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Reddit (Nov 2018)

  1. This ad placement .

    9517 upvotes • comment • nov 11, 2018

  2. Great potential

    9511 upvotes • comment • nov 28, 2018

  3. *yawns*

    9504 upvotes • comment • nov 22, 2018

  4. President Trump’s first 3 children received birthright citizenship

    9502 upvotes • comment • nov 01, 2018

  5. Tom meets Jerry.

    9495 upvotes • comment • nov 14, 2018

  6. No bonsai trees

    9491 upvotes • comment • nov 25, 2018

  7. Every year my wife has spent upwards of $1500 on new Xmas decorations she just throws away after New Years. She promised me last year was the last but I just found a huge bag of decorations in the garage. I'm disgusted. What do I do here? (Both 34, two kids)

    9484 upvotes • comment • nov 17, 2018

  8. If you're a bisexual male, you deal with people thinking you're secretly gay but trying to avoid attention. If you're a bisexual female, you deal with people thinking you're secretly straight and trying to get attention.

    9481 upvotes • comment • nov 17, 2018

  9. The inevitable 180 [satire]

    9479 upvotes • comment • nov 21, 2018

  10. In brief, this is Red Dead Online.

    9477 upvotes • comment • nov 30, 2018

  11. Anon meets the new student

    9464 upvotes • comment • nov 23, 2018

  12. What did your girlfriend/wife/SO get angry at you about today?

    9462 upvotes • comment • nov 16, 2018

  13. Ebenezer Scrooge was visited early this year. Seriously though this landlord is a good bloke

    9459 upvotes • comment • nov 27, 2018

  14. oof

    9452 upvotes • comment • nov 17, 2018

  15. Family Fued

    9447 upvotes • comment • nov 23, 2018

  16. My one hope for the Detective Pikachu movie is that the Squirtle Squad appears as a local gang at some point

    9446 upvotes • comment • nov 13, 2018

  17. As a psychotherapist subreddits like r/meirl and r/depression make me angry and I'll tell you why they are unhealthy for people with mental health problems

    9437 upvotes • comment • nov 23, 2018

  18. [WP] The rules of who goes to heaven and hell are clear, definite, and inarguable. You are an afterlife lawyer, who helps people figure out if their potentially sinful plans are technically allowed by the rules.

    9429 upvotes • comment • nov 30, 2018

  19. absolutelynotme_irl

    9423 upvotes • comment • nov 25, 2018

  20. Happy Thanksgiving!

    9420 upvotes • comment • nov 22, 2018

  21. MAn ToRtURES SeAL BefORE RelEASiNg InTO wILd

    9420 upvotes • comment • nov 06, 2018

  22. Donald Trump touts nonexistent $450 billion in Saudi orders and 1 million jobs

    9415 upvotes • comment • nov 21, 2018

  23. When looking at used cars, what are some red flags indicating you shouldn't buy the car.

    9411 upvotes • comment • nov 15, 2018

  24. Not my job to add the subtitles

    9408 upvotes • comment • nov 11, 2018

  25. A coworker said he wants to murder me, what legal actions can I take against him?

    9408 upvotes • comment • nov 12, 2018

  26. Good boi learns making salad

    9404 upvotes • comment • nov 10, 2018

  27. What programmer say VS what they really mean.

    9404 upvotes • comment • nov 02, 2018

  28. Sitting in front of a bull.

    9404 upvotes • comment • nov 13, 2018

  29. Derrick Rose reduced to tears after getting the game saving block and a 50 point game.

    9402 upvotes • comment • nov 01, 2018

  30. The cuteness factor has me squealing

    9399 upvotes • comment • nov 28, 2018

  31. PsBattle: Baby Chimpanzee

    9389 upvotes • comment • nov 11, 2018

  32. Please do not attack Portugal

    9377 upvotes • comment • nov 27, 2018

  33. Authoritarianism has come to America.

    9357 upvotes • comment • nov 10, 2018

  34. I just saw that a had 690 deposited in my account - didn't expect this

    9350 upvotes • comment • nov 08, 2018

  35. Charged with a felony for "Stealing my Own Child" - California P.C. 278.5 - Judges deliberate whether I was "Abused Enough" to remove myself and child from home.

