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  1. You can tell the age of a tree by counting the rings. You can tell the age of an artificial xmas tree by counting the layers of duct tape holding the box together.

    60242 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2019

  2. Hey, come sit here

    60209 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2019

  3. Police vs Protester

    60043 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019

  4. It got so bad they had a sign made...

    60022 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2019

  5. Biscuits and gravy is just one form of flour and milk poured onto another form of flour and milk.

    59994 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2019

  6. To downplay renewable resources

    59990 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2019

  7. 'We are not robots': Amazon warehouse employees push to unionize

    59967 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019

  8. The next big counterculture movement will probably be kids who reject all forms of social media

    59923 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2019

  9. The way this picture of a frozen puddle in my backyard looks like a landscape from the perspective of a plane.

    59888 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019

  10. Hahah good times

    59886 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2019

  11. Trump says he never said that Mexico would directly pay for the wall

    59853 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2019

  12. North Koreans believe they live in the best country in the world because they’re brainwashed by the government and the media.

    59850 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2019

  13. Jesus will find a way no matter what you throw at him

    59768 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019

  14. When childhood friendship turns into love.

    59747 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2019

  15. Technology is incredible!

    59721 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019

  16. It's Buzz Aldrin's 89th birthday today. Let's not forget the time he punched a moon landing denier in the face.

    59645 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2019

  17. TIL that in January 2014, seven-year-old Charlotte Benjamin sent a handwritten letter to Lego complaining there were "more Lego boy people and barely any Lego girls". In June 2014, Lego announced a new "Research Institute" collection featuring female scientists which sold out within a week.

    59636 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019

  18. Gamer problems

    59614 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2019

  19. it’s what they deserve.

    59573 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019

  20. Or maybe you should pay your employees more for them not to rely on tips

    59569 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2019

  21. Low budget cosplay dude strikes again.

    59526 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019

  22. Undercover footage that appears to show extremely sick cows being smuggled into a Polish slaughterhouse and sold on with little or no veterinary inspection has raised alarm about standards in one of the EU’s largest meat exporters.

    59514 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2019

  23. This light projection on paper cutout art making animated figure.

    59486 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019

  24. My dad recently died. We cremated him and I asked if I could keep the hardware in his body from his surgeries. This was not what I was expecting…

    59436 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2019

  25. 150 years of anger

    59417 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019

  26. WCGW when I pass this truck while being chased by the police?

    59412 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2019

  27. My mom would have ended my life, resurrected me, and killed me again

    59386 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019

  28. Thai police say they won’t deport Saudi woman seeking asylum

    59325 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2019

  29. Formerly sedentary young adults who were instructed to exercise regularly for several weeks started choosing healthier foods without being asked to, finds a new study of 2,680 young adults.

    59315 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2019

  30. In the movie Birdbox, seeing as animals aren't affected, guide dogs would be the most valuable animal companion to have over a bird

    59273 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019

  31. No.

    59261 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2019

  32. Her new favorite game

    59259 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2019

  33. After i saw that Ea cancelled just another Star Wars Game i made this image to compare the 6 Years Contract from EA to Lucasarts

    59252 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019

  34. NYT: Pastor Who Praised Pulse Nightclub Gunman Resigns After Allegedly Paying for Sex

    59227 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2019

  35. MMOs

    59128 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2019

  36. It's 2019, and not one cereal company has created zip-locked bags for the cereal

    59119 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019

  37. A redditor who I will not name bought me pizza and wings after my losing my job post. I don't deserve this, but thank you, I will remember you, L.

    59072 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2019

  38. Cat introduces its kittens to an old friend

    59031 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019

  39. Medical professionals of Reddit, when did you have to tell a patient "I've seen it all before" to comfort them, but really you had never seen something so bad, or of that nature?

    59014 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2019

  40. Robert Mueller Is Investigating President Trump as a Russian Asset

    59011 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2019

  41. I have a new item for sale :) (redditors plz stop sending me msgs it gets creepy :3)

    59009 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2019

  42. Fierljeppen is Holland’s oldest sport

    58978 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019

  43. What random fact could save your life one day?

    58960 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2019

  44. NEVER make a bill of sale that shows less than what you sold the car for!

    58917 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019

  45. Remember when Epic Games was known for the Gears of War series and not Fortnite?

    58878 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2019

  46. Girls and boys may learn differently in virtual reality (VR). A new study with 7th and 8th -grade students found that girls learned most when the VR-teacher was a young, female researcher named Marie, whereas the boys learned more while being instructed by a flying robot in the form of a drone.

    58833 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019

  47. "I know absolutely nothing about computers, help me out? Also I need you, kind Internet stranger, to pay for it"

    58741 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2019

  48. My grandmother and 'Big John' Candy. She was a secretary for the accounting firm that handled his finances. August 1988.

    58715 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2019

  49. TIL Neanderthal dental plaque shows that there was no such thing as a typical Paleo diet. Some ate mostly meat, and some others are entirely vegetarian.

