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Reddit (Jan 2019)

  1. This pigeon jamming along to blurred lines

    74864 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019

  2. TIL of Chad Varah—a priest who started the first suicide hotline in 1953 after the first funeral he conducted early in his career was for a 14-year-old girl who took her own life after having no one to talk to when her first period came and believed she’d contracted an STD.

    74857 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2019

  3. “Guide Dogs Cant Be Black”

    74677 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019

  4. POS makes fun of a hero’s appearance

    74671 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2019

  5. Cute Pixelated Consoles

    74614 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2019

  6. When you just can’t believe that you’re seeing TWO of Mommy.

    74373 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019

  7. F.B.I. Opened Inquiry Into Whether Trump Was Secretly Working on Behalf of Russia

    74372 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2019

  8. The truth hurts

    74346 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019

  9. TIL Florida repealed its helmet law in 2000. In the 30-months after, helmet use in Florida dropped from 99% to 53%. The number of riders under 21 who were killed (despite still being legally required to wear a helmet) nearly tripled, from 35 to 101. Hospitalizations increased by 40%.

    74308 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2019

  10. TIL of Don Shipley, a retired Navy Seal who has spent much of his post service life exposing individuals who falsely claim to be SEALs. According to the FBI there are 300 times more impostor Navy SEALs than actual SEALs

    74288 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019

  11. Aldi introduces wages higher than the ‘real living wage’ after supermarket has record year

    74132 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2019

  12. So this is where the term “cowboy” comes from

    74111 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2019

  13. Being a pilot in northern Canada has it's perks.

    74085 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2019

  14. zen birb

    73999 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2019

  15. Same

    73970 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019

  16. Bill Bailey says the Star Spangled Banner sounds Russian when played in a minor key

    73874 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019

  17. The hypnotic hand...watch to the end!

    73832 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2019

  18. Lions Gate will manually copyright claim your youtube videos if you talk bad about their movies on YouTube.

    73733 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2019

  19. Best tweet I've seen in a while

    73424 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019

  20. Pricey chew toy

    73411 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2019

  21. Child predator grooms young teen

    73326 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019

  22. Ninja Tries to entertain ppl older than 6

    73235 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2019

  23. The mountain with a regular size mug and normal size wife.

    73150 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2019

  24. Sometimes it's good to just play it cool

    73111 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2019

  25. Money Shot.

    73089 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2019

  26. Them's the rules

    73059 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019

  27. I don’t even listen to Sia but this is so kind

    72860 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2019

  28. Allergies.

    72820 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2019

  29. Dying Before April: My Endgame

    72645 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019

  30. male body positivity :)

    72605 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019

  31. Two women kiss in front of anti same sex marriage protestors

    72570 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019

  32. He’s got a point

    72493 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2019

  33. My late grandma still had her tv operating guide from 1962

    72344 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019

  34. Testing a 20 kW light bulb

    72169 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019

  35. The good ole days!

    72150 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2019

  36. The good boy deserves every last one of them.

    72120 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2019

  37. TIL it is 100% legal be to buried at sea in the USA. You basically wrap the body in a sheet with some weights, at least 3 miles from shore and throw it off the boat. The Navy even has a program to assist veterans of the armed services.

    72086 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2019

  38. One of a seemingly endless series of unreasonable notes left by my boss. It’s great here.

    72060 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2019

  39. TIL Teddy Roosevelt regularly staged boxing matches in the White House, taking on anyone he could - including professional boxers. He only stopped boxing when his eyesight was permanently damaged by a punch from his military aide, Col. Daniel T. Moore.

    72009 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2019

  40. There’s an app called Be My Eyes that allows blind people to receive help via video chat. This is today’s ratio.

    71893 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2019

  41. If only it was that easy

    71831 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019

  42. If Only We All Had This Power!

    71739 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019

  43. consider it

    71714 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2019

  44. Researchers say if parents want to successfully cut back on their child’s screen-time, they must first cut back on screen-time themselves

    71692 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019

  45. Screw Apple Pencil.

    71651 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2019

  46. Classy AF

    71646 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2019

  47. r/RoastMe refuse to roast a guy suffering from depression

    71471 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2019

  48. This NBA legend and his wife

    71344 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2019

  49. My wife never fully screws the lids back onto anything...

    71340 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2019

  50. Ladies and gentleman, we got em

    71335 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2019

  51. Walking across frozen Baikal lake in Siberia

    71329 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2019

  52. his Innespace Seabreacher

    71296 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019

  53. His girlfriend dodging a bullet

    71262 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2019

  54. Reddit for mobile>Reddit for PC

    71261 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019

  55. Swan gives owner a loving hug

    71255 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019

  56. Competitive Monopoly

    71214 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019

  57. This old man turned 15 today. Can we wish my four legged baby a happy birthday?

    71089 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2019

  58. Makes sense because Trump’s presidency has been a disease

    71088 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2019

  59. 54 million year old gecko trapped in amber.

