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Reddit (Jan 2019)
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This "box" of beef jerky
14903 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019
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Segregation At It’s Finest
14902 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019
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Lego memes
14896 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2019
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TIL about Yo-Yo the bassett hound, kept by the master at Cambridge University Selwyn. Dogs are not allowed on the premises, so Yo-Yo has been officially classified as a "very large cat" so that the master can keep him on the campus.
14888 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019
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Anon is mean
14884 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019
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Sears to shutter after 126 years in business as Chairman Eddie Lampert's bid fails
14875 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2019
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judging parenting styles like it‘s your right
14864 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019
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Explaining to your boss why you called out today
14840 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2019
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This is why I love Japan.
14828 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2019
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U̵͉̎L̵͙̈T̸̃͜I̵̦̋M̶̬̆A̵̰̔ ̴̨̿M̴͖̈́O̸̥̕R̷̼̂Ģ̵̑A̸̠͛N̶̗̽ : Crusher of Lawsuits
14825 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2019
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The process of a cat growing up
14822 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019
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Conservative church conference problems
14818 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2019
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19th century madlad
14816 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019
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White House Owes Millions in Unpaid Water Bills, DC Board Spox Says Shutting Water Off Is ‘Interesting Idea’
14809 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2019
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AITA for very rarely/almost never wanting to go to restaurants because my girlfriend makes food that's just as good, if not better, than restaurant food?
14808 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2019
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Ohh universe
14798 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2019
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My stash of twinkies have been going missing all week, I was blaming my brother but I just caught the thief in the act.
14795 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019
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Matthew Lillard himself joined in on the meme
14791 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019
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Sick tat
14777 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2019
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Of capturing this on doorbell camera
14777 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019
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Y'all should stop expecting good games from EA. It's not happening.
14775 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2019
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That's how Mafia really works
14775 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019
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Prince Phillip personally visits woman’s house to apologise for the accident
14774 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019
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This is about the weather.
14771 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2019
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"These Are Not Normal Nominees": As Trump Stacks Courts With Far-Right Judges, Dems Urged to Recognize Depth of Crisis
14753 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2019
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Yes, a MAGA hat is a symbol of hate
14753 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2019
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Clean up on aisle 4
14739 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2019
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Not all heroes fly with capes
14734 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2019
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Artwork painted in inverted colours
14710 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2019
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Onur's Uber
14709 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2019
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TIL that Richard Nixon got drunk and ordered a nuclear strike on North Korea before sobering and cancelling it
14707 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2019
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Best with toast
14705 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2019
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I saved more than $50k for law school, only to sit during the admissions test, and think that I should not invest in law school.
14690 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2019
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Paul Krugman: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez exposes average congressional Republican as "dumb as a rock"
14689 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2019
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Ocasio-Cortez: "'Build a wall of steel, a wall as high as Heaven” against immigrants.' - 1924 Ku Klux Klan convention. We know our history, and we are determined not to repeat its darkest hour. America is a nation of immigrants. Without immigrants, we are not America."
14685 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019
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Trace amount of steroid metabolite found in Jon Jones UFC 232 VADA test
14679 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019
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I ain’t afraid of no roast!!
14676 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019
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Fun Star Wars trivia!
14668 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019
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Emperor Palpatine's first name is ___________.
14665 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2019
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Late for yoga class
14665 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2019
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It's said that 50% of marriages end in divorce, but no one mentions that the other 50% end in death.
14662 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019
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Chaos is a ladder.
14659 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019
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In Christipher Nolan's Batman Begins, every score on the soundtrack is named after a certain genus of bat
14655 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2019
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This guys fence is made from random doors.
14651 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019
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It's a game we can afford to lose
14649 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2019
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The prophecy is true…
14644 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2019
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Because apparently not everyone in the atheist community is aware, Jordan Peterson is NO friend of atheists. He is a sexist and transphobe and he claims that "real" atheists act like Hitler and Stalin, and any who don't secretly believe in god.
14629 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019
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Book or Treat
14621 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019
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Found this today. Someone must have read a lot of Calvin and Hobbes
14603 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2019
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Steam compared to other services .
14603 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2019
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My mosaic of the California Nebula in natural color with 25 hours of exposure
14591 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2019
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J.K. Rowling reveals that wizards used to just shit on the floor, like dogs
14589 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019
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In rebuke to Trump administration, more than 130 Republicans join House Democrats to oppose lifting sanctions against Putin ally
14585 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019
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Rule Britannia!!
