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Door mat
10977 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2023
I told my Olive Garden Waitress I would tip her $0.50 per mint she gave me. She gave me a case of 1600.
10977 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2023
Paid $20 for a 12 pk and received a 6 pk over Uber eats, this is the customer service response
10976 upvotes • comment • dec 03, 2023
My eye has a very obvious dark ring
10976 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2023
Justice for Toph
10976 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2023
Embracer CEO just flat-out refuses to talk about the KOTOR remake now: 'Anything I say to this becomes a headline' | PC Gamer
10975 upvotes • comment • nov 17, 2023
Walt Disney World officially suing Ron DeSantis
10975 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2023
Zero difference between 1 and 3
10974 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2023
My husband of 5 years asked me for a threesome with my best friend and she agreed (TOMC Jan 2, '23)
10974 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2023
Donald Trump Lost in His First Battle in Federal Criminal Court
10973 upvotes • comment • jun 14, 2023
After promoting him as the Trump alternative, conservative media outlets in Florida are going to be facing bankruptcy if Ron DeSantis rolls back press freedom and allows people to sue media outlets for libel
10973 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2023
[Highlight] Holmgren hits crazy turnaround three to force OT at the buzzer
10972 upvotes • comment • nov 19, 2023
Libertarian minded town shocked that you need taxes to pay for stuff.
10972 upvotes • comment • nov 13, 2023
The diamond industry is coping with a 20% price drop and worries Gen Z isn’t all that interested in its stones
10971 upvotes • comment • nov 12, 2023
Breaking news: AI-produced Seinfeld parody "Nothing, Forever", which has been running 24/7 for over a month, just called transgenderism a mental illness and said all liberals are secretly gay. Channel got banned minutes later.
10971 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2023
This’s why Kerr is a legend
10970 upvotes • comment • jun 30, 2023
Don’t change a thing
10969 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2023
His reaction when he first held his new sibling is priceless.
10969 upvotes • comment • jul 26, 2023
Girl annihilates irritating bully
10968 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2023
Damn that crab be FRESH
10968 upvotes • comment • dec 05, 2023
Trees can be very polite
10967 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2023
[OC] How Costco Makes Money
10967 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2023
Mugshot of Andrew Lester, who shot a kid in the head for mistakenly ringing his doorbell.
10967 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2023
Out you go
10966 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2023
Everyone a Sellout.
10966 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2023
Pro Tip
10965 upvotes • comment • jul 21, 2023
Heil Spez
10965 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2023
🔥 A precious moment between bear cub siblings
10963 upvotes • comment • jul 31, 2023
AITAH for telling my husband he has no right to tell me what to do with my body?
10962 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2023
TIL that if South Korea enters a state of war, its army becomes subordinated to a US Army general from the Combined Forces Command, not the President or another Korean.
10961 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2023
Good luck with that
10961 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2023
A Truly Bizarre & Unintentionally Hilarious Musical Performance By Corey Feldman On The Howard Stern Show (1992)
10961 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2023
How do you say no to this face?
10960 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2023
Biden voters say more motivated to stop Trump than to support president-Reuters/Ipsos
10960 upvotes • comment • nov 16, 2023
Candidate in high-stakes Virginia election performed sex acts with husband in live videos
10959 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2023
Actually
10959 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2023
She knows
10958 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2023
That’s quite the list, Chris.
10958 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2023
Kid with smol chenda joins the big leagues (from r/Kerala)
10957 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2023
This can’t end well
10957 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2023
Saw it live.
10956 upvotes • comment • jul 14, 2023
Universal currency
10956 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2023
To prove your desired by everyone
10955 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2023
How is that obesity?
10954 upvotes • comment • nov 06, 2023
Neighbors drama
10954 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2023
How to scare old Korean women in Korea
10954 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2023
So cool
10953 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2023
Socialism for the rich. Capitalism for the poor
10952 upvotes • comment • nov 11, 2023
GTA 6’s Publisher Says Video Games Should Theoretically Be Priced At Dollars Per Hour
10952 upvotes • comment • nov 15, 2023
seriously, why?
10951 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2023
How did he even get this buttoned in the first place?
10949 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2023
Ben Roberts-Smith found to have murdered unarmed prisoners in Afghanistan
10949 upvotes • comment • jun 01, 2023
You don't NEED to go into menus to space travel
10949 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2023
18 out 18 Russian missiles were shot down in Ukraine this night: 6 Kinzhal missiles, 9 Kalibr missiles and 3 ballistic missiles. Amazing result by the Air Defense Forces of Ukraine!
