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Reddit (Aug 2019)
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Wank stain 😂
14370 upvotes • comment • aug 18, 2019
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Where's my damn ice cream?
14368 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2019
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We thought the plaque at St Mary's honouring George Pell deserved an update
14366 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2019
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r/ChapoTrapHouse has been quarantined. Discuss this dramatic happening here.
14361 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2019
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Mitch McConnell received donations from voting machine lobbyists before blocking election security bills
14354 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2019
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Manchester United 1-[2] Crystal Palace : Van Aanholt 90+3'
14348 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2019
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thank you for interpreting life into a song
14338 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2019
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Don't forget your pencil!
14333 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2019
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[Haynes] Kevin Durant: “Hell, no. How can you blame [the Warriors]? Hell, no,” Durant told Yahoo Sports. “I heard the Warriors pressured me into getting back. Nobody never said a word to me during rehab as I was coming back. "
14330 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2019
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I saw this on ig lmao
14309 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2019
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Rat gets attacked by House Crows and snatched by a Black Kite
14303 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2019
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Thanks, I hate it.
14301 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2019
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AITA for flipping out on my boyfriend for eating my cake?
14301 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2019
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"Move your garbage bins to the other side of the house so my kids can use them"
14293 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2019
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It be like that most of the time
14292 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2019
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When you haven't used your account in XX years
14291 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2019
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I recently shocked a woman by explaining that balls move based on the temperature. What else do people not realize about male anatomy?
14284 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2019
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Trump tells "great American companies" they are "hereby ordered" to leave China
14272 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2019
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the comments are going to be fun
14270 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2019
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Spirits, if you can spell the word "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" without being interrupted, every letter gets a Gold Award. Can you do it?
14249 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2019
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TIFU by having a sex accident and taking the girl with me to hospital
14244 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2019
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Older men, how do I accept that I’m probably going to live an average, maybe slightly boring life?
14237 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2019
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Tom Holland, Jake Gyllendaal and Zendaya at a children's hospital in LA
14236 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2019
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I have worked at my current job less than a year, but I just recieved another offer for $13K greater salary and better benefits
14223 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2019
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I love this.
14220 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2019
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YSK that a lot of posts here are not completely true and you should not blindly apply what you see here
14215 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2019
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Roast the gamer girl out of me...
14214 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2019
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WCGW if I take a dip in freezing water
14212 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2019
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18. Virgin no job no license full time gamer. Don’t hold back
14211 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2019
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I hate being blinded by the bathroom light at 2am
14207 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2019
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MRW I'm sitting on my front porch when a SWAT truck pulls up out front, and proceeds to raid my neighbors house
14199 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2019
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did you know?
14188 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2019
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The Seagull Attack.
14181 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2019
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Cap leaves his calling card
14179 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2019
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Things I wish I'd done in my 20's
14176 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2019
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Blursed Cassette
14175 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2019
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Bernie Sanders’ tweet from yesterday now has over half a million likes!
14166 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2019
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My childhood "friend" went through my boyfriend's phone and found pictures of him having sex with me while I was sleeping. She told everyone and now my boyfriend is being ostracized from our friends. Except it was my idea for him to do it in the first place. [NSFW]
14164 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2019
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Mom credited with starting ‘gender reveals’ begs everyone to stop
14164 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2019
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me_irl
14157 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2019
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Poor mother has to imagine her daughter now
14154 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2019
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I'm I doing it right?
14144 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2019
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Kyle Walker goal line clearance vs Liverpool
14136 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2019
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Maybe it's time to be "woke" as you kids call it
14126 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2019
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We all felt that
14123 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2019
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Probe of missing Georgia votes finds "extreme" irregularities in black districts | Last year's lieutenant governor race may have had a huge undercount in black precincts. Sound like coincidence?
14119 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2019
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Why in any hell would this be ok?!
14118 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2019
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Why is this deep and true its drue
14116 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2019
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Not every hero has Ironman Armor, nor superpower like other Avengers has. This citizen trying to stop the police to shoot protesters is a brave and true hero.
14108 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2019
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A guide for All cinema enthusiasts.
14100 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2019
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My friend thinks he’s a stud, knock him down a peg
14089 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2019
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People with depression, what is the most stupid thing someone ever said to you because of your mental illness?
