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Blursed lipstick
12252 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2023
Name something that you like your girlfriend to do to your face
12252 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2023
Reddit Mods Think They're Smooth
12251 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2023
Origin story of a villain I thought up after hearing the horrific concept of elves taking humans to make “practice families” with. Centuries later, they now call him the “Thorn of the Queen” and the “Scourge of Elvenkind”.
12250 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2023
Gave me a scare for a second
12250 upvotes • comment • jun 23, 2023
How dare you have organs!
12249 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2023
Beetlejuice 2 Is Officially in Development at Warner Bros.
12248 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2023
Man impregnates seven different women but the blame is on them
12248 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2023
Which season of live action Star Wars TV has the best finale?
12247 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2023
Fetterman: America ‘not sending their best and brightest’ to Congress
12247 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2023
Ref stopped the play for a player to break his fast
12246 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2023
me irl
12246 upvotes • comment • dec 10, 2023
Can’t unsee it now
12245 upvotes • comment • jun 03, 2023
What do you do to achieve this catastrophy?
12245 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2023
Our Siberian cat, Vlady, when he was a kitten and him, 8 years later. ❤️
12244 upvotes • comment • dec 08, 2023
Unidentified women, c. 1900
12244 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2023
TIL John Geoghan, who was a priest convicted of molesting over a hundred boys, was murdered in his cell by another inmate less than a year into his 10 year sentence.
12243 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2023
Let the Hunger Games begin...
12242 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2023
[Postgame Thread] Tulane Defeats USC 46-45
12241 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2023
Racist meltdown in gas station
12241 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2023
Had a little help from my friends
12240 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2023
New Mexico shooting suspect shows Republicans seek a violent solution to rejection: From the Big Lie to Twitter to their families, Republicans refuse to peacefully admit that they're unpopular
12239 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2023
Chinese algae fish feeding on the mucous coating on the body of another fish
12238 upvotes • comment • jun 21, 2023
Americans when the topic of a new region comes up
12237 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2023
Man's got fair point
12237 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2023
Meirl
12236 upvotes • comment • nov 25, 2023
TIL that Nikola Tesla tried to sell several governments on a "death ray" that would destroy armies and planes from 200 miles away
12236 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2023
what is a good show that got canceled for no good reason?
12236 upvotes • comment • jul 28, 2023
“Hey Jorge. How much you pay for the new guy?”
12235 upvotes • comment • jun 29, 2023
In China, Statue of Qin Hui, a corrupt politician from the 11th century widely regarded as a traitor. His and his family's statues have been cursed, spat on, and urinated upon by the Chinese for centuries.
12235 upvotes • comment • nov 07, 2023
Instead of Colourizing photos, in 50 years, we will be removing filters.
12234 upvotes • comment • jun 06, 2023
[Haas Automation]American company accused of violating sanctions, doing business with Russian arms industry
12234 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2023
People who drive below the speed limit, when you look at the rear view and see dozens of cars behind you, how does that make you feel?
12234 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2023
Thems the breaks kid and you better keep to em
12234 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2023
The TERFs are going full Nazis now
12233 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2023
This kid put her helmet on, her puffiest clothes and never gave up trying until she finally managed to slide on the rail with her skateboard!
12232 upvotes • comment • nov 04, 2023
I'll annihilate them all. And not just at the elementary school level. But at the elewomentary, and the elechildrentary!
12232 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2023
[OC] Medusa
12231 upvotes • comment • nov 10, 2023
Florida Republicans are getting a hard dose of reality. After the damage has been done.
12231 upvotes • comment • jun 06, 2023
The Heat’s Udonis Haslem is speaking up for Florida and Floridians in opposition to Governor Ron DeSantis’s opinions - The Boston Globe
12231 upvotes • comment • jun 04, 2023
meirl
12230 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2023
Post Malone was looking gangsta in high school.
12230 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2023
Wrexham win the league! Happy Rob
12230 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2023
I wanna tickle a fish
12230 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2023
Is this really a medium now?!?! 😭
12230 upvotes • comment • jun 18, 2023
My girlfriend and I broke up today. She wanted to get married and start a life together. We've been dating for 2 months...
12229 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2023
[Request] Can wind be powerful enough for this to actually happen?
12229 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2023
Vaccines work.
12229 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2023
Parenting doesn't stop after puberty
12229 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2023
Am i wrong for breaking up with my girlfriend after she continues to cross my sexual boundaries?
