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Reddit (Jan 2019)
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This pigeon jamming along to blurred lines
74864 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019
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TIL of Chad Varah—a priest who started the first suicide hotline in 1953 after the first funeral he conducted early in his career was for a 14-year-old girl who took her own life after having no one to talk to when her first period came and believed she’d contracted an STD.
74857 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2019
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“Guide Dogs Cant Be Black”
74677 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019
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POS makes fun of a hero’s appearance
74671 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2019
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Cute Pixelated Consoles
74614 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2019
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When you just can’t believe that you’re seeing TWO of Mommy.
74373 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019
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F.B.I. Opened Inquiry Into Whether Trump Was Secretly Working on Behalf of Russia
74372 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2019
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The truth hurts
74346 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019
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TIL Florida repealed its helmet law in 2000. In the 30-months after, helmet use in Florida dropped from 99% to 53%. The number of riders under 21 who were killed (despite still being legally required to wear a helmet) nearly tripled, from 35 to 101. Hospitalizations increased by 40%.
74308 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2019
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TIL of Don Shipley, a retired Navy Seal who has spent much of his post service life exposing individuals who falsely claim to be SEALs. According to the FBI there are 300 times more impostor Navy SEALs than actual SEALs
74288 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019
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Aldi introduces wages higher than the ‘real living wage’ after supermarket has record year
74132 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2019
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So this is where the term “cowboy” comes from
74111 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2019
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Being a pilot in northern Canada has it's perks.
74085 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2019
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zen birb
73999 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2019
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Same
73970 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019
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Bill Bailey says the Star Spangled Banner sounds Russian when played in a minor key
73874 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019
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The hypnotic hand...watch to the end!
73832 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2019
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Lions Gate will manually copyright claim your youtube videos if you talk bad about their movies on YouTube.
73733 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2019
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Best tweet I've seen in a while
73424 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019
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Pricey chew toy
73411 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2019
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Child predator grooms young teen
73326 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019
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Ninja Tries to entertain ppl older than 6
73235 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2019
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The mountain with a regular size mug and normal size wife.
73150 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2019
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Sometimes it's good to just play it cool
73111 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2019
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Money Shot.
73089 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2019
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Them's the rules
73059 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019
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I don’t even listen to Sia but this is so kind
72860 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2019
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Allergies.
72820 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2019
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Dying Before April: My Endgame
72645 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019
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male body positivity :)
72605 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019
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Two women kiss in front of anti same sex marriage protestors
72570 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019
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He’s got a point
72493 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2019
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My late grandma still had her tv operating guide from 1962
72344 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019
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Testing a 20 kW light bulb
72169 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019
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The good ole days!
72150 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2019
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The good boy deserves every last one of them.
72120 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2019
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TIL it is 100% legal be to buried at sea in the USA. You basically wrap the body in a sheet with some weights, at least 3 miles from shore and throw it off the boat. The Navy even has a program to assist veterans of the armed services.
72086 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2019
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One of a seemingly endless series of unreasonable notes left by my boss. It’s great here.
72060 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2019
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TIL Teddy Roosevelt regularly staged boxing matches in the White House, taking on anyone he could - including professional boxers. He only stopped boxing when his eyesight was permanently damaged by a punch from his military aide, Col. Daniel T. Moore.
72009 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2019
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There’s an app called Be My Eyes that allows blind people to receive help via video chat. This is today’s ratio.
71893 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2019
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If only it was that easy
71831 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019
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If Only We All Had This Power!
71739 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019
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consider it
71714 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2019
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Researchers say if parents want to successfully cut back on their child’s screen-time, they must first cut back on screen-time themselves
71692 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019
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Screw Apple Pencil.
71651 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2019
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Classy AF
71646 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2019
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r/RoastMe refuse to roast a guy suffering from depression
71471 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2019
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This NBA legend and his wife
71344 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2019
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My wife never fully screws the lids back onto anything...
