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Reddit (Jan 2019)
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You can tell the age of a tree by counting the rings. You can tell the age of an artificial xmas tree by counting the layers of duct tape holding the box together.
60242 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2019
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Hey, come sit here
60209 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2019
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Police vs Protester
60043 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019
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It got so bad they had a sign made...
60022 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2019
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Biscuits and gravy is just one form of flour and milk poured onto another form of flour and milk.
59994 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2019
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To downplay renewable resources
59990 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2019
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'We are not robots': Amazon warehouse employees push to unionize
59967 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019
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The next big counterculture movement will probably be kids who reject all forms of social media
59923 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2019
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The way this picture of a frozen puddle in my backyard looks like a landscape from the perspective of a plane.
59888 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019
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Hahah good times
59886 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2019
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Trump says he never said that Mexico would directly pay for the wall
59853 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2019
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North Koreans believe they live in the best country in the world because they’re brainwashed by the government and the media.
59850 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2019
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Jesus will find a way no matter what you throw at him
59768 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019
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When childhood friendship turns into love.
59747 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2019
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Technology is incredible!
59721 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019
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It's Buzz Aldrin's 89th birthday today. Let's not forget the time he punched a moon landing denier in the face.
59645 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2019
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TIL that in January 2014, seven-year-old Charlotte Benjamin sent a handwritten letter to Lego complaining there were "more Lego boy people and barely any Lego girls". In June 2014, Lego announced a new "Research Institute" collection featuring female scientists which sold out within a week.
59636 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019
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Gamer problems
59614 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2019
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it’s what they deserve.
59573 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019
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Or maybe you should pay your employees more for them not to rely on tips
59569 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2019
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Low budget cosplay dude strikes again.
59526 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019
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Undercover footage that appears to show extremely sick cows being smuggled into a Polish slaughterhouse and sold on with little or no veterinary inspection has raised alarm about standards in one of the EU’s largest meat exporters.
59514 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2019
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This light projection on paper cutout art making animated figure.
59486 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019
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My dad recently died. We cremated him and I asked if I could keep the hardware in his body from his surgeries. This was not what I was expecting…
59436 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2019
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150 years of anger
59417 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019
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WCGW when I pass this truck while being chased by the police?
59412 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2019
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My mom would have ended my life, resurrected me, and killed me again
59386 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019
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Thai police say they won’t deport Saudi woman seeking asylum
59325 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2019
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Formerly sedentary young adults who were instructed to exercise regularly for several weeks started choosing healthier foods without being asked to, finds a new study of 2,680 young adults.
59315 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2019
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In the movie Birdbox, seeing as animals aren't affected, guide dogs would be the most valuable animal companion to have over a bird
59273 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019
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No.
59261 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2019
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Her new favorite game
59259 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2019
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After i saw that Ea cancelled just another Star Wars Game i made this image to compare the 6 Years Contract from EA to Lucasarts
59252 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019
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NYT: Pastor Who Praised Pulse Nightclub Gunman Resigns After Allegedly Paying for Sex
59227 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2019
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MMOs
59128 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2019
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It's 2019, and not one cereal company has created zip-locked bags for the cereal
59119 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019
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A redditor who I will not name bought me pizza and wings after my losing my job post. I don't deserve this, but thank you, I will remember you, L.
59072 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2019
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Cat introduces its kittens to an old friend
59031 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019
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Medical professionals of Reddit, when did you have to tell a patient "I've seen it all before" to comfort them, but really you had never seen something so bad, or of that nature?
59014 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2019
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Robert Mueller Is Investigating President Trump as a Russian Asset
59011 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2019
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I have a new item for sale :) (redditors plz stop sending me msgs it gets creepy :3)
59009 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2019
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Fierljeppen is Holland’s oldest sport
58978 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019
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What random fact could save your life one day?
58960 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2019
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NEVER make a bill of sale that shows less than what you sold the car for!
58917 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019
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Remember when Epic Games was known for the Gears of War series and not Fortnite?
58878 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2019
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Girls and boys may learn differently in virtual reality (VR). A new study with 7th and 8th -grade students found that girls learned most when the VR-teacher was a young, female researcher named Marie, whereas the boys learned more while being instructed by a flying robot in the form of a drone.
58833 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019
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"I know absolutely nothing about computers, help me out? Also I need you, kind Internet stranger, to pay for it"
58741 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2019
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My grandmother and 'Big John' Candy. She was a secretary for the accounting firm that handled his finances. August 1988.
58715 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2019
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TIL Neanderthal dental plaque shows that there was no such thing as a typical Paleo diet. Some ate mostly meat, and some others are entirely vegetarian.