12228 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2023
If you can't get 8 hours sleep per day, your life isn't sustainable
12228 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2023
Girl Asks Robert Irwin For His Phone Number
12227 upvotes • comment • jun 05, 2023
What’s a dead giveaway that someone doesn’t have a life?
12226 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2023
This is how I found my kids’ toothbrushes.
12226 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2023
Drawing portraits with the Loomis Method
12225 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2023
Congressional Karen
12225 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2023
TIFU by telling my daughter her GF is my ex
12225 upvotes • comment • jul 03, 2023
meirl
12225 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2023
🔥 The Mangalica is the only pig species covered in a long wool coat, similar to a sheep's.
12224 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2023
Just close the lid
12223 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2023
New update
12221 upvotes • comment • nov 17, 2023
Charges we weren't expecting at brunch
12221 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2023
Sad cat.
12220 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2023
Fastest Man-made Object
12220 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2023
Well oh well
12220 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2023
TIL that all clownfish are born as males. One female lives with a group of males but only mates with one of them. When she dies her mate will become female. This change is irreversible.
12219 upvotes • comment • jun 19, 2023
mcdonalds staff secret code. The green letters were written on my drive through receipt in mcdonalds recently, I placed quite a big order as was for quite a few family members. what dies the FF written on the receipt mean ? is thus ncdonalds staff secret cide for 'fat fuck' or something ??
12219 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2023
... and just like that the gun debate was over!
12219 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2023
AITA for laughing at my niece's gift?
12218 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2023
I would like to honor the hero who hacked Don Jr. Bravo friend. Bravo.
12217 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2023
As a German I just want to add that.
12216 upvotes • comment • jun 05, 2023
Xbox adds full-screen ad for COD on startup
12216 upvotes • comment • nov 02, 2023
Men who call women “females” or “bitches” are automatic red flags to me, what are some red flags that automatically turn you off?
12215 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2023
Absolute Unit of a dread
12215 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2023
Senior Hamas official: The tunnels are for us, the UN can take care of Palestinian citizens
12214 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2023
cheating culture in Japan
12214 upvotes • comment • nov 21, 2023
People who have 4+ kids, why?
12214 upvotes • comment • jun 18, 2023
to be thankful to your workers
12212 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2023
Cat destroys a Christmas tree and three souls.
12212 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2023
Kids t-shirt turns automatically into a lifejacket in the water
12211 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2023
Two endangered golden monkeys hugging each other
12211 upvotes • comment • jun 10, 2023
out of the frying pan into the fire
12211 upvotes • comment • dec 08, 2023
‘Monty Python’ Star John Cleese Says ‘Life Of Brian’ Scene Won’t Be Cut Despite Modern Sensitivites
12209 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2023
[Charania] Just in: A failed physical exam of Gary Payton II has placed the Golden State-Portland-Detroit-Atlanta four-team deal in serious jeopardy, sources tell me and @anthonyVslater. Payton's core muscle injury could sideline him for up to three months following a Warriors exam.
12208 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2023
The printing of this t-shirt
12207 upvotes • comment • jun 08, 2023
Chapter 179 [English]
12206 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2023
Near-Total Internet Blackout Hits Gaza As Israel Ramps Up Strikes
12206 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2023
Back in 2010, Pigeons in South Africa were faster than the Internet.
12205 upvotes • comment • jul 29, 2023
Top 5 best selling games of 2023 so far.
12205 upvotes • comment • jun 28, 2023
On a universal scale, a blade of grass is exponentially more rare than a diamond
12204 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2023
2meirl4meirl
12204 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2023
125 days - this is how much mr. "everyone should work long hours" lasted before his health declined and he gave up
12204 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2023
Disneyland just isn't worth it anymore.
12202 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2023
5LBS OF FAT VS 5LBS OF MUSCLE
12200 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2023
my son bought these "switch" games for me.
12200 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2023
Chessboard is coming along nicely
12200 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2023
Let her cook
12199 upvotes • comment • dec 06, 2023
What do people generally consider taboo but it shouldn’t be?
12199 upvotes • comment • jun 20, 2023
what's something that's really bad for the body but people keep doing it?
12197 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2023
Nardo Wick’s (rapper) bodyguards sent a fan to the hospital with a concussion and brain bleeding after he asked for a picture
12196 upvotes • comment • nov 28, 2023