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Reddit (Jan 2019)
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He can steal your girl
35428 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2019
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The Domino Defect
35410 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2019
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She came up to the machine shop I work at 4 years ago. I started feeding her and now shes the shop mascot. Me and the guys buy her food every week and pay her vet bills. Shes what we call a goodun
35402 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019
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Watch out guys, we're dealing with a badass over here
35389 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019
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China Has Granted Ivanka Trump 5 More Trademarks as Trade Negotiations Continue
35388 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2019
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WHAT A DOUCHEBAG
35368 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019
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Magic!
35329 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2019
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Hey, WTF dude...
35329 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019
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What’s a story you’ve always wanted to share here but no one ever asked the right question?
35296 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019
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Lindsey Graham just accidentally admitted that suppressing black voter turnout is a core GOP goal
35286 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2019
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This year the "Wassap?" commercial turns 20.
35257 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019
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One good brushing can avoid so much vacuuming
35254 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2019
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TIL Gene Wilder agreed to play Willy Wonka on the condition that when he made his first appearance, he’d be allowed to limp, trip over his cane and bounce back up to great applause. When asked why, he said, “Because from that time on, no one will know if I’m lying or telling the truth.”
35239 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2019
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TIL in the 1960's the Sugar Industry funded and selectively picked skewed studies that helped blame saturated fat with causing heart disease instead of sugar
35214 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2019
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the bright side is the right side ((((:
35196 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2019
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Saw this on twitter and thought it belonged here
35181 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019
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Even free breast milk isn't safe from choosing beggars...
35176 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019
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In case you’ve ever wondered that the undercarriage of a Tesla looked like
35175 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2019
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What in God’s name is this???
35160 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019
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Saudi woman 'trapped at Bangkok airport trying to flee family'
35154 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019
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Only reason google maps exists
35130 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2019
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I came in to find my tortoise like this. Putting the clues together, it seems he pooped, got it stuck on his foot, ran in circles trying to get it off, and flipped over. Good job buddy.
35124 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2019
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It's treason then
35122 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2019
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TIL individuals who get "chills" from music have differently wired brains than those who don't- more nerve fibers connect their auditory cortex (the part of the brain that processes sound) to their anterior insular cortex (the region involved in processing feelings).
35120 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2019
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Playing a Game of Cornhole
35108 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2019
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nuclear winter
35097 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2019
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Outrage as non-Native youth wearing #MAGA hats taunt and disrespect Native elder.
35095 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019
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Robotic dildo barred from top tech showcase, prompting sexism claims
35060 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019
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Jenny McCarthy is bringing in the new year as a butthole.
35060 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019
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Working in “The Arts”
35053 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019
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Poor snail :(
35048 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2019
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Beauty of life
35043 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2019
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China confirms birth of gene-edited babies, blames scientist He Jiankui for breaking rules
35041 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2019
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Surprisingly wholesome
35023 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2019
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It doesn’t get any sweeter
35008 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019
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Car seat falls from car with toddler strapped into seat.
34962 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2019
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No one has set foot on the moon in almost 50 years. That could soon change. Working with companies and other space agencies, NASA is planning to build a moon-orbiting space station and a permanent lunar base.
34952 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2019
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The best way to smuggle liquor on a cruise ship.
34914 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2019
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Moma cats can fake surprises to amuse their children
34904 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2019
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Going in for a new years kiss, what could possibly go wrong?
34903 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019
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On a serious note
34890 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2019
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Does this count?
34858 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019
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I'm an 86 y.o. Holocaust survivor and I just made a hip-hop video about the man who saved my life. AMA
34854 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2019
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I could watch that first handshake on repeat.
34848 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2019
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Gym goers of Reddit, what is something (protocol, etiquette, tips, etc.) that new year resolution-ers should know about the gym?
34830 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2019
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Fortnite Creator is Buying Thousands of Acres of Forest to Stop It From Being Cut Down
34795 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2019
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Helping a deer stuck on a frozen pond.
