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Reddit (May 2019)

  1. Just starting to???

    45238 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2019

  2. And at least one hand

    45238 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2019

  3. TIFU by taking LSD and pretending to be French for 10 months

    45234 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019

  4. As a mental health worker or someone affected by mental health issues, what is one thing you would want to say to educate people about mental health and to lessen the stigma and shame surrounding it?

    45233 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2019

  5. Circus team with amazing balance and precision

    45206 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2019

  6. TIL The “XXX” signifies how many times the moonshine batch had been run through the still. Three X’s indicated that it had been run through three times and that the shine was pure alcohol.

    45183 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2019

  7. TIL that Steam was originally created so Valve didn't have to keep shutting off Counter-Strike servers to fix issues with the game.

    45164 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2019

  8. Why hello there!

    45139 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2019

  9. What is, in your opinion, the biggest flaw of the human body?

    45129 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019

  10. If Tywin were still alive this season:

    45111 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2019

  11. These shark railings

    45102 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2019

  12. We were so close

    45099 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2019

  13. Does it count then?

    45078 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2019

  14. when you realise he invaded and held winterfell way longer than the NK

    45046 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2019

  15. They were identified within hours of the pic being posted. Internets really do cool stuff sometimes.

    45039 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019

  16. fuck this shit

    45021 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2019

  17. Chris O'Dowd pretending to drop a snowglobe. Then dropping it.

    45016 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019

  18. Got tired of look at this on my commute home and finally pulled over and cut it down.

    45009 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2019

  19. So there is hope for us?

    44984 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2019

  20. No Justice for Daryll the Cat

    44978 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019

  21. And that's the way the story goes

    44973 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2019

  22. IRS Says It’s Required to Turn Over Trump’s Tax Returns to Congress

    44953 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2019

  23. What a great gift!

    44940 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2019

  24. This suggestion I came across for the reconstruction of Notre Dame

    44896 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019

  25. First Image from Zombie-Thriller 'Blood Quantum' - A deadly zombie plague spreads across the globe. An isolated Native American reserve becomes a front line and battle zone after it's discovered that the indigenous inhabitants are immune to the virus.

    44861 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2019

  26. Danny DeVito walking his dog

    44829 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2019

  27. Pedophiles who are trying to get help are brave.

    44821 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2019

  28. TIL that, after becoming the first white man to run 100 meters in under 10 seconds, French sprinter Christophe Lemaitre received a formal letter of invitation from the Ku Klux Klan. He did not respond.

    44801 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2019

  29. Argentavis magnificens: the largest known bird ever to have existed

    44799 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2019

  30. Being in a relationship is solving problems together. Problems you wouldn't have if you were single.

    44787 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2019

  31. His first time at the doctors

    44782 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2019

  32. Husky Train!

    44739 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019

  33. In Toy story 2 (1999) When Al is about to hang up with the Japanese Toy museum buying Woody. He says “Don’t touch my mustache”. This is him mispronouncing. “どういたしまして” (Dōitashimashite) which means You’re Welcome in Japanese.

    44732 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019

  34. Indian man took his d*ck out in front a woman at an ATM only to shy away when she turned on the camera.

    44679 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2019

  35. Men of reddit, what NSFW male lifestyle hack can you share?

    44671 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2019

  36. Shout out to Jon's heritage having ZERO impact on the story

    44653 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2019

  37. My mom likes to send me photos of my 12 year old pup to try and get me to move back to my home town. It might work.

    44649 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2019

  38. Microsoft to bring games to Steam. "We believe you should have choice in where you buy your PC games."

    44625 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2019

  39. The other team

    44614 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2019

  40. Alabama boycott builds as states retaliate against abortion law

    44597 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2019

  41. “A life is not saved just by letting it be born”

    44580 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2019

  42. If you think Ready Player One isn't happening in your lifetime, think again.

    44573 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2019

  43. *clears throat* ahem. SHOTS FIRED

    44570 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2019

  44. Why did the mountain cross the road

    44570 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2019

  45. TIL that Matt Leblanc, before he was cast in Friends, was told by a photographer to go to a dentist and file a tooth as it was longer. Matt couldn't afford $80 for the dentist as he only had $11 left to his name, so he bought 3 packs of emery boards (Nail files) and filed the tooth himself.

