment • jul 25, 2023
TIL Frank Sinatra had a heart attack during the time the Seinfeld finale aired. The ambulance got there fast because everyone was at home watching Seinfeld. Sinatra died that day.
26675 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2023