58698 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2019
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Taking your dogs for a walk... in Switzerland
58620 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2019
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My game collection is finally out of storage! Wife surprised me by building shelves as an anniversary gift today
58603 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2019
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This baggy of weed inside of a german red cross donation box at the airport.
58567 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2019
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Addicted
58563 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2019
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Florida man spent 41 days in jail for heroin. But it was actually detergent, cops say
58547 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019
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Stella, 8 weeks, 10/10 would pet again.
58534 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019
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One brave soul
58525 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019
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Press F for our boy Charizard
58468 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019
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If cartoon physics suddenly replaced real physics, what are some things you would want to try?
58461 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2019
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Tappy taps!
58423 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2019
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My brain tumor is back
58418 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2019
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TIL "Dukes of Hazzard" were destroying '68-'70 Dodge Chargers at such a rate that planes had to be used for aerial search for replacement cars among the populace.
58369 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2019
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Scooping honeycomb
58323 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019
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Baby was crying while I was in the bathroom but suddenly stopped. I came out to find this.
58276 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2019
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Americans' unconscious bias on the basis of sexual orientation and race dropped dramatically over the past decade but bias against people based on body weight increased
58274 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2019
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TIL in 1981 the landlord visited the warehouse of Nintendo of America to collect overdue rent and berated the president, Minoru Arakawa, in front of employees. The new game, Donkey Kong, was about to be released and they changed the character's name to their landlord's name: Mario.
58225 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019
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My brother does some of the coolest / unique stuff I've seen and hardly anyone ever gets to sees it
58201 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2019
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When you have evil plans but it’s bath time
58185 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019
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Danny DeVito Joins Dwayne Johnson in ‘Jumanji’ Sequel
58182 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2019
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Chick-fil-A employee running down a car that drove off without part of their order.
58097 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019
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Best tweet I've seen all day
58077 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019
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My blind dog was waiting for mom at the wrong door. Bless his heart.
58012 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019
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We need to find Dave!
57999 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2019
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I don’t know, Make it happen.
57990 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019
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Research is important
57970 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2019
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Roger Federer, winner of the most male Grand Slam singles titles in tennis history, got ID checked going into the locker room at the Australian Open
57961 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019
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Cosplay of a Character Editor
57932 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2019
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Perfectly calculated
57896 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019
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Most useless braille I've ever seen
57886 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019
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Should I fire my employee for being good at his job??...
57878 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019
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FTFY
57836 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019
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David Attenborough: “The Holocene has ended. The Garden of Eden is no more. We have changed the world so much that scientists say we are in a new geological age: the Anthropocene, the age of humans... What we do now, and in the next few years, will profoundly affect the next few thousand years”
57822 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2019
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My dog heard me throwing up and came to check on me
57811 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2019
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Portrait of a Female Buffalo with frozen snow on its cost by Tom Murphy
57773 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2019
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Texas might have the perfect environment to quit coal for good. Texas is one of the only places where the natural patterns of wind and sun could produce power around the clock, according to new research from Rice University.
57757 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019
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This spot in my high school where people pivot on the stairs
57721 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2019
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Just started watching Game of Thrones and my god.. every time I see her I can’t stop thinking about how perfect she would be to play Aloy in a Horizon Zero Dawn movie.
57699 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2019
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Three Chinese men have launched a public campaign sending bright red trucks with slogans denouncing homosexual “conversion therapy” through major cities in China, in a rare public protest against homophobia.
57690 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019
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Michael Cohen paid IT firm to tweet that he was sexy
57682 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019
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No Game Scheduled
57643 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019
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Report: Bill Gates promises to add his own billions if Congress helps with his nuclear power push
57643 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2019
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A friend went by the state lottery office with a winning scratch off ticket and told them he’d like one of those bigass ceremonial checks as payment.
57555 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019
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[IMAGE] Never Give Up
57486 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2019
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What is the most effective psychological “trick” you use?
57481 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019
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Dad adopts four kids, gives them childhood he never had.
57480 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019
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From CNN: Mueller's office disputes BuzzFeed report that Trump directed Michael Cohen to lie to Congress
57464 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019
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Teachers of reddit, what is the smartest/most creative way of cheating that you've seen?
57459 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2019
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I rolled over my trucks odometer yesterday
57432 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019
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I was told to never let this die...
57413 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019
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TIL a cow in Poland escaped on its way to the slaughterhouse, broke through a metal fence, swam to a nearby island, and was allowed to live there after its owner gave up trying to recapture it.
57390 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2019
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Pelosi says Trump doesn't get shutdown's effect on workers: 'He thinks maybe they could just ask their father for more money'
57385 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019