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Reddit (Aug 2019)

  1. 🎉 100.000.000 SUBSCRIBERS 🎉

    71488 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2019

  2. [UPDATE]: My (22f) fiance (25m) want his father to check my hymen tomorrow night before I get married.

    71420 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2019

  3. Seal who was being chased by a pod of orcas hops onto a family's boat to save his own life

    71268 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2019

  4. TFW you lose at your own game

    71230 upvotes • comment • aug 27, 2019

  5. The good kind of gatekeeping

    71130 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2019

  6. Macron says France will block EU trade deal with Brazil over Amazon forest fires

    71084 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2019

  7. Picked my car up from the mechanic yesterday after having a bunch of things replaced totalling $2100 just to have burst into flames on me this morning. I'm too poor for this shit!

    70973 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2019

  8. 23andMe

    70875 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2019

  9. Unpaid Kentucky coal miners have been blocking a train track for 3 weeks

    70841 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2019

  10. Worshipper, 65, takes down heavily armed mosque gunman before he can kill anyone

    70754 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2019

  11. "Climate change contrarians" are getting 49 per cent more media coverage than scientists who support the consensus view that climate change is man-made, a new study has found.

    70730 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2019

  12. "Why don't we just throw all our garbage into volcanoes?"

    70678 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2019

  13. TIL about Robert Landsberg, a photographer who upon realisation that he is going to die in the Mount St. Helens eruption of 1980 lied down on top of his equipment to preserve the photographs he had taken of the event.

    70667 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2019

  14. Where do I sign?

    70634 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2019

  15. Have we tried this approach?

    70466 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2019

  16. Man spits on other Man in NYC and is hit with a surprise counterattack

    70408 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2019

  17. “Which one is [Dwight]?”

    70387 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2019

  18. 4 hours of earth rotation in 15 seconds

    70298 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2019

  19. Best picture I have ever seen!

    70290 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2019

  20. Why’d they lie to us?

    70271 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2019

  21. An absolute saint

    70249 upvotes • comment • aug 27, 2019

  22. Old dog: YEET!

    70116 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2019

  23. TIL The Taliban used dynamite to destroy two 4th century statues of Buddha. They saw it as idolatry. The destruction revealed a previously unknown network of caves with wall paintings from the 5th to 9th centuries and another giant statue of Buddha.

    70050 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2019

  24. Woman yelling at Starbucks customers for speaking Korean

    69958 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2019

  25. He's pretty good

    69928 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2019

  26. The new way Hong Kong protesters deal with tear gas

    69848 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2019

  27. What is the best video game for couples to play?

    69569 upvotes • comment • aug 27, 2019

  28. Distressed child spending the night in a gym after her parents were taken away by an ICE raid in Mississippi

    69470 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2019

  29. Which timeline is this???

    69207 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2019

  30. TIL that Chuck E. Cheese’s official backstory is that he is an orphaned mouse who does not know his own birthday. To make up for never having a birthday party of his own, he hosts parties for children. And his middle name is Entertainment.

    69172 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2019

  31. Sanders overtakes Biden in New Hampshire poll

    69167 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2019

  32. Courtney Love Warning Actresses of Harvey Weinstein in 2005

    69128 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2019

  33. What if, after you die, Satan asks you "how was hell?"

    69122 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2019

  34. TIL a neuroscientist determined the most "feel-good" songs of all time... and #1 was "Don't Stop Me Now" by Queen

    69114 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2019

  35. TIL In 1940, Princess Juliana of The Netherlands was evacuated to Ottawa Canada. When her child Margaret was born, Canada declared her rooms at the Hospital as extraterritorial so the baby would have Dutch nationality. As thanks, Princess Juliana has given Ottawa 10,000 tulip bulbs every year since.

    69063 upvotes • comment • aug 27, 2019

  36. My wife put "We Still Do. 13 Years" on this letterboard. I added a word when she wasn't looking. She is posting this version to Facebook as I type this without realizing the change. Wish me luck.

    68952 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2019

  37. The bacteria in our gut, the human microbiome, churns out tens of thousands of tiny novel proteins so small (< 50 amino acids) they’ve gone unnoticed until now. They belong to over 4,000 new biological families, and may explain how the microbiome affects human health, paving the way for new drugs.

    68948 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2019

  38. Overheard at a bar in Indiana in response to someone who said that gays were "causing many of the problems in America today."

    68916 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2019

  39. My Valkyrie Cosplay from the new God of War game, handcrafted.

    68821 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2019

  40. TIL that there’s a “dead spot” in the Black Sea where scientists have found ships as old as 1200 years preserved well enough to see chisel marks from original builder.

    68680 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2019

  41. And then the Natives moved to Oklahoma, where they lived happily ever after

    68675 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2019

  42. Few things are sadder than leaving the vet's with an empty pet carrier.

    68660 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2019

  43. TIL that the most common street name in U.S. is Second. First is the third, Third is the second with Fifth being the sixth most common.

    68607 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2019

  44. Might want to see a mechanic about that

    68605 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2019

  45. You pay more tax than Amazon.

    68548 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2019

  46. Drunk corporate bro sucker-headbutts an employee and gets the immediate take down

    68541 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2019

  47. My son is a trail guide for a Ranch. I wanted to share this picture somebody sent me of him.

    68482 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2019

  48. Non-Americans, does your culture have "old-fashioned" dog names like we do in America, such as Fido, Rex, Spot, Rover, etc, and what are some?