    71066 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019

  60. Wholesome closing

    71065 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2019

  61. What would we do without dogs? 10/10 good slide, 12/10 good boye.

    70925 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2019

  62. Brazil’s New President Moves to Kick Indigenous People off Their Land Just Hours After Taking Office

    70899 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2019

  63. McDonald’s at a formal Dinner party

    70867 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2019

  64. I've waited 28 years to finally havr my first pet. Everyone, meet Mycroft.

    70847 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2019

  65. Some card throwers can exert incredible amounts of force towards objects

    70775 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2019

  66. People would pay a lot more attention in college if they were given a job first, then sent to school to learn how to do it.

    70761 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2019

  67. One of the most destructive lies you may be telling yourself is that everyone but you has their shit together.

    70695 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2019

  68. All the different critters that use this log bridge.

    70609 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019

  69. Someone’s house in the middle of Louisiana

    70413 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2019

  70. The smoke in the cigarette spells out "Life" in the no smoking area and "Death" in the designated smoking area

    70405 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2019

  71. TIL in the early 1920s, the KKK was very active in Chicago with 50,000 members in the city, the largest of any metropolitan area in the U.S. The group was driven from the city in 1925, when a Catholic organization, American Unity League, printed names, addresses, and occupations of Chicago Klansmen.

    70377 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019

  72. The "every cheap italian restaurant" starter pack

    70197 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2019

  73. Billionaire pharmaceutical exec John Kapoor goes on trial starting today in the first prosecution of a CEO tied to the opioid crisis

    70010 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2019

  74. Found this hat at petsmart and had to buy it for her 😂

    69930 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019

  75. When it sinks in that I stayed up most of the night to paint a meme for internet points...

    69875 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019

  76. Golden State Warriors skipped their White House trip and hung out in DC with Obama instead

    69864 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2019

  77. What a save!

    69838 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2019

  78. Perfect knife disarm by female Chinese police officer

    69793 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2019

  79. Mueller draft report says Trump "helped Putin destabilize the United States," Watergate journalist says

    69775 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2019

  80. Russian Humor.

    69688 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2019

  81. Witcher III (My last comic)

    69632 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2019

  82. Apple treats you like a user, Android treats you like an admin.

    69600 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019

  83. To make a kid less queer

    69557 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2019

  84. This guy's cigarette magic trick

    69538 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2019

  85. Flawless snowboarding

    69362 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2019

  86. This woman was on the phone being interviewed for a job and this guy (Mayor of Chicago - Rahm Emanuel) randomly grabbed her phone to put in a good word.

    69331 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019

  87. TIL Why paper cuts are so painful is b/c at a microscopic level, paper is actually quite rough. A knife makes a straight cut, but paper acts like a saw blade and does more damage to cells and nerve endings. Paper also leaves behind tiny fibres and chemical residues, irritating the wound even more.

    69263 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2019

  88. You are given 300 million to make a movie but it HAS to bomb at the box office or else you die. What do you make?

    69203 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2019

  89. This right here

    69187 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2019

  90. With how many streaming services there are it won’t be long before someone bundles them all together and we end up with Cable TV again.

    69103 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2019

  91. Man wakes up after sleeping for 3 hours on stream to find he has 200 viewers

    69031 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2019

  92. Dining & Dashing

    68949 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019

  93. This dead straight line of bubbles in my beer

    68895 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2019

  94. The news anchor’s neck/chest is peeing

    68887 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019

  95. Captain Ray Holt, everybody

    68823 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019

  96. A gold fish's job is to introduce kids to dying

    68777 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019

  97. You gotta trick the enemy sometimes to win

    68770 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019

  98. Hang in there. It’s worth it. She’s cute. You can do this.

    68715 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2019

  99. This lady kneeling on bread while she looks at other bread

    68702 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2019

  100. I Asked to have it edged up so my bangs would be straight. Proceeded to cut all my bangs off and my entire widows peak. White guy at a black barbershop problems.

    68695 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019