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Reddit (Nov 2018)

  1. Nice one kid

    4926 upvotes • comment • nov 27, 2018

  2. Robert Mueller: Woman targeted by inept plot to bring down US special counsel reveals how it rapidly fell apart

    4920 upvotes • comment • nov 01, 2018

  3. I was busy scratching my eczema foot and had an orgasm, is this a normal thing?

    4920 upvotes • comment • nov 22, 2018

  4. Honestly why?

    4919 upvotes • comment • nov 05, 2018

  5. MEIRL

    4919 upvotes • comment • nov 20, 2018

  6. IAmA Broward County Government employee who worked as a Voter Systems Technician on the November 2018 Midterm Election, worked as an alternate for the Broward County Canvassing Board, and worked as a volunteer to recount the ballots today for the Agriculture Commissioner.

    4908 upvotes • comment • nov 17, 2018

  7. What is the pettiest thing you have done after a breakup?

    4906 upvotes • comment • nov 21, 2018

  8. To those who looked at Oklahoma’s #49 rank in education and thought to themselves, “you know what, that’s still too high,” congratulations. Last night was your night.

    4902 upvotes • comment • nov 07, 2018

  9. Wait for it ...

    4902 upvotes • comment • nov 05, 2018

  10. Blackout 20Hz tick rate

    4901 upvotes • comment • nov 28, 2018

  11. Repeal Minimum Wage!

    4895 upvotes • comment • nov 17, 2018

  12. In which a mining company may soon feel the wrath of tree/illegal timber cutting law.

    4881 upvotes • comment • nov 14, 2018

  13. SJW FEMINIST DESERVE TO DIE😂😂😭😭😎😎👌👌

    4880 upvotes • comment • nov 05, 2018

  14. (G)old

    4877 upvotes • comment • nov 21, 2018

  15. One Piece: Chapter 925

    4876 upvotes • comment • nov 23, 2018

  16. [WP] Your parents never let you study magic. They said you were born without the ability. But after a friend jokingly dares you to apply to the top wizardry schools in the state, the denial letters read "We regret to inform you that someone of your potential is simply too dangerous to be taught."

    4876 upvotes • comment • nov 10, 2018

  17. Let's remember this brave soul

    4874 upvotes • comment • nov 16, 2018

  18. Was there ever a civilization that had proper nutrition prior to modern society?

    4871 upvotes • comment • nov 03, 2018

  19. “Just run across the store and tell them to answer the phone.”

    4865 upvotes • comment • nov 21, 2018

  20. Apple resumes iPhone X production in face of weak XS sales, report claims

    4859 upvotes • comment • nov 22, 2018

  21. It’s okay he meant to do that!

    4855 upvotes • comment • nov 22, 2018

  22. Huh?

    4853 upvotes • comment • nov 25, 2018

  23. We can’t refund you money we didn’t take XXL

    4853 upvotes • comment • nov 08, 2018

  24. Shitty boss doesn't want me getting my bonus on my way out? Enjoy losing half of your staff.

    4852 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2018

  25. Date someone who will sit down and say "let's fix this" instead of being a child and ignoring you.

    4852 upvotes • comment • nov 15, 2018

  26. Retail workers of Australia that see this: PLEASE QUESTION OLD PEOPLE WHO ARE BUYING HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF GIFT CARD!

    4842 upvotes • comment • nov 19, 2018

  27. Wanna leave me notes?

    4840 upvotes • comment • nov 14, 2018

  28. elephant humour

    4830 upvotes • comment • nov 24, 2018

  29. Tips for new golfer? (don’t upvote)

    4830 upvotes • comment • nov 28, 2018

  30. These magnets are stocked past the end

    4829 upvotes • comment • nov 24, 2018

  31. Why not just commit battery on a teenager because he helped a lady and not you even though he doesn’t work here?

    4821 upvotes • comment • nov 01, 2018

  32. I have a math fetish

    4814 upvotes • comment • nov 13, 2018

  33. I'm an Atheist, and I love Christmas.

    4811 upvotes • comment • nov 21, 2018

  34. I wish people's names would float above their head, so I don't mistake them for someone else

    4811 upvotes • comment • nov 28, 2018

  35. Most weddings are an expensive waste of time.

    4802 upvotes • comment • nov 24, 2018

  36. Letting your hair drape over the hand mixer.

    4798 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2018

  37. I let everyone believe that I’m antisocial and don’t like being touched when in reality I’m incredibly lonely and touch-starved

    4790 upvotes • comment • nov 20, 2018

  38. I still feel guilty/responsible for a coworkers untimely death

    4785 upvotes • comment • nov 24, 2018

  39. If you were wrongfully put into an insane asylum, how would you convince them that you’re actually sane and not just pretending to be sane?

