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  1. Oopsie boss didn’t mean to

    5769 upvotes • comment • nov 11, 2018

  2. Free code giveaway, upvote and comment which one you want and I’ll pick at random and DM you. I have the full version of Minecraft, 1000 minecoins, MC starter pack, Minecraft creator pack, 14 days of Xbox live gold and 1 month of free Gamepass !

    5766 upvotes • comment • nov 26, 2018

  3. Scientists Grow Full-Sized, Beating Human Hearts From Stem Cells

    5760 upvotes • comment • nov 16, 2018

  4. After getting fired from work, Amy found solace in knowing her prized egg was still safe in her car.

    5755 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2018

  5. TIFU by not take lunch 2 minutes earlier and assuming my coworker used common sense

    5754 upvotes • comment • nov 07, 2018

  6. Let's put gummy bears in a waffle maker!

    5752 upvotes • comment • nov 05, 2018

  7. Just doing my duty protecting my campus

    5747 upvotes • comment • nov 30, 2018

  8. Hairspray + firecracker = ?

    5747 upvotes • comment • nov 24, 2018

  9. 23 yo Graphic Designer and Single Parent. Also a vegan. Do your worst!

    5746 upvotes • comment • nov 22, 2018

  10. After hearing Hillary plans another presidential run in 2020.

    5737 upvotes • comment • nov 18, 2018

  11. Chinese Marxist Students detained for supporting workers' rights

    5736 upvotes • comment • nov 12, 2018

  12. A boss with 100% health isn’t nearly as terrifying as a boss with 99.992% health.

    5734 upvotes • comment • nov 14, 2018

  13. META: We need an abbreviation for "YTA but that's totally what anyone else would do in that situation"

    5731 upvotes • comment • nov 29, 2018

  14. halal kitty

    5729 upvotes • comment • nov 23, 2018

  15. Det är fredag mina bekanta

    5728 upvotes • comment • nov 30, 2018

  16. My good friend spent the last 10 years making this stop-frame animation all by himself. He finally finished it.

    5727 upvotes • comment • nov 12, 2018

  17. Using my unpaid work? Look at it a little closer...

    5722 upvotes • comment • nov 06, 2018

  18. "Please put him back" I whimpered to my husband.

    5713 upvotes • comment • nov 29, 2018

  19. that's why it 🅱️ooked fa🅱️iliar

    5712 upvotes • comment • nov 18, 2018

  20. Deleting comments and locking threads is killing reddit

    5710 upvotes • comment • nov 17, 2018

  21. Apple priced me out of their ecosystem and now I'm moving over to Android.

    5699 upvotes • comment • nov 12, 2018

  22. They can keep him, too

    5694 upvotes • comment • nov 20, 2018

  23. My girlfriend gets all her money from blackmailing guys and it kinda scares me, what do I do?

    5693 upvotes • comment • nov 27, 2018

  24. hmmm

    5677 upvotes • comment • nov 27, 2018

  25. Bottle of rum within a bottle of vodka

    5677 upvotes • comment • nov 12, 2018

  26. So close!

    5671 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2018

  27. Told everyone on the tube to move down the isle more. I'm still buzzing from the adrenaline. This happened over 24 hours ago.

    5669 upvotes • comment • nov 01, 2018

  28. Stunned...

    5661 upvotes • comment • nov 22, 2018

  29. Guys the game is a lot of fun but we need to make developers know that it is also full of bugs

    5659 upvotes • comment • nov 15, 2018

  30. (+_+)

    5655 upvotes • comment • nov 20, 2018

  31. In 1996, 31 year old Blair Adams fearfully fled Canada and entered the United States. Prior to fleeing, Blair nervously confided with a friend that he believed someone was out to kill him, though he never disclosed who or why. Days later, Blair was found dead in Knoxville, Tennessee.