    9344 upvotes • comment • nov 30, 2018

  36. My beautiful wife. Her 16th birthday, when she was 30 and we got engaged, and on her 60th birthday. Like a fine wine she got better with age.

    9343 upvotes • comment • nov 04, 2018

  37. The new Grinch marketing campaign is painful.

    9343 upvotes • comment • nov 15, 2018

  38. What's the deal with all the hate for the new Fallout 76 game?

    9341 upvotes • comment • nov 14, 2018

  39. You can save 100% by staying home on Black Friday.

    9338 upvotes • comment • nov 23, 2018

  40. Despite TLJ having its issues, this image gives me so many feelings.

    9335 upvotes • comment • nov 30, 2018

  41. Is there an altitude on Venus where both temperature and air pressure are habitable for humans, and you could stand in open air with just an oxygen mask?

    9333 upvotes • comment • nov 21, 2018

  42. Lenny, John, Dutch, Arthur and Rev. Swanson in LEGO, I’m planning to make all 24 members

    9325 upvotes • comment • nov 25, 2018

  43. 10,000 M's

    9321 upvotes • comment • nov 24, 2018

  44. I’ve seen Home Alone a countless number of times and only tonight noticed that Joe Pesci’s character is wearing a gun shaped tie clip in the beginning.

    9321 upvotes • comment • nov 11, 2018

  45. I lied my way into college.

    9317 upvotes • comment • nov 12, 2018

  46. [WP] All work centers are mandated to install " Efficiency Microchips" into their employees. The microchip makes the host blackout during their shift and come back into control after work is over, with no recollection of their day. Your microchip just malfunctioned.

    9308 upvotes • comment • nov 19, 2018

  47. Trump Wanted to Order Justice Dept. to Prosecute Comey and Clinton

    9307 upvotes • comment • nov 20, 2018

  48. Researchers turned a 156-year-old law of physics on its head demonstrating that the coupling between two magnetic elements can be made extremely asymmetrical. A development which could lead to more efficient recharging of batteries in cars and mobile phones

    9289 upvotes • comment • nov 22, 2018

  49. When you’re ugly but have good looking friends

    9285 upvotes • comment • nov 15, 2018

  50. Customers Buy Out Doughnut Shop Early Every Day So Owner Can Be With Sick Wife

    9260 upvotes • comment • nov 03, 2018

  51. ...

    9254 upvotes • comment • nov 17, 2018

  52. Toothn’t

    9252 upvotes • comment • nov 03, 2018

  53. Reminder that UC Davis paid >$100,000 to have this picture removed from the internet. No amount of money will let us forget the Pepper Spray Incident.

    9252 upvotes • comment • nov 24, 2018

  54. Mmmmmmmmmm

    9252 upvotes • comment • nov 23, 2018

  55. Zoomies with a twist

    9250 upvotes • comment • nov 28, 2018

  56. A teacher shows that a bull in a square full of people does not attack anyone if it is not threatened

    9245 upvotes • comment • nov 13, 2018

  57. IDWHL, but thanks for the shirt

    9234 upvotes • comment • nov 25, 2018

  58. She's at it again.

    9220 upvotes • comment • nov 29, 2018

  59. dEpReSsEd KiTtY wAtChEs As HiS bRoThEr Is BoIlEd AlIvE

    9216 upvotes • comment • nov 24, 2018

  60. Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. I’m away from family this year and was supposed to go over a friends house, but I got the flu a day before thanksgiving. My friend dropped this bombshell over my house yesterday.

