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  1. The goodest of snek bois

    3583 upvotes • comment • nov 15, 2018

  2. This took me way too long

    3578 upvotes • comment • nov 17, 2018

  3. 'I want to see the manager...' I am the manager...

    3577 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2018

  4. Parents used my identity all my life and I am filing for taxes for the first time next year...

    3570 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2018

  5. Just some notes for few of my Indian brothers and sisters.

    3551 upvotes • comment • nov 24, 2018

  6. A closer look at the “two” point basket for Louisville vs Marquette

    3549 upvotes • comment • nov 25, 2018

  7. What is your opinion on getting handjobs?

    3533 upvotes • comment • nov 25, 2018

  8. I’m cursed to become _____ each and every night.

    3531 upvotes • comment • nov 23, 2018

  9. What is your most memorable story of petty revenge?

    3530 upvotes • comment • nov 11, 2018

  10. What have been some reasons why you haven’t made a girl that you like (and have been consistently seeing) your girlfriend?

    3528 upvotes • comment • nov 20, 2018

  11. Remember: if we lose twenty pounds on a diet, we don’t gain it all back after a few bad meals. Your badge reset doesn’t mean your sober days didn’t happen. Give yourself credit and get back on that wagon!

    3526 upvotes • comment • nov 02, 2018

  12. One Piece: Chapter 923

    3523 upvotes • comment • nov 02, 2018

  13. AITA for telling my daughter to get an abortion?

    3520 upvotes • comment • nov 23, 2018

  14. My friend killed himself this morning

    3520 upvotes • comment • nov 17, 2018

  15. TIFU by trying to hard to look sober ( I am sober )

    3519 upvotes • comment • nov 12, 2018

  16. Not only does someone have to type the entire credits scene of a movie, but they have to watch it repeatedly to check for errors

    3506 upvotes • comment • nov 01, 2018

  17. what black magic photography is this!!

    3506 upvotes • comment • nov 10, 2018

  18. It's the full English breakfast for me today..

    3505 upvotes • comment • nov 18, 2018

  19. She owns a sunless tanning biz

    3495 upvotes • comment • nov 27, 2018

  20. Roses are red, spoons are used to stir,

    3494 upvotes • comment • nov 19, 2018

  21. To those who shared their personal stories of Trumpgret. Now is the day to prove you truly regret your 2016 vote. The country needs your help.

    3487 upvotes • comment • nov 06, 2018

  22. Just a reminder that not everyone is a dick.

    3484 upvotes • comment • nov 20, 2018

  23. I sent my phone to google in August to get replaced and have had the worst customer service experience of my life since.

    3478 upvotes • comment • nov 25, 2018

  24. It's not ok for 4500 random people to march up to a country's border and demand entry.

    3470 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2018

  25. I wish my wife and I became younger and stayed young with my wife always taking care of me.

    3466 upvotes • comment • nov 26, 2018

  26. Were people actually happy for you when they found out you’re richer than they thought?

    3466 upvotes • comment • nov 23, 2018

  27. [meta] New Rule Proposal: Stop Attacking Trumpgretters

    3463 upvotes • comment • nov 02, 2018

  28. Send a box to Congress and the Senate. On the box say “enjoy the cake”, but fill the box only with homemade M&M cookies

    3460 upvotes • comment • nov 22, 2018

  29. Two types of profs

    3457 upvotes • comment • nov 20, 2018

  30. You’re working in a restaurant. A man comes in during a heavy downpour claiming he left his umbrella there earlier. Do you let him take an umbrella from the stand? My waitress did, and that’s why I got soaked walking home

    3448 upvotes • comment • nov 10, 2018

  31. Driving is very scary and people who wait to get their driver's license shouldn't be made fun of.

    3445 upvotes • comment • nov 19, 2018

  32. Tulsi Gabbard To Trump: ‘Being Saudi Arabia’s Bitch Is Not America First’

    3430 upvotes • comment • nov 22, 2018

  33. Science Discussion: We are researchers working with some of the largest and most innovative companies using DNA to help people learn about their health, traits and ancestry. Let’s discuss how your DNA can fuel research and strategies for keeping data secure!

    3429 upvotes • comment • nov 16, 2018

  34. 25% damage from rocket launcher through buildings is a terrible idea.

