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  1. Wouldn’t the glass being half full or half empty depend on what you’ve last done to it? If you just filled it, it’s half full; and if you just pored some out, it’s half empty.

    23986 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2019

  2. This amazing photoshoot of my uncle Joshua along with all of his special Olympic medals and his very proud mother!

    23975 upvotes • comment • aug 18, 2019

  3. Zero Fucks Given

    23974 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2019

  4. Protestors in Hong Kong using huge slingshot to shoot bricks at police dorm

    23972 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2019

  5. Redditors in health care-what is something you never thought you would have to tell another grown ass human?

    23971 upvotes • comment • aug 27, 2019

  6. 420 iq meme

    23967 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2019

  7. A monarch we raised and were releasing decided to land on my daughter’s nose.

    23952 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2019

  8. 2meirl4meirl

    23937 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2019

  9. Magnificent, aren't they?

    23920 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2019

  10. Sorry Epic, I am a working man and I hate the new Limited Time Missions

    23915 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2019

  11. It only takes about 3 hours to get from the east to west coast of New Zealand, but I still love to stop half way for the night and photograph the stars in Arthur's Pass

    23899 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2019

  12. The textures of an ocean shoreline

    23895 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2019

  13. I shattered the cigarette case at my job last night

    23888 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2019

  14. Women are created (2018)

    23883 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2019

  15. pupper doing a dream about food

    23879 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2019

  16. Ninja joins Mixer

    23876 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2019

  17. Please bring back solos

    23865 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2019

  18. AITA for dressing nicer than the couple getting married?

    23863 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2019

  19. Magical visit

    23861 upvotes • comment • aug 27, 2019

  20. Proof that a basketball is flat!

    23834 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2019

  21. Blessed_Thief

    23832 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2019

  22. “That’s how we became best friends”

    23819 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2019

  23. A worth sharing tribute

    23797 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2019

  24. Anyone who cuts this guy off will be immediately banished to the shadow realm

    23785 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2019

  25. Of this

    23784 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2019

  26. Wholesomememe 3000

    23780 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2019

  27. Blursed Bomb threat

    23774 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2019

  28. The #TrumpRecession Label Is Going to Stick

    23761 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2019

  29. Twice the paper, double the cost

    23759 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2019

  30. This radiant Sodalite mineral rock. Tenebrescence is the ability of minerals to change colour when exposed to light.

    23737 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2019

  31. We talk about how amazing it is that Google Maps has all the roads but 30 years ago paper maps had all the roads and they didn't even have computers or internet to help put it together.

    23727 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2019

  32. Always be prepared

    23710 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2019

  33. Humans of Reddit, what are our planetary defenses?

    23699 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2019

  34. Pewd’s old mob farm is great and all... But can it do this?

    23699 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2019

  35. You feel sleepy, you want to gib me tuna!

    23695 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2019

  36. TIL that after the breakup of the Soviet Union, the Lithuanian basketball team couldn't afford to participate in the 1992 Olympics, so the Grateful Dead funded the team's expenses, and the team wore tie-dye uniforms.

    23672 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2019

  37. 🙌

    23671 upvotes • comment • aug 18, 2019

  38. "Call the HOA because my yard is "devaluing" your house? Alright, I'll have it clean by the inspection date."

    23655 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2019

  39. Spike Lee’s List of Essential Films Every Aspiring Director Should See

    23649 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2019

  40. "Pat pat, cat"..."No, pat pat you, grandpa"

    23646 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2019

  41. If Roe v Wade is reversed and if the 21 states classified as highly likely to outlaw abortion do so, the increase in travel distance to abortion clinics is estimated to prevent between 94,000 to 144,000 women from accessing abortion care per year.

    23643 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2019

  42. It do be like that

    23637 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2019

  43. What's it like, being you?

    23636 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2019

  44. Buying erasers is literally paying for your mistakes

    23631 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2019

  45. 102 year old tattoo artist from the Philippines, Whang Od (middle), with her squad.

    23599 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2019

  46. The way this monk balances on this pole

    23594 upvotes • comment • aug 18, 2019

  47. You Underestimate My Power

    23586 upvotes • comment • aug 27, 2019

  48. Two Chinese dudes break into a distillery. One says to the other “is this Whiskey?”

    23586 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2019

  49. Cursed_duck

    23577 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2019

  50. Anger at being labeled racist is the new ‘cultural anxiety’ for Trump supporters

    23562 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2019

  51. How drones can be used to plant 100000 trees in a day

    23552 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2019

  52. From kindergarten to senior year!

    23551 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2019

  53. AITA for telling my grandma she looks like Ronald McDonald because she wouldn’t stop telling me I look like a bull with my nose ring in?

