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Reddit (Jan 2019)

  1. TIFU by swallowing my little sister’s birthday present

    39390 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2019

  2. Keep a Left-Eye open for yourself 😉

    39376 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2019

  3. Finally a new format!! Invest now!

    39370 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2019

  4. Dogs aren’t just man’s best friend it turns out

    39358 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2019

  5. Adults sleep better while being gently rocked. In an overnight study, participants fell asleep faster, slept more deeply, and woke up less in beds that rocked them throughout the night.

    39344 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2019

  6. From 'Spectre' to 'Blade Runner 2049': Dave Bautista's Unpredictability Is His Biggest Strength

    39343 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2019

  7. Cameron Diaz. Dark hair really suited her.

    39341 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2019

  8. TIL that on his 20th birthday, comedian Bill Murray joked about having two bombs in his luggage but instead was caught smuggling ten pounds of marijuana. He was convicted and sentenced to probation.

    39339 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019

  9. We all know a Ross. Don't be like Ross.

    39325 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019

  10. Sad Max

    39322 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2019

  11. Together we are strong 😂

    39318 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019

  12. Good guy

    39304 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2019

  13. These plants are photosynthesising underwater and producing an excess of oxygen through their leaves in the form of small bubbles which is called pearling.

    39304 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019

  14. Trump tried to illegally withhold disaster relief money from Puerto Rico

    39301 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019

  15. Wholesome dad

    39285 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2019

  16. Boyfriend (30m) and I (22m) were mugged. He sprinted off and left me alone with mugger. He claims he was running for help but I didn't hear from him for over an hour. Just wondering how bad I should blow up his shit?

    39279 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2019

  17. You saw that too, right!?

    39199 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019

  18. If you were given the chance to start your life over at age 10 right now, but still retain all of your current knowledge and memories, would you? Why or why not?

    39194 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2019

  19. I got dibs

    39173 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019

  20. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez says "no question" Trump is a racist in 60 Minutes interview

    39165 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2019

  21. Scumbag from my high school was found guilty of sexually assaulting a 6 year old girl and there's no punishment due to his grades and career prospects.

    39155 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2019

  22. Hop on children, let's go on a magic trip

    39134 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2019

  23. Ladies, what's the weirdest fetish a guy has dropped on you all of a sudden with little to no warning? Were you with it or...against it?

    39117 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2019

  24. Guy charging his phone on the bus

    39114 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2019

  25. Native American Vietnam Veteran Speaks Out After MAGA Hat-Wearing Teens Harass Him

    39110 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019

  26. The only reason to live that long

    39087 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019

  27. Donald Trump Admits He Didn't Read Intelligence Report, Then Criticizes Reporting On It

    39080 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2019

  28. Imagine being so angry at the thought of people giving people water

    39068 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019

  29. I got out of the shower around 10pm and heard a noise downstairs. I thought it was my wife fumbling around in the dark, until I saw she was snuggling with one of the kids, in bed (upstairs). At this point, my heart is racing, so I go grab my phone, just in case I need it, and went to explore...

    39045 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019

  30. Mexicans stealing Fuel from a pipeline when some smokers show up. results in a huge explosion.

    39006 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019

  31. nature ♥️

    38997 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2019

  32. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: Hypocritical Republicans Forgive Trump's Sexual Assault, but Outraged by Tlaib's Swearing

    38983 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019

  33. A not so distant future

    38933 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2019

  34. Senior lab rings a bell when he senses the potty training dog needs to go outside.

    38932 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019

  35. “i trusted you all”

    38927 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2019

  36. All I can think about when people say Apple is releasing a car

    38927 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2019

  37. Peta making stupid and false claims about Australian sheep farms

    38908 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2019

  38. [31M] Husband cheated on [27F] me with his fit and skinny gym friend

    38893 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2019

  39. Cutting through clay with a wire to reveal art

    38788 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019

  40. Robert Mueller's probe extends to NRA

    38787 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2019

  41. Since last YEAR

    38761 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2019

  42. hmmm

    38753 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2019

  43. BBC made Russell Howard rewrite a joke - in case it offended Isis

    38748 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2019

  44. CNN legal analyst Areva Martin accuses David Webb of ‘white privilege’ before learning he’s black

    38740 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2019

  45. Our belly buttons are basically the same thing as holes the in fruit, where the stem goes.

    38729 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2019

  46. Every single match

    38726 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2019

  47. Cat beard

    38724 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019

  48. TIL that Dr. Martin Luther King jr was allowed to attend Morehouse college at the age of 15 due to a classroom shortage of students brought on by world war II. He was still required to pass the college entrance exams which he did at only 15 years old.

    38723 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019

  49. What are some “girl secrets” guys don’t know about?

    38721 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2019

  50. Just the way it spins

    38708 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2019

  51. Hairdressers of reddit. Do you notice when your clients are not happy with their hair but are still trying to be polite? What do feel in these moments?

