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Reddit (Jan 2019)

  1. So, I redrew modern Mario with a classic Mario palette and style. The stuff of nightmares

    31430 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019

  2. This just barely happened on r/gaming and it warmed my heart to see

    31412 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019

  3. I mean at least she's honest?:/

    31409 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2019

  4. I just realized I could let the shower warm up before stepping in

    31387 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2019

  5. Security camera recorded this guy knocking on my door late at night. What is this in his hand?

    31380 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2019

  6. Trump defends Soviet Union's 1979 invasion of Afghanistan

    31372 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2019

  7. What Pavlovian response have you developed?

    31357 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019

  8. Girls gang up on this guy, then guy fights back.

    31327 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2019

  9. Apple: You can't sue us for slowing down your iPhones because you, er, invited us into, uh, your home... we can explain

    31292 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2019

  10. Dog isn’t allowed in baby’s room; also doesn’t know there is a camera installed.

    31273 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019

  11. Russian car prank

    31258 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2019

  12. Hmmm

    31249 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019

  13. 🔥 Baby axolotl swimming 🔥

    31225 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2019

  14. My best photo of 2018.

    31213 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019

  15. Nutmeg, the world’s oldest cat, celebrating his 31st birthday (104 in human years)

    31171 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019

  16. Using crayons to decorate a table

    31166 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2019

  17. TIL that "Every Breath You Take" by The Police is supposed to be about someone obsessed with a lost lover, and who stalks them. Sting, who wrote it, is troubled by how many people think it is a love song.

    31159 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2019

  18. Word from the wise

    31143 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019

  19. Charles Rucker, the Home Depot employee fired for confronting a racist customer last year, has a new job helping parolees find jobs "I'm Happy Here."

    31131 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019

  20. Found on r/justneckbeardthings

    31109 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2019

  21. Obstacle course racing needs to be in the olympics

    31097 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019

  22. Immediate fossil fuel phaseout could arrest climate change: New study found that if all fossil fuel infrastructure (power plants, factories, vehicles, ships and planes) from now on are replaced by zero-carbon alternatives at the end of their useful lives, there is a 64% chance of staying under 1.5C.

    31095 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2019

  23. TIL that in his famous scene in ‘The Shining’, the crew made a fake door for Jack Nicholson to break through, but had to replace it with a real door as the fake one broke too quickly due to Jack previously being a Fire Marshall.

    31084 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2019

  24. Is this the Krusty Crab?

    31063 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2019

  25. Elliot the Maine Coon got the results of his DNA test from Ancestry......

    31059 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2019

  26. Ryan still tryna control Kelly 🤷🏻‍♂️

    31056 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019

  27. Dark Samus Cosplay

    31049 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2019

  28. Everyone obsessing over that damn Instagram egg is forgetting the only egg that matters

    31047 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2019

  29. My god, this is beautiful

    31040 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2019

  30. It's all about tactics

    31039 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019

  31. Crispy is just crunchy but thin.

    31024 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2019

  32. Celebrating with the kids too

    31021 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019

  33. China says its 2018 trade surplus with the US was $323 billion — the highest it's ever recorded

    31015 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2019

  34. Dragging a coffee cup

    31003 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2019

  35. The Vice President's wife, Karen Pence, is working at a school that bans LGBTQ employees and students -- "the school says it will refuse admission to students who participate in or condone homosexual activity...and makes employment candidates sign a pledge not to engage in homosexual activity"

    30974 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2019

  36. Apple is going to sell its Apple TV service on Samsung TVs, because Apple wants to be a service company: Tim Cook can’t just rely on Apple customers anymore — he needs to sell things to people who don’t buy Apple products.

    30963 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2019

  37. Icing a Mario cookie.

    30961 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019

  38. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: A system that allows billionaires to exist alongside extreme poverty is immoral

    30951 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2019

  39. First openly bisexual senator forgoes the bible and has Mike Pence swear her in on a lawbook

    30940 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2019

  40. Cracked open a nice 18 year old tube of sealant

    30937 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2019

  41. 41 year old Liv Tyler for Triumph

    30935 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2019

  42. Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep!!!