34785 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019
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Excited Poodle
34782 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019
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Warren Moon throwing perfect spirals.
34757 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019
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Space Force | Announcement [HD] | Netflix
34747 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2019
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Trump lifts sanctions on firms linked to Russian oligarch Oleg Deripaska
34722 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2019
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My 49 year old father just won his first online game of anything, after practicing the offline modes for years, and losing quite a bit before this, he won 3-1 in a game of fifa. Look at the pure joy on his face. (Repost because spelling)
34718 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2019
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The FBI can’t neutralize a security threat if the president is the threat
34682 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2019
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Uhhhh what
34642 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019
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They were ugly
34625 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2019
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Apple's value has lost $446 billion since peaking in October, which is greater than the total market value of Facebook (or nearly any other US company)
34618 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019
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Smooth symmetrical boye
34596 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019
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After two days of freezing rain, this mold came out
34583 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2019
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My wife has fallen for the anti-vax nonsense and refuses to vaccinate our child! I’m growing very worried
34577 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019
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TIFU by ingesting my bf's chemo
34563 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2019
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Punchable Faces Starter Pack
34559 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2019
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Slams Republicans Who 'Can't Conceive of a Life Where People Don't Casually Maintain Two Homes'
34541 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2019
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TIFU by letting my parents have access to my bank account and student loan money.
34521 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2019
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Rudy Giuliani Rumored to Be Bracing for ‘Horrific’ Report from Robert Mueller
34520 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019
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Best party ever
34513 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2019
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Am I wrong?
34503 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2019
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I just love looking at this shot!
34485 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2019
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Waddle waddle!
34480 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2019
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Plus, all the non educators who think they know how to educate simply because they went to school once.
34460 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2019
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TIL that in WWII, pilots often blacked out in turns as high g forces made blood pool in their legs. British Ace Douglas Bader, however, did not have this problem, since his legs had been amputated after an accident.
34459 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2019
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Gimme a goddamned liter o' funding!
34413 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019
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This guy at the gym...
34409 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2019
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Why?
34392 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2019
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FBI arrests Georgia man for allegedly plotting to attack the White House, other Washington locations
34390 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2019
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Look at the raw strength
34377 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2019
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HOW COULD SHE DARE BE HUMAN?!
34358 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2019
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Good evening, Clarice
34346 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019
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Networks giving Trump free airtime on Tuesday refused to air Obama’s 2014 immigration speech
34320 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2019
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Apple says cheap battery replacements hurt iPhone sales
34304 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019
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This is not a meme
34288 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2019
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Legend has it that Pete only gets Super Likes
34267 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2019
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Imagine that
34264 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2019
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Coffee calligraphy
34257 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019
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Rosenstein Plans to Stay Until Mueller Submits a Report
34246 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019
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Guy steals multiple cars to be involved in GTA style car chase - so he would be internet famous. Brags about that in jail. Gets 160 years in prison.
34242 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2019
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Maybe Donald was tired of all the winning
34190 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2019
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Oscar Isaac Joins Legendary’s ‘Dune’ Reboot as Duke Leto Atreides
34168 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2019
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Family behind OxyContin maker engineered opioid crisis, Massachusetts AG says
34153 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2019
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I received The Oregon Trail handheld game as a gift for Christmas and haven’t stopped playing it...
34152 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2019
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Trying to be an adult and read a scientific paper and your wife does this...
34147 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2019
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Melania Trump heading to Mar-A-Lago on a Government Jet
34146 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2019
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Look what they did to me!!
34141 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2019
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This moth that landed on my finger
34083 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019
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No Republican senators have signed onto a bill to give federal contractors backpay after the shutdown
34079 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2019
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Just follow the signs
34047 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019
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He is a big deal
34039 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2019
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The 2012 vs 2019 “I’m a wealthy individual look at me” starter pack
34035 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019
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Finally got Super Mario Bros
34016 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2019
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That’s an amazing change
34015 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019
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Samson who?
34010 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2019