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  1. [LOTR] Gandalf says "the world is gnawed by nameless things. I will bring no report to darken the light of day." Were all the nameless things so evil and scary that people couldn't handle knowing about them?

    3137 upvotes • comment • nov 25, 2018

  2. I don't care what people say. Highschool is not the best time of your life.

    3135 upvotes • comment • nov 11, 2018

  3. Woman has an epic meltdown because her to-go order took exactly as long as she was quoted

    3120 upvotes • comment • nov 26, 2018

  4. Scammed someone

    3109 upvotes • comment • nov 17, 2018

  5. ELI5: What is the difference between UK, Britain and England.

    3104 upvotes • comment • nov 04, 2018

  6. Alrighty guys, I need some ideas. Anybody married what did you do when you wife had a miscarriage.

    3103 upvotes • comment • nov 18, 2018

  7. *Rant* Why couldn’t my family have just eaten like normal people?

    3088 upvotes • comment • nov 04, 2018

  8. Rust streamer scams prison guard and makes a daring escape

    3084 upvotes • comment • nov 27, 2018

  9. What's the deal with big companies selling their spotify shares?

    3081 upvotes • comment • nov 27, 2018

  10. When you flex so hard that it rips.

    3081 upvotes • comment • nov 17, 2018

  11. Helicopter mom asks for constant update, gets it

    3080 upvotes • comment • nov 13, 2018

  12. Hi gaybros. I'm STRAIGHT and I did something GAY.

    3080 upvotes • comment • nov 15, 2018

  13. If you’re not interested please just tell us straight up instead of ghosting us

    3068 upvotes • comment • nov 18, 2018

  14. Fake UK Medic steals an official fast-response vehicle, calls in-service and gets dispatched to calls for 2 weeks

    3059 upvotes • comment • nov 30, 2018

  15. [Advice] 3 years ago I ran and trained for a marathon by myself. I learned 12 important lessons along the way that have helped tremendously in my life to date, hopefully you find these 12 lessons valuable too!

    3045 upvotes • comment • nov 30, 2018

  16. I wish that every time I did a Fortnite dance, the song that goes with it would play for everyone to hear.

    3042 upvotes • comment • nov 15, 2018

  17. Want to take pictures of my belonging? Okay!

    3039 upvotes • comment • nov 13, 2018

  18. In a climate where hate is everywhere for this game, I just wanted to thank everyone here on this sub for making this place one of the only communities on the internet that’s genuinely excited for this game. You guys have helped keep me pumped for this game from day 1

    3035 upvotes • comment • nov 13, 2018

  19. C&C Remastered Announcement from EA

    3030 upvotes • comment • nov 14, 2018

  20. I'm already tracer

    3030 upvotes • comment • nov 04, 2018

  21. I wish that whenever someone unironically says, "I'm your biggest fan" to pop star Justin Beiber they turn into the biggest cooling device he has ever owned.

    3028 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2018

  22. I've heard that the surface of a fast spinning neutron star(pulsar) rotates at about 5th the speed of light with respect to the centre. If so, then would the periphery experience Lorentz contraction? How would it affect the structure of the star?

    3027 upvotes • comment • nov 22, 2018

  23. Why did my bill go up this much?!

    3020 upvotes • comment • nov 07, 2018

  24. That’s one way to ruin the moment..

    3017 upvotes • comment • nov 21, 2018

  25. The silent disappearance of Kathryn Norris: a masterpiece of the macabre

    3015 upvotes • comment • nov 07, 2018

  26. These boyfriends truly are rich

    3008 upvotes • comment • nov 17, 2018

  27. Not letting us comments on promoted content is horrible

    3006 upvotes • comment • nov 07, 2018

  28. Do nursing home employees normally bring their infants to work with them?!

    2999 upvotes • comment • nov 14, 2018

  29. STOP RIGHT THERE M8!

    2993 upvotes • comment • nov 12, 2018

  30. GameFreak, PLEASE keep wild encounters this way FOREVER *spoilers*

    2992 upvotes • comment • nov 19, 2018

  31. Risky endeavor

    2988 upvotes • comment • nov 19, 2018

  32. ILPT: When shopping at grocery stores with self checkout lines, you can straight up steal things, or lie about the quantity of items you're buying

    2981 upvotes • comment • nov 11, 2018

  33. How does the person you ended up with compare to who you thought you’d end up with?

    2980 upvotes • comment • nov 25, 2018

  34. I lose my discipline as soon as I see a little bit of progress in my physique.

    2965 upvotes • comment • nov 28, 2018

  35. Oh boy, wait till she finds out what DNA does when it duplicates

    2956 upvotes • comment • nov 20, 2018

  36. Welp... The differential treatment in the workplace simply for having a vagina finally happened to me for the first time.

