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Reddit (Jan 2019)
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TIFU by swallowing my little sister’s birthday present
39390 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2019
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Keep a Left-Eye open for yourself 😉
39376 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2019
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Finally a new format!! Invest now!
39370 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2019
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Dogs aren’t just man’s best friend it turns out
39358 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2019
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Adults sleep better while being gently rocked. In an overnight study, participants fell asleep faster, slept more deeply, and woke up less in beds that rocked them throughout the night.
39344 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2019
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From 'Spectre' to 'Blade Runner 2049': Dave Bautista's Unpredictability Is His Biggest Strength
39343 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2019
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Cameron Diaz. Dark hair really suited her.
39341 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2019
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TIL that on his 20th birthday, comedian Bill Murray joked about having two bombs in his luggage but instead was caught smuggling ten pounds of marijuana. He was convicted and sentenced to probation.
39339 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019
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We all know a Ross. Don't be like Ross.
39325 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019
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Sad Max
39322 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2019
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Together we are strong 😂
39318 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019
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Good guy
39304 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2019
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These plants are photosynthesising underwater and producing an excess of oxygen through their leaves in the form of small bubbles which is called pearling.
39304 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019
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Trump tried to illegally withhold disaster relief money from Puerto Rico
39301 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019
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Wholesome dad
39285 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2019
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Boyfriend (30m) and I (22m) were mugged. He sprinted off and left me alone with mugger. He claims he was running for help but I didn't hear from him for over an hour. Just wondering how bad I should blow up his shit?
39279 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2019
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You saw that too, right!?
39199 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019
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If you were given the chance to start your life over at age 10 right now, but still retain all of your current knowledge and memories, would you? Why or why not?
39194 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2019
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I got dibs
39173 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez says "no question" Trump is a racist in 60 Minutes interview
39165 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2019
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Scumbag from my high school was found guilty of sexually assaulting a 6 year old girl and there's no punishment due to his grades and career prospects.
39155 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2019
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Hop on children, let's go on a magic trip
39134 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2019
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Ladies, what's the weirdest fetish a guy has dropped on you all of a sudden with little to no warning? Were you with it or...against it?
39117 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2019
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Guy charging his phone on the bus
39114 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2019
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Native American Vietnam Veteran Speaks Out After MAGA Hat-Wearing Teens Harass Him
39110 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019
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The only reason to live that long
39087 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019
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Donald Trump Admits He Didn't Read Intelligence Report, Then Criticizes Reporting On It
39080 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2019
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Imagine being so angry at the thought of people giving people water
39068 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019
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I got out of the shower around 10pm and heard a noise downstairs. I thought it was my wife fumbling around in the dark, until I saw she was snuggling with one of the kids, in bed (upstairs). At this point, my heart is racing, so I go grab my phone, just in case I need it, and went to explore...
39045 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019
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Mexicans stealing Fuel from a pipeline when some smokers show up. results in a huge explosion.
39006 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019
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nature ♥️
38997 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2019
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: Hypocritical Republicans Forgive Trump's Sexual Assault, but Outraged by Tlaib's Swearing
38983 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019
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A not so distant future
38933 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2019
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Senior lab rings a bell when he senses the potty training dog needs to go outside.
38932 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019
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“i trusted you all”
38927 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2019
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All I can think about when people say Apple is releasing a car
38927 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2019
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Peta making stupid and false claims about Australian sheep farms
38908 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2019
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[31M] Husband cheated on [27F] me with his fit and skinny gym friend
38893 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2019
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Cutting through clay with a wire to reveal art
38788 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019
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Robert Mueller's probe extends to NRA
38787 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2019
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Since last YEAR
38761 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2019
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hmmm
38753 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2019
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BBC made Russell Howard rewrite a joke - in case it offended Isis
38748 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2019
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CNN legal analyst Areva Martin accuses David Webb of ‘white privilege’ before learning he’s black
38740 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2019
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Our belly buttons are basically the same thing as holes the in fruit, where the stem goes.
38729 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2019
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Every single match
38726 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2019
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Cat beard
38724 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019
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TIL that Dr. Martin Luther King jr was allowed to attend Morehouse college at the age of 15 due to a classroom shortage of students brought on by world war II. He was still required to pass the college entrance exams which he did at only 15 years old.
38723 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019
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What are some “girl secrets” guys don’t know about?
38721 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2019
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Just the way it spins
38708 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2019
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Hairdressers of reddit. Do you notice when your clients are not happy with their hair but are still trying to be polite? What do feel in these moments?
