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  1. It is truly perplexing to me when Christians act as if their opposition to abortion is rooted in a religious belief. The Bible is very clear that you can execute your children for mere disobedience. Many Christians are pro-life despite the Bible, NOT because of it. #Deuteronomy

    19976 upvotes • comment • nov 20, 2018

  2. I met a homeless guy on the pier at Venice Beach today. He was telling jokes for donations. I gave him $20 to tell me his three best. I was not disappointed nor will you.

    19971 upvotes • comment • nov 11, 2018

  3. After you, good Sir!

    19963 upvotes • comment • nov 21, 2018

  4. White tears.

    19954 upvotes • comment • nov 07, 2018

  5. You must wash yourself in the blood

    19951 upvotes • comment • nov 10, 2018

  6. Dinner date.

    19938 upvotes • comment • nov 19, 2018

  7. A reason guys are so "terrible at picking up hints" is because we've been (rightfully so) taught to take only the clearest signs of affection and consent

    19937 upvotes • comment • nov 25, 2018

  8. Package stealing has become such a problem in my apartment that it has come to a point where people don't care what they steal. This is a note from someone that had their package stolen just a couple hours earlier.

    19919 upvotes • comment • nov 29, 2018

  9. Best way to remove teeth..

    19907 upvotes • comment • nov 20, 2018

  10. The difference between "accuracy" and "precision"

    19906 upvotes • comment • nov 22, 2018

  11. Jurassic Park looking extra moody. Kauai, HI. [OC][2828x3535] Instagram: @kyle.fredrickson

    19894 upvotes • comment • nov 15, 2018

  12. Lets see if this whole "honesty" thing works...

    19891 upvotes • comment • nov 07, 2018

  13. Scientists find a massive, 19-mile-wide meteorite crater deep beneath the ice in Greenland. The serendipitous discovery may just be the best evidence yet of a meteorite causing the mysterious, 1,000-year period known as Younger Dryas.

    19884 upvotes • comment • nov 14, 2018

  14. antoher one bites the dust

    19881 upvotes • comment • nov 18, 2018

  15. Aerial attack

    19879 upvotes • comment • nov 27, 2018

  16. Hot format on the market! Buy big before it’s gone!

    19878 upvotes • comment • nov 19, 2018

  17. The little girl that was mesmerized by Michelle Obama's official portrait last March dressed up as her hero this Halloween.

    19870 upvotes • comment • nov 01, 2018

  18. Inking one of my sketches - OC

    19869 upvotes • comment • nov 11, 2018

  19. Upvote or die

    19867 upvotes • comment • nov 01, 2018

  20. Dog cannonballing

    19865 upvotes • comment • nov 18, 2018

  21. Kid finds a candy bowl is empty, so he puts some of his own candy in for other kids.

    19861 upvotes • comment • nov 02, 2018

  22. My parents are kind of stupid and don't believe in vaccines. Now that I'm 18, where do I go to get vaccinated? Can I get vaccinated at my age?

    19847 upvotes • comment • nov 16, 2018

  23. No gunshots fired at NC high school, officials blame malfunctioning water heater

    19844 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2018

  24. I'll take it!

    19842 upvotes • comment • nov 12, 2018

  25. About sums me up.

    19835 upvotes • comment • nov 17, 2018

  26. hmmm

    19830 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2018

  27. These guys nailed it

    19829 upvotes • comment • nov 23, 2018

  28. Tapper: If Trump thinks media is annoying, 'wait till he meets a Democratic House' with subpoena power

    19824 upvotes • comment • nov 07, 2018

  29. It's ironic how "Finding Nemo" has made clownfish into one of the most popular fish for saltwater aquariums despite the bad guys in the movie being the ones who catch Nemo and put him in a tank