    2955 upvotes • comment • nov 17, 2018

  37. What is a sweet gesture you can do for your SO to make them feel loved?

    2950 upvotes • comment • nov 16, 2018

  38. /r/TheWitcher debates if it's okay for some black actors to be cast in The Witcher TV show or if "Netflix is a propaganda tool for the liberals"

    2938 upvotes • comment • nov 01, 2018

  39. I unplugged the router at work and blamed it on the power lines so the whole office could go home

    2937 upvotes • comment • nov 20, 2018

  40. CMV: It should be legal for homeless people to sleep in their cars or in public places as long as they aren't bothering anyone.

    2937 upvotes • comment • nov 24, 2018

  41. December 4th Patch Notes

    2931 upvotes • comment • nov 30, 2018

  42. Dallas District Attorney Elect John Creuzot won't prosecute any marijuana case less than 4 ounces

    2931 upvotes • comment • nov 07, 2018

  43. Idiot friend trying to be culturally sensitive.

    2927 upvotes • comment • nov 17, 2018

  44. This bitch.

    2918 upvotes • comment • nov 20, 2018

  45. Toxic masculinity ruins everything

    2915 upvotes • comment • nov 29, 2018

  46. I didn't get the job you guys :(

    2913 upvotes • comment • nov 01, 2018

  47. ELI5: Why does the US vote seems like a mess and badly organized for a European - why don‘t you just count votes?

    2905 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2018

  48. Toast pushes his Riot sponsorship

    2884 upvotes • comment • nov 24, 2018

  49. Mentally Challenged Man Hears himself speak for the first time.

    2874 upvotes • comment • nov 07, 2018

  50. And people wonder why I hate working at a Christian school...

    2858 upvotes • comment • nov 03, 2018

  51. Yo Yo

    2852 upvotes • comment • nov 26, 2018

  52. Impatient driver doesn't care about life. Including their own.

    2848 upvotes • comment • nov 21, 2018

  53. Get to the bus stop on time, waited for a minute or two, bus was late, bus comes, I started to wave and jump up and down to get its attention, bus speeds up and drives by me, has to get lift from dad who's half dressed

    2847 upvotes • comment • nov 25, 2018

  54. And everyone started clapping

    2847 upvotes • comment • nov 22, 2018

  55. The amount of respect British drivers have for ambulances warms my heart every single day

    2841 upvotes • comment • nov 15, 2018

  56. In 1988, 9 year old Michaela Garecht rode her scooter with her friend to the local market. When they left, their scooters weren’t where they last left them. Michaela spotted the scooter next to a car in the parking lot. The scooter was deliberately placed there by Michaela’s abductor.

    2829 upvotes • comment • nov 23, 2018

  57. luring potential interests into your self-Righteous trap

    2816 upvotes • comment • nov 26, 2018

  58. CMV: Allowing your child to be overweight should be considered abuse/neglect.

    2815 upvotes • comment • nov 11, 2018

  59. After installing Whitaker, who has access to all of Mueller's info, Trump suddenly answers all the questions Mueller has been trying to get him to answer? Hmmmm...

    2806 upvotes • comment • nov 17, 2018

  60. What is flesh eating bacteria?

    2797 upvotes • comment • nov 10, 2018

  61. I had a glass thrown at me today while I was bartending because I turned down sexual conversation with a customer.

    2795 upvotes • comment • nov 21, 2018

  62. Trick not treat: LAOP’s coworker gave them an “organic” brownie...that LAOP discovered was a weed brownie when in hospital for their anxiety attack. Said coworker texted them admitting it.

    2794 upvotes • comment • nov 06, 2018

  63. You won't believe this! Why are Christian Parents so delusional when it comes to their gay kids?

    2788 upvotes • comment • nov 02, 2018

  64. I'm holding episode 1000 hostage. If this post doesn't get 1000 upvotes, it'll never be published.

    2774 upvotes • comment • nov 14, 2018

  65. I met a girl today!

    2774 upvotes • comment • nov 22, 2018

  66. No sir, my sausage is not on the menu

    2763 upvotes • comment • nov 25, 2018

  67. Why don't highschools have manditory "life" classes? Such as how to do taxes, how to create and strengthen a resume and so on.

    2759 upvotes • comment • nov 29, 2018

  68. Do not buy this game if you don't agree with this kind of monetization

    2757 upvotes • comment • nov 18, 2018

  69. Bought a pregnancy test from a pharmacy where friends sister works. Friends rings up to ask if I’m pregnant. How much trouble will she get in if I complain?

