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Reddit (Jan 2019)
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So, I redrew modern Mario with a classic Mario palette and style. The stuff of nightmares
31430 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019
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This just barely happened on r/gaming and it warmed my heart to see
31412 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019
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I mean at least she's honest?:/
31409 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2019
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I just realized I could let the shower warm up before stepping in
31387 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2019
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Security camera recorded this guy knocking on my door late at night. What is this in his hand?
31380 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2019
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Trump defends Soviet Union's 1979 invasion of Afghanistan
31372 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2019
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What Pavlovian response have you developed?
31357 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019
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Girls gang up on this guy, then guy fights back.
31327 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2019
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Apple: You can't sue us for slowing down your iPhones because you, er, invited us into, uh, your home... we can explain
31292 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2019
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Dog isn’t allowed in baby’s room; also doesn’t know there is a camera installed.
31273 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019
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Russian car prank
31258 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2019
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Hmmm
31249 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019
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🔥 Baby axolotl swimming 🔥
31225 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2019
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My best photo of 2018.
31213 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019
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Nutmeg, the world’s oldest cat, celebrating his 31st birthday (104 in human years)
31171 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019
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Using crayons to decorate a table
31166 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2019
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TIL that "Every Breath You Take" by The Police is supposed to be about someone obsessed with a lost lover, and who stalks them. Sting, who wrote it, is troubled by how many people think it is a love song.
31159 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2019
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Word from the wise
31143 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019
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Charles Rucker, the Home Depot employee fired for confronting a racist customer last year, has a new job helping parolees find jobs "I'm Happy Here."
31131 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019
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Found on r/justneckbeardthings
31109 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2019
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Obstacle course racing needs to be in the olympics
31097 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019
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Immediate fossil fuel phaseout could arrest climate change: New study found that if all fossil fuel infrastructure (power plants, factories, vehicles, ships and planes) from now on are replaced by zero-carbon alternatives at the end of their useful lives, there is a 64% chance of staying under 1.5C.
31095 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2019
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TIL that in his famous scene in ‘The Shining’, the crew made a fake door for Jack Nicholson to break through, but had to replace it with a real door as the fake one broke too quickly due to Jack previously being a Fire Marshall.
31084 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2019
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Is this the Krusty Crab?
31063 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2019
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Elliot the Maine Coon got the results of his DNA test from Ancestry......
31059 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2019
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Ryan still tryna control Kelly 🤷🏻♂️
31056 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019
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Dark Samus Cosplay
31049 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2019
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Everyone obsessing over that damn Instagram egg is forgetting the only egg that matters
31047 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2019
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My god, this is beautiful
31040 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2019
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It's all about tactics
31039 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019
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Crispy is just crunchy but thin.
31024 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2019
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Celebrating with the kids too
31021 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019
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China says its 2018 trade surplus with the US was $323 billion — the highest it's ever recorded
31015 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2019
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Dragging a coffee cup
31003 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2019
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The Vice President's wife, Karen Pence, is working at a school that bans LGBTQ employees and students -- "the school says it will refuse admission to students who participate in or condone homosexual activity...and makes employment candidates sign a pledge not to engage in homosexual activity"
30974 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2019
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Apple is going to sell its Apple TV service on Samsung TVs, because Apple wants to be a service company: Tim Cook can’t just rely on Apple customers anymore — he needs to sell things to people who don’t buy Apple products.
30963 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2019
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Icing a Mario cookie.
30961 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: A system that allows billionaires to exist alongside extreme poverty is immoral
30951 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2019
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First openly bisexual senator forgoes the bible and has Mike Pence swear her in on a lawbook
30940 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2019
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Cracked open a nice 18 year old tube of sealant
30937 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2019
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41 year old Liv Tyler for Triumph
30935 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2019
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Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep!!!
30933 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019
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Denver International Airport addressing the rumors
30926 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019
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This guy is my spirit animal.
30918 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2019
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This tennis ball collector.
