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Reddit (May 2019)
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Receipt at an already overpriced restaurant. When I asked the waiter he just shrugged and said 'Oh yeah, we need to fix that'
34388 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2019
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My herd of horses sculpted from Babybel cheese wax
34384 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2019
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TIL A man thought he had bladder cancer but he actually had a fully functioning female reproductive system.
34375 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2019
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Has VR gone too far? [Blade & Sorcery]
34371 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2019
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A perfect quadruple back tuck
34364 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019
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TIL that Norman Borlaug saved more than a billion lives with a "miracle wheat" that averted mass starvation, becoming 1 of only 5 people to win the Nobel Peace Prize, Presidential Medal of Freedom, and Congressional Gold Medal. He said, "Food is the moral right of all who are born into this world."
34363 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019
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Adobe Tells Users They Can Get Sued for Using Old Versions of Photoshop - "You are no longer licensed to use the software," Adobe told them.
34356 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019
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Murdered by your own words John
34344 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2019
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Oh snap! I fixed the show...
34337 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019
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My friend matched w/ this guy on Okcupid
34323 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2019
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Trump Is Horrible But Mitch McConnell Is Really Destroying America
34300 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019
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In 10 Cloverfield Lane, Howard is already wearing earplugs when confronting Emmett and Michelle because he intends to use his gun regardless of the outcome.
34293 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019
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Alright don't mess this up the whole country is watching
34287 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2019
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Dwight Muhammad Qawi taunting Leon Spinks
34279 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019
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Cap was not only worthy enough to wield Mjolnir, but powerful enough to command Stormbreaker (Thor's warning to the Guardians: "You simply lack the strength to wield it, your bodies will crumble as your minds collapse into madness")
34268 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2019
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Wife of lobbyist for Russian plant in KY got boost from McConnell: Maddow notes how the dots connect awkwardly for McConnell after the wife of the lobbyist who alerted McConnell to a huge Russian investment in Kentucky was suddenly processed for a federal judgeship for which she is not qualified.
34262 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2019
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A scene we’ll never forget
34256 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019
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'A world first' - Boris Johnson to face private prosecution over Brexit campaign claims
34229 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2019
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AG William Barr won’t attend House Judiciary hearing scheduled for Thursday, committee aide says
34211 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2019
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Developers are already starting to decline Epic exclusivity deals because of potential brand damage
34208 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2019
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Here some perfectly cooked rice
34177 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2019
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LPT: Reminder. Monday is Memorial Day, not Veterans Day. Don’t thank servicemen/women for their service on Memorial Day
34163 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2019
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Not photoshop, but it’s important to see this photo of her with a relaxed stomach. I saw soo many young women feeling bad about themselves bc of the first pic but even as gorgeous as she is, she still inhales for photos!
34146 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2019
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I guess the next step is anal?
34142 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019
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Pick a lane
34132 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2019
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This is Aya. I had to post her on r/aww because a stranger on the internet encouraged me to. :3
34129 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2019
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My blueberry! My blueberry! ALL MINEEEEE!
34124 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019
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Probably the best selfie of 2019 🐒
34122 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2019
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People of Reddit listening to music right now, what song are you listening to?
34119 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019
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Happy Mother's Day to the woman with the greatest musical taste in the galaxy.
34112 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2019
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In S1E1, Jaime Lannister pushes Bran Stark out of a window. This is subtle foreshadowing for S8E5, where eight seasons of Jaime's character development are similarly thrown out the window.
34101 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2019
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Now we know why he acts that soulless, Bran had already seen the complete Season 8
34101 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019
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Wait, no it’s not what it looks like.
34097 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2019
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Hippie Thor
34071 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019
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Netflix says it will rethink its investment in Georgia if 'heartbeat' abortion law goes into effect
34061 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019
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tifu by having a threesome
34058 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2019
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The Trump administration has taken its war on abortion worldwide, cutting off all funding to any overseas organisation or clinic that will not agree to a complete ban on even discussing it.
34055 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2019
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TIL In 2016, more than half of all Americans forfeited vacation days, amounting to 206 million unused vacation days worth some $66.4 billion, and those employees who forfeit their vacation days do not perform as well as the ones who use all their time
34033 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2019
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Take my honey
34026 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2019
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What’s that song called again?
33999 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019
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Wear Your Seatbelt
33998 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2019
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Couples who use marijuana together may have heightened intimacy, suggests a new diary study of 183 couples. Unlike alcohol where both partners had to drink together to reap relationship benefits, the same benefits can be achieved with marijuana even if just one partner engages in the activity.