    4780 upvotes • comment • nov 05, 2018

  40. party time

    4775 upvotes • comment • nov 07, 2018

  41. Guy uses Dog Snapchat filter on his dead Grandfather at his open casket.

    4764 upvotes • comment • nov 25, 2018

  42. ELI5 what is martial law, and what does it mean for Ukraine?

    4760 upvotes • comment • nov 27, 2018

  43. We are members of Canada's space sector, with special guest former Astronaut Chris Hadfield, discussing our past and future in Space Technology and Exploration. Ask Us Anything!

    4760 upvotes • comment • nov 13, 2018

  44. An Unchristian Tip

    4759 upvotes • comment • nov 05, 2018

  45. Iron man. Upvote this post so that the top result on Google when you search "Iron man" is this image.

    4754 upvotes • comment • nov 26, 2018

  46. YG Entertainment is using YouTube's copyright system to take down videos criticizing Jennie for being lazy

    4749 upvotes • comment • nov 29, 2018

  47. In 2014, a teenager discovered the professionally severed, embalmed head of an older woman in Beaver County, Pennsylvania. While evidence shown she was dismembered at the hands of someone who knew what they were doing, two red, rubber bouncy balls replaced her eyes; a practice unheard of.

    4746 upvotes • comment • nov 30, 2018

  48. Robots and machines are becoming more humanlike—“feeling” pain, scheduling appointments and opening doors. I’m a tech reporter covering the future of society as machines become more like us. AMA!

    4739 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2018

  49. cursed_grandmother

    4735 upvotes • comment • nov 10, 2018

  50. Tow a resident? Make the drop of shame and lose your contract.

    4732 upvotes • comment • nov 08, 2018

  51. They are outshitposting us this is goddamn bullshit what the fuck is going on

    4728 upvotes • comment • nov 29, 2018

  52. Dear Bethesda: All I want for Christmas is for you to *not* give up on this game.

    4728 upvotes • comment • nov 29, 2018

  53. What's up with Dr. Who having a high critic score but a low audience score on Rotten Tomatoes?

    4723 upvotes • comment • nov 25, 2018

  54. That isn't not true...

    4720 upvotes • comment • nov 05, 2018

  55. What's the deal with the relationship between Saudi Arabia and the US?

    4709 upvotes • comment • nov 21, 2018

  56. his dinner was late

    4700 upvotes • comment • nov 17, 2018

  57. Doing what your boss says.

    4699 upvotes • comment • nov 25, 2018

  58. An extended family member of mine was recently killed, and the pastor who spoke at his funeral says his death was a result of prayer being taken out of schools and America turning away from God.

    4697 upvotes • comment • nov 17, 2018

  59. Tell me to leave and I will. Extreme compliance

    4696 upvotes • comment • nov 22, 2018

  60. I think I should Kms now

    4690 upvotes • comment • nov 25, 2018

  61. Women who pee on the seat of a toilet and leave it there.... why do you do that?

    4666 upvotes • comment • nov 16, 2018

  62. 🔥 A Jaguar dragging an Alligator out of the river 🔥

    4663 upvotes • comment • nov 19, 2018

  63. If possible, set up your direct deposit to automatically transfer at least SOME portion of your salary directly into your savings and/or emergency fund!

    4637 upvotes • comment • nov 16, 2018

  64. Clock falls during replacement

    4627 upvotes • comment • nov 28, 2018

  65. Readers of Reddit, which sentence, blurb, passage or paragraph is so beautiful written that you saved it and read it again from time to time?