    5648 upvotes • comment • nov 16, 2018

  32. not op but i want to spread this as much as i can

    5648 upvotes • comment • nov 28, 2018

  33. How did people go on with their lives when they tore their meniscus/ACL in medieval times?

    5648 upvotes • comment • nov 26, 2018

  34. Why do people rely on crafty friends for gifts, WITHOUT EVEN ASKING?

    5648 upvotes • comment • nov 27, 2018

  35. Hide kids at your daycare? Enjoy losing half your business!

    5644 upvotes • comment • nov 10, 2018

  36. Honey, I was only joking when I said I was going to kill you any dispose of your body! Why no sense of humor?!

    5644 upvotes • comment • nov 02, 2018

  37. How to DESTROY Libtards With Facts and Logic

    5642 upvotes • comment • nov 24, 2018

  38. Umm, wtf? (feat. sexual objectification)

    5637 upvotes • comment • nov 24, 2018

  39. We got a badass over here

    5634 upvotes • comment • nov 29, 2018

  40. Imperial War Museum releases audio recording of the final minute of WW1

    5633 upvotes • comment • nov 08, 2018

  41. Netflix Announces Roald Dahl Cinematic Universe

    5627 upvotes • comment • nov 27, 2018

  42. What will $20 (USD) get me in your hobby?

    5626 upvotes • comment • nov 18, 2018

  43. Just wanted to recognize Nintendo for giving us fair DLC yet again

    5625 upvotes • comment • nov 04, 2018

  44. Totally Not From r/instant_regret

    5619 upvotes • comment • nov 05, 2018

  45. AITA - I don't care for my family as much since they plan on leaving everything of value to my brother, because he's a man

    5618 upvotes • comment • nov 20, 2018

  46. What's going on with the updates to the Manafort case?

    5616 upvotes • comment • nov 28, 2018

  47. Calling self harm “battle scars” is shitty and stupid

    5599 upvotes • comment • nov 04, 2018

  48. Guy took condom off without me noticing

    5580 upvotes • comment • nov 19, 2018

  49. 🅱️RAKE TOOK MY 🅱️IRL

    5576 upvotes • comment • nov 02, 2018

  50. Do you feel like you screw up even the most basic social interactions, while other people seem to just glide through them?

    5565 upvotes • comment • nov 30, 2018

  51. Ever have a kid in class show up and realize it’s an exam day, then gets up and leaves in a panic?

    5562 upvotes • comment • nov 30, 2018

  52. 🔥 The abyss 🔥

    5561 upvotes • comment • nov 22, 2018

  53. You need to update your security question on your web account before I can help you

    5540 upvotes • comment • nov 01, 2018

  54. Jameela Jamil Said She Hopes Celebs Like Cardi B Who Sell Detox Teas ‘Shit Their Pants In Public’

    5538 upvotes • comment • nov 25, 2018

  55. I wish that whenever I dab, a McChicken burger materialises from nothingness in front of a random person in poverty.

    5529 upvotes • comment • nov 13, 2018

  56. The DMZ between north and south korea is littered with mines. Are there random explosions in the DMZ because an animal stepped on one or a branch fell on them?

    5528 upvotes • comment • nov 26, 2018

  57. Federal Judge Orders Georgia to Reveal Tally of Provisional Ballots

    5527 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2018

  58. Apparently LAOP shouldn't be held accountable for cutting this girl's hair because he decided "she'd look cute if she just cut it all off anyway"

    5527 upvotes • comment • nov 20, 2018

  59. Man took selfies before boarding the bus and after the bus crash

    5526 upvotes • comment • nov 21, 2018

  60. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I HAVE HAD A REVELATION

    5524 upvotes • comment • nov 10, 2018

  61. Can we stop with the random suggestions?

    5522 upvotes • comment • nov 11, 2018

  62. No asterisks, but my friend found this guy on Tinder.

    5520 upvotes • comment • nov 14, 2018

  63. 2meirl4meirl

    5515 upvotes • comment • nov 28, 2018

  64. Solar nonsense. I was wondering why de displsy gets darker every day.

    5513 upvotes • comment • nov 05, 2018

  65. I care for y'all people

    5510 upvotes • comment • nov 10, 2018

  66. Anon's mom knows

    5509 upvotes • comment • nov 30, 2018

  67. You want a 300 DPI file? Here you go

    5506 upvotes • comment • nov 12, 2018

  68. 🤔

    5498 upvotes • comment • nov 27, 2018

  69. Someone has a wicked sense of humor.

    5496 upvotes • comment • nov 23, 2018

  70. Ancient history

    5494 upvotes • comment • nov 14, 2018

  71. I am the Founder and CEO of Mycroft AI the privacy focused, open source, AI voice assistant. AMA!

    5493 upvotes • comment • nov 07, 2018

  72. Today, I snapped.

    5484 upvotes • comment • nov 21, 2018

  73. The Middle Eastern folktale Aladdin was actually set in China, albeit a very Arabian version of China with viziers and djinns. Does this story reflect what the Middle East believed China to be like? How much of Chines culture was known to them?

