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Reddit (Jan 2019)

  1. Old couple try to take our seats on a plane.

    40995 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2019

  2. Puppy accidentally sploots

    40988 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2019

  3. SPIDER-MAN: FAR FROM HOME DEBUT TRAILER

    40942 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2019

  4. Do you hear "I'm a paper chaser" or "I'm a big fucking slut"

    40920 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2019

  5. He never leaves my side as soon as I’m home from my treatments!

    40918 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2019

  6. Too much beauty in one picture

    40912 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019

  7. You’re in a world where everything is the same, but it’s illegal for minors to appear in movies and TV so adults have played all the roles of children in everything. What do you watch first?

    40875 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019

  8. Newborn Wagler’s pit viper

    40862 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019

  9. Skyrim

    40851 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2019

  10. please does any one else’s cat do this bc it makes me die every time

    40847 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2019

  11. I like to think I was smooth 2nd year uni.

    40842 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2019

  12. Group of girls harass guy and his family, and one gets creamed

    40808 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2019

  13. Homer Simpson hiding in my rug

    40729 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2019

  14. [Breath of the Wild] I dropped the orb off the plateau on Eventide Island with no path back to the top. This is what I came up with.

    40718 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2019

  15. A show about a guy dating multiple women at once, watched by women who hate guys that date multiple women at once.

    40678 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2019

  16. My fiance is out of town and wanted pics of "the belly", what a derp

    40673 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019

  17. The way my hard hat blends in with the sky

    40619 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019

  18. We’re ready for bed!

    40613 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019

  19. Holy sh!t he actually did it.

    40606 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2019

  20. The inside of the pizza box was a tuxedo.

    40598 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019

  21. Saw this beauty today

    40577 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2019

  22. Google Maps will now display speed limits for its Android and iOS apps

    40547 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019

  23. Despite overwhelming scientific evidence that vaccines are safe and effective in preventing childhood diseases, a significant minority remains skeptical, such as the anti-vax movement. Mathematicians show this may be due to "hysteresis", where an effect persists despite changed initial conditions.

    40540 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2019

  24. Explosion in Paris, minutes ago

    40538 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2019

  25. Bro

    40524 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2019

  26. ;(

    40520 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2019

  27. SmellyOctopus gets a copyright claim from 'CD Baby' on a private test stream for his own voice

    40503 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019

  28. Choosing Beggar Couple attempts to steal my seats at the theatre

    40487 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2019

  29. 2 guys 1 ticket

    40471 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2019

  30. Skilled excavator driver attempting the lighter trick

    40453 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2019

  31. True walk of shame

    40406 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2019

  32. That anti-vaxxer just got roasted

    40397 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019

  33. Saw this on Facebook and thought it was great!

    40387 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2019

  34. thong sandals brah

    40381 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019

  35. Donald Trump to Be Investigated by Multiple Congressional Committees Over Report He Directed Michael Cohen Lie Under Oath

    40349 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2019

  36. Robert Downey Jr tweeted this at Chris Evans. I'd watch that remake of Snow White.

    40340 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2019

  37. Cohen responds to report on poll rigging: 'What I did was at the direction of and for the sole benefit of' Trump

    40338 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019

  38. The US may have entered a “post-truth” era, but Australia may not have. Past research on people in the US about their views on politicians who frequently bend the truth found that fact-checking had little impact, whereas a new study found that for Australians it did change their political opinions.

    40330 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2019

  39. She prefers to be treated like the lady that she is

    40308 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019

  40. Selife goals

    40295 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019

  41. Baby wolf, not mine sadly

    40287 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2019

  42. Sweet Victory.

    40277 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2019

  43. Nearly half of Americans say they have no confidence 'at all' in Trump: poll

    40256 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2019

  44. The oldest 'teen' in the United States has died. Press F.

    40208 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019

  45. Smart boi gets an A

    40200 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2019

  46. Ash calling pikachu ‘pikachu’ is the equivalent of somebody naming their dog ‘dog’.

    40200 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019

  47. Sir James Dyson relocates his head office to Singapore despite voting for Brexit and backing a no deal

    40140 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2019

  48. Morning chills

    40116 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2019

  49. TIL during WWII, American POWs in Japan had a 40% chance of dying compared to American POWs in Germany who had a 1% chance of dying.

    40084 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019

  50. In Up (2009), Dug is the only dog to successfully track down the Tropical Bird because he is the only Hunting Dog (Golden Retriever). All the others are Guard Dog breeds.

