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  1. Ice Ice Baby

    24964 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2023

  2. Global warming got the earth spitting fire

    24963 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2023

  3. Wholesome tattoo.

    24962 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2023

  4. When you catch a dog stealing food

    24962 upvotes • comment • jun 13, 2023

  5. Rough night Donny? lmao

    24959 upvotes • comment • jun 13, 2023

  6. TIL that in 2002 members of a simulated Mars mission in Utah uncovered an actual dinosaur fossil when on a mock spacewalk

    24958 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2023

  7. This laptop from 1997 has a built-in mouse.

    24955 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2023

  8. Saving a cat but the Cat was not impressed.

    24951 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2023

  9. Failed my Driver’s test in the US because: too slow. (I’m a racecar driver in europe) 🤣

    24948 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2023

  10. Men see women's buttholes way more than women see men's buttholes.

    24948 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2023

  11. So that's the conclusion of crisis meetings?

    24946 upvotes • comment • jul 01, 2023

  12. "Stop calling it Twitter" says the guy who deadnames his own child

    24946 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2023

  13. Police in UK utilised a metal detector in in order to tackle and deter knife possession.

    24944 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2023

  14. Michael Jackson's career of billboard hits from the 1960's to the 2000's

    24940 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2023

  15. Not all Elon fans are incels……..

    24939 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2023

  16. Add a 15% service charge and then have the nerve to ask for a tip on top of that…only in America

    24939 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2023

  17. My Chun Li Cosplay

    24938 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2023

  18. Evolution

    24935 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2023

  19. Brand new Lada refuses to start in front of journalists

    24932 upvotes • comment • jun 19, 2023

  20. Fun sports

    24931 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2023

  21. So basically you want your husband to be biseuxal?

    24930 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2023

  22. Proud of that belly

    24930 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2023

  23. Thanks for serving the empire!

    24929 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2023

  24. Homophobic Karen in the wild

    24928 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2023

  25. No doubt that it was disappointing

    24925 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2023

  26. Not an airport

    24925 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2023

  27. Imagine forgetting about one of the states

    24918 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2023

  28. FCC chair to investigate exactly how much everyone hates data caps - ISPs clearly have technical ability to offer unlimited data, chair's office says.

    24918 upvotes • comment • jun 17, 2023

  29. My cat’s fangs are so long his mouth doesn’t close all the way

    24917 upvotes • comment • nov 15, 2023

  30. My local grocery store has free fruits to snack on while you shop

    24917 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2023

  31. ELI5: Why are so many subreddits “going dark”?

    24916 upvotes • comment • jun 12, 2023

  32. Meirl

    24916 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2023

  33. David Fincher confirms ‘Mindhunter’ series is officially dead; too expensive for Netflix

    24914 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2023

  34. My uncle gave me a Benchmade knife for my birthday many years ago, I sent It in to have it sharpened (they have a lifelong guarantee to sharpen their knives). After calling and hearing nothing back for weeks, they proceed to tell me it was a "fake", and they scrapped it for parts? K.

    24914 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2023

  35. 100% success rate: Ukraine’s air defence destroys all 36 Russian Shahed drones in overnight attack

    24912 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2023

  36. Twitter to un-verify people who don’t pay $8/month starting on April Fools’ Day

    24912 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2023

  37. Imagine your kid can't talk and he's already screwing you lol

    24911 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2023

  38. my sweet boy comforting me after a breakup last night.

    24911 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2023

  39. Turkish photographer Ugur Gallenkus portrays two different worlds within a single image.

    24910 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2023

  40. My husband came home from his 12 hour, overnight shift at 630am after the long weekend and realized he forgot his house key.

    24908 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2023

  41. Tesla warns that a federal probe into whether it exaggerated the range of its cars may lead to a ‘material adverse impact on our business’

    24907 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2023

  42. Police compliments guy on guns before he kills someone

    24907 upvotes • comment • nov 18, 2023

  43. If you don't want the measles...

    24906 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2023

  44. TIL that Japanese actor Bandō Mitsugorō VIII claimed to be immune to fugu kimo, naturally toxic pufferfish liver. He ate 4 portions in a restaurant with his friends in Kyoto and died 8 hours later.

