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  1. My grandma has suffered 3 falls in 3 months resulting in multiple broken bones. She wore this to the dining hall on her first day back at her retirement community.

    61857 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2019

  2. Tomi Lehren stepped in it again

    61830 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2019

  3. I made these!!

    61771 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2019

  4. Bruh bruh man come on now

    61694 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2019

  5. To keep a billionaire witness alive

    61593 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2019

  6. After 28 years I’ve finally done it

    61570 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2019

  7. My house used to be a police station and my bathroom is an old jail cell, the original window is still in place

    61554 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2019

  8. This dog deserves an Oscar Award 😂

    61454 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2019

  9. Scientists have successfully harvested eggs from the last two northern white rhinos

    61433 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2019

  10. After Life of Incalculable Harm, Billionaire Climate Denialist and Right-Wing Villain David Koch Dead at 79

    61382 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2019

  11. The best sleep of your life

    61378 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2019

  12. I found a piece of driftwood that looks like a dragon's head.

    61359 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2019

  13. You will regret this one day, human

    61286 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2019

  14. Cannabis garden in a cornfield

    61180 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2019

  15. US agricultural landscape is now 48 times more toxic to honeybees, and likely other insects, than it was 25 years ago, almost entirely due to widespread use of so-called neonicotinoid pesticides, according to a new study, which may explain the “insect apocalypse” as well as decline in birds.

    61153 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2019

  16. This incredibly striking nature conservation awareness poster

    61145 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2019

  17. The blue whale has a vagina large enough to fit 5-7 men. That makes her the second biggest pussy right behind r/teenagers moderators

    61095 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2019

  18. This is true

    61082 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2019

  19. If written like a news report, what stories from the bible were done by Florida man?

    61067 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2019

  20. The hyenas from Lion King have never looked so good

    61059 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2019

  21. I tried to grow potatoes, 10 weeks after I get this.

    61045 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2019

  22. Russian teenager Olga Misik reading the Russian constitution while being surrounded by armed Russian riot police is one of the most powerful images of bravery against injustice and oppression I have seen. Reminds me of the Tiananmen Square Tank Man.

    61044 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2019

  23. 12th row at the Slipknot concert last night.

    61023 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2019

  24. Gotta love moms!

    60995 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2019

  25. Giant squid washed up on New Zealand beach

    60988 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2019

  26. Fighting racism with racism

    60976 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2019

  27. This is a chrome Tesla I saw on the highway

    60868 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2019

  28. Jason Momoa arrested while defending sacred land in Hawaii

    60765 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2019

  29. You're never to old to enjoy video games

    60764 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2019

  30. Receptionist waits at her desk. General Motors Technical Center, 1965

    60738 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2019

  31. 10,872 New Yorkers to See Their Marijuana Convictions Disappear

    60737 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2019

  32. One day you’ll stop being asked what you want to be when you grow up, and instead be asked what you wanted to be.

    60657 upvotes • comment • aug 27, 2019

  33. My boyfriend and my cat have a special bond.... I feel like the third wheel.

    60645 upvotes • comment • aug 27, 2019

  34. 10 years ago my girlfriend and I were at a bonfire when this tiny little barn kitten found us. I have since married that girlfriend, moved three times, and had two boys. This kitten is all grown up but shes been with us every step of the way and has found her happy place amongst the sunflowers.

    60606 upvotes • comment • aug 27, 2019

  35. Cat waiting on doggo buddy to get home.

    60589 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2019

  36. Driver slows to allow school bus and BMW driver reacts...

    60587 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2019

  37. What a nice moment

    60586 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2019

  38. Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren flying coach

    60582 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2019

  39. Man tries to say he open carried in Walmart following the recent shootings; forgets to crop out background

    60453 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2019

  40. Heart melting moments

    60425 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2019

  41. Those dots are gun pellets - my dog was used for target practice before we adopted her

    60378 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2019

  42. This sleepy girl turned 13 last week. I took her to her favorite beach to celebrate.

    60231 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2019

  43. Retweet

    60218 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2019

  44. A very important point

    60120 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2019

  45. Someone lied on their resume

    60098 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2019

  46. TIFU by trying to gift my bf some sweet undies and subsequently spoiling his surprise proposal plans

    60072 upvotes • comment • aug 27, 2019

  47. Stan Lee’s daughter: ‘No one could have treated my father worse than Marvel and Disney’s executives’

    60053 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2019

  48. McDonald's worker fired for refusing to serve paramedics: 'We don't serve your kind here'

    60031 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2019

  49. Ah shit, here we go again. "Sekiro CJ and Smoke re-skin."

    60023 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2019

  50. She's in someone's locket, 1940s.

    60018 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2019

  51. Because it’s my cake day here’s my favorite picture of me with a snuggly capybara

    59944 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2019

  52. Teenagers flex with how expensive their things are. adults flex with how cheap they got something for.

    59897 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2019

  53. Children of US Troops Born Overseas Will No Longer Get Automatic American Citizenship

    59881 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2019

  54. Time to destroy

    59866 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2019

  55. Thousands of Hong Kong civil servants defy government to join protests

    59856 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2019

  56. This mom’s DNA game is strong

    59827 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2019

  57. A super-thin slice of wood can be used to turn saltwater drinkable, suggests a new study. Scientists developed a new kind of membrane made of natural wood instead of plastic, which is more energy efficient and doesn’t use fossil-fuel based materials like many other membranes for water filtration.