    40083 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2019

  51. Everyone shits. It’s just a bathroom.

    40064 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019

  52. no, no, no, how about I bitch slap you

    40064 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2019

  53. I'll have the hamberder please

    40032 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2019

  54. And he only serves us junk food.

    40029 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2019

  55. LPT: If you're cancelling your internet/cable and wish to avoid the elongated attempts to keep you, just tell them you're changing jobs and that your new employer will be paying for all services. They should skip right along to the cancellation!

    39973 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2019

  56. The 15 hottest places in the World yesterday were all in Australia

    39972 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2019

  57. TIL In medieval times, it was a common practice in the battlefield to NOT kill warriors who wore particularly strong armor. Such warriors were captured instead, and then a ransom was demanded, because only 'well off' warriors wore such good armor.

    39926 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019

  58. Don't talk to me and my son/son/daughter and our guns ever again

    39906 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2019

  59. Making a GIF: Expectations vs. Reality

    39903 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019

  60. Nurse showing newspaper headline about Polio Vaccine to a man on chest respirator due to polio. 1955

    39882 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019

  61. Elizabeth Warren's wealth tax would cost Jeff Bezos $4.1 billion in first year

    39879 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2019

  62. It's always darkest before the dawn

    39859 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019

  63. ‘BlacKkKlansman’ Returning to Theaters After Six Oscar Nominations, Expanding to Over 150 Theaters This Week

    39852 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019

  64. The world's top 26 billionaires now own as much as the poorest 3.8 billion. Global wealth inequality widened last year as billionaires increased their fortunes by $2.5 billion per day, anti-poverty campaigner Oxfam said in a new report.

    39847 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2019

  65. Pork chop sandwiches!

    39822 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019

  66. Dems Call For Revoking Kushner's Security Clearance

    39806 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2019

  67. Mama snow leopard acting scared when a little hunter tries to sneak up on her.

    39762 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2019

  68. Playing truth or dare

    39745 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2019

  69. Poll: Only 7% of Voters Back Wall Funding to End Shutdown

    39739 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019

  70. LOL!!

    39735 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2019

  71. When she pulls the thread tight on this perfect denim seam repair 👌

    39724 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2019

  72. What is the "it's not a bug, it's a feature" of your existence?

    39721 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2019

  73. He’s no ordinary citizen.....

    39660 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2019

  74. Is it really that obvious?

    39646 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019

  75. TheOnion

    39626 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019

  76. You can train your brain to form good habits – like going to the gym and eating healthily – simply by repeating actions until they stick, regardless of how much satisfaction you get from it, according to new research using computer simulations of digital rodents.

    39610 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2019

  77. TIL that the perfect length of a vacation is eight days. Longer vacations have no benefits. Experts say you need to take more vacations rather than longer vacations.

    39586 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2019

  78. ruined. taken from r/creepypms

    39583 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2019

  79. My mother, who I barley see due to college, decided to come up for my 20th. She also never truly played a video game in her life, and beat me and some CPUs at Mario Party. I just couldn't help but feel happy and proud for her when she won

    39574 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2019

  80. The English language

    39574 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2019

  81. Most Americans would rather spend the $5 billion Trump is demanding for the border wall on infrastructure, education, or healthcare

    39568 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019

  82. Odd phrasing, but ok.

    39553 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2019

  83. What is a song that you consider to be perfect?

    39552 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019

  84. TIL that printer companies implement programmed obsolescence by embedding chips into ink cartridges that force them to stop printing after a set expiration date, even if there is ink remaining.

    39536 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019

  85. Hey reddit, all of your encouragement inspired me to make a website to take commissions for my skull carvings! I can't thank you enough for your support! Link and info in comments

    39533 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019

  86. Winning an argument with your doggo

    39503 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019

  87. Inflicting life-long disfigurement on yourself is never a good idea.

    39498 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2019

  88. Trump's State of the Union address is still not happening Tuesday despite shutdown ending, Pelosi says

    39482 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2019

  89. Its a difficult choice to make.

    39471 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2019

  90. This Egyptian that looks like Kanye West

    39469 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019

  91. Longest government shutdown in history

    39469 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2019

  92. AOC quotes the bible after Sarah Sanders tells her to leave climate change to God: ‘God says to serve and protect creation’

    39468 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2019

  93. John McAfee calls taxes 'illegal,' says it's been 8 years since he filed a return

    39464 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2019

  94. This guy has some serious strength!

    39451 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2019

  95. Smells like teen spirit

    39445 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019

  96. McConnell blocks Senate Democrats' move to reopen government

    39435 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2019

  97. This tinned peach half in syrup looks like a massive cracked egg.

    39431 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2019

  98. Pablo's Escoburgers restaurant draws backlash for name, serving hamburger with line of fake cocaine

    39429 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019

  99. hmmm

    39391 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019

  100. Black PhD student arrested for "stealing" his own car and getting beaten by police, wins settlement

    39391 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2019