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  1. Amazing cosplay.

    55516 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2019

  2. Now that's art

    55513 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2019

  3. Whenever I take my mom to a movie theater she immediately does this, then proceeds to complain that someone is sitting in front her.

    55502 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2019

  4. A magical pet store is open, but the good pets are too expensive, what magical pets you find in the discount section?

    55499 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2019

  5. Who else thinks my wife's new can opener (hehe) looks like a strange sex toy?

    55475 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2019

  6. Hand bent glass neon light - AkuAku - what do you Think?

    55468 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2019

  7. Active Shooter near Twin Peaks in Odessa, TX

    55459 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2019

  8. Worth a try

    55442 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2019

  9. Stopped a guy in a gas station parking lot to ask for a pic of his dog, he offers to take her out of the car and says, "Pixie, you're going to be a star." She is!

    55440 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2019

  10. TIL the Ozone layer is healing and is expected to do a full recovery by 2060.

    55433 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2019

  11. Whoever is cutting onions, quit that!

    55415 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2019

  12. "Do you wanna loose your kneecap?"

    55350 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2019

  13. First Image from 'Color Out of Space' - Starring Nicolas Cage & Tommy Chong - HP Lovecraft adaption about a town being struck by a meteorite and the fallout is catastrophic.

    55285 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2019

  14. What is a true fact so baffling, it should be false?

    55281 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2019

  15. WCGW if I film my buddy cutting open a sewage line?

    55238 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2019

  16. The new addition was pretty happy after we got approved for adoption

    55234 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2019

  17. LOAD THE FISH CANNON!!!

    55133 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2019

  18. To litter

    55115 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2019

  19. Thank you Mr.Gorbachev!

    55077 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2019

  20. I just found out that harvest mice love pollen so much that they often fall asleep inside flowers eating it and idk i just feel like everyone should know this information

    55037 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2019

  21. Federal Judge Orders Release Of Khashoggi Records By U.S. Government

    55022 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2019

  22. Yang calls out 'reality TV show' style elections that resulted in Trump: 'We need to be laser-focused'

    54983 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2019

  23. The parents who complain that their “kids can’t stay off their phones these days” are probably the same ones who shoved an IPad in front of them as toddlers to keep them quiet.

    54979 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2019

  24. What 4 years of college amounts to

    54964 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2019

  25. My wife’s ER bill came in today..

    54953 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2019

  26. This is actually awesome

    54933 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2019

  27. Clark the bald eagle out of his carrier while going through security.

    54894 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2019

  28. Trump has 62 percent disapproval rating in new AP poll

    54892 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2019

  29. The queen agrees to suspend parliament

    54856 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2019

  30. Built in France in 1509

    54837 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2019

  31. Hongkongers ignore protest restrictions & threats from Beijing as tens of thousands rally against gov’t

    54825 upvotes • comment • aug 18, 2019

  32. Straight Pride flag looks totally gay

    54799 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2019

  33. US official confirms that Trump tweeted out a picture from a classified intelligence briefing

    54769 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2019

  34. TIL between 1970 and 1973, four Israeli fighter pilots translated The Hobbit from English to Hebrew to pass the time in an Egyptian prison, where they were held as POWs. The pilots' translation was published commercially in 1977, and up until 2012 was considered the best Hebrew version of the book.

    54754 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2019

  35. TIL of André Tchaikowsky, a Polish pianist who donated his skull to the Royal Shakespeare Company after his death, as he wanted it to be used for Yorick in productions of Hamlet. It took 26 years for his wishes to be realized as no one wanted to use it. In 2008, David Tennant finally used it.

    54724 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2019

  36. Public opinion of same-sex relations in the United States [OC]

    54672 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2019

  37. WE ARE FUCKED

    54643 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2019

  38. After working on this for 3 years in my free time, I quit my job to work full time on it (update)

    54600 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2019

  39. I can jump higher now watch me real quick

    54594 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2019

  40. me irl

    54592 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2019

  41. Unity in the political landscape, even if its only for a little while.

    54567 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2019

  42. People complain about adult teeth not lasting but evolution didn't expect us to live to 50 and eat sugar like crazy.

    54547 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2019

  43. Imagine seeing a photo of a happy family and thinking this

    54486 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2019

  44. What is the most useless fact you know?

    54475 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2019

  45. Purposely misidentifying cosplayers at a convention

    54456 upvotes • comment • aug 18, 2019

  46. Trump doubts Russians will meddle in 2020 election, however, Donald Trump’s FBI Director Christopher A. Wray told the Senate Judiciary Committee: “The Russians are absolutely intent on trying to interfere with our elections”

    54447 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2019

  47. Wholesome Son

    54440 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2019

  48. Uncharted be like

    54417 upvotes • comment • aug 18, 2019

  49. rescue chonk has his very own support toy while he exercises

    54399 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2019

  50. TIL the avarage human body has enough iron in it to forge a metal nail that is 3-inches long, enough sulfur to kill all fleas on a dog, enough carbon to make 900 pencils, enough potassium to fire a toy cannon, enough fat to make 7 bars of soap, and enough phosphorous to make 2,200 match heads.

