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  1. Perfect cake throw

    30365 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2023

  2. TIL of Triboulet: a Royal jester for King Francis of France who was sentenced to death for mocking the King and Queen. King Francis allowed him to choose his method of death, to which Triboulet responded “… I ask to die from old age.” He was spared and instead banished.

    30363 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2023

  3. Danny Devito brings his own stool.

    30361 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2023

  4. meirl

    30359 upvotes • comment • nov 02, 2023

  5. That's nice!

    30357 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2023

  6. Everyone hates bitchy neighbors

    30356 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2023

  7. R. Kelly Sentenced to 20 Years for Child Sex Crimes

    30354 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2023

  8. 3.8 magnitude earthquake rattles Buffalo, New York, suburbs

    30349 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2023

  9. meirl

    30347 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2023

  10. They said when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Where are the lemons ? I really wanted to make the lemonade.

    30344 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2023

  11. TIL 88% of households in America have air conditioning while only 20% do in Europe

    30343 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2023

  12. Another Netflix price increase

    30343 upvotes • comment • nov 18, 2023

  13. Crazy guys break onto Epstein's Island!

    30337 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2023

  14. Got chewed out at work for moving to a vacant desk with a window, because having a window is "above my position".

    30337 upvotes • comment • jul 26, 2023

  15. YSK Reddit will soon eliminate third party apps by overcharging for their API and that means no escape from ads or content manipulation

    30334 upvotes • comment • jun 02, 2023

  16. Sucks but True

    30333 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2023

  17. WW2 bunker used a fake air vent to return grenade to sender

    30332 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2023

  18. TIL that the "drink 8 glasses of water a day" is based on a 1945 recommendation that had no medical basis. The current recommendation is "drink when you are thirsty, unless you are outside on a hot day or are elderly- then drink a bit more."

    30330 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2023

  19. VW wouldn’t help locate car with abducted child because GPS subscription expired

    30330 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2023

  20. JUST IN- Manhattan grand jury votes to indict Trump-NYT

    30329 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2023

  21. So much HolUp in one session

    30327 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2023

  22. Deranged cop arrests blind man for having a stick

    30322 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2023

  23. Looks like someone’s going to prison

    30314 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2023

  24. What's a dark fact about Star Wars that is rarely addressed?

    30313 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2023

  25. Heaven

    30311 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2023

  26. Plaque installed by Donald J. Trump denoting where he shot a hole in one, including his witnesses

    30308 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2023

  27. The rizzler

    30307 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2023

  28. How the famous spicy Chongqing hotpot broth is made, Lishuji, China.

    30302 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2023

  29. Finding some surprises while cleaning the canals of Amsterdam

    30294 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2023

  30. To Jump The Stairs

    30293 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2023

  31. An ad to buy a squirrel monkey for less than $20 in a comic book from the 60s

    30286 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2023

  32. Ukrainian soldiers defending last road to Bakhmut, killing 7 russian soldiers during assault on the trench in close combat POV. [Bakhmut, April 2023] [English CC]

    30285 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2023

  33. Beavers felling trees in the forest

    30279 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2023

  34. This poem that Leonard Cohen wrote about Kayne West in 2015.

    30279 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2023

  35. Claim your “I WAS HERE” ticket !!

    30278 upvotes • comment • jul 26, 2023

  36. Moms for Liberty speaker calls for Biden's execution

    30277 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2023

  37. Seriously we love em all

    30276 upvotes • comment • jul 18, 2023

  38. It's official: Smartphones will need to have replaceable batteries by 2027

    30274 upvotes • comment • jul 13, 2023

  39. Florida county Republican Party votes to ban the COVID-19 vaccine

    30271 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2023

  40. Go back to the abyss

    30270 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2023

  41. They're not even close to being the same

    30270 upvotes • comment • nov 08, 2023

  42. One of Reddit's largest communities is protesting changes to the platform by posting only photos of John Oliver 'looking sexy'

    30270 upvotes • comment • jun 17, 2023

  43. If it came out that we were 100% living in a simulation, what would be the biggest indicator looking back?

    30269 upvotes • comment • jun 29, 2023

  44. A scorpionfish quickly spitting out a juvenile yellow boxfish upon sensing its toxicity.

    30268 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2023

  45. Self service continental breakfast

    30266 upvotes • comment • jul 05, 2023

  46. Japan readies ‘last hope’ measures to stop falling births

    30266 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2023

  47. LPT: Check in with your kids to make sure they understand your idioms

    30264 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2023

  48. This will get much uglier, much quicker

    30263 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2023

  49. Proud boy trolled for having baby arms after snatching a protester’s sign lol

    30259 upvotes • comment • jun 04, 2023

  50. Big W congrats buddy.

    30258 upvotes • comment • jun 23, 2023

  51. Donald Trump greeted by loud boos at South Carolina football game

    30256 upvotes • comment • nov 26, 2023

  52. Thanks Jean!!

    30253 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2023

  53. maybe she was out cleaning the windows?