    68451 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2019

  49. FBI agents swarm Jeffrey Epstein's private Caribbean island

    68407 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2019

  50. How’s he still alive after this 😬

    68399 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2019

  51. Judge lets 96-year-old father off the hook

    68172 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2019

  52. TIL when 18-year-old Lady Gaga was studying at NYU, her classmates made a Facebook group called "Stefani Germanotta, you will never be famous" where they bullied her and called her an "attention-whore". She dropped out after a year to pursue her music career full time.

    68103 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2019

  53. Keanu Reeves, mega genius

    68046 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2019

  54. Is being short really that bad

    68002 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2019

  55. The parents of a nonverbal man killed by an off-duty officer in Costco say they want to see video of the shooting

    67989 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2019

  56. Tiananmen Square Massacre picture gets deleted after reaching 131k upvotes & several awards.

    67920 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2019

  57. Does anyone else stay up at night because they feel if they go to sleep then they havent gotten enough free time at home?

    67897 upvotes • comment • aug 27, 2019

  58. I mashed up every MCU Film into a single minute-long video.

    67835 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2019

  59. GROUP Presentations

    67826 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2019

  60. Gone really need some more water now

    67779 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2019

  61. Son explaining car crash to Dad

    67772 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2019

  62. Meteorologist has had enough of climate change deniers.

    67754 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2019

  63. Sandwich tutorial

    67714 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2019

  64. Jack Black is everything a kid wants to be between a movie star, rock star, and famous youtuber

    67696 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2019

  65. Saying a movie has a 'great twist' is the exact same as a spoiler

    67695 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2019

  66. There is probably a high volume and variety of drugs in trash cans near airport check-in from people who chicken out at the last minute

    67691 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2019

  67. TIL When Ringo Starr temporarily left the Beatles in 1968 because he felt side-lined, his fellow Beatles sent him a telegram telling him that he was the best drummer in the world and that they loved him. He returned, and found his drumkit covered in flowers, spelling out "Welcome Back, Ringo.".

    67650 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2019

  68. Twitter Shuts Down 200,000 Chinese Accounts for Spreading Disinformation About Hong Kong Protests

    67638 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2019

  69. Leaked emails show Washington state Rep. Matt Shea endorsed training children to fight in holy war

    67612 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2019

  70. TIL despite millennials often being seen as a ‘promiscuous’ generation, they have less sexual partners than previous generations and having less overall sex than their own parents.

    67611 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2019

  71. In 100 years, just like the titanic, we’ll be so far removed from events in the past that we’ll get a romantic movie made about 9/11

    67549 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2019

  72. Donald Trump skips G7 talks on climate crisis and Amazon fires

    67422 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2019

  73. Ocasio-Cortez calls for 'answers' after Epstein found dead in jail cell

    67414 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2019

  74. TIL The last person to be convicted of blasphemy in the United States was an Arkansas man who in 1928 put a sign in his storefront reading, "Evolution Is True. The Bible's a Lie. God's a Ghost." He spent 3 months in jail.

    67372 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2019

  75. Joker - Final Trailer

    67358 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2019

  76. Judge goes off on woman after cheering in court

    67316 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2019

  77. There’s a reason our generation is best characterized by anxiety

    67287 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2019

  78. Jack Black and Jack White finally team up to record a song as Jack Gray

    67188 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2019

  79. Men on Tinder do not appear to be intimidated by highly educated women, suggests new study (n=3,600), which found no evidence that men have an aversion to a highly educated romantic partner. Both men and women on Tinder tended to prefer better educated partners, though women were far more selective.

    67172 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2019

  80. What's that!??

    67060 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2019

  81. Ducky McDucky, The Dog Conquerer

    66927 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2019

  82. In a way?

    66838 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2019

  83. Before and After processing of my photo

    66817 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2019

  84. It has taken 2 years since we adopted her, but Reba has dropped more than half her weight and I couldn’t be more proud of her.

    66797 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2019

  85. Climbing the ladder

    66686 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2019

  86. And that's a fact

    66667 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2019

  87. Apple reverses stance on iPhone repairs and will supply parts to independent shops for the first time

    66478 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2019

  88. 0.1% doesn't seem much, however, What would horribly, catastrophically, go wrong if it was off by 0.1%?

    66415 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2019

  89. Got home from work today. Realized I’ve been walking around meeting clients with a giant 6-7 in rip in my pants that no one said anything about. So I figured the internet should also know.

    66358 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2019

  90. Bernie sanders arrested while protesting segregation, 1963

    66315 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2019

  91. me🔥irl

    66101 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2019

  92. These huge blueberries I found.

    65985 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2019

  93. US spies say Trump's G7 performance suggests he's either a 'Russian asset' or a 'useful idiot' for Putin

    65856 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2019

  94. My boyfriend's friend recently got out of jail, and today is his birthday. Of course, this is the only appropriate way to wish him Happy Birthday

    65843 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2019

  95. Just so you know

    65779 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2019

  96. Speaking of stealing

    65736 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2019

  97. Something more people should realize.

    65725 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2019

  98. Your App is Amazing!

    65669 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2019

  99. The local nursing home is an indoor town. There's a movie theater and pub!

    65644 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2019

  100. I'm not sure if a caption is needed for this one.

    65635 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2019