33992 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2019
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Anything is possible
33980 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2019
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This is Michelle Clapton, the costume designer for all the amazing outfits we’ve seen on Game of Thrones
33968 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2019
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Incredible catch by first baseman Haven Williams from Clyde High School by ending up in the splits to catch the ball.
33929 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2019
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Yeeeehaw
33910 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019
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"Gimme a hug, human"..."We are working"..."Scritches then"...
33908 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2019
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Happy 10 year anniversary Minecraft!
33902 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2019
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Election poster of a german politician...
33901 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2019
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Let’s hear it for this good boy who finally got his pets
33890 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2019
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TIL in Taiwan, a 96-year-old saved his village from demolition by painting every surface of it with colourful imagery, which brought in so many tourists that the mayor ordered that the village be preserved.
33882 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019
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Jewish History IRL
33848 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019
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Probably the best picture I've ever taken.
33828 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2019
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The chosen one
33812 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019
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Bruh got em
33811 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2019
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TIFU by making everyone in the elevator think that they were going to die.
33800 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2019
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SCP 049 approves.
33799 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2019
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I see this as an absolute win
33775 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2019
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Evidence of ripples in the fabric of space and time found 5 times this month - Three of the gravitational wave signals are thought to be from two merging black holes, with the fourth emitted by colliding neutron stars. The fifth seems to be from the merger of a black hole and a neutron star.
33771 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2019
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Megathread: House panel issues report citing Barr for contempt
33770 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2019
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to convince people that Jesus isn't cool with homosexuality
33745 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2019
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Every time
33731 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2019
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How he bag the wheels.
33726 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2019
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Donald Trump has been warned by the west’s most influential economics thinktank that further escalation of the US-China trade war would unleash significant damage for the American economy, as well as the rest of the world
33722 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2019
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Ireland Becomes 2nd Country to Declare a Climate Emergency
33721 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019
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This somehow made into our schools yearbook
33712 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2019
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Amazing view of Berner, Oberland. Switzerland.
33709 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2019
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This woman made wings that she can control at will.
33699 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019
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Also every lady walking their dog: he must smell your dog
33694 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2019
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Spoons exploding.... PLAUSIBLE
33673 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2019
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The 'Wedding Scene' cast
33660 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2019
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Drogon just kinda forgot Dany..
33631 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2019
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Judge strikes down Kentucky law banning abortion procedure
33629 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2019
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lil bun bun
33617 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2019
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The hero we need
33607 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2019
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Dads tattoo's cause daughters cancer, from lack of green juices!
33599 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2019
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This is the truest thing ever
33597 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2019
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Spidey gave no shits.
33587 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019
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It was said you would make a gif not a slide show.
33583 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019
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from r/teenagers
33576 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019
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Paul Rudd at 50 years old
33576 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019
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New Poster for Jim Jamusch’s Zombie-Comedy ‘The Dead Don’t Die’ - Starring Adam Driver, Bill Murray, Chloë Sevigny, Tilda Swinton, Caleb Landry Jones, Steve Buscemi, Rosie Perez, Tom Waits, Danny Glover, RZA, and Iggy Pop
33574 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2019
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Senate fails to override Trump’s veto of resolution demanding end to U.S. involvement in Yemen
33566 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2019
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TIFU by ordering food online amd essentially setting restaurant on fire with the help of bee movie script
33563 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2019
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Doctors of Reddit, what are some of your anti-vax parent stories?
33561 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2019
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Emilia Clarke at the game last night
33547 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2019
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What’s something that can’t be explained, it must be experienced?
33533 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019
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Bamboozled
33531 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2019
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2meirl4meirl
33504 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019
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Warren Buffett: If a bank needs a government bailout, the CEO and spouse should lose 'net worth'
33486 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2019
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[No Spoilers] Feeling cute, might kill someone for some chickens idk
33481 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2019
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I didn't notice that my glove broke while dying my friend's hair and now my hands are stained
33458 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2019
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To remove Puerto Rico from the United States by definition
33452 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2019
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Hello comrade
33411 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2019
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TIL that Maurice Sendak's classic book "Where the Wild Things Are" was supposed to be titled "Where the Wild Horses Are" but he realized he couldn't draw horses so he changed it to "things" instead
33405 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2019
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Conservatives Stunned by Mueller Suggesting Trump Is Not Innocent
33399 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2019
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Yin's golf shot. never tell me the odds
33396 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2019
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Good boy's face says it all
33374 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2019
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I'm an investigative journalist. I've found evidence showing that Altria, America's biggest tobacco company, asked Mitch McConnell to present the Tobacco to 21 bill he introduced on Monday and that it's probably not meant to keep nicotine away from kids. AMA.
33370 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2019
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Dont forget to take a break and enable dark mode if you havent already
33369 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2019