    3426 upvotes • comment • nov 01, 2018

  35. I told my parents that it isn't their fault that I left the church. This was a lie.

    3425 upvotes • comment • nov 24, 2018

  36. The orange splotches on the edges of sour patch kids are actually lots of kids

    3424 upvotes • comment • nov 21, 2018

  37. Hello, Kevin. It's me, Raymond Holt.

    3423 upvotes • comment • nov 21, 2018

  38. Michael Cohen has pled guilty to lying to Congress about he and Felix Sater's Trump Tower Moscow deal. If Trump knew about that deal (which was still being worked on in 2017), is this evidence of collusion w/ Russia?

    3414 upvotes • comment • nov 29, 2018

  39. He Noticed

    3405 upvotes • comment • nov 28, 2018

  40. CNN investigation reveals U.S. police routinely destroy rape kits before statute of limitations expire, some within weeks of being collected

    3400 upvotes • comment • nov 30, 2018

  41. Super Mario Party: Amazing yet unfinished

    3391 upvotes • comment • nov 13, 2018

  42. My sisters stalker of 3 years with a new number after being blocked everywhere else.

    3390 upvotes • comment • nov 08, 2018

  43. Vettel on team radio: "There's something loose between my legs... apart from the obvious. Something flying around my feet. I'd be proud if it was what you think it is, but it's not!" 😂 #F1 #BraziilGP

    3386 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2018

  44. English teacher says: Do a informative non-fiction Oral presentation about anything you find interesting. I know "something" I find interesting.

    3386 upvotes • comment • nov 26, 2018

  45. Why do people cheat so much?

    3383 upvotes • comment • nov 29, 2018

  46. If anyone that reads this could send a positive thought or prayer for my sweet boy Citrus. He managed to find a hole in the wall that I didn’t know about and he’s been somewhere in the walls ever since. I really hope he comes back to his terrarium I laid on the floor for him. I can only hope.

    3380 upvotes • comment • nov 25, 2018

  47. When taking your pups on the local hikes, please LEASH your dogs.

    3378 upvotes • comment • nov 04, 2018

  48. What is your personal unresolved mystery?

    3374 upvotes • comment • nov 19, 2018

  49. I’m a 34 yo Brazilian expat and currently have 300k USD in Dubai (where I’m living). What is the best country to keep the money, considering risk x return? Is it recommendable to keep in a bank account in countries like Switzerland or Luxembourg?

    3368 upvotes • comment • nov 22, 2018

  50. AITA for being angry at my boyfriend ?

    3365 upvotes • comment • nov 03, 2018

  51. I got mistaken for a child trafficker

    3362 upvotes • comment • nov 04, 2018

  52. Why do I have to pay for a room I've already been using?

    3344 upvotes • comment • nov 02, 2018

  53. CMV: Wireless charging is a useless fad

    3344 upvotes • comment • nov 23, 2018

  54. Yes, the snow was bad. Yes, the government fucked up. But I saw an APPALLING amount of reckless driving yesterday.

    3342 upvotes • comment • nov 16, 2018

  55. TooMeIrlForMeIrl

    3334 upvotes • comment • nov 10, 2018

  56. Bitcoin breaches $4000 in 15 minutes. What is happening 😳

    3322 upvotes • comment • nov 24, 2018

  57. What's a "male stereotype" that you don't get why people hate?

    3322 upvotes • comment • nov 27, 2018

  58. "Dont worry about the bill. Imma bout to get this shit for free!"

    3321 upvotes • comment • nov 17, 2018

  59. YSK our digital footprint now starts in the womb, and children may have more than 1000 pictures of them posted online by the time they're 13.

    3317 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2018

  60. Someone asked for my number today!

    3316 upvotes • comment • nov 08, 2018

  61. What's a book you read that changed your perspective or bettered you in a way?

    3312 upvotes • comment • nov 04, 2018

  62. What is your experience turning down someone who doesn’t handle rejection well?

    3311 upvotes • comment • nov 13, 2018

  63. CMV: The Most Effective Means Of Prison Reform Would Be The Decriminalization/Legalization of All Drugs/Narcotics

    3306 upvotes • comment • nov 03, 2018

  64. Obama 'Crashes' Chicago Food Bank To Help Out For Thanksgiving

    3284 upvotes • comment • nov 21, 2018

  65. "No talking for longer than 15 seconds"

    3276 upvotes • comment • nov 01, 2018

  66. LAOP was banned from the bus for not giving up their seat to a child. LAOP has muscular dystrophy and a heart condition.