10949 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2023
Me irl
10948 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2023
I’m doing the Michael Scott grimace this whole vid
10948 upvotes • comment • jul 19, 2023
AITA for laughing at my housemate when he suggested I not shower on my period?
10948 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2023
i needed ages to type all of these
10947 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2023
Treat me equally but not the same… erm. Ok!
10947 upvotes • comment • jun 02, 2023
[Wojnarowski] The NBA is suspending Memphis Grizzlies star Ja Morant for eight games without pay for conduct detrimental to the league, sources tell ESPN.
10946 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2023
Batter's box
10946 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2023
r/IASIP's choice for Charlie’s best quote is the entire Pepe Silvia rant*. Now, what is Dennis’s best quote? The one with the most upvotes wins.
10946 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2023
Memory unlocked!!
10944 upvotes • comment • jul 03, 2023
You aren't allowed to turn at the end of this road. You are therefore stuck; perpetually parked forever at the stop sign.
10944 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2023
TIL of a rare condition where men can become extremely sick with flu and allergy-like symptoms post-ejaculation, with symptoms persisting for up to 7 days.
10943 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2023
New Yellow Pages Book arrived today, welcome to the neighborhood Mr. Poopstains!
10943 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2023
How to piss off a cook 101
10942 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2023
Starfield now has a 'Mixed' user rating across all reviews on Steam
10942 upvotes • comment • nov 19, 2023
With 50% turnout and 2/3rds voting for democrats, and 2M+ boomers dying per year.. tick tock.
10941 upvotes • comment • jul 06, 2023
Biden’s account on Truth Social is hysterical
10941 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2023
Sick practical FX by Dan Robert for the TV Show Legacies!
10940 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2023
You are not a loser
10940 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2023
A lot of people seem to fundamentally misunderstand "walkable communities".
10940 upvotes • comment • nov 02, 2023
TIL that Key West had a fire chief named Bum Farto that was convicted of drug trafficking and disappeared before his sentencing, never to be seen again.
10940 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2023
What's your best guess? 😊
10939 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2023
Courier protects mom and baby as an elevator malfunctions
10937 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2023
Harrison Ford Confirms He Is Done With Indiana Jones After ‘Dial Of Destiny’
10937 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2023
It’s perfect
10936 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2023
NASA clears the air: No evidence that UFOs are aliens
10936 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2023
“you cut that out now or you’ll go home in an ambulance”
10936 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2023
Close up image before Ukrainian Rambo shoots the Russian
10935 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2023
Study finds that individuals with ADHD show reduced motivation to engage in effortful activities, both cognitive and physical, which can be significantly improved with amphetamine-based medications
10933 upvotes • comment • dec 07, 2023
Excess wine... Destroy it
10931 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2023
I was just told it was highly unprofessional of me to be drunk when I am off on the weekend.
10931 upvotes • comment • jul 09, 2023
Uhm
10930 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2023
Off with her head!
10928 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2023
Cursed_breakup
10927 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2023
Why are some americans so angry about Joe Biden canceling billions of student debt loans?
10926 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2023
Husky speaks Italian
10925 upvotes • comment • dec 04, 2023
Supermassive Black Hole in Milky Way Core
10925 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2023
ME_IRL
10925 upvotes • comment • nov 05, 2023
In the Netherlands, people love to eat mayonnaise with their fries. The Dutch supermarkets sell "American fries sauce," claiming to capture the authentic American taste of mayonnaise for fries. AFAIK, americans dont eat mayo on their fries...
10924 upvotes • comment • jun 07, 2023
The German police are not joking.
10924 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2023
I just beat cancer and celebrated by getting my hair and nails done, and I'm wearing new lovely mushroom earrings from a fellow craft witch.
10924 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2023
Woman tries to frame man with self-inflicted injuries. The glass is not as strong as she thinks though
10924 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2023
HMMMM
10924 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2023
Pineapple Wall Art Has Two Hanger Options
10923 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2023
It all makes sense now
10923 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2023
That’s blatantly unconstitutional
10923 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2023
GOP senator moves to force release of Jeffrey Epstein flight logs, identify perpetrators in 'horrific conduct'
10923 upvotes • comment • nov 11, 2023