    24905 upvotes • comment • jun 30, 2023

  45. to stop a bully

    24905 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2023

  46. Ask App Not to Track, cause why would it want to?

    24905 upvotes • comment • jun 04, 2023

  47. It's mine now dad.

    24905 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2023

  48. Meirl

    24905 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2023

  49. The mic was in picture!

    24903 upvotes • comment • nov 07, 2023

  50. Me irl

    24902 upvotes • comment • jul 17, 2023

  51. 🔥 The way this vampire squid moves across the ocean floor

    24901 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2023

  52. HOA says no "decorative flags", so here are my flamingos!

    24899 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2023

  53. At 18yo, my GF asked me to tell her Dad she was pregnant. That was 21 years ago. Still married.

    24899 upvotes • comment • dec 03, 2023

  54. Cloud of chemicals above ohio

    24899 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2023

  55. Notorious B.I.G. in a street battle rap at age 17.

    24896 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2023

  56. The bar was already low, and you lowered it even further.

    24895 upvotes • comment • jul 03, 2023

  57. Practically built strength (rock climber) vs gym strength (body builders)

    24895 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2023

  58. GOP lawmakers predict imminent ‘fistfight’ between Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert

    24894 upvotes • comment • jul 18, 2023

  59. cat caught in action!

    24894 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2023

  60. Meirl

    24893 upvotes • comment • dec 03, 2023

  61. meirl

    24892 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2023

  62. TIL about the "Gimli Glider", a Boeing 767 jet that ran out of fuel and glided for 17 minutes without engine power, crash-landing on a crowded racetrack with no deaths or major injuries. Other pilots who used a flight simulator to reenact the incident all failed to land safely.

    24889 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2023

  63. Emails reveal Secret Service contacts with Oath Keepers

    24889 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2023

  64. To start off Pride month, Elon retweets the most transphobic documentary ever made

    24887 upvotes • comment • jun 02, 2023

  65. See you in the gym bro

    24886 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2023

  66. This is why we can’t have nice things.

    24886 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2023

  67. Perfect prank at an airport

    24885 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2023

  68. [Highlight] Trea Young hits the big 3 to put the Hawks up 2 with 1.8 seconds to go

    24885 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2023

  69. 6 year old gets arrested by police while crying for help

    24883 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2023

  70. Home Depot employee refused to help me locate *nails* unless I told him what I planned to build with them.

    24882 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2023

  71. Microsoft wins FTC fight to buy Activision Blizzard

    24881 upvotes • comment • jul 11, 2023

  72. Circumstantial evidence at best

    24881 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2023

  73. Citizen of the empire

    24880 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2023

  74. Dianne Feinstein Saying She Hasn't 'Been Gone' From Senate Raises Eyebrows

    24878 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2023

  75. Florida man got destroyed

    24877 upvotes • comment • jul 12, 2023

  76. 19 year old Robert Irwin trying coffee for the first time.

    24874 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2023

  77. Misconception about gamers

    24871 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2023

  78. Boebert once more acts stupid.

    24871 upvotes • comment • jun 19, 2023

  79. Found out she cheated on me with a guy who stutters in texts

    24871 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2023

  80. Judge rejects Trump’s bid to learn juror names at defamation trial

    24871 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2023

  81. The average erect penis length has increased by 24% over the past three decades across the world. From an average of 4.8 inches to 6 inches. Given the significant implications, attention to potential causes should be investigated.

    24871 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2023

  82. Maybe maybe maybe

    24870 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2023

  83. Wild dog on the loose

    24867 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2023

  84. None of Y'all Know What Propaganda Actually is

    24866 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2023

  85. Bye bye asshole

    24865 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2023

  86. blursed nether

    24862 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2023

  87. Steve Irwin’s son, Robert Irwin, becomes first person to breed and hatch a turtle species his Dad discovered. Takes it out on its first swim.

    24862 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2023

  88. To put a broken TV out of its misery.

    24860 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2023

  89. That’s a cat fish.

    24860 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2023

  90. Forcing scanning QR codes to see prices at the gas station?

    24857 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2023

  91. A short history lesson

    24854 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2023

  92. Poker is a key life skill

    24852 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2023

  93. Jeffrey Epstein shared graphic photos of women with JPMorgan Chase exec, lawsuit claims

    24851 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2023

  94. Meirl

    24850 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2023

  95. Yes I’m a guy who uses women’s shampoo.

    24850 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2023

  96. I'm an Empath

    24848 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2023

  97. Bad slippers!

    24843 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2023

  98. Let him go

    24843 upvotes • comment • nov 29, 2023

  99. I’m sure that had nothing to do with it right?

    24843 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2023

  100. Cute turtle at sanctuary.

    24843 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2023