    3275 upvotes • comment • nov 23, 2018

  67. Tsuyu's new quirk: A gun

    3272 upvotes • comment • nov 28, 2018

  68. Bunnies like leaves too!

    3271 upvotes • comment • nov 13, 2018

  69. It's Complicated

    3267 upvotes • comment • nov 22, 2018

  70. Instagram model: tagged pic vs Instagram post

    3266 upvotes • comment • nov 27, 2018

  71. 15 and working with a disabled pedophile

    3260 upvotes • comment • nov 12, 2018

  72. For Fuck's Sake, Frank!

    3248 upvotes • comment • nov 25, 2018

  73. I feel like I’m too boring to be in a relationship

    3247 upvotes • comment • nov 10, 2018

  74. What is the recipe you always go back to?

    3243 upvotes • comment • nov 27, 2018

  75. I stopped a woman from being raped.

    3243 upvotes • comment • nov 22, 2018

  76. Religious zealots lock their LGBTQ supportive 16yr old (LAOP) in a windowless room for 3 months.

    3240 upvotes • comment • nov 12, 2018

  77. TRAUMA IS NOT A PERSONALITY!

    3236 upvotes • comment • nov 19, 2018

  78. I wonder why this isn’t working...

    3233 upvotes • comment • nov 05, 2018

  79. What some people really need to understand

    3230 upvotes • comment • nov 28, 2018

  80. Just wanted to share my favourite Greek myth, not many people know the story of the God of Homosexuality:

    3226 upvotes • comment • nov 19, 2018

  81. The fatter you are the higher the chance you get picked on spin the bottle

    3224 upvotes • comment • nov 16, 2018

  82. At what point does constant farting become hazardous?

    3217 upvotes • comment • nov 30, 2018

  83. There was a fight outside my classroom and several witnesses involved told admin that I charged out of my room and threw a girl to the ground to break up the fight...

    3216 upvotes • comment • nov 15, 2018

  84. Why aren't annuities more popular?

    3214 upvotes • comment • nov 13, 2018

  85. The thing that concerns me more than sharding

    3212 upvotes • comment • nov 03, 2018

  86. This woman took a picture near a tornado and didn't get upvotes 1989

    3211 upvotes • comment • nov 24, 2018

  87. Working Microwave Won't Work

    3210 upvotes • comment • nov 29, 2018

  88. Maybe Maybe Maybe

    3200 upvotes • comment • nov 01, 2018

  89. Kansas Republican vows to send 'lesbian Indian' Democrat back 'to the reservation'

    3194 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2018

  90. Lost a work-friend today

    3190 upvotes • comment • nov 01, 2018

  91. My son turned 6 months old yesterday, is it too late for him to become a professional pianist?

    3181 upvotes • comment • nov 18, 2018

  92. One Piece: Chapter 924

    3180 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2018

  93. I stopped providing my son rent/college money and he killed himself soon after. It is entirely my fault.

    3177 upvotes • comment • nov 25, 2018

  94. "No, sir, I do not need you to call the cops on that guest."

    3163 upvotes • comment • nov 17, 2018

  95. Oh Maxis... I really miss your charm from back in the days.

    3158 upvotes • comment • nov 30, 2018

  96. Got sent this on Snapchat

    3151 upvotes • comment • nov 08, 2018

  97. In which LAOP wonders what his legal rights are with respect to a lactation room. What about the menz, y'all?

    3150 upvotes • comment • nov 24, 2018

  98. I spiked my step-father’s coffee with laxatives every day.

    3145 upvotes • comment • nov 08, 2018

  99. That’s a good way to get him to eat....

    3144 upvotes • comment • nov 20, 2018

  100. ULPT: Saying you have a colon disease gets you out of work, lets you run late to tests, and rarely results in any questions due to it being embarrassing. No faking visible symptoms either.

    3139 upvotes • comment • nov 07, 2018