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Reddit (Jan 2019)

  1. He can steal your girl

    35428 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2019

  2. The Domino Defect

    35410 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2019

  3. She came up to the machine shop I work at 4 years ago. I started feeding her and now shes the shop mascot. Me and the guys buy her food every week and pay her vet bills. Shes what we call a goodun

    35402 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019

  4. Watch out guys, we're dealing with a badass over here

    35389 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019

  5. China Has Granted Ivanka Trump 5 More Trademarks as Trade Negotiations Continue

    35388 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2019

  6. WHAT A DOUCHEBAG

    35368 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019

  7. Magic!

    35329 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2019

  8. Hey, WTF dude...

    35329 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019

  9. What’s a story you’ve always wanted to share here but no one ever asked the right question?

    35296 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019

  10. Lindsey Graham just accidentally admitted that suppressing black voter turnout is a core GOP goal

    35286 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2019

  11. This year the "Wassap?" commercial turns 20.

    35257 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019

  12. One good brushing can avoid so much vacuuming

    35254 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2019

  13. TIL Gene Wilder agreed to play Willy Wonka on the condition that when he made his first appearance, he’d be allowed to limp, trip over his cane and bounce back up to great applause. When asked why, he said, “Because from that time on, no one will know if I’m lying or telling the truth.”

    35239 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2019

  14. TIL in the 1960's the Sugar Industry funded and selectively picked skewed studies that helped blame saturated fat with causing heart disease instead of sugar

    35214 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2019

  15. the bright side is the right side ((((:

    35196 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2019

  16. Saw this on twitter and thought it belonged here

    35181 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019

  17. Even free breast milk isn't safe from choosing beggars...

    35176 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019

  18. In case you’ve ever wondered that the undercarriage of a Tesla looked like

    35175 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2019

  19. What in God’s name is this???

    35160 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019

  20. Saudi woman 'trapped at Bangkok airport trying to flee family'

    35154 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019

  21. Only reason google maps exists

    35130 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2019

  22. I came in to find my tortoise like this. Putting the clues together, it seems he pooped, got it stuck on his foot, ran in circles trying to get it off, and flipped over. Good job buddy.

    35124 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2019

  23. It's treason then

    35122 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2019

  24. TIL individuals who get "chills" from music have differently wired brains than those who don't- more nerve fibers connect their auditory cortex (the part of the brain that processes sound) to their anterior insular cortex (the region involved in processing feelings).

    35120 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2019

  25. Playing a Game of Cornhole

    35108 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2019

  26. nuclear winter

    35097 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2019

  27. Outrage as non-Native youth wearing #MAGA hats taunt and disrespect Native elder.

    35095 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019

  28. Robotic dildo barred from top tech showcase, prompting sexism claims

    35060 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019

  29. Jenny McCarthy is bringing in the new year as a butthole.

    35060 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019

  30. Working in “The Arts”

    35053 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019

  31. Poor snail :(

    35048 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2019

  32. Beauty of life

    35043 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2019

  33. China confirms birth of gene-edited babies, blames scientist He Jiankui for breaking rules

    35041 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2019

  34. Surprisingly wholesome

    35023 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2019

  35. It doesn’t get any sweeter

    35008 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019

  36. Car seat falls from car with toddler strapped into seat.

    34962 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2019

  37. No one has set foot on the moon in almost 50 years. That could soon change. Working with companies and other space agencies, NASA is planning to build a moon-orbiting space station and a permanent lunar base.

    34952 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2019

  38. The best way to smuggle liquor on a cruise ship.

    34914 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2019

  39. Moma cats can fake surprises to amuse their children

    34904 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2019

  40. Going in for a new years kiss, what could possibly go wrong?

    34903 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019

  41. On a serious note

    34890 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2019

  42. Does this count?

    34858 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019

  43. I'm an 86 y.o. Holocaust survivor and I just made a hip-hop video about the man who saved my life. AMA

    34854 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2019

  44. I could watch that first handshake on repeat.

    34848 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2019

  45. Gym goers of Reddit, what is something (protocol, etiquette, tips, etc.) that new year resolution-ers should know about the gym?