14569 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2019
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TIL Great white sharks do not survive in captivity due to depression and refusing to be fed by humans, leading them to die of starvation. There are currently many theories on why this is. The current record for a Great White in captivity is only 44 days.
14560 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2019
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Faking an orgasm just encourages your partner to keep doing the things in bed that you aren't enjoying.
14552 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2019
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Incel threatens to kill "as many girls as I see" near women's marches
14540 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2019
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Logic
14521 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2019
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I only listen to 80s new wave and failed a semester of algebra. Roast me into oblivion.
14519 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019
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Online experiment finds that less than 1 in 10 people can tell sponsored content from an article - A new study revealed that most people can’t tell native advertising apart from actual news articles, even though it was divulged to participants that they were viewing advertisements.
14518 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019
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Front flip + hat flip
14503 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019
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That sneaky slide.
14503 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2019
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A fight tae the death
14502 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2019
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Barbara had a craving for McDonalds BBQ sauce and she knew just where to find it
14501 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019
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TIL the founder of IKEA, Ingvar Kamprad, was so frugal that he would regularly pocket salt and pepper packets at restaurants, reuse teabags, and drove a 1993 Volvo. He was worth $58.7 billion at the time of his death
14499 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019
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TIL why wind turbines only have 3 blades, because 2 blades are prone to a phenomenon known as gyroscopic precession, and 4 or more blades create greater wind resistance, becoming less efficient at generating electricity.
14496 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2019
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Sneaky sneaky
14486 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2019
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I just remembered my former obnoxious neighbor that bragged about his “web design company” all the time. Turns out his website is still as horrible as it was 3 years ago.
14473 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2019
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Wholesome Hugh Jackman
14469 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2019
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I asked for a high fade, and to even out the top. This is what I got...
14460 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2019
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Keanu on his first acting job
14458 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2019
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Carbon capture system turns CO2 into electricity and hydrogen fuel: Inspired by the ocean's role as a natural carbon sink, researchers have developed a new system that absorbs CO2 and produces electricity and useable hydrogen fuel. The new device, a Hybrid Na-CO2 System, is a big liquid battery.
14433 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2019
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Maybe the Flat Earth society was a social experiment to prove how many followers could be gathered by giving a totally insane idea enough momentum on the internet
14433 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019
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I wish everyone had a counter above their head displaying the number of times they were masturbated to.
14428 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2019
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Divorce on table because husband and I cant agree on baby's name
14417 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019
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The first person ever to have stage 5 cancer, and accomplish all of these amazing things in one day
14397 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019
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A True Legend
14395 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019
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Go topless and you get partnership LUL Nice one Twitch
14385 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019
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Presenting... the best sports highlight of all time
14381 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019
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I live in Brighton and this was recently posted on the 'Cats of Hanover' Facebook group. This is not my cat and I'm only sharing as i believe this cat is an internet legend, all must hail the underwear thief. :D
14380 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019
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Why do adults feel like they need to lie to kids about where babies come from?
14374 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019
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Kentucky governor's lawyers: Kim Davis failed to do her job as clerk, must pay $225,000 in legal fees
14374 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019
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[Homemade] soft and chewy chocolate chip cookies.
14372 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2019
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Being politically ignorant and living under a rock is much more healthy and satisfying.
14353 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2019
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FBI investigating Trump golf club for hiring undocumented workers after tip to Mueller
14323 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2019
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In the movie “birdbox”, DareDevil would be the supreme being
14322 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2019
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IamA Former Prime Minister of Australia Kevin Rudd AMA!
14309 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2019
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I Had No Pens, Roast Me
14299 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019
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Chris Hansen arrested, charged with bouncing checks
14291 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2019
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A Trump insider got a board position right after the US lifted sanctions on a Russian company
14257 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2019
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Freddie Mercury, Elton John and Rod Stewart wanted to form a supergroup
14250 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2019
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When your husband of 60 years passes on but you’re ready to get back on that pony.
14248 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2019
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I am the reason my girlfriend got raped + I also murdered my cousin and did time for it.
14248 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019
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Man that got assaulted by ex girlfriend: "I'm still a man because I didn't hit her back!"
14223 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2019
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Meirl
14217 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2019
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Trump’s Lawyer Said There Were “No Plans” For Trump Tower Moscow. Here They Are.
14216 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2019
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My new year resolution is to earn such a painting of myself
14204 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019
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B E G O N E K A R M A W H O R E
14195 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2019
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I was already super attracted to her
14189 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019
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Lets get this lad as much attention as we can
14184 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019