    2756 upvotes • comment • nov 23, 2018

  70. What’s up with everyone posting photos of their unbaked pies instead of their baked pies?

    2754 upvotes • comment • nov 23, 2018

  71. Ladies who know how to sew or work in fashion, how can we tell by looking at an item whether or not its over-priced?

    2738 upvotes • comment • nov 13, 2018

  72. On /r/rpghorrorstories, someone posted a thread about a creepy DM pressuring her into a threesome. DM shows up to make a thread later about how it was a fabrication, is grilled on his story and post history, drama ensues

    2732 upvotes • comment • nov 20, 2018

  73. Be nasty to a train hostess? Then I'll sit by and watch your laptop battery die.

    2728 upvotes • comment • nov 08, 2018

  74. What's going on with Polar Bears on r/me_irl?

    2724 upvotes • comment • nov 15, 2018

  75. I AM the guitar hero

    2721 upvotes • comment • nov 21, 2018

  76. I hate how mainstream cheating has become.

    2715 upvotes • comment • nov 10, 2018

  77. /r/Artifact goes nuclear after the NDA for the game is finally ended.

    2712 upvotes • comment • nov 18, 2018

  78. FoxNews, Drudge, and Wikileaks on Twitter has went silent for 3 days (and in Drudge's case, deleted tweets)

    2701 upvotes • comment • nov 12, 2018

  79. What’s going on with Julian Assange being indicted?

    2692 upvotes • comment • nov 16, 2018

  80. Exclusive: Pixel 3 Lite "Sargo" in our hands, with Jack 3.5 and Snapdragon 670

    2686 upvotes • comment • nov 16, 2018

  81. (Update) Surprise divorce, Husband cleared bank accounts

    2679 upvotes • comment • nov 20, 2018

  82. What is the appropriate way to handle a drunk guy grabbing a girls butt at a party?

    2676 upvotes • comment • nov 25, 2018

  83. Holy crap, you guys... I'm freaking out!

    2674 upvotes • comment • nov 06, 2018

  84. CMV: anything can and should be joked about in the right context

    2671 upvotes • comment • nov 19, 2018

  85. In the recent WWI documentary 'They Shall Not Grow Old' it is stated that the Prussian regiments were considered to be more 'fanatical' and 'aggressive', and that at one point a Bavarian regiment warned their British opponents that their relief was Prussian. Is there evidence to support this?

    2669 upvotes • comment • nov 19, 2018

  86. Kirby ate you! Kirby now has _______!!!

    2665 upvotes • comment • nov 14, 2018

  87. My kid told me he found his mom's vibrator. How do I leverage this information in my favor?

    2663 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2018

  88. Single Soldiers. Do you guys feel like married soldiers get better treatment?

    2662 upvotes • comment • nov 03, 2018

  89. Shirrako's channel has been deleted after he uploaded the St. Denis annoying feminist videos

    2659 upvotes • comment • nov 07, 2018

  90. For you personally, what are some signs that you’re “moving too fast” when dating?

    2636 upvotes • comment • nov 01, 2018

  91. A father encourages his daughter to get an abortion because if the baby is born the child will have Down Syndrome. Naturally, drama starts in r/amitheasshole.

    2634 upvotes • comment • nov 23, 2018

  92. How You Get Fired: Ask a disabled person to do something dangerous to make other guests happy. At midnight.

    2629 upvotes • comment • nov 21, 2018

  93. Before/After poll. 90% voted before.

    2628 upvotes • comment • nov 18, 2018

  94. Someone hacked my food delivery app

    2624 upvotes • comment • nov 04, 2018

  95. Is a guy an asshole for not wanting his girlfriend to be a surrogate for her gay friend? Is he trying to control her body? Or is he in the right?

    2609 upvotes • comment • nov 07, 2018

  96. LAOP unable to get into his own apartment, because his ex and her new boyfriend refuse to leave.

    2608 upvotes • comment • nov 22, 2018

  97. Bad break-up gone right

    2603 upvotes • comment • nov 07, 2018

  98. I told my crush in 9th grade that I would throw her gum away. I put it in the rapper, took it home, and chewed it overnight. Never told anyone what do I do to get it out of my head

    2599 upvotes • comment • nov 15, 2018

  99. What's a book so bad that reading it will inspire me to write because it actually got published and mine didn't?

    2593 upvotes • comment • nov 20, 2018

  100. Explain how its not stealing again...

    2593 upvotes • comment • nov 16, 2018