    44551 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2019

  46. I hauled my laptop out to the jungle to do this. Civ6

    44534 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2019

  47. pit maneuver, the LAPD way

    44533 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2019

  48. My Detective Pikachu drawing in process!

    44507 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2019

  49. The great thing about science is you don't have to believe in it to work

    44484 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2019

  50. Everyone got to go home early because a F16 crashed into the building. There were no fatalities

    44433 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2019

  51. Perfect Cover

    44429 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2019

  52. rainy day blues

    44414 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2019

  53. Hopping on the swing real quick

    44406 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019

  54. Grandpa still fits in his military clothes even after almost 60 years.

    44343 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2019

  55. Wanted to cancel my subscription....now I have to talk to someone. 😖

    44331 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019

  56. Wholesome Reaction

    44329 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2019

  57. Timelapse of baby excavators eating a bridge

    44287 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019

  58. Atheists of reddit, what is one thing you admire about religion? Religious people of reddit, what is one thing you admire about atheism?

    44281 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019

  59. Every time someone cooks this.

    44278 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019

  60. So guys know when your mom says that “kids in Africa would love that food”

    44277 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2019

  61. Taxes

    44256 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2019

  62. TIL that Soviet Cosmonauts take shotguns to space to protect themselves from Siberian wilderness upon re-entry back to earth.

    44254 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019

  63. You have us Keanu Reeves

    44207 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2019

  64. Elizabeth Warren Pledged To Replace Betsy DeVos With A Former Public School Teacher If She Wins In 2020

    44204 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2019

  65. Walgreens/CVS Workers When They See Each Other

    44196 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2019

  66. That was the Tyrion I loved. Man was he smooth.

    44179 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2019

  67. Sunset Porn

    44167 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2019

  68. The first ever 1-terabyte microSD card is now for sale

    44164 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019

  69. Sbeve

    44006 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2019

  70. A new study of suicide timing in 18 US states found that suicide rates rose in March, peaked in September, and was lowest in December. Suicide was more likely to occur in the first week of the month, which may be due to bill arrivals, and early in the week, possibly due to work-related stress.

    44002 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019

  71. Trying to take a 5 month picture and the dog jumped in...

    43986 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2019

  72. TIL Researchers historically have avoided using female animals in medical studies specifically so they don't have to account for influences from hormonal cycles. This may explain why women often don't respond to available medications or treatments in the same way as men do

    43970 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2019

  73. My mate went chin first into a rock whilst mountain biking! Nasty x-ray

    43968 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019

  74. 🔥 Bird swallows for fish whole in a matter of seconds

    43965 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2019

  75. Hong Kong protestors demand China be held to account for 1989 Tiananmen crackdown

    43962 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2019

  76. Also from r/blessedimages

    43941 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2019

  77. Parents no longer can claim personal, philosophical exemption for measles vaccine in Wash.

    43935 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2019

  78. LPT: A grey undershirt is less noticeable under a white dress shirt than a white undershirt.

    43918 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2019

  79. The endbattle we deserved.

    43864 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019

  80. I say this qualifies for dad reflexes

    43841 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2019

  81. This mosque in Istanbul looks like it was rendered on the lowest settings possible

    43829 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019

  82. Ghosting is for dickheads.

    43800 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2019

  83. Pay your respects by investing in our unsung heroes!

    43799 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2019

  84. marcos chaves nissan maxima vs porsche

    43772 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2019

  85. New Filipino law requires all students to plant 10 trees if they want to graduate

    43750 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019

  86. Ah shit. Here we go again

    43693 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2019

  87. Hey little buddies.

    43681 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2019

  88. Depressed, suicidal, or otherwise extremely downtrodden members of reddit: what is your go-to quote, phrase, or particular memory in life that keeps you going?

    43677 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2019

  89. How to email well

    43599 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2019

  90. Dr. Moody Jacobs shows a giant bruise on the side and hip of his patient, Ann Hodges, after she was struck by a meteorite. She is the only confirmed person in history to have been hit by a meteorite (1954).

    43598 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2019

  91. And if you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.

    43591 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019

  92. Hate it when the door is sealed

    43582 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2019

  93. I submit one (1) hamb leg for your consideration

    43576 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2019

  94. Enjoy

    43534 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2019

  95. A golden surprise in the litter

    43531 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2019

  96. That’s jacked up

    43506 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2019

  97. Theft rate down 100% since we hired this fella

    43499 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2019

  98. Fish stuck in plastic.

    43495 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2019

  99. My newest fake invention is the FlopFlips. Sandals with reverse soles so it looks like you were walking the opposite direction on the beach. See ya later stalkers!

    43491 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2019

  100. She is a minor and most likely will not face jail time

    43469 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019