    30252 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2023

  54. Shooting a nerf gun at your phone, WCGW?

    30252 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2023

  55. Bear hibernates so hard it forgets what planet it's on.

    30249 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2023

  56. Twitter is adding verified check marks to the accounts of dead celebrities, making them look like paid Twitter Blue subscribers

    30249 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2023

  57. Poverty character flaw

    30246 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2023

  58. Text send to my district manager last week.

    30245 upvotes • comment • jun 11, 2023

  59. A terminally ill 77-year-old man named Jerry Gilland made a pact with his wife that if his health does not improve, he wanted his 76-year-old wife, Ellen Gilland, to kill him, The New York Times reported.

    30244 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2023

  60. Return-to-office orders look like a way for rich, work-obsessed CEOs to grab power back from employees

    30243 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2023

  61. On a clear day you can see Toronto from Niagara

    30240 upvotes • comment • jun 01, 2023

  62. Filter and Dinner

    30238 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2023

  63. Chill toddler

    30236 upvotes • comment • dec 10, 2023

  64. A fun parade!

    30231 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2023

  65. This Kitty's Favorite Spot To Sleep

    30230 upvotes • comment • aug 18, 2023

  66. 1935 quarrie workers ride the rails with this device while returning from work.

    30229 upvotes • comment • nov 03, 2023

  67. Cursed_PowerOfChrist

    30229 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2023

  68. Real fans

    30228 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2023

  69. Me_irl

    30224 upvotes • comment • jul 29, 2023

  70. Remember, they don’t friggin’ own us

    30222 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2023

  71. Cultural center, built from EU-funds (above) to EU-Standards and the Town Hall across the street (below) Adiyaman, Turkey.

    30221 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2023

  72. Jimmy Johns drive through attendant asked if I wanted to leave a tip when they took my card!!! Since when?!? I’ve now just been sitting at the window waiting on my food for like 10 mins. I literally saw her mouth “no tip” to the person making the food. What. The. Fuck.

    30220 upvotes • comment • jul 04, 2023

  73. Apple CEO Tim Cook, reacting to an old Macintosh Classic machine brought by a visitor

    30219 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2023

  74. The main account has officially rebranded to X but they can’t figure out how to change the handle

    30218 upvotes • comment • jul 24, 2023

  75. In Germany, 1987, the final test for police service dogs was to maintain composure in the presence of a cat.

    30217 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2023

  76. He made it almost 24 hrs. That's gotta be a personal best.

    30216 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2023

  77. Landlord: "I didn't have to increase the rent but I did it anyway. 🤭"

    30211 upvotes • comment • jul 12, 2023

  78. The Reddit app design is actively hostile

    30209 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2023

  79. My son(8 yrs old) missed his first day of school, I found this sheet in his folder.

    30209 upvotes • comment • nov 07, 2023

  80. Me_irl

    30207 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2023

  81. TIL: In 1903 Daniel Barringer gambled his entire fortune on a mineshaft believing geologists had misclassified a meteor creator as a volcano and a $1 billion iron ore deposit was to be found. He was correct that the site was a meteor creator, but didn't realize the iron ore had vaporized on impact.

    30204 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2023

  82. Customer came into the restaurant and gave the waiters this allergy list

    30203 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2023

  83. Man Shoots & Kills unarmed neighbor for speeding down street, claims he is the victim when police arrive

    30200 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2023

  84. EU is doing it again!

    30200 upvotes • comment • nov 08, 2023

  85. Siuuuuu

    30199 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2023

  86. He changed his mind

    30197 upvotes • comment • nov 01, 2023

  87. And here's my boyfriend's carbonara attempt

    30197 upvotes • comment • jul 14, 2023

  88. China should be judged by its actions, not its words - German defense minister

    30197 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2023

  89. An Englishman in New York. (Sorry Americans)

    30196 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2023

  90. Incredible how nowdays it dosent seem a normal thing

    30195 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2023

  91. Hydrophobia in Rabies infected patient

    30194 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2023

  92. Titanic tourist sub goes missing sparking search

    30194 upvotes • comment • jun 19, 2023

  93. TIL that in 2017 all GPS coordinates in Australia were shifted 1.8 m to account for continental drift since the last update in 1994. Moving north 7 cm a year, the Australian plate is one of the fastest-drifting plates in the world

    30193 upvotes • comment • jul 16, 2023

  94. me_irl

    30192 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2023

  95. He’s a psychopath

    30191 upvotes • comment • jun 12, 2023

  96. Sometimes It's okay to walk out there's no shame in it.

    30190 upvotes • comment • jun 26, 2023

  97. This looks like a nightmare or a dream.

    30188 upvotes • comment • nov 06, 2023

  98. I designed a magnetic belt that covers the gap in a bathroom stall so you never accidentally lock eyes with someone.

    30188 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2023

  99. Guess you gotta pay to eat inside fast food places now. Freaking egregious.

    30187 upvotes • comment • jul 27, 2023

  100. Ro Khanna repeats call for Dianne Feinstein to resign after reporter incident

    30187 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2023