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Reddit (Jan 2019)

  1. Niggas lock your whole shit down

    19608 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2019

  2. NASA will attempt to knock an asteroid out of orbit in 2022

    19588 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2019

  3. *America Intensifies*

    19578 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019

  4. I think she's really warming up to her brother

    19570 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019

  5. Well executed

    19558 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2019

  6. Tomorrow is the day Donald Trump's presidency totally changes

    19548 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019

  7. Madlad weeb

    19548 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2019

  8. My grandpa is 88 now, and unfortunately is no longer well enough to keep making his fire pits. I just wanted to thank everyone for the love, praise, and support he received on his work making the Death Star Fire Pits. All your comments really meant a lot to him!

    19545 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2019

  9. People who own a banana hanger, what do you do when you get down to only one banana?

    19532 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2019

  10. This guy's hair

    19528 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019

  11. My sandwich is magic

    19509 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2019

  12. After several days of rain, my bird feeder has a delightful lawn.

    19499 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2019

  13. Increased Privatization of the VA Has Led to Longer Waits and Higher Costs for Taxpayers

    19488 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019

  14. Sometimes you gotta ring your own bell

    19475 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019

  15. I’m 39, and went to the museum of tolerance this week, and of everything I learned, the fact that Germany wasn’t in on the holocaust alone blew my mind.

    19472 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2019

  16. Was it worth it?

    19460 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019

  17. China says it exchanged data with NASA on far side landing

    19448 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2019

  18. Who else here has barely touched the Multiplayer & is still enjoying the single player?

    19422 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2019

  19. Come on guys let’s get r/indianajonesmemes viral! ( credits to u/Nosirrah08 )

    19417 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019

  20. Shamoning Away Wid Ya Girl

    19414 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019

  21. Why do so many Netflix shows have pointless sex scenes

    19410 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019

  22. Rachael Dolezal in court

    19395 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019

  23. I’m so proud of this community

    19390 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019

  24. Can I come out?

    19384 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2019

  25. You either go big or go home.

    19378 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019

  26. Our guy shitpost

    19370 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2019

  27. That's a nice looking treat you got there.

    19366 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2019

  28. 🔥 A cute bee-hind...