    23536 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2019

  54. Navy quietly shut down climate change task force

    23527 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2019

  55. If your are "literally shaking" from the recent national tragedies, but you have no direct affiliation with the victims, you need to get over yourself.

    23520 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2019

  56. Police vs hong kong protestors

    23517 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2019

  57. Someone is testing his rifle at home. WCGW?

    23517 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2019

  58. Trump Insults Several Million American Jews

    23495 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2019

  59. Dang.

    23482 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2019

  60. Fixed...

    23482 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2019

  61. Surgery practice on an egg

    23479 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2019

  62. In the film Rat Race (2001), the first cow Seth Green hits whilst hanging from a hot air balloon, has a map of the world as its spots

    23465 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2019

  63. Johny Miller thinks this is an impossible putt from 100 foot out. Golf legend Jack Nicklaus thinks otherwise.

    23459 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2019

  64. Chinese people who show sympathy for Hong Kong’s protests risk getting doxxed by friends

    23459 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2019

  65. I can hear this image

    23458 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2019

  66. Why does Joker from Mortal Kombat look like he's aboutta tell me he's the android sent by cyberlife

    23452 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2019

  67. He thought he was home alone cleaning the house.

    23441 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2019

  68. [::] I thought my Walking House could use a friend...

    23425 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2019

  69. German Madlad

    23420 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2019

  70. Backseat drivers

    23414 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2019

  71. Flex tape cant fix that

    23400 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2019

  72. YSK - X percent of Y is equal to Y percent of X. So, if you want to find out what 7% of 50 is, you could instead find out what 50% of 7 is, which is 3.5. This means that 7% of 50 is also equal to 3.5.

    23392 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2019

  73. Yes, it matters that Trump spread a lie about the Clintons murdering Jeffrey Epstein

    23379 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2019

  74. Stay plump HydroHomies

    23371 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2019

  75. Silly Fun Fact

    23351 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2019

  76. Last night, a 97-year-old Pearl Harbor veteran approached our jam and requested a few western swing songs from his youth. He said that as his ship was leaving the port for war, they heard San Antonio Rose fading into the distance. Needless to say, we played the song and gave it our all.

    23342 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2019

  77. MRW I ask where we’re going and someone starts giving me turn by turn directions instead of the address for my GPS

    23322 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2019

  78. Dutch organize a ‘goodbye party’ on Brexit eve: “The party will involve "sitting in a deck chair with Dutch chips, French wine and German beer, watching Britain as it closes itself off."”

    23321 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2019

  79. this pillar by luggage claim that looks like a pile of luggage.

    23320 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2019

  80. My dad (top left) and his family in 90s looking like they belong on a wholesome sitcom

    23315 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2019

  81. Mitch McConnell campaign says boys will be boys after Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez blasts disturbing groping pic

    23299 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2019

  82. White boy drops sick beat

    23297 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2019

  83. Im sorry u/seabarren, it was awesome

    23277 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2019

  84. Back to coma we go!

    23262 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2019

  85. Scooter skills

    23247 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2019

  86. 🔥 Breathtaking cloud formation over Lake Superior

    23243 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2019

  87. Or even fifty years.

    23241 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2019

  88. Sending many blessings.

    23230 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2019

  89. 🔥 Pretty Snek 🔥

    23228 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2019

  90. President Xi Jinping finds a solution to end all of the Hong Kong protests, (2019)

    23220 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2019

  91. I'm making a turn-based RPG where humans fight each other, pokemon-style. Here's a Journalist VS a Senator!

    23215 upvotes • comment • aug 27, 2019

  92. Hong Kong police tear skirt, underwear off female protester, sparking public wrath

    23215 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2019

  93. .

    23209 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2019

  94. not nice

    23207 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2019

  95. 🔥 Pacific wren surfing on a leaf

    23206 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2019

  96. 1984 Dad & me - 2016 Me & son

    23204 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2019

  97. And that's how I met your mother.

    23192 upvotes • comment • aug 18, 2019

  98. Those bastards lied to me

    23186 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2019

  99. Don't start a fight you can't finish

    23183 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2019

  100. Tea Party Ex-Congressman Joe Walsh Apologizes For Helping Elect ‘Unfit Con Man’ Trump

    23178 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2019