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Reddit (Aug 2019)

  1. "What has Bernie actually gotten done??"

    79257 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2019

  2. Airline passengers would probably pay more for priority deboarding than priority boarding

    79207 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2019

  3. This bee photobombed my picture and ended up in perfect focus.

    79128 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2019

  4. Let me fix that for you.

    79053 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2019

  5. How do we save this fucking planet?

    78833 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2019

  6. What if you suddenly feel a touch on the shoulder following with the words: "are you sleeping during my class?". You open your eyes and you are at your 7th grade math class, all of the life leading up to this point was just a dream and you are a 7th grader. What are your thoughts?

    78650 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2019

  7. Don’t ask

    78535 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2019

  8. There’s no option for never/none in the alcohol use category in this doctor form

    78259 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2019

  9. Cables > Wifi

    78253 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2019

  10. My kid said her one birthday wish was to wake up to some balloons. The door to her room is on the other side, waiting to be opened.

    78216 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2019

  11. Despite heavy rain, threats from Beijing, and weeks of clashes with the police, hundreds of thousands of protesters marched through the streets of Hong Kong on Sunday for the 11th weekend in a row.

    78158 upvotes • comment • aug 18, 2019

  12. Postal worker cooks steak on truck dashboard to showcase 'inhumane' working conditions during extreme heat

    78111 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2019

  13. Paging UnexpectedMulaney

    77777 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2019

  14. OBI WAN SERIES IS A GO!!! EWAN MCGREGOR IS RETURNING!!!!!

    77630 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2019

  15. A Wholesome good deed

    77550 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2019

  16. I wasn’t allowed to play much, so usually I woke up earlier than everyone and played on the PS1 with the sound on mute for a couple of hours. Until I got caught.

    77542 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2019

  17. My sister accidentally caught this Pikes Peak proposal on camera

    77505 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2019

  18. Nothing to see here

    77471 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2019

  19. President Obama working on his speech at Sandy Hook elementary school.

    77371 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2019

  20. Friendly reminder that this whole ordeal is Disney's fault (not OC)

    77311 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2019

  21. And now you're stuck in the elevator

    77206 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2019

  22. I love my wife, I love my wife, I love my wife...

    77190 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2019

  23. Looks like someone needs to retire

    77116 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2019

  24. Reverse card

    77049 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2019

  25. 4.500 years old Egyptian dress

    77021 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2019

  26. TIL in 1970, a gay man discovered a loophole in Minnesota law that said gay marriage wasn't explicitly illegal, as long as officials allowed it. He then changed his name legally from 'Jack' to 'Pat Lyn' and fooled officials into thinking he was a woman — successfully getting a gay marriage license.

    76974 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2019

  27. me rn

    76852 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2019

  28. My heart stopped for the ENTIRE time

    76834 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2019

  29. Never seen such violence in Canada

    76789 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2019

  30. Lynx that fell asleep on a porch gets woken up by its tiny doppleganger

    76718 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2019

  31. 61% of Canadians want government to take action on climate change even if economy suffers: poll

    76657 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2019

  32. Still relevant today

    76653 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2019

  33. Bin collectors surprise one of their favorite customers on her 100th birthday

    76629 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2019

  34. That’s fair.

    76615 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2019

  35. Watch how effectively this Hong Kong protester deals with tear gas

    76443 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2019

  36. I have shower envy.

    76312 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2019

  37. Learn something new every day

    76282 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2019

  38. Kid's fist pump becomes awkward when Reds fan turns around after Braves take the lead.

    76247 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2019

  39. Teen registered people to vote as they waited in Popeyes line for new chicken sandwich

    76192 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2019

  40. Fan wears a Ryan Reynolds shirt to meet Hugh Jackman.

    76148 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2019

  41. 🔥 Cheetah wants a closer view of safari riders

    76145 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2019

  42. TIL The US Military still uses 8 inch floppy disks on outdated IBM computers to run the nuclear missile systems. It's because they are incredibly hard to hack. The computers are essentially air-gapped and the old IBM computers are reliable. They could run for another 40 years with spare parts.

    76142 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2019

  43. Girls show up in slacks at Abraham Lincoln High School, Brooklyn, NY, in protest because a classmate, Beverly Bernstein, was suspended the day before for wearing slacks. 1942

    76114 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2019

  44. I was reading in bed last night when I realized my husband and our foster kittens were all fast asleep like this

    76089 upvotes • comment • aug 27, 2019

  45. French hoverboard inventor Franky Zapata successfully crossed the English Channel

    76084 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2019

  46. A dog abusing piece of shit human being .

    75909 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2019

  47. Autopsy finds broken bones in Jeffrey Epstein’s neck, deepening questions around his death

    75640 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2019

  48. TIL to cure constipation on their expedition, Lewis & Clark were given packs of "thunderclappers": laxatives made of 60% mercury. Archaeologists can track the route of the expedition by following mercury deposits.

