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Reddit (Nov 2018)

  1. How odd is it that I just want to cuddle with "girl" friends of mine?

    1997 upvotes • comment • nov 17, 2018

  2. Pokémon: Let's Go Pikachu & Eevee: Review Megathread

    1996 upvotes • comment • nov 13, 2018

  3. My cat got tortured and needs surgery

    1993 upvotes • comment • nov 01, 2018

  4. Jemeela jamil deserves the good place

    1984 upvotes • comment • nov 25, 2018

  5. I survived a nuke in a Pulaski self containment unit

    1975 upvotes • comment • nov 17, 2018

  6. Do my research? Fine then, I will

    1971 upvotes • comment • nov 25, 2018

  7. Oxhorn: One of the only Youtubers not to jump on the "Fallout 76 is bad and I hate it" Bandwagon

    1969 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2018

  8. The Generic College Email

    1963 upvotes • comment • nov 19, 2018

  9. onii-chan

    1961 upvotes • comment • nov 05, 2018

  10. I can defend this game because I enjoy it and I know others do too but I can’t defend Bethesda’s recent corporate decisions.

    1937 upvotes • comment • nov 29, 2018

  11. Home alone at night, thank godness for Dogs!

    1927 upvotes • comment • nov 07, 2018

  12. Mormon church takes a polital hit again. Medical cannabis passes.

    1918 upvotes • comment • nov 07, 2018

  13. Danny Ric guides a blindfolded Max Verstappen around a virtual lap of Interlagos.

    1909 upvotes • comment • nov 10, 2018

  14. You only notice how useful meditation is, when you stop meditating daily..

    1905 upvotes • comment • nov 12, 2018

  15. I wish that every time I died, I would go to a the character customization screen that allowed me to change every physical and mental aspect of myself and create a new life for myself. Then I would lose all knowledge that I had and start over brand new

    1901 upvotes • comment • nov 06, 2018

  16. And she says she removed her lip fillers 🤦🏻‍♀️ She’s beautiful, and I don’t condemn surgery/fillers, but she is full of bs...fed up of this whole family and fed up of people eating it up

    1895 upvotes • comment • nov 19, 2018

  17. Ford is preparing for a mass layoffs after reporting a $1 billion loss in profit due to the trade tariffs. Is this—and other losses—necessary collateral for long-term success in the current "trade war"?

    1882 upvotes • comment • nov 21, 2018

  18. Currently on holiday in Texas and the Killers came on. I was the only one who knew all the words and the dance.

    1866 upvotes • comment • nov 30, 2018

  19. Even more GP Saga "Phones open at 8am you need to call at 8am if you want to get an appointment" -Rings at 8am- "If you need a routine appointment please ring back when the reception is open-"

    1836 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2018

  20. Save me from the torture of sandwiches and salads. What else do I bring for lunch when I don't have a microwave?

    1833 upvotes • comment • nov 15, 2018

  21. 15 top threatens to fight the chef...

    1827 upvotes • comment • nov 25, 2018

  22. I wish for all of the Presidents of the United States to be resurrected from the dead, and look like normal human beings instead of decayed monsters. They’re immortal, don’t need food or water, and look like your average human being: No decay! They resurrect inside the White a house, not the graves.

    1817 upvotes • comment • nov 12, 2018

  23. Unexpected Awesomeness

    1817 upvotes • comment • nov 24, 2018

  24. From my 11th grade teacher this morning. Send help.

    1811 upvotes • comment • nov 08, 2018

  25. My mum is from country A and my dad is from country B, but I have lived in country C my whole life. What nationality am I? What do I say when people ask me where I'm from?

    1809 upvotes • comment • nov 08, 2018

  26. [Terminator 2] The T-1000 undergoes a character change over the course of the movie.

    1804 upvotes • comment • nov 04, 2018

  27. "LocationBot would be crazy to allow more posts and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane, he had to allow posts."

    1788 upvotes • comment • nov 26, 2018

  28. Flew to California to surprise my girlfriend (22F) during finals week, and I(23M) found her in bed with another man.

    1786 upvotes • comment • nov 18, 2018

  29. What are your thoughts on the stereotype"Women take hours to get ready"?

    1786 upvotes • comment • nov 22, 2018

  30. Doctor of science offends girl who is not a veterinarian.

    1785 upvotes • comment • nov 16, 2018

  31. Part 4 of the dinner date and my last post ever on here.

    1782 upvotes • comment • nov 03, 2018

  32. Men of Reddit, how do I comfort my father?

    1775 upvotes • comment • nov 29, 2018

  33. I wish that whenever I say the phrase “Open Sesame”, the door closest to me automatically opens.

    1768 upvotes • comment • nov 17, 2018

  34. "They're treating us like we're n*****s"