    19822 upvotes • comment • nov 11, 2018

  30. Look at the difference between these Xbox 360 icons.

    19820 upvotes • comment • nov 25, 2018

  31. How to practice your graffiti at home

    19814 upvotes • comment • nov 21, 2018

  32. bugging the hell out of the game

    19803 upvotes • comment • nov 08, 2018

  33. April is a great wingman, Andy is not

    19796 upvotes • comment • nov 15, 2018

  34. Press F

    19795 upvotes • comment • nov 11, 2018

  35. Making a charizard with a 3D pen

    19793 upvotes • comment • nov 04, 2018

  36. Me waiting for Red Dead Online

    19788 upvotes • comment • nov 19, 2018

  37. Hey dad, chill

    19785 upvotes • comment • nov 20, 2018

  38. Going for a high five.

    19775 upvotes • comment • nov 28, 2018

  39. Double Standards

    19772 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2018

  40. [IFF] I'm a teacher and my mom crocheted me a pencil scarf!

    19770 upvotes • comment • nov 16, 2018

  41. How the gym will look after New Years

    19767 upvotes • comment • nov 23, 2018

  42. [Image] A goal is not always meant to be reached

    19761 upvotes • comment • nov 19, 2018

  43. Wild Elephants salutes the men who rescued their baby elephant from a ditch

    19760 upvotes • comment • nov 23, 2018

  44. im stumped

    19756 upvotes • comment • nov 08, 2018

  45. Parachute landing made to look easy

    19744 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2018

  46. I feel robbed of my chocolate

    19733 upvotes • comment • nov 18, 2018

  47. Super chilled water

    19732 upvotes • comment • nov 25, 2018

  48. Dealing with horrible and loud neighbors that are painting me as a racist in texas. How do I protect myself legally?

    19732 upvotes • comment • nov 04, 2018

  49. Jury Orders 'Miracle Cure Doctor' to Pay $105 Million to Cancer Patient

    19727 upvotes • comment • nov 04, 2018

  50. Pyramid Boi deserves some love.

    19716 upvotes • comment • nov 16, 2018

  51. Nintendo releases Detective Pikachu trailer (2018)

    19708 upvotes • comment • nov 14, 2018

  52. We are milking a dead cow

    19706 upvotes • comment • nov 27, 2018

  53. Rednecks sneak up on a buck

    19691 upvotes • comment • nov 21, 2018

  54. Found a wild one on the high sea

    19689 upvotes • comment • nov 04, 2018

  55. PsBattle: This California Firefighter

    19682 upvotes • comment • nov 14, 2018

  56. Famed First Amendment lawyer says CNN should sue the White House over Acosta access

    19673 upvotes • comment • nov 12, 2018

  57. Thank you Kanye, very cool!

    19671 upvotes • comment • nov 05, 2018

  58. These Carmex boxes come in two different sizes so they can fit more on the hanger

    19668 upvotes • comment • nov 21, 2018

  59. I peaked at age four, 1991

    19666 upvotes • comment • nov 13, 2018

  60. LPT: Never give your credit card info over the phone unless you are the one who initiated the call. If a company that you owe money to calls to collect, tell them you’ll call them back to pay.

    19664 upvotes • comment • nov 01, 2018

  61. Left a sunflower to dry in a cookbook, it ate the pages.

    19652 upvotes • comment • nov 16, 2018

  62. Perfect dives

    19647 upvotes • comment • nov 17, 2018

  63. The new Pokemon game looks amazing

    19646 upvotes • comment • nov 28, 2018

  64. My little sister attempted a “Kevin spilling his chili” pumpkin. How did it do?

    19642 upvotes • comment • nov 01, 2018

  65. Hope everyone tries this

    19638 upvotes • comment • nov 10, 2018

  66. TIL William Goldman, writer of 'The Princess Bride', wrote the screenplay for his two daughters, who were 7 and 4 at the time. He asked them what they wanted to be in the story, with one saying a princess and one being a bride. He told them "That'll be the title."

