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  1. This "box" of beef jerky

    14903 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019

  2. Segregation At It’s Finest

    14902 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019

  3. Lego memes

    14896 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2019

  4. TIL about Yo-Yo the bassett hound, kept by the master at Cambridge University Selwyn. Dogs are not allowed on the premises, so Yo-Yo has been officially classified as a "very large cat" so that the master can keep him on the campus.

    14888 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019

  5. Anon is mean

    14884 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019

  6. Sears to shutter after 126 years in business as Chairman Eddie Lampert's bid fails

    14875 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2019

  7. judging parenting styles like it‘s your right

    14864 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019

  8. Explaining to your boss why you called out today

    14840 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2019

  9. This is why I love Japan.

    14828 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2019

  10. U̵͉̎L̵͙̈T̸̃͜I̵̦̋M̶̬̆A̵̰̔ ̴̨̿M̴͖̈́O̸̥̕R̷̼̂Ģ̵̑A̸̠͛N̶̗̽ : Crusher of Lawsuits

    14825 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2019

  11. The process of a cat growing up

    14822 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019

  12. Conservative church conference problems

    14818 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2019

  13. 19th century madlad

    14816 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019

  14. White House Owes Millions in Unpaid Water Bills, DC Board Spox Says Shutting Water Off Is ‘Interesting Idea’

    14809 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2019

  15. AITA for very rarely/almost never wanting to go to restaurants because my girlfriend makes food that's just as good, if not better, than restaurant food?

    14808 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2019

  16. Ohh universe

    14798 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2019

  17. My stash of twinkies have been going missing all week, I was blaming my brother but I just caught the thief in the act.

    14795 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019

  18. Matthew Lillard himself joined in on the meme

    14791 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019

  19. Sick tat

    14777 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2019

  20. Of capturing this on doorbell camera

    14777 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019

  21. Y'all should stop expecting good games from EA. It's not happening.

    14775 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2019

  22. That's how Mafia really works

    14775 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019

  23. Prince Phillip personally visits woman’s house to apologise for the accident

    14774 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019

  24. This is about the weather.

    14771 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2019

  25. "These Are Not Normal Nominees": As Trump Stacks Courts With Far-Right Judges, Dems Urged to Recognize Depth of Crisis

    14753 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2019

  26. Yes, a MAGA hat is a symbol of hate

    14753 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2019

  27. Clean up on aisle 4

    14739 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2019

  28. Not all heroes fly with capes

    14734 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2019

  29. Artwork painted in inverted colours

    14710 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2019

  30. Onur's Uber

    14709 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2019

  31. TIL that Richard Nixon got drunk and ordered a nuclear strike on North Korea before sobering and cancelling it

    14707 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2019

  32. Best with toast

    14705 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2019

  33. I saved more than $50k for law school, only to sit during the admissions test, and think that I should not invest in law school.

    14690 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2019

  34. Paul Krugman: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez exposes average congressional Republican as "dumb as a rock"

    14689 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2019

  35. Ocasio-Cortez: "'Build a wall of steel, a wall as high as Heaven” against immigrants.' - 1924 Ku Klux Klan convention. We know our history, and we are determined not to repeat its darkest hour. America is a nation of immigrants. Without immigrants, we are not America."

    14685 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019

  36. Trace amount of steroid metabolite found in Jon Jones UFC 232 VADA test

    14679 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019

  37. I ain’t afraid of no roast!!

    14676 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019

  38. Fun Star Wars trivia!

    14668 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019

  39. Emperor Palpatine's first name is ___________.

    14665 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2019

  40. Late for yoga class

    14665 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2019

  41. It's said that 50% of marriages end in divorce, but no one mentions that the other 50% end in death.

    14662 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019

  42. Chaos is a ladder.

    14659 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019

  43. In Christipher Nolan's Batman Begins, every score on the soundtrack is named after a certain genus of bat

    14655 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2019

  44. This guys fence is made from random doors.

    14651 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019

  45. It's a game we can afford to lose

    14649 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2019

  46. The prophecy is true…

    14644 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2019

  47. Because apparently not everyone in the atheist community is aware, Jordan Peterson is NO friend of atheists. He is a sexist and transphobe and he claims that "real" atheists act like Hitler and Stalin, and any who don't secretly believe in god.

    14629 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019

  48. Book or Treat

    14621 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019

  49. Found this today. Someone must have read a lot of Calvin and Hobbes

    14603 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2019

  50. Steam compared to other services .

    14603 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2019

  51. My mosaic of the California Nebula in natural color with 25 hours of exposure

    14591 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2019

  52. J.K. Rowling reveals that wizards used to just shit on the floor, like dogs

    14589 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019

  53. In rebuke to Trump administration, more than 130 Republicans join House Democrats to oppose lifting sanctions against Putin ally

    14585 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019

  54. Rule Britannia!!

    14569 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2019

  55. TIL Great white sharks do not survive in captivity due to depression and refusing to be fed by humans, leading them to die of starvation. There are currently many theories on why this is. The current record for a Great White in captivity is only 44 days.

