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Reddit (Jan 2019)
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Old couple try to take our seats on a plane.
40995 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2019
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Puppy accidentally sploots
40988 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2019
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SPIDER-MAN: FAR FROM HOME DEBUT TRAILER
40942 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2019
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Do you hear "I'm a paper chaser" or "I'm a big fucking slut"
40920 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2019
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He never leaves my side as soon as I’m home from my treatments!
40918 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2019
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Too much beauty in one picture
40912 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019
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You’re in a world where everything is the same, but it’s illegal for minors to appear in movies and TV so adults have played all the roles of children in everything. What do you watch first?
40875 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019
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Newborn Wagler’s pit viper
40862 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019
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Skyrim
40851 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2019
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please does any one else’s cat do this bc it makes me die every time
40847 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2019
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I like to think I was smooth 2nd year uni.
40842 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2019
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Group of girls harass guy and his family, and one gets creamed
40808 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2019
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Homer Simpson hiding in my rug
40729 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2019
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[Breath of the Wild] I dropped the orb off the plateau on Eventide Island with no path back to the top. This is what I came up with.
40718 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2019
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A show about a guy dating multiple women at once, watched by women who hate guys that date multiple women at once.
40678 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2019
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My fiance is out of town and wanted pics of "the belly", what a derp
40673 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019
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The way my hard hat blends in with the sky
40619 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019
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We’re ready for bed!
40613 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019
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Holy sh!t he actually did it.
40606 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2019
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The inside of the pizza box was a tuxedo.
40598 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019
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Saw this beauty today
40577 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2019
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Google Maps will now display speed limits for its Android and iOS apps
40547 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019
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Despite overwhelming scientific evidence that vaccines are safe and effective in preventing childhood diseases, a significant minority remains skeptical, such as the anti-vax movement. Mathematicians show this may be due to "hysteresis", where an effect persists despite changed initial conditions.
40540 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2019
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Explosion in Paris, minutes ago
40538 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2019
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Bro
40524 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2019
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;(
40520 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2019
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SmellyOctopus gets a copyright claim from 'CD Baby' on a private test stream for his own voice
40503 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019
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Choosing Beggar Couple attempts to steal my seats at the theatre
40487 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2019
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2 guys 1 ticket
40471 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2019
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Skilled excavator driver attempting the lighter trick
40453 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2019
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True walk of shame
40406 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2019
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That anti-vaxxer just got roasted
40397 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019
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Saw this on Facebook and thought it was great!
40387 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2019
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thong sandals brah
40381 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019
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Donald Trump to Be Investigated by Multiple Congressional Committees Over Report He Directed Michael Cohen Lie Under Oath
40349 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2019
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Robert Downey Jr tweeted this at Chris Evans. I'd watch that remake of Snow White.
40340 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2019
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Cohen responds to report on poll rigging: 'What I did was at the direction of and for the sole benefit of' Trump
40338 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019
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The US may have entered a “post-truth” era, but Australia may not have. Past research on people in the US about their views on politicians who frequently bend the truth found that fact-checking had little impact, whereas a new study found that for Australians it did change their political opinions.
40330 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2019
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She prefers to be treated like the lady that she is
40308 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019
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Selife goals
40295 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019
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Baby wolf, not mine sadly
40287 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2019
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Sweet Victory.
40277 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2019
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Nearly half of Americans say they have no confidence 'at all' in Trump: poll
40256 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2019
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The oldest 'teen' in the United States has died. Press F.
40208 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019
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Smart boi gets an A
40200 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2019
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Ash calling pikachu ‘pikachu’ is the equivalent of somebody naming their dog ‘dog’.
40200 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019
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Sir James Dyson relocates his head office to Singapore despite voting for Brexit and backing a no deal
40140 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2019
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Morning chills
40116 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2019
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TIL during WWII, American POWs in Japan had a 40% chance of dying compared to American POWs in Germany who had a 1% chance of dying.
40084 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019
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In Up (2009), Dug is the only dog to successfully track down the Tropical Bird because he is the only Hunting Dog (Golden Retriever). All the others are Guard Dog breeds.
40083 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2019
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Everyone shits. It’s just a bathroom.
40064 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019
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no, no, no, how about I bitch slap you
40064 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2019
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I'll have the hamberder please
40032 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2019
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And he only serves us junk food.