    4627 upvotes • comment • nov 24, 2018

  66. What's the weirdest rumor you've heard about yourself?

    4621 upvotes • comment • nov 21, 2018

  67. What is the worst thing you've ever seen?

    4620 upvotes • comment • nov 17, 2018

  68. Can lift anything over 2000lbs but nothing under 2000lbs.

    4618 upvotes • comment • nov 08, 2018

  69. Coworker committed suicide last night.

    4616 upvotes • comment • nov 12, 2018

  70. Always trust your pets' judgement.

    4615 upvotes • comment • nov 10, 2018

  71. Band breakup

    4613 upvotes • comment • nov 27, 2018

  72. Vendors: Stop wasting my (and your) time with bad cold calls

    4608 upvotes • comment • nov 29, 2018

  73. What sentence will trigger an entire fan base?

    4607 upvotes • comment • nov 20, 2018

  74. The brain becomes hyper aware of misspellings after hitting the submit button.

    4604 upvotes • comment • nov 25, 2018

  75. Native Americans in what is now the USA have often been portrayed as having "idyllic" lives before Western colonizers arrived - is there any truth to this? How much "easier" were their daily lives? Before Western diseases and colonists arrived, was it a life of easy hunting and simple living?

    4602 upvotes • comment • nov 15, 2018

  76. Saved by a drunk guy

    4598 upvotes • comment • nov 02, 2018

  77. If you've missed the deadline to register to vote in your state (or have been improperly removed from the registry) *ask for a provisional ballot*. You have a legal right to vote provisionally even if you are not registered.

    4597 upvotes • comment • nov 03, 2018

  78. I thought “ghosting” was for Tinder dates, not employees.

    4593 upvotes • comment • nov 26, 2018

  79. CMV: The claim "everyone is a little racist" is disingenuous and is used to justify one's own racism.

    4591 upvotes • comment • nov 02, 2018

  80. My credit limit increased by $2,000 and then my score dropped 50-51 points. How is this possible?

    4590 upvotes • comment • nov 24, 2018

  81. My dad was cool in a different way. Lived through an abusive childhood, The Depression and WWII, and came away smiling throughout the rest of his life. He would have been 100 today. Miss you, pops.

    4588 upvotes • comment • nov 22, 2018

  82. This is what happens when you park in a reserved spot at my company.

    4587 upvotes • comment • nov 12, 2018

  83. 2 for 1 - Idiots try to overtake a queue of traffic and come face to face with a bunch of police officers

    4580 upvotes • comment • nov 08, 2018

  84. I won my sister her only hs scholarship

    4579 upvotes • comment • nov 06, 2018

  85. E. Coli, Lettuce and Vaccines: The story of one woman and her attempts to defy logic.

    4579 upvotes • comment • nov 22, 2018

  86. BREAKING NEWS: Yes! Overweight people actually eat salads.

    4570 upvotes • comment • nov 28, 2018

  87. It's not the hangover Radar

    4557 upvotes • comment • nov 16, 2018

  88. [UPDATE] One of my (25F) coworkers bought me a bracelet from Tiffany’s and I didn’t accept it. Now he’s (45M) acting problematic.

    4498 upvotes • comment • nov 14, 2018

  89. How are quantum computers actually implemented?

    4498 upvotes • comment • nov 14, 2018

  90. Fire Mike McCarthy megathread

    4488 upvotes • comment • nov 16, 2018

  91. Amazon Prime is a shake down scheme

    4480 upvotes • comment • nov 24, 2018

  92. 🅱️ommunism

    4475 upvotes • comment • nov 21, 2018

  93. My Tenya Iida " Ingenium" Cosplay !

    4470 upvotes • comment • nov 14, 2018

  94. Yeah sure google

    4464 upvotes • comment • nov 22, 2018

  95. Spider-Man Homecoming

    4462 upvotes • comment • nov 16, 2018

  96. Never Remember

    4461 upvotes • comment • nov 27, 2018

  97. Have you ever had that moment of relief when you’ve found out that the thing you do or your body does/thing that happened to you or your body/situation you’ve found yourself in etc is completely NORMAL, and if so what was it?

    4453 upvotes • comment • nov 23, 2018

  98. When baking is your dream

    4452 upvotes • comment • nov 23, 2018

  99. Full of grief over a dead cat

    4451 upvotes • comment • nov 29, 2018

  100. If I make a post twice will I get different answers?

    4437 upvotes • comment • nov 30, 2018