    34830 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2019

  46. Fortnite Creator is Buying Thousands of Acres of Forest to Stop It From Being Cut Down

    34795 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2019

  47. Helping a deer stuck on a frozen pond.

    34785 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019

  48. Excited Poodle

    34782 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019

  49. Warren Moon throwing perfect spirals.

    34757 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019

  50. Space Force | Announcement [HD] | Netflix

    34747 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2019

  51. Trump lifts sanctions on firms linked to Russian oligarch Oleg Deripaska

    34722 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2019

  52. My 49 year old father just won his first online game of anything, after practicing the offline modes for years, and losing quite a bit before this, he won 3-1 in a game of fifa. Look at the pure joy on his face. (Repost because spelling)

    34718 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2019

  53. The FBI can’t neutralize a security threat if the president is the threat

    34682 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2019

  54. Uhhhh what

    34642 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019

  55. They were ugly

    34625 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2019

  56. Apple's value has lost $446 billion since peaking in October, which is greater than the total market value of Facebook (or nearly any other US company)

    34618 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019

  57. Smooth symmetrical boye

    34596 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019

  58. After two days of freezing rain, this mold came out

    34583 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2019

  59. My wife has fallen for the anti-vax nonsense and refuses to vaccinate our child! I’m growing very worried

    34577 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019

  60. TIFU by ingesting my bf's chemo

    34563 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2019

  61. Punchable Faces Starter Pack

    34559 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2019

  62. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Slams Republicans Who 'Can't Conceive of a Life Where People Don't Casually Maintain Two Homes'

    34541 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2019

  63. TIFU by letting my parents have access to my bank account and student loan money.

    34521 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2019

  64. Rudy Giuliani Rumored to Be Bracing for ‘Horrific’ Report from Robert Mueller

    34520 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019

  65. Best party ever

    34513 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2019

  66. Am I wrong?

    34503 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2019

  67. I just love looking at this shot!

    34485 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2019

  68. Waddle waddle!

    34480 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2019

  69. Plus, all the non educators who think they know how to educate simply because they went to school once.

    34460 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2019

  70. TIL that in WWII, pilots often blacked out in turns as high g forces made blood pool in their legs. British Ace Douglas Bader, however, did not have this problem, since his legs had been amputated after an accident.

    34459 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2019

  71. Gimme a goddamned liter o' funding!

    34413 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019

  72. This guy at the gym...

    34409 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2019

  73. Why?

    34392 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2019

  74. FBI arrests Georgia man for allegedly plotting to attack the White House, other Washington locations

    34390 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2019

  75. Look at the raw strength

    34377 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2019

  76. HOW COULD SHE DARE BE HUMAN?!

    34358 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2019

  77. Good evening, Clarice

    34346 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019

  78. Networks giving Trump free airtime on Tuesday refused to air Obama’s 2014 immigration speech

    34320 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2019

  79. Apple says cheap battery replacements hurt iPhone sales

    34304 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019

  80. This is not a meme

    34288 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2019

  81. Legend has it that Pete only gets Super Likes

    34267 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2019

  82. Imagine that

    34264 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2019

  83. Coffee calligraphy

    34257 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019

  84. Rosenstein Plans to Stay Until Mueller Submits a Report

    34246 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019

  85. Guy steals multiple cars to be involved in GTA style car chase - so he would be internet famous. Brags about that in jail. Gets 160 years in prison.

    34242 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2019

  86. Maybe Donald was tired of all the winning

    34190 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2019

  87. Oscar Isaac Joins Legendary’s ‘Dune’ Reboot as Duke Leto Atreides

    34168 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2019

  88. Family behind OxyContin maker engineered opioid crisis, Massachusetts AG says

    34153 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2019

  89. I received The Oregon Trail handheld game as a gift for Christmas and haven’t stopped playing it...

    34152 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2019

  90. Trying to be an adult and read a scientific paper and your wife does this...

    34147 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2019

  91. Melania Trump heading to Mar-A-Lago on a Government Jet

    34146 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2019

  92. Look what they did to me!!

    34141 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2019

  93. This moth that landed on my finger

    34083 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019

  94. No Republican senators have signed onto a bill to give federal contractors backpay after the shutdown

    34079 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2019

  95. Just follow the signs

    34047 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019

  96. He is a big deal

    34039 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2019

  97. The 2012 vs 2019 “I’m a wealthy individual look at me” starter pack

    34035 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019

  98. Finally got Super Mario Bros

    34016 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2019

  99. That’s an amazing change

    34015 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019

  100. Samson who?

    34010 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2019