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  1. My shower head shows you how hot the water is!

    58321 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2019

  2. I did it for the boys

    58264 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2019

  3. WTF tree? i guess Life, finds a way

    58224 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2019

  4. Deep south Louisiana 26 years ago I married the love of my life. It may not have been legal but it was real ! Thanks to all my friends and family that supported us back then and today. I’m the redhead on the right. 😘

    58148 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2019

  5. My boyfriend bought our cat a couch

    58119 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2019

  6. TIFU by sleeping with a married woman.

    58107 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2019

  7. My eye with stitches after full thickness cornea transplant

    58090 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2019

  8. Appreciate me with a higher share of that surplus value

    58053 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2019

  9. Ohio white nationalist, anti-Semite arrested for threatening to shoot up Jewish community center, police say

    58009 upvotes • comment • aug 18, 2019

  10. France says 'crazy' that Apple and others get 'permanent tax haven status' - “The global tech players do not contribute financially to the funding of the common good, it is not sustainable,” said Macron

    58002 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2019

  11. At least 26 people have been arrested after threats to commit mass attacks since Dayton

    57964 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2019

  12. Got to meet one of the original creators of Doom today in Northern Ireland, John Romero. He also signed a Doom shirt for me aswell

    57881 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2019

  13. I love when celebrities are starstruck

    57837 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2019

  14. Guess I’m gonna be a mass shooter cause I play video games

    57785 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2019

  15. TIL vocal jazz legend Ella Fitzgerald was born with perfect pitch so precise that the band musicians she worked with would tune their instruments to her voice.

    57769 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2019

  16. A day neither will forget

    57750 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2019

  17. Girl is repulsed by man having an old phone

    57727 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2019

  18. Progress in panels

    57726 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2019

  19. This is my spotify account which I pay for, I share it with my sister on the agreement that "you can use it only when I'm not on it", but whenever she's in a bad mood she thinks she deserves priority so she can listen to her "happy music".

    57725 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2019

  20. One is a world-champion boxer who can K.O. you with only one hit to the face...The other is Mike Tyson.

    57715 upvotes • comment • aug 18, 2019

  21. Not sure if this has been done before

    57711 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2019

  22. Preparing to fight.

    57696 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2019

  23. I can't buy single use plastic bags at the supermarket anymore, but companies get away with shit like this.

    57681 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2019

  24. To all of those actually named Chad, Stacy, or Karen, how does it make you feel knowing that your names are used as insults?

    57657 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2019

  25. What is something that makes you say "Man, I f***ing hate people"?

    57656 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2019

  26. Tinder over 3 years (18-21 Male) [OC]

    57626 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2019

  27. As soon as you start having kids, you have to go back to asking your parents if you can go out

    57605 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2019

  28. TIL The Wonka Candy Company was quietly discontinued in September 2015 for unknown reasons. Their logo simply stopped appearing on their candies such as Runts, Nerds, and Gobstoppers.

    57591 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2019

  29. My friend got her sister the greatest birthday present I’ve ever seen.

    57586 upvotes • comment • aug 18, 2019

  30. TIL that Leonardo da Vinci never had a last name because he was born out of wedlock, thus leading to his “last name” being da Vinci (of Vinci) because the town he was born in was called Vinci.

    57575 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2019

  31. Good girl goes from confused to ecstatic upon discovering what a dog wheelchair can do for her.

    57572 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2019

  32. This rusty lock gate looking like a painting.

    57555 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2019

  33. White supremacist trying to form a straight-pride parade accidentally lets truth slip at city council meeting

    57540 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2019

  34. Oh Adam and your science!

    57520 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2019

  35. Hong Kong police caught on camera torturing arrested man in hospital

    57516 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2019

  36. Oh Nintendo...

    57478 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2019

  37. Before you can hunt the squirrel, one must first become the squirrel.

    57471 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2019

  38. Thousands of Hong kongers sing "Do you hear the people sing" at HK airport with calls for free election, freedom of speech and democracy.

    57349 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2019

  39. How can i achieve this power?

    57324 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2019

  40. Hong Kong Police Attacking Citizens On Subway Train

    57321 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2019

  41. She is braver than many humans! Took it like a champ

    57307 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2019

  42. 'Donald Trump is an Idiot,' Bernie Sanders Tweets on Saturday Afternoon

    57298 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2019

  43. In the future, old youtubers might give their account to their children, and it might develop into some sort of family business that is passed on through generations until the original owner of the account becomes legend.

    57135 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2019

  44. to virtue signal...

    57134 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2019

  45. YouTuber Brooke Houts abusing her dog

    57104 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2019

  46. Trying to resell sandwiches

    56988 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2019

  47. Driver's License testers- what's the worst thing a kid has done without batting an eye while taking the driving test?

