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Reddit (Aug 2019)

  1. Wank stain 😂

    14370 upvotes • comment • aug 18, 2019

  2. Where's my damn ice cream?

    14368 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2019

  3. We thought the plaque at St Mary's honouring George Pell deserved an update

    14366 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2019

  4. r/ChapoTrapHouse has been quarantined. Discuss this dramatic happening here.

    14361 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2019

  5. Mitch McConnell received donations from voting machine lobbyists before blocking election security bills

    14354 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2019

  6. Manchester United 1-[2] Crystal Palace : Van Aanholt 90+3'

    14348 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2019

  7. thank you for interpreting life into a song

    14338 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2019

  8. Don't forget your pencil!

    14333 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2019

  9. [Haynes] Kevin Durant: “Hell, no. How can you blame [the Warriors]? Hell, no,” Durant told Yahoo Sports. “I heard the Warriors pressured me into getting back. Nobody never said a word to me during rehab as I was coming back. "

    14330 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2019

  10. I saw this on ig lmao

    14309 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2019

  11. Rat gets attacked by House Crows and snatched by a Black Kite

    14303 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2019

  12. Thanks, I hate it.

    14301 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2019

  13. AITA for flipping out on my boyfriend for eating my cake?

    14301 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2019

  14. "Move your garbage bins to the other side of the house so my kids can use them"

    14293 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2019

  15. It be like that most of the time

    14292 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2019

  16. When you haven't used your account in XX years

    14291 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2019

  17. I recently shocked a woman by explaining that balls move based on the temperature. What else do people not realize about male anatomy?

    14284 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2019

  18. Trump tells "great American companies" they are "hereby ordered" to leave China

    14272 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2019

  19. the comments are going to be fun

    14270 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2019

  20. Spirits, if you can spell the word "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" without being interrupted, every letter gets a Gold Award. Can you do it?

    14249 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2019

  21. TIFU by having a sex accident and taking the girl with me to hospital

    14244 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2019

  22. Older men, how do I accept that I’m probably going to live an average, maybe slightly boring life?

    14237 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2019

  23. Tom Holland, Jake Gyllendaal and Zendaya at a children's hospital in LA

    14236 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2019

  24. I have worked at my current job less than a year, but I just recieved another offer for $13K greater salary and better benefits

    14223 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2019

  25. I love this.

    14220 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2019

  26. YSK that a lot of posts here are not completely true and you should not blindly apply what you see here

    14215 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2019

  27. Roast the gamer girl out of me...

    14214 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2019

  28. WCGW if I take a dip in freezing water

    14212 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2019

  29. 18. Virgin no job no license full time gamer. Don’t hold back

    14211 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2019

  30. I hate being blinded by the bathroom light at 2am

    14207 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2019

  31. MRW I'm sitting on my front porch when a SWAT truck pulls up out front, and proceeds to raid my neighbors house

    14199 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2019

  32. did you know?

    14188 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2019

  33. The Seagull Attack.

    14181 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2019

  34. Cap leaves his calling card

    14179 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2019

  35. Things I wish I'd done in my 20's

    14176 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2019

  36. Blursed Cassette

    14175 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2019

  37. Bernie Sanders’ tweet from yesterday now has over half a million likes!

    14166 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2019

  38. My childhood "friend" went through my boyfriend's phone and found pictures of him having sex with me while I was sleeping. She told everyone and now my boyfriend is being ostracized from our friends. Except it was my idea for him to do it in the first place. [NSFW]

    14164 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2019

  39. Mom credited with starting ‘gender reveals’ begs everyone to stop

    14164 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2019

  40. me_irl

    14157 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2019

  41. Poor mother has to imagine her daughter now

    14154 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2019

  42. I'm I doing it right?

    14144 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2019

  43. Kyle Walker goal line clearance vs Liverpool

    14136 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2019

  44. Maybe it's time to be "woke" as you kids call it

    14126 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2019

  45. We all felt that

    14123 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2019

  46. Probe of missing Georgia votes finds "extreme" irregularities in black districts | Last year's lieutenant governor race may have had a huge undercount in black precincts. Sound like coincidence?

    14119 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2019

  47. Why in any hell would this be ok?!

    14118 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2019

  48. Why is this deep and true its drue

    14116 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2019

  49. Not every hero has Ironman Armor, nor superpower like other Avengers has. This citizen trying to stop the police to shoot protesters is a brave and true hero.