    19366 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019

  29. You want me to do WHAT in her shoes?!

    19366 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2019

  30. First I ____ my sister, then I ____ my mom, then I ____ my cousin, then I ____ my son. And then I go to church.

    19362 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019

  31. Accidentally got with a girl with a penis..

    19356 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019

  32. Origami $1 Bulldog

    19355 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019

  33. Elon trolls Jeff Bezos 24 hours after divorce announcement.

    19347 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019

  34. Republicans are crying ‘extreme’ over Rep. Ocasio-Cortez’s tax idea. It’s actually pretty moderate.

    19346 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019

  35. Credit to @northernspells on Instagram

    19324 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019

  36. Calgary Flames goalie’s brother, who has autism, meets hero, Harvey the Hound in heartwarming video.

    19285 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019

  37. meirl

    19280 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019

  38. Please end me.

    19279 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2019

  39. I'm assuming that none of the Jenners ask Kylie to make breakfast.

    19271 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2019

  40. [image] You never have to do today again

    19270 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2019

  41. Getting out of a tricky spot

    19252 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2019

  42. Christie says Trump is surrounded by 'revolving door' of 'grifters, weaklings, convicted and unconvicted felons'

    19250 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2019

  43. Schiff: Trump cannot criticize language after turning my name into a profanity

    19247 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019

  44. Come in!

    19244 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2019

  45. British dudes at crosswalk, 1968.

    19233 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2019

  46. Alright then

    19224 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2019

  47. [Homemade] Brownies

    19222 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2019

  48. TIFU by costing the U.S. Navy about 1.5 million dollars.

    19208 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2019

  49. dinnertime

    19179 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019

  50. Beyond ‘no comment’: The White House has no response — at all — to many media questions

    19153 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019

  51. He's a savage and an idiot

    19115 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2019

  52. He loves being spoiled

    19095 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2019

  53. Hmm....

    19081 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019

  54. Anon breaks a promise

    19065 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2019

  55. to not look at the butt

    19051 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019

  56. Dork Souls

    19046 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2019

  57. Basic math problems

    19036 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019

  58. My sister has always been a cunt. (Sorry for the bad editing I’ve never done this before)

    19022 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019

  59. ... It really feels like she’s trying connect with me on a personal level

    19021 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2019

  60. Quick, mods are asleep, upvote an actual a-hole design!

    19018 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2019

  61. Yeaterday on my local news

    19017 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2019

  62. This cat was abandoned and this is his photo minutes after being rescued

    19002 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019

  63. It really do be like that

    18991 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2019

  64. Why are black people living in America called African-Americans but white people are not called European-Americans ?

    18979 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2019

  65. Missy Elliott becomes first female rapper to be inducted into Songwriters Hall of Fame

    18979 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2019

  66. Cleaning a ship, somewhere on the Atlantic Ocean

    18977 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2019

  67. TIFU by torrenting

    18969 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2019

  68. I have a profile pic of me in a camper van

    18969 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019

  69. Being female ruins everything (rant)

    18968 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019

  70. If Trump is impeachable, so is Pence

    18963 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2019

  71. Neither of these lads want to give the other right of way. Instead, they’ve driven right up to one another and are both filming each other whilst blocking traffic.

    18959 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2019

  72. Just found my very old, VERY DIRTY, CounterStrike Wolf King Warrior. She's still kickin'

    18946 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2019

  73. Me every single day of the year

    18936 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2019

  74. Dangerously competitive

    18923 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2019

  75. Sparkling water is the flavor of when your leg is asleep.

    18921 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019

  76. damn it, Debra

    18913 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2019

  77. "Life zones" of liquid water may exist on the new super-Earth discovered around Barnard's Star, which is located just 6 light-years away.

    18908 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019

  78. It looks as though the building is moving.

    18907 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019

  79. Doctors office charged us for vaccines we refused

    18905 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2019

  80. Libraries are so vastly underappreciated.

    18901 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2019

  81. got them zach and cody big bux

    18895 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019

  82. This crazy wallet (x-post r/INEEEEDIT)

    18875 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2019

  83. Donald Trump has been compromised by Russia

    18865 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2019

  84. I'm Scott from Scott's Cheap Flights. My profession is finding cheap flights. Here to answer travel questions and help you find flights for the next 8 hours. AMA

    18865 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2019

  85. 400 pounds of greasy fat. Also, a table filled with McDonalds.

    18860 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2019

  86. “Party Size” is the same size and price but gives you less pretzels

    18848 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2019

  87. Finally out earned him

    18848 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019

  88. The world’s most satisfying pencil sharpening

    18846 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019

  89. Space puppers are the best puppers

    18824 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2019

  90. When the realization sets in

    18823 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2019

  91. I don’t care how many degrees you have, how qualified you are, or how intelligent you are, if 95% of the class can’t understand you because of a thick accent you shouldn’t be a professor.

    18795 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2019

  92. 🔥Like it's burning a hole in your pocket

    18773 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2019

  93. The EU Is Banning Almost All Coal Mining on Jan 1 - Every unprofitable coal mine in the European Union must cease production by the first day of 2019, the date on which all public funds for the mines will come to an end.

    18747 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019

  94. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s 70% Tax Proposal Is a Great Start—But We Need to Abolish the Ultra-Rich - To combat inequality and oligarchy, we need to tax the accumulated wealth of the billionaire class, not just income.

    18730 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019

  95. It’s the thought that counts :)

    18703 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019

  96. French Class Starterpack

    18702 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2019

  97. TIFU by finding out I've been accidentally dating and fucking my half-sister, after taking a 23andme DNA test

    18688 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2019

  98. Husky sits in the wrong spot.

    18685 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2019

  99. PsBattle: This impala with a spider between its antler (r/natureisfuckinglit)

    18678 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2019

  100. guys.....

    18666 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019