    56980 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2019

  48. My hero

    56958 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2019

  49. Boris Johnson vs. EU

    56952 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2019

  50. Older woman thinks spitting will be effective, but gets slapped into another dimension instead.

    56923 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2019

  51. This Mystique cosplay mid merge (by magnetomystique)

    56917 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2019

  52. MAGA..!

    56838 upvotes • comment • aug 27, 2019

  53. Beating the horse because the damn thing won't die

    56832 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2019

  54. N i c e

    56825 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2019

  55. Your day just got better.

    56825 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2019

  56. True that

    56817 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2019

  57. Group of top CEOs says maximizing shareholder profits no longer can be the primary goal of corporations

    56812 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2019

  58. He played that off pretty smoothly

    56740 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2019

  59. The new Apple Card needs to avoid contact with leather and denim

    56704 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2019

  60. TIL in 1941, when a General asked Winston Churchill for more men to man Antiaircraft guns, Churchill replied "No, I can’t spare any men, you’ll have to use women." Mary Churchill (18), Winston Churchill's youngest daughter was among the first to join and rose to the rank of Junior Commander in 1944.

    56689 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2019

  61. There's a quote of Philip K. Dick that says: “There exists, for everyone, a sentence - a series of words - that has the power to destroy you". Which sentence is it for you?

    56674 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2019

  62. Vladimir Ilyich Lenin: 'Power to the Soviets', rally for revolution - 1917

    56663 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2019

  63. THIS is El Paso. Blood banks were turning people away because so many people came to donate. Lines around the block. Those who couldn’t donate brought water and snacks for those waiting in line. We are #ElPasoStrong

    56638 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2019

  64. Artist imagines ordinary objects as spaceships

    56632 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2019

  65. Bounty hunters who shot at wrong car found not guilty in killing of Clarksville dad

    56620 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2019

  66. What did you think you were really good at until you saw someone who was *actually* really good at it?

    56619 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2019

  67. Casual day at Tinder

    56576 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2019

  68. A groom saves a boy from drowning during his wedding photoshoot

    56440 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2019

  69. King Kong exhibition at the Empire State Building, New York

    56399 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2019

  70. An icon

    56390 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2019

  71. tRuMP rUtHLeSsLy HArRaSseD bY cOuRAgEOuS pRoTeSteR

    56348 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2019

  72. 2meirl4meirl

    56310 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2019

  73. They bid too much

    56290 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2019

  74. The truth about pets

    56260 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2019

  75. The Oil Giants Might Finally Pay for Pulling the Biggest Hoax of All: NY state sues ExxonMobil on charges that it knew the risks of climate change and defrauded investors by misrepresenting them.

    56250 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2019

  76. I just woke up now with a loud noise outside and there is A FUCKING PLANE IN MY STREET WTF IS GOING ON???

    56235 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2019

  77. This Cake (credit: Malizzi Cakes)

    56221 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2019

  78. Jeffrey Epstein Starterpack

    56215 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2019

  79. Sergeant informs officer he’s not following the law

    56192 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2019

  80. There are two types of dogs

    56189 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2019

  81. #Trumpsterrorists Trends As Americans Blame President Trump For Mass Shootings: 'The Blood Is On His Hands'

    56178 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2019

  82. YouTube shuts down 210 channels posting about Hong Kong

    56175 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2019

  83. How Ghibli characters are made

    56128 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2019

  84. Truly awful person

    56097 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2019

  85. Worshipper, 65, takes down mosque gunman before he can kill anyone

    56092 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2019

  86. No hooman i just need a cuddle

    56032 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2019

  87. Water style

    56016 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2019

  88. Police in El Paso are responding to an active shooter at a Walmart

    56007 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2019

  89. # Trashtag - my daughter Leoni and her friend Elise have picked up +/- 5 litres (more than a gallon) of cigarette butts here in Le Touquet on the seaside. THANK YOU!

    55971 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2019

  90. Everybody's got these great pictures of their people sleeping with their pets and I'm over here stuck with this mess.

    55942 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2019

  91. Deutsche Bank and Wall Street banks reportedly just gave Congress thousands of documents related to Russians with possible ties to Trump

    55930 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2019

  92. Giving away some hydro homie sticker, just upvote and comment your reddit name I’ll dm the winners on the 16th

    55836 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2019

  93. S T O N K S

    55722 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2019

  94. How i’m going out soon

    55696 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2019

  95. #Trumphatesmilitaryfamilies trends as administration to strip automatic citizenship right from some children of overseas troops

    55690 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2019

  96. Man said “Ahhh shit, here we go again”

    55675 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2019

  97. What part of your Personality do you Fake?

    55650 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2019

  98. DoorDash is still pocketing workers’ tips, almost a month after it promised to stop - It’s been almost a month since the delivery company promised workers it would offer details about its new tipping policy “in the coming days.”

    55648 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2019

  99. Terry Crews

    55622 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2019

  100. New poster for H. P. Lovecraft’s Color Out of Space starring Nicolas Cage

    55611 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2019