71340 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2019
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Ladies and gentleman, we got em
71335 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2019
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Walking across frozen Baikal lake in Siberia
71329 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2019
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his Innespace Seabreacher
71296 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019
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His girlfriend dodging a bullet
71262 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2019
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Reddit for mobile>Reddit for PC
71261 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019
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Swan gives owner a loving hug
71255 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019
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Competitive Monopoly
71214 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019
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This old man turned 15 today. Can we wish my four legged baby a happy birthday?
71089 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2019
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Makes sense because Trump’s presidency has been a disease
71088 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2019
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54 million year old gecko trapped in amber.
71066 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019
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Wholesome closing
71065 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2019
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What would we do without dogs? 10/10 good slide, 12/10 good boye.
70925 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2019
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Brazil’s New President Moves to Kick Indigenous People off Their Land Just Hours After Taking Office
70899 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2019
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McDonald’s at a formal Dinner party
70867 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2019
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I've waited 28 years to finally havr my first pet. Everyone, meet Mycroft.
70847 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2019
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Some card throwers can exert incredible amounts of force towards objects
70775 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2019
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People would pay a lot more attention in college if they were given a job first, then sent to school to learn how to do it.
70761 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2019
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One of the most destructive lies you may be telling yourself is that everyone but you has their shit together.
70695 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2019
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All the different critters that use this log bridge.
70609 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019
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Someone’s house in the middle of Louisiana
70413 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2019
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The smoke in the cigarette spells out "Life" in the no smoking area and "Death" in the designated smoking area
70405 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2019
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TIL in the early 1920s, the KKK was very active in Chicago with 50,000 members in the city, the largest of any metropolitan area in the U.S. The group was driven from the city in 1925, when a Catholic organization, American Unity League, printed names, addresses, and occupations of Chicago Klansmen.
70377 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019
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The "every cheap italian restaurant" starter pack
70197 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2019
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Billionaire pharmaceutical exec John Kapoor goes on trial starting today in the first prosecution of a CEO tied to the opioid crisis
70010 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2019
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Found this hat at petsmart and had to buy it for her 😂
69930 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019
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When it sinks in that I stayed up most of the night to paint a meme for internet points...
69875 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019
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Golden State Warriors skipped their White House trip and hung out in DC with Obama instead
69864 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2019
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What a save!
69838 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2019
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Perfect knife disarm by female Chinese police officer
69793 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2019
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Mueller draft report says Trump "helped Putin destabilize the United States," Watergate journalist says
69775 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2019
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Russian Humor.
69688 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2019
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Witcher III (My last comic)
69632 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2019
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Apple treats you like a user, Android treats you like an admin.
69600 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019
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To make a kid less queer
69557 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2019
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This guy's cigarette magic trick
69538 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2019
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Flawless snowboarding
69362 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2019
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This woman was on the phone being interviewed for a job and this guy (Mayor of Chicago - Rahm Emanuel) randomly grabbed her phone to put in a good word.
69331 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019
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TIL Why paper cuts are so painful is b/c at a microscopic level, paper is actually quite rough. A knife makes a straight cut, but paper acts like a saw blade and does more damage to cells and nerve endings. Paper also leaves behind tiny fibres and chemical residues, irritating the wound even more.
69263 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2019
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You are given 300 million to make a movie but it HAS to bomb at the box office or else you die. What do you make?
69203 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2019
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This right here
69187 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2019
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With how many streaming services there are it won’t be long before someone bundles them all together and we end up with Cable TV again.
69103 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2019
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Man wakes up after sleeping for 3 hours on stream to find he has 200 viewers
69031 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2019
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Dining & Dashing
68949 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019
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This dead straight line of bubbles in my beer
68895 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2019
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The news anchor’s neck/chest is peeing
68887 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019
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Captain Ray Holt, everybody
68823 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019
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A gold fish's job is to introduce kids to dying
68777 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019
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You gotta trick the enemy sometimes to win
68770 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019
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Hang in there. It’s worth it. She’s cute. You can do this.
68715 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2019
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This lady kneeling on bread while she looks at other bread
68702 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2019
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I Asked to have it edged up so my bangs would be straight. Proceeded to cut all my bangs off and my entire widows peak. White guy at a black barbershop problems.
68695 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019