    75310 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2019

  49. To Criticize a Religion

    75257 upvotes • comment • aug 27, 2019

  50. This pitbull pulled out his teddy to show it to the dog of the other car.

    75217 upvotes • comment • aug 18, 2019

  51. Have a good day,filled with positive vibes.

    75192 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2019

  52. Donald Trump wants this picture removed from the internet. DON'T SHARE IT!

    75147 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2019

  53. Phoenix police must now document each time they point their gun at someone

    74980 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2019

  54. Better Safe Than Sorry

    74808 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2019

  55. My Oma turned 99 today!

    74767 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2019

  56. Yes, its real. The IDEAL Electricians National Championship.

    74707 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2019

  57. My father has been hospitalized with complications from treatment for esophageal cancer since Friday. My mother is in the middle of chemo for gallbladder cancer, and hasn't been able to visit him because the hospital is too dangerous for her. Today his doctor let him meet her in the courtyard.

    74681 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2019

  58. In 1920 kids thought "100 years from now, people must have flying cars!" but really, a massive worldwide network of data utilizing the processing power of billions of devices allowing complex communication across the globe is somehow more impressive.

    74607 upvotes • comment • aug 18, 2019

  59. The guy who killed batman's parents saved tons of lives.

    74312 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2019

  60. Cry havoc

    74270 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2019

  61. Happy Dwayne Stafford day

    74246 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2019

  62. First day back at school took its toll on this little girl

    74235 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2019

  63. How to crowd source the tracking of coastline change

    74224 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2019

  64. Here we go again

    74129 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2019

  65. Don’t know if y’all have seen this yet

    74125 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2019

  66. It's not always easy to recreate pictures...

    74071 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2019

  67. me_irl

    73964 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2019

  68. Two for one special

    73951 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2019

  69. TIFU by telling my son's new doctor we are Anti-Vaxx

    73933 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2019

  70. TIL in 2013, Australian blogger Belle Gibson claimed to have beaten brain cancer using 'natural remedies' — selling a cookbook to cancer patients with all her 'secrets'. It was later revealed she never even had cancer, and was fined $410,000 by the Australian government for her deceptive practices.

    73846 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2019

  71. Trying to make coffee at work

    73491 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2019

  72. I’m on a 13 hour flight from LA to Shanghai. Fortunately China Eastern Airlines hooked up this amazing Club Sandwich for my meal.

    73393 upvotes • comment • aug 18, 2019

  73. To be a professional victim

    73391 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2019

  74. Looks like he made a new friend

    73383 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2019

  75. All's well, it ends well

    73324 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2019

  76. Damn, i never thought about that

    73276 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2019

  77. 107 Years ago the Press reported Climate Change

    73118 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2019

  78. In Japan some restaurant is really private, You are sitting in a corner, where no one sees you, a sluice opens in front of you, the chef's hands come out and it serve you without looking.

    73093 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2019

  79. Golden boy distracted by another beautiful golden boy.

    73042 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2019

  80. Steve Jobs hiding in Egypt after faking his death

    73029 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2019

  81. Just in case you need it

    72960 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2019

  82. The absolute crap design of my school. This is the place where every hallway intersects

    72935 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2019

  83. My toothpaste came out looking like a nose

    72911 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2019

  84. Hong Kong protests: Video shows paramilitary forces assembling in Shenzhen

    72870 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2019

  85. Leaked Draft of Trump Executive Order to 'Censor the Internet' Denounced as Dangerous, Unconstitutional Edict

    72838 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2019

  86. 'Mulan' faces boycott in Korea after Chinese actress Liu Yifei's 'support' for Hong Kong protester crackdown

    72696 upvotes • comment • aug 18, 2019

  87. What is the scariest story you know that is 100% true?

    72403 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2019

  88. Look at the pure love coming out of those eyes

    72351 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2019

  89. Not everyone is perfect

    72210 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2019

  90. Ads in early 2000's were lit man

    72205 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2019

  91. The G7 is going great

    72101 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2019

  92. Sanders Says If Israel Wants to Ban Members of Congress, It Should Not Receive Billions in US Military Aid

    72092 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2019

  93. I made Billie Eilish's "Bad Guy" into a 3 minute long musical dad joke. I present Dad Guy.

    72083 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2019

  94. This teacher gives me anxiety

    72008 upvotes • comment • aug 27, 2019

  95. This is Simo Häyhä - the deadliest sniper in world history | 500 confirmed kills in less than 100 days | He used no scope on his rifle | He held off 4,000 Soviets with only 31 other Finns | He was shot in the face with an exploding bullet and survived | He lived to 96 years of age. Hail Simo!

    71901 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2019

  96. TIL that if a pregnant woman has organ damage, the baby in her womb sends stem cells to help repair the organ.

    71897 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2019

  97. Save Robot Combat: Youtube just removed thousands of engineers’ Battlebots videos flagged as animal cruelty

    71838 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2019

  98. TIL that when the CEO of discount supermarket chain ALDI was kidnapped, he haggled about his ransom money and claimed the sum as a tax-deductable business expense in court after his release

    71760 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2019

  99. This is what 4.5 metric tons of cocaine in duffel bags looks like.

    71692 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2019

  100. I think he made his point very clear

    71515 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2019