    59820 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2019

  58. Coworker tried to get me fired over breast implants, so I pulled a reverse uno card.

    59803 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2019

  59. Republicans are more likely to believe climate change is real if they are told so by Republican Party leaders, but are more likely to believe climate change is a hoax if told it's real by Democratic Party leaders. Democrats do not alter their views on climate change depending on who communicates it.

    59734 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2019

  60. Watching my uncle play games introduced me to gaming, what about you?

    59731 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2019

  61. 🔥 Momma sea otter making sure her pup is comfy 🔥

    59678 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2019

  62. Man murdered by words

    59665 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2019

  63. Dante's owner writes: Dante loves sitting out on the porch. One morning, we brought his bed out with us so he'd be more comfortable. Ever since then, he does it on his own. Every. Single. Time.

    59651 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2019

  64. LPT: Peel off the painter's tape when you are done painting and the paint is still wet. If you wait for it to dry, the clean lines will be ruined.

    59620 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2019

  65. TIL that despite it being common practice for casinos to ban card counters, a 1979 New Jersey Supreme Court decision banned all Atlantic City casinos from doing so, making them the only state in America where a casino is forbidden from throwing out skilled blackjack players.

    59502 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2019

  66. I love this kid. Definitely has my vote.

    59448 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2019

  67. TIL Platypus venom causes excruciating pain that can last for months on end, which cannot be relieved with conventional painkillers. Not even morphine works against it. The venom causes victims to become nauseated, suffer from cold sweats, and can even cause muscles to waste away.

    59266 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2019

  68. Sanders Unveils Plan to End Cash Bail, Ban Private Prisons, and 'Fundamentally Transform' US Criminal Justice System - "If we stand together, we can eliminate private prisons and detention centers. No more profiteering from locking people up."

    59222 upvotes • comment • aug 18, 2019

  69. Historians of reddit, what is the biggest 'fuck you' moment in history?

    59199 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2019

  70. The more the driver does nothing, the madder he gets.

    59199 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2019

  71. The stuff of nightmares 😱😱

    59192 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2019

  72. 🔥 Camper wakes up to a couple lionesses licking the moisture off their tent 🔥

    59182 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2019

  73. On the ride home from adopting this guy

    59139 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2019

  74. After years of searching, I've finally spotted the elusive Albino UPS Truck

    59127 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2019

  75. What a blood donation center looks like in El paso after police said there was an urgent need for blood

    59116 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2019

  76. The Great Pacific Garbage Patch [OC]

    59109 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2019

  77. TIL A roman scholar predicted microbiology over 2000 years ago, writing "there are bred certain minute creatures which cannot be seen by the eyes, but which float in the air and enter the body through the mouth and nose and cause serious diseases."

    59081 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2019

  78. mom just asked me for 600$ when i work a minimum wage job then tells me to stop spending ???

    59076 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2019

  79. Jenga competition

    59056 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2019

  80. TIFU by trying to tell my parents about Jeff Epstein's suicide.

    59013 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2019

  81. Soothing his partner while she's giving birth

    58952 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2019

  82. Or maybe nobody's getting married because of cooties

    58919 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2019

  83. Still miss watching Red vs Blue

    58874 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2019

  84. Some Americans tho

    58872 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2019

  85. 5 years ago this kid had fun beef with Pewdiepie, recently his parents announced he has passed away. F for this satire legend.

    58864 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2019

  86. Can I have a birthday discount?

    58806 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2019

  87. The goal post moves

    58795 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2019

  88. Dogs often get given the exact same meal every single day, and yet they never appreciate it any less

    58779 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2019

  89. 🔥 Ariel view of treetops swaying

    58742 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2019

  90. Camera falls from a plane.

    58709 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2019

  91. There are so many people in WoW Classic that they're forming queues so that everyone gets a chance to pick up a quest item. So pure.

    58699 upvotes • comment • aug 27, 2019

  92. Unwrapping a beanbag chair

    58648 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2019

  93. Police use-of-force is the 6th leading cause of death among men age 25-29 in the US. Researchers used data compiled by the National Vital Statistic System’s mortality files and Fatal Encounters to create one of the few comprehensive baseline estimates for how often Americans are killed by police.

    58633 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2019

  94. Just throw the whole child away at this point!

    58530 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2019

  95. New York City in 1993 (in HD)

    58473 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2019

  96. What happiness feels like.

    58459 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2019

  97. Storm in Wisconsin

    58437 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2019

  98. Man arrested after entering Springfield, Mo Walmart with body armor, assault rifle, and 100 rounds of ammo

    58433 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2019

  99. IT'S HAPPENING AAA

    58355 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2019

  100. Bernie Sanders Says 'We Will Go to War Against White Nationalism and Racism'

    58338 upvotes • comment • aug 18, 2019