    30933 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019

  43. Denver International Airport addressing the rumors

    30926 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019

  44. This guy is my spirit animal.

    30918 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2019

  45. This tennis ball collector.

    30901 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2019

  46. Seriously pull yourself together

    30901 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019

  47. Hi I am Stevie Wonder and you're watching the Disney channel

    30895 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2019

  48. Yay

    30891 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2019

  49. A shark eating a human thinking it’s a seal is the equivalent of a human eating a raisin cookie thinking it was chocolate chip

    30854 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2019

  50. Footprints left by a ladybird.

    30843 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2019

  51. Following the logic of Peter Parker getting bitten by a radioactive spider and becoming Spiderman, what's the best radioactive animal to get bitten by?

    30842 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019

  52. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    30814 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2019

  53. Blind kid throws the ceremonial first pitch for the Diamondbacks

    30809 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2019

  54. White Supremacist Pleads Guilty to Killing Black Man in New York to Start a ‘Race War’

    30787 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019

  55. Punctuations guys.

    30777 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019

  56. Not mine but made me smile

    30770 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2019

  57. I hope it Spiderman 🕷

    30767 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2019

  58. Nancy Pelosi Elected Speaker as Democrats Take Control of House

    30765 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019

  59. Saints fans file lawsuit to replay NFC championship game after missed call | Sport

    30763 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2019

  60. UPDATE: My grand daughter (7) told me her father (30, son-in-law) was sexually abusing her, and her mother (31 daughter) knows!

    30762 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2019

  61. The Silver Snipers

    30731 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019

  62. Let me just endanger a bunch of people because I'm a rebel.

    30715 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019

  63. Negotiating with terrorists

    30704 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2019

  64. Never appreciated....

    30697 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2019

  65. I searched the entire house for Molly, then I looked up.

    30661 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019

  66. TIFU by making an "undercover/underage alcohol buyer" cry while they were testing a restaurant for compliance.

    30654 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2019

  67. Wholesome staff

    30647 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2019

  68. Welcome to Aperture Laboratories

    30634 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2019

  69. Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein, who oversees Mueller probe, to leave Justice Department

    30612 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019

  70. Second man found dead in California home of Democratic donor Ed Buck

    30609 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2019

  71. The shell tho

    30588 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2019

  72. Had a duck nesting under our window for about 2 months now. The babies finally hatched!

    30558 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2019

  73. House floor erupts after lawmaker shouts ‘Go back to Puerto Rico’

    30524 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019

  74. What was your "I cant believe this is happening right now" moment of your life ?

    30521 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2019

  75. [Image] Brian Chesky, founder and CEO of Airbnb, letting you know that they didn't build a $30B company overnight.

    30518 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019

  76. When you put all your points in self-confidence

    30514 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2019

  77. Someone donated a Psyduck to the natural history museum

    30509 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2019

  78. How I assume lesbian threesomes work.

    30499 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019

  79. I was having a bad day until my dad sent me this

    30498 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019

  80. It has been returned!

    30497 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2019

  81. TV Ratings: Democrats' Response to Trump Speech Outdraws President in Early Numbers

    30493 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019

  82. Today I learned about a Dutch bicycle company that put pictures of TVs on their bike boxes to prevent damage while shipping. Doing so saw an 80% decrease in damage.

    30484 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2019

  83. That's some impressive progress

    30482 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2019

  84. Fresh from Messenger...

    30464 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2019

  85. My pal was running around in Los Feliz, CA and ran into a gentleman that confiscated his phone. He told them "I'm taking control of this situation. Utterly."

    30458 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2019

  86. Whaaaat?

    30455 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2019

  87. The handsome Jimmy waking up from a nap

    30450 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2019

  88. Female police = bad police?

    30430 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2019

  89. She found a loophole

    30428 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2019

  90. Level 35 Law Degree

    30411 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2019

  91. Everyone is human, and capable of feeling the same emotions

    30411 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2019

  92. Slippers slapping away on the concrete

    30382 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2019

  93. Original snoopy and Charlie Brown

    30366 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2019

  94. I'll admit, I watched it twice, and then some...

    30354 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019

  95. Baby hippo charges cameraman

    30350 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2019

  96. "Low energy": Trump works less than most Americans

    30348 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2019

  97. The Wall

    30333 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2019

  98. Cutest father son picture I've ever seen.

    30323 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2019

  99. In 2016, we reached peak Speedrunning.

    30295 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019

  100. How does one manage to so consistently fuck up?

    30294 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2019