30901 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2019
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Seriously pull yourself together
30901 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019
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Hi I am Stevie Wonder and you're watching the Disney channel
30895 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2019
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Yay
30891 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2019
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A shark eating a human thinking it’s a seal is the equivalent of a human eating a raisin cookie thinking it was chocolate chip
30854 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2019
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Footprints left by a ladybird.
30843 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2019
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Following the logic of Peter Parker getting bitten by a radioactive spider and becoming Spiderman, what's the best radioactive animal to get bitten by?
30842 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
30814 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2019
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Blind kid throws the ceremonial first pitch for the Diamondbacks
30809 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2019
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White Supremacist Pleads Guilty to Killing Black Man in New York to Start a ‘Race War’
30787 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019
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Punctuations guys.
30777 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019
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Not mine but made me smile
30770 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2019
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I hope it Spiderman 🕷
30767 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2019
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Nancy Pelosi Elected Speaker as Democrats Take Control of House
30765 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019
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Saints fans file lawsuit to replay NFC championship game after missed call | Sport
30763 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2019
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UPDATE: My grand daughter (7) told me her father (30, son-in-law) was sexually abusing her, and her mother (31 daughter) knows!
30762 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2019
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The Silver Snipers
30731 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019
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Let me just endanger a bunch of people because I'm a rebel.
30715 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019
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Negotiating with terrorists
30704 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2019
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Never appreciated....
30697 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2019
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I searched the entire house for Molly, then I looked up.
30661 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019
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TIFU by making an "undercover/underage alcohol buyer" cry while they were testing a restaurant for compliance.
30654 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2019
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Wholesome staff
30647 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2019
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Welcome to Aperture Laboratories
30634 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2019
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Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein, who oversees Mueller probe, to leave Justice Department
30612 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019
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Second man found dead in California home of Democratic donor Ed Buck
30609 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2019
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The shell tho
30588 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2019
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Had a duck nesting under our window for about 2 months now. The babies finally hatched!
30558 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2019
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House floor erupts after lawmaker shouts ‘Go back to Puerto Rico’
30524 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019
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What was your "I cant believe this is happening right now" moment of your life ?
30521 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2019
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[Image] Brian Chesky, founder and CEO of Airbnb, letting you know that they didn't build a $30B company overnight.
30518 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019
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When you put all your points in self-confidence
30514 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2019
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Someone donated a Psyduck to the natural history museum
30509 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2019
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How I assume lesbian threesomes work.
30499 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019
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I was having a bad day until my dad sent me this
30498 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019
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It has been returned!
30497 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2019
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TV Ratings: Democrats' Response to Trump Speech Outdraws President in Early Numbers
30493 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019
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Today I learned about a Dutch bicycle company that put pictures of TVs on their bike boxes to prevent damage while shipping. Doing so saw an 80% decrease in damage.
30484 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2019
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That's some impressive progress
30482 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2019
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Fresh from Messenger...
30464 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2019
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My pal was running around in Los Feliz, CA and ran into a gentleman that confiscated his phone. He told them "I'm taking control of this situation. Utterly."
30458 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2019
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Whaaaat?
30455 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2019
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The handsome Jimmy waking up from a nap
30450 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2019
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Female police = bad police?
30430 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2019
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She found a loophole
30428 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2019
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Level 35 Law Degree
30411 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2019
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Everyone is human, and capable of feeling the same emotions
30411 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2019
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Slippers slapping away on the concrete
30382 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2019
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Original snoopy and Charlie Brown
30366 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2019
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I'll admit, I watched it twice, and then some...
30354 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019
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Baby hippo charges cameraman
30350 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2019
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"Low energy": Trump works less than most Americans
30348 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2019
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The Wall
30333 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2019
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Cutest father son picture I've ever seen.
30323 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2019
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In 2016, we reached peak Speedrunning.
30295 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019
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How does one manage to so consistently fuck up?
30294 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2019