40029 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2019
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LPT: If you're cancelling your internet/cable and wish to avoid the elongated attempts to keep you, just tell them you're changing jobs and that your new employer will be paying for all services. They should skip right along to the cancellation!
39973 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2019
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The 15 hottest places in the World yesterday were all in Australia
39972 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2019
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TIL In medieval times, it was a common practice in the battlefield to NOT kill warriors who wore particularly strong armor. Such warriors were captured instead, and then a ransom was demanded, because only 'well off' warriors wore such good armor.
39926 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019
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Don't talk to me and my son/son/daughter and our guns ever again
39906 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2019
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Making a GIF: Expectations vs. Reality
39903 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019
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Nurse showing newspaper headline about Polio Vaccine to a man on chest respirator due to polio. 1955
39882 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019
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Elizabeth Warren's wealth tax would cost Jeff Bezos $4.1 billion in first year
39879 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2019
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It's always darkest before the dawn
39859 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019
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‘BlacKkKlansman’ Returning to Theaters After Six Oscar Nominations, Expanding to Over 150 Theaters This Week
39852 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019
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The world's top 26 billionaires now own as much as the poorest 3.8 billion. Global wealth inequality widened last year as billionaires increased their fortunes by $2.5 billion per day, anti-poverty campaigner Oxfam said in a new report.
39847 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2019
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Pork chop sandwiches!
39822 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019
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Dems Call For Revoking Kushner's Security Clearance
39806 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2019
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Mama snow leopard acting scared when a little hunter tries to sneak up on her.
39762 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2019
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Playing truth or dare
39745 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2019
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Poll: Only 7% of Voters Back Wall Funding to End Shutdown
39739 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019
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LOL!!
39735 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2019
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When she pulls the thread tight on this perfect denim seam repair 👌
39724 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2019
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What is the "it's not a bug, it's a feature" of your existence?
39721 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2019
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He’s no ordinary citizen.....
39660 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2019
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Is it really that obvious?
39646 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019
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TheOnion
39626 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019
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You can train your brain to form good habits – like going to the gym and eating healthily – simply by repeating actions until they stick, regardless of how much satisfaction you get from it, according to new research using computer simulations of digital rodents.
39610 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2019
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TIL that the perfect length of a vacation is eight days. Longer vacations have no benefits. Experts say you need to take more vacations rather than longer vacations.
39586 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2019
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ruined. taken from r/creepypms
39583 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2019
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My mother, who I barley see due to college, decided to come up for my 20th. She also never truly played a video game in her life, and beat me and some CPUs at Mario Party. I just couldn't help but feel happy and proud for her when she won
39574 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2019
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The English language
39574 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2019
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Most Americans would rather spend the $5 billion Trump is demanding for the border wall on infrastructure, education, or healthcare
39568 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019
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Odd phrasing, but ok.
39553 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2019
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What is a song that you consider to be perfect?
39552 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019
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TIL that printer companies implement programmed obsolescence by embedding chips into ink cartridges that force them to stop printing after a set expiration date, even if there is ink remaining.
39536 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019
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Hey reddit, all of your encouragement inspired me to make a website to take commissions for my skull carvings! I can't thank you enough for your support! Link and info in comments
39533 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019
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Winning an argument with your doggo
39503 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019
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Inflicting life-long disfigurement on yourself is never a good idea.
39498 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2019
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Trump's State of the Union address is still not happening Tuesday despite shutdown ending, Pelosi says
39482 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2019
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Its a difficult choice to make.
39471 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2019
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This Egyptian that looks like Kanye West
39469 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019
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Longest government shutdown in history
39469 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2019
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AOC quotes the bible after Sarah Sanders tells her to leave climate change to God: ‘God says to serve and protect creation’
39468 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2019
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John McAfee calls taxes 'illegal,' says it's been 8 years since he filed a return
39464 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2019
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This guy has some serious strength!
39451 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2019
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Smells like teen spirit
39445 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019
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McConnell blocks Senate Democrats' move to reopen government
39435 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2019
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This tinned peach half in syrup looks like a massive cracked egg.
39431 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2019
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Pablo's Escoburgers restaurant draws backlash for name, serving hamburger with line of fake cocaine
39429 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019
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hmmm
39391 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019
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Black PhD student arrested for "stealing" his own car and getting beaten by police, wins settlement
39391 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2019