    58698 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2019

  50. Taking your dogs for a walk... in Switzerland

    58620 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2019

  51. My game collection is finally out of storage! Wife surprised me by building shelves as an anniversary gift today

    58603 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2019

  52. This baggy of weed inside of a german red cross donation box at the airport.

    58567 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2019

  53. Addicted

    58563 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2019

  54. Florida man spent 41 days in jail for heroin. But it was actually detergent, cops say

    58547 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019

  55. Stella, 8 weeks, 10/10 would pet again.

    58534 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019

  56. One brave soul

    58525 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019

  57. Press F for our boy Charizard

    58468 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019

  58. If cartoon physics suddenly replaced real physics, what are some things you would want to try?

    58461 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2019

  59. Tappy taps!

    58423 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2019

  60. My brain tumor is back

    58418 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2019

  61. TIL "Dukes of Hazzard" were destroying '68-'70 Dodge Chargers at such a rate that planes had to be used for aerial search for replacement cars among the populace.

    58369 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2019

  62. Scooping honeycomb

    58323 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019

  63. Baby was crying while I was in the bathroom but suddenly stopped. I came out to find this.

    58276 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2019

  64. Americans' unconscious bias on the basis of sexual orientation and race dropped dramatically over the past decade but bias against people based on body weight increased

    58274 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2019

  65. TIL in 1981 the landlord visited the warehouse of Nintendo of America to collect overdue rent and berated the president, Minoru Arakawa, in front of employees. The new game, Donkey Kong, was about to be released and they changed the character's name to their landlord's name: Mario.

    58225 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019

  66. My brother does some of the coolest / unique stuff I've seen and hardly anyone ever gets to sees it

    58201 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2019

  67. When you have evil plans but it’s bath time

    58185 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019

  68. Danny DeVito Joins Dwayne Johnson in ‘Jumanji’ Sequel

    58182 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2019

  69. Chick-fil-A employee running down a car that drove off without part of their order.

    58097 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019

  70. Best tweet I've seen all day

    58077 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019

  71. My blind dog was waiting for mom at the wrong door. Bless his heart.

    58012 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019

  72. We need to find Dave!

    57999 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2019

  73. I don’t know, Make it happen.

    57990 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019

  74. Research is important

    57970 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2019

  75. Roger Federer, winner of the most male Grand Slam singles titles in tennis history, got ID checked going into the locker room at the Australian Open

    57961 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019

  76. Cosplay of a Character Editor

    57932 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2019

  77. Perfectly calculated

    57896 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019

  78. Most useless braille I've ever seen

    57886 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019

  79. Should I fire my employee for being good at his job??...

    57878 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019

  80. FTFY

    57836 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019

  81. David Attenborough: “The Holocene has ended. The Garden of Eden is no more. We have changed the world so much that scientists say we are in a new geological age: the Anthropocene, the age of humans... What we do now, and in the next few years, will profoundly affect the next few thousand years”

    57822 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2019

  82. My dog heard me throwing up and came to check on me

    57811 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2019

  83. Portrait of a Female Buffalo with frozen snow on its cost by Tom Murphy

    57773 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2019

  84. Texas might have the perfect environment to quit coal for good. Texas is one of the only places where the natural patterns of wind and sun could produce power around the clock, according to new research from Rice University.

    57757 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019

  85. This spot in my high school where people pivot on the stairs

    57721 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2019

  86. Just started watching Game of Thrones and my god.. every time I see her I can’t stop thinking about how perfect she would be to play Aloy in a Horizon Zero Dawn movie.

    57699 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2019

  87. Three Chinese men have launched a public campaign sending bright red trucks with slogans denouncing homosexual “conversion therapy” through major cities in China, in a rare public protest against homophobia.

    57690 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019

  88. Michael Cohen paid IT firm to tweet that he was sexy

    57682 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019

  89. No Game Scheduled

    57643 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019

  90. Report: Bill Gates promises to add his own billions if Congress helps with his nuclear power push

    57643 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2019

  91. A friend went by the state lottery office with a winning scratch off ticket and told them he’d like one of those bigass ceremonial checks as payment.

    57555 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019

  92. [IMAGE] Never Give Up

    57486 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2019

  93. What is the most effective psychological “trick” you use?

    57481 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019

  94. Dad adopts four kids, gives them childhood he never had.

    57480 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019

  95. From CNN: Mueller's office disputes BuzzFeed report that Trump directed Michael Cohen to lie to Congress

    57464 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019

  96. Teachers of reddit, what is the smartest/most creative way of cheating that you've seen?

    57459 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2019

  97. I rolled over my trucks odometer yesterday

    57432 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019

  98. I was told to never let this die...

    57413 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019

  99. TIL a cow in Poland escaped on its way to the slaughterhouse, broke through a metal fence, swam to a nearby island, and was allowed to live there after its owner gave up trying to recapture it.

    57390 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2019

  100. Pelosi says Trump doesn't get shutdown's effect on workers: 'He thinks maybe they could just ask their father for more money'

    57385 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019