    19636 upvotes • comment • nov 16, 2018

  67. Quality Content.

    19635 upvotes • comment • nov 15, 2018

  68. “Snickers Yard” barely half way filled

    19632 upvotes • comment • nov 10, 2018

  69. Most Devastating burn ever

    19617 upvotes • comment • nov 21, 2018

  70. This post man

    19598 upvotes • comment • nov 30, 2018

  71. Starbucks drawing

    19583 upvotes • comment • nov 17, 2018

  72. TIL that Mr. Rogers wrote almost all of the music used in Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood, totaling over 289 songs. In addition, the famous sweaters he wore in each episode were all knitted by his mother.

    19568 upvotes • comment • nov 23, 2018

  73. meirl

    19564 upvotes • comment • nov 23, 2018

  74. Trump was criticized for incorrectly blaming the California wildfires on poor forest management. He did it again.

    19557 upvotes • comment • nov 17, 2018

  75. He immediately fell asleep after we went jogging.

    19556 upvotes • comment • nov 01, 2018

  76. True though.

    19554 upvotes • comment • nov 15, 2018

  77. This dude deciding to climb a biketrail with his car

    19551 upvotes • comment • nov 04, 2018

  78. It's to be expected

    19546 upvotes • comment • nov 21, 2018

  79. “Mom, he’s doing it again!!”

    19538 upvotes • comment • nov 25, 2018

  80. Husband surprised me with a divorce, cleaned out bank accounts and shut off credit cards. How can I find an attorney with no money?

    19514 upvotes • comment • nov 16, 2018

  81. The lower the effort the funnier the prank

    19499 upvotes • comment • nov 05, 2018

  82. Don't vote for our 'homophobic' and 'racist' dad, Missouri candidate's kids tell voters

    19492 upvotes • comment • nov 01, 2018

  83. Its been a good meme why change it now

    19479 upvotes • comment • nov 14, 2018

  84. Mistaken Cowboy [OC]

    19479 upvotes • comment • nov 21, 2018

  85. Maybe she’s born with it, maybe its a maple leaf 🍁

    19474 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2018

  86. Obama says Republicans have 'racked up enough indictments to field a football team'

    19445 upvotes • comment • nov 05, 2018

  87. Tiny pug happy food dance

    19443 upvotes • comment • nov 21, 2018

  88. It is actress and inventor Hedy Lamarr’s birthday today. Here she is in 1941

    19440 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2018

  89. Very Versatile Format! INVEST NOW!!

    19439 upvotes • comment • nov 30, 2018

  90. The new Smash trailer syncs perfectly with "Don't Stop Me Now" by Queen.

    19418 upvotes • comment • nov 12, 2018

  91. Serial right-wing BS pusher manages to get himself thrown under the bus

    19393 upvotes • comment • nov 03, 2018

  92. Even then, Mark Twain saw the stupidity.....

    19382 upvotes • comment • nov 30, 2018

  93. Anon is American

    19369 upvotes • comment • nov 20, 2018

  94. "Because I can"

    19368 upvotes • comment • nov 18, 2018

  95. What’s your favorite part? The heavy handedness.

    19354 upvotes • comment • nov 08, 2018

  96. Spirits, bring Stan Lee back. Take ________ instead.

    19353 upvotes • comment • nov 16, 2018

  97. [homemade] vanilla birthday cake

    19349 upvotes • comment • nov 15, 2018

  98. Poorest dying nearly ten years younger than the rich in “deeply worrying” trend - "Women life expectancy in most deprived communities in 2016 was 78.8 years, compared to 86.7 years in the most affluent group. For men, 74.0 years among the poorest, compared to 83.8 years among the richest."

    19349 upvotes • comment • nov 23, 2018

  99. meirl

    19347 upvotes • comment • nov 30, 2018

  100. My GF said I am not affectionate enough, so now I treat her like my dog

    19339 upvotes • comment • nov 25, 2018