    14560 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2019

  56. Faking an orgasm just encourages your partner to keep doing the things in bed that you aren't enjoying.

    14552 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2019

  57. Incel threatens to kill "as many girls as I see" near women's marches

    14540 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2019

  58. Logic

    14521 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2019

  59. I only listen to 80s new wave and failed a semester of algebra. Roast me into oblivion.

    14519 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019

  60. Online experiment finds that less than 1 in 10 people can tell sponsored content from an article - A new study revealed that most people can’t tell native advertising apart from actual news articles, even though it was divulged to participants that they were viewing advertisements.

    14518 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019

  61. Front flip + hat flip

    14503 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019

  62. That sneaky slide.

    14503 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2019

  63. A fight tae the death

    14502 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2019

  64. Barbara had a craving for McDonalds BBQ sauce and she knew just where to find it

    14501 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019

  65. TIL the founder of IKEA, Ingvar Kamprad, was so frugal that he would regularly pocket salt and pepper packets at restaurants, reuse teabags, and drove a 1993 Volvo. He was worth $58.7 billion at the time of his death

    14499 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019

  66. TIL why wind turbines only have 3 blades, because 2 blades are prone to a phenomenon known as gyroscopic precession, and 4 or more blades create greater wind resistance, becoming less efficient at generating electricity.

    14496 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2019

  67. Sneaky sneaky

    14486 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2019

  68. I just remembered my former obnoxious neighbor that bragged about his “web design company” all the time. Turns out his website is still as horrible as it was 3 years ago.

    14473 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2019

  69. Wholesome Hugh Jackman

    14469 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2019

  70. I asked for a high fade, and to even out the top. This is what I got...

    14460 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2019

  71. Keanu on his first acting job

    14458 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2019

  72. Carbon capture system turns CO2 into electricity and hydrogen fuel: Inspired by the ocean's role as a natural carbon sink, researchers have developed a new system that absorbs CO2 and produces electricity and useable hydrogen fuel. The new device, a Hybrid Na-CO2 System, is a big liquid battery.

    14433 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2019

  73. Maybe the Flat Earth society was a social experiment to prove how many followers could be gathered by giving a totally insane idea enough momentum on the internet

    14433 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019

  74. I wish everyone had a counter above their head displaying the number of times they were masturbated to.

    14428 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2019

  75. Divorce on table because husband and I cant agree on baby's name

    14417 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019

  76. The first person ever to have stage 5 cancer, and accomplish all of these amazing things in one day

    14397 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019

  77. A True Legend

    14395 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019

  78. Go topless and you get partnership LUL Nice one Twitch

    14385 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019

  79. Presenting... the best sports highlight of all time

    14381 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019

  80. I live in Brighton and this was recently posted on the 'Cats of Hanover' Facebook group. This is not my cat and I'm only sharing as i believe this cat is an internet legend, all must hail the underwear thief. :D

    14380 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019

  81. Why do adults feel like they need to lie to kids about where babies come from?

    14374 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019

  82. Kentucky governor's lawyers: Kim Davis failed to do her job as clerk, must pay $225,000 in legal fees

    14374 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019

  83. [Homemade] soft and chewy chocolate chip cookies.

    14372 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2019

  84. Being politically ignorant and living under a rock is much more healthy and satisfying.

    14353 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2019

  85. FBI investigating Trump golf club for hiring undocumented workers after tip to Mueller

    14323 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2019

  86. In the movie “birdbox”, DareDevil would be the supreme being

    14322 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2019

  87. IamA Former Prime Minister of Australia Kevin Rudd AMA!

    14309 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2019

  88. I Had No Pens, Roast Me

    14299 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019

  89. Chris Hansen arrested, charged with bouncing checks

    14291 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2019

  90. A Trump insider got a board position right after the US lifted sanctions on a Russian company

    14257 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2019

  91. Freddie Mercury, Elton John and Rod Stewart wanted to form a supergroup

    14250 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2019

  92. When your husband of 60 years passes on but you’re ready to get back on that pony.

    14248 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2019

  93. I am the reason my girlfriend got raped + I also murdered my cousin and did time for it.

    14248 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019

  94. Man that got assaulted by ex girlfriend: "I'm still a man because I didn't hit her back!"

    14223 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2019

  95. Meirl

    14217 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2019

  96. Trump’s Lawyer Said There Were “No Plans” For Trump Tower Moscow. Here They Are.

    14216 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2019

  97. My new year resolution is to earn such a painting of myself

    14204 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019

  98. B E G O N E K A R M A W H O R E

    14195 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2019

  99. I was already super attracted to her

    14189 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019

  100. Lets get this lad as much attention as we can

    14184 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019