    5473 upvotes • comment • nov 24, 2018

  74. AITA if I break up with my girlfriend for stealing tips when we go out to eat?

    5463 upvotes • comment • nov 21, 2018

  75. If teenagers are not allowed to have a vasectomy they should not be allowed to go on hormone therapy before age 18

    5459 upvotes • comment • nov 07, 2018

  76. My [28/m] girlfriend (26/f) opened a cable account in my name without my knowledge and now it's in collections.

    5456 upvotes • comment • nov 14, 2018

  77. He offered to carry her roller skates. A year later, they were married! (1954)

    5454 upvotes • comment • nov 20, 2018

  78. I wish that whenever I clap my hands together, anyone who hears it spontaneously climaxes. The intensity of the orgasm changes depending on distance from my hands and how loud I clapped. I can use this ability as many time's as I'd like.

    5452 upvotes • comment • nov 27, 2018

  79. What’s your “never again” story?

    5450 upvotes • comment • nov 27, 2018

  80. [UPDATE] 2018 thanksgiving picture to Grandma giving him a thanksgiving meal, for the third year in a row, after she accidentally sent him an invite in 2016.

    5442 upvotes • comment • nov 25, 2018

  81. Does this belong here?

    5429 upvotes • comment • nov 27, 2018

  82. Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. Bankrupt businessman is now Leader of the free world

    5422 upvotes • comment • nov 12, 2018

  83. Nintendo recommends people use a LAN adapter for Smash.. So can we please FIX the big issues related to it?

    5421 upvotes • comment • nov 02, 2018

  84. It's time to make a millionaire and give the gift of giving! [Drawing Thread #36]

    5420 upvotes • comment • nov 16, 2018

  85. Fall in Neuschwanstein Castle, Germany

    5411 upvotes • comment • nov 10, 2018

  86. My wife didn't say happy birthday to me today. 11/3

    5403 upvotes • comment • nov 04, 2018

  87. Sure thing...buddy.

    5403 upvotes • comment • nov 16, 2018

  88. $2.87 headset hanger at walmart

    5393 upvotes • comment • nov 13, 2018

  89. What's your favourite quirky and largely unknown event in economic history?

    5391 upvotes • comment • nov 02, 2018

  90. I bought a BA degree and have been working many different jobs with it.

    5387 upvotes • comment • nov 26, 2018

  91. This email Elon sent to his employees

    5384 upvotes • comment • nov 10, 2018

  92. I made my wedding dress and got married yesterday!

    5379 upvotes • comment • nov 11, 2018

  93. Jurassic Park (1993) When Hammond insists on pouring the Champagne and says “I know my way around the kitchen” but uses the cheap glasses, instead of the Champagne glasses are to the left of the shot. Much like Jurassic Park, he has the best intentions but isn’t as capable as he presents.

    5371 upvotes • comment • nov 03, 2018

  94. Should the President punish Ivanka Trump for using her personal email for government business?

    5363 upvotes • comment • nov 20, 2018

  95. Best countries to be a working woman

    5363 upvotes • comment • nov 20, 2018

  96. "Retard" is no worse than "stupid", "idiot", "moron", etc.

    5362 upvotes • comment • nov 14, 2018

  97. Had to defend my short kings ✊🏼

    5358 upvotes • comment • nov 19, 2018

  98. 17,000,000 people can trace their ancestry back to Genghis Kahn. He had eleven legitimate children, but hordes (pun) of illegitimate children. What was life like for these children and their mothers through his empire?

    5357 upvotes • comment • nov 18, 2018

  99. Not having any life skills isn’t cute, it’s obnoxious.

    5339 upvotes • comment • nov 16, 2018

  100. boys I got laid tonight

    5332 upvotes • comment • nov 17, 2018