    1764 upvotes • comment • nov 04, 2018

  35. Dog died, wasn’t there could have been

    1747 upvotes • comment • nov 18, 2018

  36. Every comment on reddit

    1747 upvotes • comment • nov 25, 2018

  37. Game of Thrones: The Seven Deadly Sins and the End of the Show

    1738 upvotes • comment • nov 29, 2018

  38. Ding Dong has something to say

    1735 upvotes • comment • nov 18, 2018

  39. Advertised a bed on Gumtree for FREE, no takers. Re-advertised it for £20 and gone same afternoon!?

    1712 upvotes • comment • nov 21, 2018

  40. That's how you stop your menstrual circle. It definitely hasn't anything to do with malnutrition

    1701 upvotes • comment • nov 28, 2018

  41. OP's wife is being bullied and discriminated against at work for being intersex. Now what?

    1700 upvotes • comment • nov 28, 2018

  42. The teacher that I aide for just told a student's parent that vaccines cause autism.

    1699 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2018

  43. LAOP’s dad’s guns and $50K of cash were stolen by a houseguest, who was convicted of the thefts and is in jail for them. LAOP has just found the guns and cash hidden in their dad’s estate, meaning the prisoner is innocent. LAOP’s a convicted felon and can’t touch the evidence: what to do?

    1698 upvotes • comment • nov 27, 2018

  44. I think retail may have damaged my brain

    1697 upvotes • comment • nov 27, 2018

  45. HyunA and EDawn To Attend First Official Event Together

    1696 upvotes • comment • nov 27, 2018

  46. Destiny sides with Trainwrecks against Alinity accusations

    1696 upvotes • comment • nov 12, 2018

  47. [Tumblr Art Community] Tumblr is removed from App Store for having child porn on the platform. Solution is to make nsfw tags non-functional and and ban many people who use those tags.

    1675 upvotes • comment • nov 21, 2018

  48. What the fuck? UT is urine therapy for those that dont know

    1673 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2018

  49. If you had a kid too young and had to struggle to provide a real life for your kid, you're an asshole not a hero.

    1661 upvotes • comment • nov 21, 2018

  50. Either the time change sent me back a few decades and Macauley Culkin is on reddit, or minor OP needs to look into Getting Even With Dad (or talk with their own attorney)

    1657 upvotes • comment • nov 04, 2018

  51. [Update] LAOP should have listened to LA advice to get an attorney when they were first sued by a dentist for $15K for a one star review.

    1646 upvotes • comment • nov 27, 2018

  52. Wizard's First Rule Rant

    1643 upvotes • comment • nov 08, 2018

  53. Dear Epic, I know this probably isn't the best place to post this, but no other way of communicating has worked for the community I speak for. So here goes.

    1633 upvotes • comment • nov 03, 2018

  54. Just got an email from myself from 5 years ago. I’m not sure how to handle it.

    1628 upvotes • comment • nov 12, 2018

  55. What if teachers got paid overtime?

    1613 upvotes • comment • nov 05, 2018

  56. Company dinner party will be too expensive for me. Polite way to decline or compromise?

    1604 upvotes • comment • nov 29, 2018

  57. Does anyone else get annoyed at Rachel and Monica taking the apartment back after losing the bet?

    1599 upvotes • comment • nov 15, 2018

  58. Daughter passed away. College funds tied up. Please help.

    1590 upvotes • comment • nov 07, 2018

  59. I have stolen over $1,000 worth of Papa Johns Pizzas...

    1588 upvotes • comment • nov 06, 2018

  60. What's the biggest double standard in society?

    1585 upvotes • comment • nov 26, 2018

  61. It ain't easy being an apple fanboy in some countries

    1575 upvotes • comment • nov 11, 2018

  62. 36 M4FFFFFFFFFFF #LasVegas local male wants dick sucked, ideally by a team of athletes. Maybe soccer.

    1572 upvotes • comment • nov 15, 2018

  63. I knew my dad was going to kill himself and did nothing.

    1563 upvotes • comment • nov 08, 2018

  64. Nov. 20 Update: Nuketown on Xbox One/PC, Huge Zombies Stability Update, MP Balancing and Crash Fixes, Care Package Improvements, QUAD FEED tomorrow + more

    1562 upvotes • comment • nov 20, 2018

  65. "Could you wear this if you time-traveled to a random point in the last 60 years?" Or: Defining "Timelessness," An Album

    1552 upvotes • comment • nov 16, 2018

  66. TIFU by turning in the instructions to build a bomb as a science fair project.

    1547 upvotes • comment • nov 20, 2018

  67. I’m a freshman in college. I just discovered that how fucked up my roommate is and would like some advice.

    1544 upvotes • comment • nov 29, 2018

  68. Does anyone else feel like they’re just very mediocre at everything?

    1544 upvotes • comment • nov 04, 2018

  69. Unpopular opinion: After watching the Classic Panel I feel a lot better about many of the problems with the Demo changing.