    14108 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2019

  50. A guide for All cinema enthusiasts.

    14100 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2019

  51. My friend thinks he’s a stud, knock him down a peg

    14089 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2019

  52. People with depression, what is the most stupid thing someone ever said to you because of your mental illness?

    14077 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2019

  53. Pupper finds the water a little deeper than expected

    14072 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2019

  54. Survivorship bias

    14071 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2019

  55. Last day best picture lol

    14069 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2019

  56. How to email well

    14067 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2019

  57. 2meirl4meirl

    14058 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2019

  58. I can do this all day

    14041 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2019

  59. Good boy’s face says it all

    14037 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2019

  60. You wanna let your kid play with my WHAT?

    14033 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2019

  61. Because Einhorn is Finkle.

    14005 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2019

  62. National Treasure 4 Confirmed (2019 AD)

    13995 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2019

  63. Spotted at my local Barnes and Noble

    13989 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2019

  64. Eternals perfectly summarise Riot in 2019.

    13985 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2019

  65. ULPT: if you accidentally scratch someone’s car, write a note in shaky handwriting saying you are 5 years old and fell off your bike. Then leave $5 saying it’s all you had

    13971 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2019

  66. I love you 3000

    13968 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2019

  67. [[Dog's favorite view]]

    13956 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2019

  68. AITA for making my pregnant daughter move out before the baby is born?

    13952 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2019

  69. What is going on with r/news with convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein being found dead by suicide? They all seem really upset he's dead but he's accused of child sex trafficking?

    13952 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2019

  70. A defiant 8chan vowed to fight on, saying its ‘heartbeat is strong.’ Then a tech firm knocked it offline

    13944 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2019

  71. Cringiest person/moment you experienced playing pokemon Go? Can you beat mine?

    13942 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2019

  72. Peter Strzok sues FBI for firing him over anti-Trump texts

    13939 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2019

  73. Guy takes slow-mo vid of passing birds from a train

    13935 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2019

  74. TIL about the indigenous Brazilian tribe of the Pirahã, who lost interest in converting to Christianity when they found out the missionary Daniel Everett had never seen Jesus himself.

    13927 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2019

  75. Men of Reddit Y'all ever goto take shit and when you goto take a piss the pee slidees between the toilet seat and the toilet and you don't realize or hear it because you apparently have pissed all over your own shorts?

    13925 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2019

  76. It’s heartwarming to see a mascot cheering up a lonely girl on the Kiss Cam.

    13913 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2019

  77. Getting called out by the owner

    13910 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2019

  78. D&D in the Upside Down [OC][Season 3 spoilers]

    13906 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2019

  79. Pope Francis again warns against nationalism, says recent speeches sound like ‘Hitler in 1934’

    13906 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2019

  80. 🚘👶🏾🚘

    13903 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2019

  81. Taron Egerton in "I'm still standing" from Rocketman, with the 1983 original for comparison.

    13893 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2019

  82. Update: AITA for not wanting my husband to go to his best friend’s bachelor party when I’m 9 months pregnant?

    13875 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2019

  83. Boris Johnson just announced that instead of leaving the EU, the UK will leave ____ instead.

    13867 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2019

  84. Mr. Bean

    13856 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2019

  85. 23, italian. Spending my holidays with my parents because I have no friends

    13841 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2019

  86. I have two really long fingers on my right hand.

    13841 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2019

  87. I messaged Cyberpunk 2077 on Facebook due to growing concern via Twitter, Reddit, and Steam discussion forms on the recent character creator changes.

    13832 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2019

  88. false god

    13818 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2019

  89. A website that verifies if you are a responsible pet owner prior to selling the animal

    13804 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2019

  90. TIL In 1989, two teenagers found a new born baby abandoned on a doorstep, swaddled in towels with her umbilical cord still attached. They handed her over to authorities. She was less than 12 hours old. 20 years later, the abandoned child- now grown up, tracked them down and thanked them.

    13795 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2019

  91. Trump was 'too busy' to take her phone call about the El Paso shooting, a Democratic lawmaker said. She's now refusing to join him during his visit to the city.

    13792 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2019

  92. My brother stole almost all of my inheritance and spent it on food and games. What actions should I take against him?

    13792 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2019

  93. [Wojnarowski] With free agency looming next summer, three-time All-Star Draymond Green has agreed to a four-year, $100M maximum contract extension with Golden State, agent Rich Paul of Klutch Sports tells ESPN.

    13777 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2019

  94. Sharks are great

    13774 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2019

  95. Get the Handcuffs!

    13771 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2019

  96. My wife (25f) let her idiot friend (28f) negligently discharge one of my (30m)rifles. I’m angry with both of them and my wife is acting like I’m being unreasonable. Advice?

    13765 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2019

  97. How am I supposed to tell the difference between someone with an open carry versus an actual shooter?

    13756 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2019

  98. Lovely home in Finland

    13751 upvotes • comment • aug 18, 2019

  99. My (19F) boyfriend (19M) masturbated on me in front of his friends

    13742 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2019

  100. My package I received today

    13737 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2019