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  1. Company refuses to fix our trucks’ death wobble

    39066 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2023

  2. When no one else is around to boop his snoot, he boops it himself.

    39066 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2023

  3. I rarely take shopping orders, but I don’t regret this one

    39063 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2023

  4. Zelenskyy says he wants to talk to Xi Jinping, but didn’t receive return offer

    39057 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2023

  5. QAnon Shaman Vs Sneak Attack From A Skateboard

    39055 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2023

  6. This mad ninja mastering the spin move.

    39049 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2023

  7. My wife and her class made "ground hogs".. I can't stop laughing.

    39048 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2023

  8. People in Alabama can be prosecuted for taking abortion pills, state attorney general says

    39045 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2023

  9. Comedian calls girl's crush in the middle of the show

    39041 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2023

  10. When you see your daughter do the twerk

    39039 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2023

  11. Till death do one of us gets cancer

    39032 upvotes • comment • jun 23, 2023

  12. To hook up with a stranger for consensual sex.

    39031 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2023

  13. And all of them are rogue-likes

    39028 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2023

  14. Police beg locals to refrain from taking "pot shots" at Chinese spy balloon

    39028 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2023

  15. A child’s perspective >

    39022 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2023

  16. Never Happening In America.

    39020 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2023

  17. “Far across the distance And spaces between us…” (RIP)

    39014 upvotes • comment • jun 22, 2023

  18. to pass the driving test

    39013 upvotes • comment • jun 08, 2023

  19. 'Barbie' Officially Passes $1 Billion Globally; Greta Gerwig Becomes First Solo Female Director to Reach the Milestone

    39010 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2023

  20. one of the old guys down at the bar showed me this sweet picture of him in his 1981 camaro z28.

    39003 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2023

  21. This is better than parody

    39002 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2023

  22. Death on the Job: Texas Says "NO" To Water Breaks in the Heat

    39000 upvotes • comment • jun 17, 2023

  23. Omg, haha

    38999 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2023

  24. The Week: The Super Mario Bros. Movie scores biggest opening ever for an animated film

    38997 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2023

  25. Elon is lame af

    38996 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2023

  26. My surname translates as "Head of the fortress." My family received it 1500 years ago. Here are the remnants of that very fortress, which still stands on my family's estate.

    38994 upvotes • comment • jun 16, 2023

  27. Scissors of Satan

    38989 upvotes • comment • jul 02, 2023

  28. Wake up, globetards

    38987 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2023

  29. I think it's satire but it's funny either way.

    38977 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2023

  30. "Fire breathing" peacock - thanks to perfect sunlight

    38977 upvotes • comment • jun 17, 2023

  31. TIL that MIT will award a Certificate in Piracy if you take archery, pistols, sailing and fencing as your required PE classes.

    38974 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2023

  32. Excellent question

    38973 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2023

  33. This kindergarten homework

    38972 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2023

  34. to get her number

    38971 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2023

  35. New Florida bill would require bloggers who write about the governor to register with the state. Ron Desantis wants to Control the media, right out of Putin, Mussolini, Stalin's playbook

    38969 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2023

  36. just a gender reveal

    38967 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2023

  37. Possible 20+ inches of rain in Ft Lauderdale.

    38964 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2023

  38. 120 full time river warriors cleaning 200 rivers daily in Indonesia

    38963 upvotes • comment • nov 14, 2023

  39. Lol 🤦🏼‍♀️

    38961 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2023

  40. There is a greek proverb : "A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in". What are the greatest examples of this in human history ?

    38957 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2023

  41. A Wall Street Journal reporter was handcuffed by police while standing outside a Chase Bank. The newspaper is demanding answers

    38950 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2023

  42. Majority of Nashville council members say they will vote to reinstate expelled legislator

    38946 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2023

  43. I’ve just lost my uncle. My cousin just sent me a tattoo she got of her dad. I really don’t know how to tell her…

    38946 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2023

  44. Baby fox Kestryl meets the other foxes at Saveafox Corporation

    38942 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2023

  45. Who’s got the answer to Number 4?

    38938 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2023

  46. meirl

    38938 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2023

  47. Who would you save?

    38931 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2023

  48. Guys the pregnancy test came back

    38928 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2023

  49. Only person to qualify from her school. Wins all 4 events and breaks 3 state meet records

    38912 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2023

  50. POLICE OFFICER TELLS PROUD BOYS TO HIDE INSIDE BUILDING BECAUSE THEY'RE ABOUT TO TEAR GAS PROTESTERS. THE OFFICER SAID HE WAS WARNING THEM "DISCREETLY" BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT PROTESTERS TO SEE POLICE "PLAY FAVORITES."