    1526 upvotes • comment • nov 03, 2018

  70. THAT’S IT! THIS IS THE FINAL ___________

    1525 upvotes • comment • nov 26, 2018

  71. Grindr Date gone wrong

    1521 upvotes • comment • nov 28, 2018

  72. I wish I could transform anything into anything else at will.

    1516 upvotes • comment • nov 20, 2018

  73. I am the most comfortable talking to people i dislike, I have realized that i if i like someone, i would hide my personality because i think showing no personality is better than showing a personality that the person i like might hate.

    1515 upvotes • comment • nov 30, 2018

  74. My psychiatrist prescribed the LDS church

    1515 upvotes • comment • nov 17, 2018

  75. My cleric has been holding onto an evil artifact, In the next fight, he’ll try cast a spell and (when this fails) drop the artifact. I don’t want the solution to be this easy. If I were to still to prevent his casting until he contacts his god - is this over punishing?

    1513 upvotes • comment • nov 20, 2018

  76. I love stochastic analysis so much man

    1505 upvotes • comment • nov 11, 2018

  77. I’m about to tell my boss I stole almost $5000 from my company

    1501 upvotes • comment • nov 29, 2018

  78. CMV: Marshmallows are a superior hot chocolate topping to whipped cream

    1490 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2018

  79. Former Trillium employee shares secrets of the company. From a deleted BA post

    1486 upvotes • comment • nov 21, 2018

  80. How can I correct my friend’s racist parrot?

    1473 upvotes • comment • nov 08, 2018

  81. I was separated from my father at birth, we reconnected a few years ago and everything is perfect minus one thing.

    1469 upvotes • comment • nov 26, 2018

  82. I wish I could get out of awkward situations by making my phone ring at any time using only my mind

    1456 upvotes • comment • nov 10, 2018

  83. [MCU] Why wasn't Star-Lord excited when meeting other humans?

    1449 upvotes • comment • nov 22, 2018

  84. [Troubleshooting] I think I accidentally built a USB killer and fried my PC

    1446 upvotes • comment • nov 23, 2018

  85. Oh, you didn't do a single, tiny bit of your classwork today after I redirected you three times?

    1445 upvotes • comment • nov 16, 2018

  86. Women over 30: How ya holding up? What do you hope to do before 40?

    1444 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2018

  87. To Recruiters: Fuck off with your struggle-porn "motivation" on LinkedIn. No one gives as shit.

    1440 upvotes • comment • nov 06, 2018

  88. Tales from the other side of the desk: Husband on receiving end of bad service

    1437 upvotes • comment • nov 28, 2018

  89. Substitute PLEASE don't come back

    1433 upvotes • comment • nov 01, 2018

  90. I feel abandoned by my son's friends and their families

    1430 upvotes • comment • nov 05, 2018

  91. If a girl wears your shirt it's sexy, but if you wear her shirt it's _______.

    1422 upvotes • comment • nov 20, 2018

  92. Manager stealing candy and medication from my desk, did you know they made chocolated laxatives?

    1417 upvotes • comment • nov 05, 2018

  93. Auch für August von Finck, milliardenschwerer AfD-Unterstützer, muss natürlich einmal kurz das "woher hat der seine Milliarden?"-Spiel gespielt werden!

    1417 upvotes • comment • nov 24, 2018

  94. Hate your job? Here's how to quit with nothing lined up, from my experience.

    1415 upvotes • comment • nov 02, 2018

  95. How to get over fear of dating after losing one breast to cancer?

    1411 upvotes • comment • nov 30, 2018

  96. This is so sad...

    1399 upvotes • comment • nov 13, 2018

  97. Study: How the year you are born impacts your path to FIRE

    1398 upvotes • comment • nov 05, 2018

  98. 'Children in Need' - The day when rich, famous people ask poor people to give money to help other poor people.

    1392 upvotes • comment • nov 16, 2018

  99. Really? We're massacring the Wiki now?

    1392 upvotes • comment • nov 05, 2018

  100. Alberta is in 'crisis' over low energy prices, Trudeau acknowledges, as thousands protest in Calgary

    1390 upvotes • comment • nov 22, 2018