    38696 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2019

  52. It's Now Clear None of the Supposed Benefits of Killing Net Neutrality Are Real - Network investment is down, layoffs abound, and networks are falling apart. This isn’t the glorious future Ajit Pai promised.

    38692 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2019

  53. Dollhouse

    38690 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2019

  54. Surely, I can't be the only one who has noticed this date

    38676 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2019

  55. Unexpected eye

    38673 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2019

  56. Granny with the roast

    38660 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2019

  57. Staying all together to clear the way for the Ambulance

    38654 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2019

  58. Trump Repeatedly Discussed Withdrawing U.S. From NATO: NYT

    38629 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2019

  59. TIL that in 1974 Elvis Presley expressed interest in covering Dolly Parton's "I will always love you". She was initially was thrilled about the proposal, however when she found out she would have to sign over half of the royalties to Elvis she refused.

    38621 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2019

  60. 4 years ago today happened the Charlie Hebdo attack

    38618 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2019

  61. Hulu drops to just $5.99 per month after Netflix’s price hikes

    38610 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019

  62. PETA hates blind people

    38605 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2019

  63. Gay guy in a modern tv show starterpack

    38589 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019

  64. Elijah Wood and Scarlett Johansson, 1993/4

    38578 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019

  65. Kid picks fight with an adult protagonist style. Gets side-character'd

    38578 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2019

  66. Taco trucks would make a lot more money if they drove around like ice cream trucks blasting mariachi music

    38572 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019

  67. TIL The most recent of Wayne Gretzky's 60 NHL records was set some time after his 1999 retirement. His points-per-game average of 1.921 was second only to Mario Lemieux (2.005), who later came out of retirement and lowered his own average, moving Gretzky to the number 1 spot

    38571 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2019

  68. After 7 long years I'm finally cancer free!

    38563 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019

  69. Long exposure photo of a Falcon 9 rocket launch and its reflection; the symmetry makes this my favorite image I've shot to date!

    38514 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019

  70. We had a Smash tournament on New Year's Eve and I won this trophy!

    38490 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2019

  71. Pregnant women who get a flu shot protect not only themselves, but also their developing baby, finds a new study. The findings support the importance of pregnant women receiving the influenza vaccine.

    38479 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2019

  72. Dat bear

    38471 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019

  73. Climate-change deniers are a danger to our security - “It is long past the time to challenge, confront, debunk and frankly, embarrass, adults who’d rather adopt some tribal identification than solve a pressing and all-too-real danger to the country.”

    38450 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2019

  74. Antidepressants

    38436 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2019

  75. Our toasting with toast tradition continues! Happy 2019!

    38396 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2019

  76. Trump Touts Border Wall In San Antonio, Which Has No Wall And Isn't On The Border

    38386 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2019

  77. What is something that is considered as "normal" but is actually unhealthy, toxic, unfair or unethical?

    38379 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2019

  78. Trump’s Social Media Photos Reportedly Altered to Make Him Look Thinner and His Hands Bigger

    38368 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2019

  79. The Senate will decide my fate

    38353 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019

  80. Your package has been delivered.

    38351 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2019

  81. I often substitute teach at a small farm town nearby. Here’s the Ag’s class current “project.” She was born premature, close to 2 lbs, when most are born closer to 10 lbs.

    38350 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2019

  82. Stabbed Polish mayor dies in hospital

    38343 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2019

  83. Total stranger came and braided my hair while I’m in the hospital after I asked for help in a beauty Facebook group.

    38339 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2019

  84. 🔥 Octopus carries coconut shell for protection 🔥

    38310 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2019

  85. Penguin Indiana Jones

    38307 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2019

  86. What crazy ass story do you need to tell?

    38307 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019

  87. What a cute smile of this baby😍😍😍

    38304 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2019

  88. Sometimes kids have to learn the hard way

    38298 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2019

  89. Scientists have long known that some beaked whales beach themselves and die in agony after exposure to naval sonar, and now they know why: the giant sea mammals suffer decompression sickness, just like scuba divers

    38277 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019

  90. Unpaid Fyre Fest caterer in Bahamas gets over $90,000 in donations after doc profiles scam

    38262 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2019

  91. A dance-off for the ages broke out in Philly

    38260 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2019

  92. Why you do this to me??? / All is forgiven :)

    38239 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2019

  93. Venezuela's top military envoy to the United States has defected to support the opposition leader and calls for more to follow

    38234 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2019

  94. Affirmations

    38194 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2019

  95. My friend set her cat’s food on a timer. All he does all day is wait for the food gods to bless him

    38179 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2019

  96. Parents, when did you realize your kid might be terminally stupid?

    38168 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2019

  97. DAMn that's interesting

    38162 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2019

  98. New York Convicted a White Supremacist as a Terrorist for the First Time, and it’s Exactly What 2019 Needs

    38144 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2019

  99. Google to Remove Apps That Require Call Log, SMS Permission From Play Store

    38141 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2019

  100. I would love that if it happens

    38115 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019