    38908 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2023

  51. Meirl

    38902 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2023

  52. Meirl

    38899 upvotes • comment • jul 07, 2023

  53. Back tattoo from beginning to completion

    38887 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2023

  54. Petty or brilliant?

    38885 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2023

  55. Sadio Mané, the Senegalese Bayern Munich football player is transforming Bambaly, his native Senegal village: He built an hospital, a school and he is paying 80 euros a month all its citizens. Recently he installed a 4G network and built a postal office.

    38881 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2023

  56. Orcas just passing by two kids swimming

    38865 upvotes • comment • jul 05, 2023

  57. Cambodia police training

    38861 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2023

  58. TIL that drinking a four-ounce shot of vanilla extract is equivalent to doing four shots of vodka

    38861 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2023

  59. U.S. uses sale of F-16 fighter jets to force Ankara to ratify Swedish and Finnish bids

    38859 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2023

  60. Veterinarian expertly removes a kong toy stuck in a German Shepherd's esophagus.

    38856 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2023

  61. Mom Hijacks Fox News Airwaves to Call for Gun Safety: ‘Aren’t You Guys Tired of Covering This?’

    38854 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2023

  62. White House rejects Lauren Boebert’s claim that antisemitism plan will be used ‘go after conservatives’ ‘If anyone finds opposition to hate threatening, they need to look inward’

    38853 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2023

  63. Waiting room

    38847 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2023

  64. Who is doing the ripping?

    38845 upvotes • comment • jun 02, 2023

  65. Rare footage of Michael Jackson practicing his "Moon Circle" in the early 1980s.

    38845 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2023

  66. Job wrote me up for discussing pay, what should I do?

    38844 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2023

  67. It's a good one

    38843 upvotes • comment • jun 27, 2023

  68. My wife with my 3D chalk drawing of this year’s top Valentines gift.

    38841 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2023

  69. This special public transport system for blind people in the UK

    38839 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2023

  70. To get a cool photo while holding a stingray

    38839 upvotes • comment • jun 16, 2023

  71. Boyfriend put’s laundry detergent into dishwasher then wipes it up with clothes I just bought him

    38833 upvotes • comment • jul 06, 2023

  72. To list American foods

    38819 upvotes • comment • jul 03, 2023

  73. Trying to teach disrespectful students:

    38819 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2023

  74. 77% of young Americans too fat, mentally ill, on drugs and more to join military, Pentagon study finds

    38818 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2023

  75. It sucks to be a male anglerfish. They're puny compared to female and incapable of surviving on their own. Immediately after hatching it latches to nearest female fusing with it for good. They lose most organs becoming a sperm banks

    38816 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2023

  76. Clinging to power does not make Dianne Feinstein a feminist hero

    38813 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2023

  77. Virtual track train

    38809 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2023

  78. A local Church put up a billboard.

    38807 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2023

  79. A girl gropes Gaston and he makes her leave

    38807 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2023

  80. Legends never die...

    38805 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2023

  81. Jay before its wings kicked in

    38804 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2023

  82. *huge program will take you 5 mins i guess* [details in the comments]

    38801 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2023

  83. Federal court halts Florida’s drag ban, calling it attempt to ‘suppress the speech’ rights of performers

    38797 upvotes • comment • jun 23, 2023

  84. I think it was put 10 million years ago just for cats

    38796 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2023

  85. Florida courts could take 'emergency' custody of kids with trans parents or siblings — even if they live in another state

    38790 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2023

  86. Maybe Maybe Maybe

    38786 upvotes • comment • aug 18, 2023

  87. Texas Hail Storm

    38784 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2023

  88. Lone Wolf

    38783 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2023

  89. CAN WE GET MUCH LOWER?

    38779 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2023

  90. Hackers threaten to leak 80GB of confidential data stolen from Reddit

    38773 upvotes • comment • jun 19, 2023

  91. Hit em’ with the facts

    38773 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2023

  92. Tylenol at my store is over $10, generic is $2

    38771 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2023

  93. My friend's chicken likes to nap while soaking in her little hot tub

    38770 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2023

  94. This man is living life

    38763 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2023

  95. Barnacles, I hate the pill

    38762 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2023

  96. Little kid meets someone with the same disability as him

    38759 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2023

  97. My mom found my Christmas list from 1999

    38754 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2023

  98. Robbery

    38753 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2023

  99. Rejected food because they're deemed 'too small'. Sell them per weight ffs

    38752 upvotes • comment • jun 22, 2023

  100. Been feeding a stray cat for a few days, and today i let her in the shop because of the rain. He immediately felt like home, so i decided to let him stay in his new home.

    38752 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2023