    54384 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2019

  51. Cupid’s arrow

    54377 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2019

  52. Really tired

    54339 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2019

  53. Me and my husband in the same preschool class at 3 years old in 1994 & our kids on the first day of school in 2019 at 3 and 6 years old.

    54338 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2019

  54. Sike, nigga you thought

    54335 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2019

  55. Had a baby three weeks ago and bought these. "Pump anywhere," they said. "It's whisper quiet, nobody will know you're pumping at all," they said....

    54323 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2019

  56. Collecting oil with ice

    54315 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2019

  57. What a low quality CCTV does to you.

    54313 upvotes • comment • aug 18, 2019

  58. Local BBQ place with free beer calls out specific Yelper for being a CB. Love the food and the attitude at this place.

    54309 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2019

  59. This twisting chimney

    54272 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2019

  60. This still shouldn't be a debate

    54158 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2019

  61. I used "deep fakes" to fix the Lion King

    54146 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2019

  62. Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker poster

    54084 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2019

  63. TIFU by saying I was tired to my wife.

    54062 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2019

  64. Redditors with thin walls, what have you heard in your apartment?

    54062 upvotes • comment • aug 18, 2019

  65. Oh nooo

    54052 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2019

  66. This pile of excavated fire hydrants.

    53998 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2019

  67. Ah yes the early teenage years

    53960 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2019

  68. Simultaneously stealing your job and too lazy to work

    53942 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2019

  69. For the people browsing Reddit right now to kill time, what are you waiting for?

    53909 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2019

  70. Be truthful New York post...

    53839 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2019

  71. actual human trash. can't even take a loss in a rap battle

    53819 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2019

  72. Unaffordable in America starter pack

    53763 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2019

  73. The scariest letter in the alphabet

    53745 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2019

  74. Birthday card receiver from work colleagues

    53677 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2019

  75. TIL Spain’s S-80 submarine program designed subs that were 70 tonnes too heavy, and likely sink when submerged. Cost overruns to fix it are expected to reach $9 billion. The problem was traced back to an engineer misplacing a decimal point, and had been called the most expensive math error ever.

    53664 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2019

  76. Everything's fine, we're fine.

    53603 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2019

  77. This kid ran into a lamppost while chasing his favourite soccer player

    53594 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2019

  78. Things couldn't be arranged better

    53532 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2019

  79. Jeffrey Epstein's lawyers highly 'skeptical' of suicide ruling, say he wasn't 'despairing, despondent' before death

    53492 upvotes • comment • aug 27, 2019

  80. I guess they weren’t lying on those Flex Tape advertisements...

    53470 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2019

  81. Mods are asleep.

    53455 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2019

  82. At a comic convention everyone dressed as a villain got together to give this tiny Wonder Woman an incredible photo op. A truly sweet gesture.

    53388 upvotes • comment • aug 18, 2019

  83. There could have been three more mass shootings if these men weren't stopped, authorities say

    53298 upvotes • comment • aug 18, 2019

  84. death row, next in line speaking

    53273 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2019

  85. Today, over a hundred thousand Hong Kongers held hands and made a human chain around Hong Kong. The human chain even goes up the Lion Rock, a mountain in Hong Kong which represents the unyielding fighting spirit deep inside the citizens.

    53267 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2019

  86. Teen ran out with a $2 beer. Memphis store clerk followed him and shot him dead

    53266 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2019

  87. Bar staff of Reddit, have you ever had a man use the “safeword drink” escape, and how often does it happen?

    53262 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2019

  88. My name is Alton Brown. I cook stuff and make TV shows about cooking stuff. My new project is called Good Eats: The Return. Let’s talk

    53248 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2019

  89. Looks interesting.

    53221 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2019

  90. NASA gives SpaceX a challenge with the moon as a prize - If SpaceX is able to land a Starship on the lunar surface, the space agency will partner with the company to conduct voyages to the moon on the rocket ship.

    53208 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2019

  91. This is good karma

    53150 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2019

  92. What's the biggest red flag when meeting new people?

    53117 upvotes • comment • aug 18, 2019

  93. I reserved this username for anticipation for when I finally got a dog and last weekend it happened! Everyone, meet Toast!

    53112 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2019

  94. This Otter Can Jump!

    53098 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2019

  95. how reddit handles internet justice

    53076 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2019

  96. TIL that Geoffrey de Charny, a French knight, veteran of the Hundred Years War, writer of Book of Chivalry, dedicated parts of his book to preventing psychological trauma from warfare, and cautioned his comrades that “when they would be secure from danger, they will be beset by great terrors”.

    53057 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2019

  97. Trashtag still a thing? We pulled over 120 fishing traps, eighteen bags of garbage and way too much rope off a Nova Scotian shore line today.

    53042 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2019

  98. senior year virgin typebeat

    53019 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2019

  99. New Zealand to have 150m "safezones" around abortion clinics to prevent harassment of women

    52994 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2019

  100. When the pipes in the apartment above you burst.

    52965 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2019