38696 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2019
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It's Now Clear None of the Supposed Benefits of Killing Net Neutrality Are Real - Network investment is down, layoffs abound, and networks are falling apart. This isn’t the glorious future Ajit Pai promised.
38692 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2019
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Dollhouse
38690 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2019
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Surely, I can't be the only one who has noticed this date
38676 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2019
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Unexpected eye
38673 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2019
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Granny with the roast
38660 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2019
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Staying all together to clear the way for the Ambulance
38654 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2019
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Trump Repeatedly Discussed Withdrawing U.S. From NATO: NYT
38629 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2019
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TIL that in 1974 Elvis Presley expressed interest in covering Dolly Parton's "I will always love you". She was initially was thrilled about the proposal, however when she found out she would have to sign over half of the royalties to Elvis she refused.
38621 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2019
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4 years ago today happened the Charlie Hebdo attack
38618 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2019
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Hulu drops to just $5.99 per month after Netflix’s price hikes
38610 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019
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PETA hates blind people
38605 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2019
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Gay guy in a modern tv show starterpack
38589 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019
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Elijah Wood and Scarlett Johansson, 1993/4
38578 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019
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Kid picks fight with an adult protagonist style. Gets side-character'd
38578 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2019
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Taco trucks would make a lot more money if they drove around like ice cream trucks blasting mariachi music
38572 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019
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TIL The most recent of Wayne Gretzky's 60 NHL records was set some time after his 1999 retirement. His points-per-game average of 1.921 was second only to Mario Lemieux (2.005), who later came out of retirement and lowered his own average, moving Gretzky to the number 1 spot
38571 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2019
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After 7 long years I'm finally cancer free!
38563 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019
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Long exposure photo of a Falcon 9 rocket launch and its reflection; the symmetry makes this my favorite image I've shot to date!
38514 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019
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We had a Smash tournament on New Year's Eve and I won this trophy!
38490 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2019
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Pregnant women who get a flu shot protect not only themselves, but also their developing baby, finds a new study. The findings support the importance of pregnant women receiving the influenza vaccine.
38479 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2019
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Dat bear
38471 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019
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Climate-change deniers are a danger to our security - “It is long past the time to challenge, confront, debunk and frankly, embarrass, adults who’d rather adopt some tribal identification than solve a pressing and all-too-real danger to the country.”
38450 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2019
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Antidepressants
38436 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2019
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Our toasting with toast tradition continues! Happy 2019!
38396 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2019
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Trump Touts Border Wall In San Antonio, Which Has No Wall And Isn't On The Border
38386 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2019
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What is something that is considered as "normal" but is actually unhealthy, toxic, unfair or unethical?
38379 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2019
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Trump’s Social Media Photos Reportedly Altered to Make Him Look Thinner and His Hands Bigger
38368 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2019
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The Senate will decide my fate
38353 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019
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Your package has been delivered.
38351 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2019
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I often substitute teach at a small farm town nearby. Here’s the Ag’s class current “project.” She was born premature, close to 2 lbs, when most are born closer to 10 lbs.
38350 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2019
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Stabbed Polish mayor dies in hospital
38343 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2019
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Total stranger came and braided my hair while I’m in the hospital after I asked for help in a beauty Facebook group.
38339 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2019
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🔥 Octopus carries coconut shell for protection 🔥
38310 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2019
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Penguin Indiana Jones
38307 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2019
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What crazy ass story do you need to tell?
38307 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019
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What a cute smile of this baby😍😍😍
38304 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2019
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Sometimes kids have to learn the hard way
38298 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2019
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Scientists have long known that some beaked whales beach themselves and die in agony after exposure to naval sonar, and now they know why: the giant sea mammals suffer decompression sickness, just like scuba divers
38277 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019
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Unpaid Fyre Fest caterer in Bahamas gets over $90,000 in donations after doc profiles scam
38262 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2019
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A dance-off for the ages broke out in Philly
38260 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2019
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Why you do this to me??? / All is forgiven :)
38239 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2019
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Venezuela's top military envoy to the United States has defected to support the opposition leader and calls for more to follow
38234 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2019
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Affirmations
38194 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2019
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My friend set her cat’s food on a timer. All he does all day is wait for the food gods to bless him
38179 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2019
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Parents, when did you realize your kid might be terminally stupid?
38168 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2019
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DAMn that's interesting
38162 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2019
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New York Convicted a White Supremacist as a Terrorist for the First Time, and it’s Exactly What 2019 Needs
38144 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2019
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Google to Remove Apps That Require Call Log, SMS Permission From Play Store
38141 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2019
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I would love that if it happens
38115 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019