14077 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2019
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Pupper finds the water a little deeper than expected
14072 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2019
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Survivorship bias
14071 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2019
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Last day best picture lol
14069 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2019
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How to email well
14067 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2019
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2meirl4meirl
14058 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2019
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I can do this all day
14041 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2019
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Good boy’s face says it all
14037 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2019
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You wanna let your kid play with my WHAT?
14033 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2019
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Because Einhorn is Finkle.
14005 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2019
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National Treasure 4 Confirmed (2019 AD)
13995 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2019
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Spotted at my local Barnes and Noble
13989 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2019
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Eternals perfectly summarise Riot in 2019.
13985 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2019
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ULPT: if you accidentally scratch someone’s car, write a note in shaky handwriting saying you are 5 years old and fell off your bike. Then leave $5 saying it’s all you had
13971 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2019
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I love you 3000
13968 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2019
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[[Dog's favorite view]]
13956 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2019
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AITA for making my pregnant daughter move out before the baby is born?
13952 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2019
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What is going on with r/news with convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein being found dead by suicide? They all seem really upset he's dead but he's accused of child sex trafficking?
13952 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2019
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A defiant 8chan vowed to fight on, saying its ‘heartbeat is strong.’ Then a tech firm knocked it offline
13944 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2019
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Cringiest person/moment you experienced playing pokemon Go? Can you beat mine?
13942 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2019
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Peter Strzok sues FBI for firing him over anti-Trump texts
13939 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2019
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Guy takes slow-mo vid of passing birds from a train
13935 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2019
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TIL about the indigenous Brazilian tribe of the Pirahã, who lost interest in converting to Christianity when they found out the missionary Daniel Everett had never seen Jesus himself.
13927 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2019
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Men of Reddit Y'all ever goto take shit and when you goto take a piss the pee slidees between the toilet seat and the toilet and you don't realize or hear it because you apparently have pissed all over your own shorts?
13925 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2019
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It’s heartwarming to see a mascot cheering up a lonely girl on the Kiss Cam.
13913 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2019
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Getting called out by the owner
13910 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2019
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D&D in the Upside Down [OC][Season 3 spoilers]
13906 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2019
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Pope Francis again warns against nationalism, says recent speeches sound like ‘Hitler in 1934’
13906 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2019
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🚘👶🏾🚘
13903 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2019
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Taron Egerton in "I'm still standing" from Rocketman, with the 1983 original for comparison.
13893 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2019
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Update: AITA for not wanting my husband to go to his best friend’s bachelor party when I’m 9 months pregnant?
13875 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2019
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Boris Johnson just announced that instead of leaving the EU, the UK will leave ____ instead.
13867 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2019
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Mr. Bean
13856 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2019
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23, italian. Spending my holidays with my parents because I have no friends
13841 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2019
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I have two really long fingers on my right hand.
13841 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2019
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I messaged Cyberpunk 2077 on Facebook due to growing concern via Twitter, Reddit, and Steam discussion forms on the recent character creator changes.
13832 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2019
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false god
13818 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2019
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A website that verifies if you are a responsible pet owner prior to selling the animal
13804 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2019
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TIL In 1989, two teenagers found a new born baby abandoned on a doorstep, swaddled in towels with her umbilical cord still attached. They handed her over to authorities. She was less than 12 hours old. 20 years later, the abandoned child- now grown up, tracked them down and thanked them.
13795 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2019
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Trump was 'too busy' to take her phone call about the El Paso shooting, a Democratic lawmaker said. She's now refusing to join him during his visit to the city.
13792 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2019
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My brother stole almost all of my inheritance and spent it on food and games. What actions should I take against him?
13792 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2019
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[Wojnarowski] With free agency looming next summer, three-time All-Star Draymond Green has agreed to a four-year, $100M maximum contract extension with Golden State, agent Rich Paul of Klutch Sports tells ESPN.
13777 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2019
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Sharks are great
13774 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2019
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Get the Handcuffs!
13771 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2019
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My wife (25f) let her idiot friend (28f) negligently discharge one of my (30m)rifles. I’m angry with both of them and my wife is acting like I’m being unreasonable. Advice?
13765 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2019
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How am I supposed to tell the difference between someone with an open carry versus an actual shooter?
13756 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2019
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Lovely home in Finland
13751 upvotes • comment • aug 18, 2019
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My (19F) boyfriend (19M) masturbated on me in front of his friends
13742 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2019
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My package I received today
13737 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2019