    9214 upvotes • comment • nov 23, 2018

  61. Just divorced my abusive husband and my pint came in freedom flavor! Cheers!

    9208 upvotes • comment • nov 12, 2018

  62. I finally finished my gaming room...

    9205 upvotes • comment • nov 24, 2018

  63. I call my wife Bambi. She thinks it's because she's cute with big brown eyes...

    9188 upvotes • comment • nov 20, 2018

  64. The Fallout 76 in-game community is so friendly and fun because the assholes have mostly self-selected out.

    9184 upvotes • comment • nov 19, 2018

  65. This box has dreams.

    9184 upvotes • comment • nov 27, 2018

  66. An airport employee went through my luggage and stole intimate things

    9178 upvotes • comment • nov 19, 2018

  67. MRW we get a light dusting of snow and I drive past someone in the ditch

    9162 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2018

  68. ...better don't mess with Bonds kid!

    9157 upvotes • comment • nov 17, 2018

  69. Update on former homeless Connecticut man who returned 10K check last year

    9156 upvotes • comment • nov 25, 2018

  70. Don't you hate it when you're in the middle of making a really funny AskOuija answer and someone just Goodbyes it out of nowhere?

    9145 upvotes • comment • nov 25, 2018

  71. Fishing boi

    9140 upvotes • comment • nov 07, 2018

  72. He got em good

    9123 upvotes • comment • nov 12, 2018

  73. hmmm

    9123 upvotes • comment • nov 25, 2018

  74. Found this years ago doing a site walk. Accurate.

    9121 upvotes • comment • nov 03, 2018

  75. Help! A monster!

    9115 upvotes • comment • nov 10, 2018

  76. If you don't want to participate, please leave

    9110 upvotes • comment • nov 27, 2018

  77. You’re going to hell if you laugh

    9095 upvotes • comment • nov 26, 2018

  78. Donald Trump tells Fox News he was too "busy on calls" to visit Arlington Cemetery on Veterans Day

    9092 upvotes • comment • nov 16, 2018

  79. MadAd (xposted from r/wholesomememes)

    9087 upvotes • comment • nov 11, 2018

  80. What is the strangest sleep habit of a girl you've hooked up with?

    9085 upvotes • comment • nov 01, 2018

  81. Some Trippy Shapes...

    9083 upvotes • comment • nov 11, 2018

  82. TIFU By not re-submitting my application for student aid, and ending up as a homeless felon.

    9081 upvotes • comment • nov 13, 2018

  83. Rock and roll

    9075 upvotes • comment • nov 18, 2018

  84. Found this on stackoverflow. Thought you guys would like it

    9072 upvotes • comment • nov 21, 2018

  85. AITA for my girlfriend getting upset from reading my texts while I showered?

    9069 upvotes • comment • nov 27, 2018

  86. Free trip to Disneyland

    9066 upvotes • comment • nov 05, 2018

  87. When a user tries to tell you what the data from your program means

    9065 upvotes • comment • nov 13, 2018

  88. Happy Thanksgiving!

    9061 upvotes • comment • nov 23, 2018

  89. *LEAKED CYBERPUNK 2077 SEX SCENE* 100% AUTHENTIC* PLEASE CLICK!!! NSFW

    9056 upvotes • comment • nov 23, 2018

  90. I think reddit should allow people to hide their user history or post anonymously so people stop trying to nullify arguments with post history.

    9055 upvotes • comment • nov 06, 2018

  91. Only way to raise the stakes

    9051 upvotes • comment • nov 02, 2018

  92. Young woman throws fit her pizza was too large

    9044 upvotes • comment • nov 27, 2018

  93. We will remember

    9044 upvotes • comment • nov 11, 2018

  94. Oh the wonders of technology

    9042 upvotes • comment • nov 25, 2018

  95. Does confrontation make you involuntarily cry?

    9041 upvotes • comment • nov 06, 2018

  96. Holy shit

    9035 upvotes • comment • nov 12, 2018

  97. A skateboarder proposal

    9033 upvotes • comment • nov 01, 2018

  98. Bethesda responds to Fallout 76 criticism, no FOV slider and no push to talk because they "want the game to be alive"

    9032 upvotes • comment • nov 07, 2018

  99. The wedding of ~long long man~

    9028 upvotes • comment • nov 05, 2018

  100. Hunters shot house again, broke window

    9028 upvotes • comment • nov 16, 2018