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  1. Receipt at an already overpriced restaurant. When I asked the waiter he just shrugged and said 'Oh yeah, we need to fix that'

    34388 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2019

  2. My herd of horses sculpted from Babybel cheese wax

    34384 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2019

  3. TIL A man thought he had bladder cancer but he actually had a fully functioning female reproductive system.

    34375 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2019

  4. Has VR gone too far? [Blade & Sorcery]

    34371 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2019

  5. A perfect quadruple back tuck

    34364 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019

  6. TIL that Norman Borlaug saved more than a billion lives with a "miracle wheat" that averted mass starvation, becoming 1 of only 5 people to win the Nobel Peace Prize, Presidential Medal of Freedom, and Congressional Gold Medal. He said, "Food is the moral right of all who are born into this world."

    34363 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019

  7. Adobe Tells Users They Can Get Sued for Using Old Versions of Photoshop - "You are no longer licensed to use the software," Adobe told them.

    34356 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019

  8. Murdered by your own words John

    34344 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2019

  9. Oh snap! I fixed the show...

    34337 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019

  10. My friend matched w/ this guy on Okcupid

    34323 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2019

  11. Trump Is Horrible But Mitch McConnell Is Really Destroying America

    34300 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019

  12. In 10 Cloverfield Lane, Howard is already wearing earplugs when confronting Emmett and Michelle because he intends to use his gun regardless of the outcome.

    34293 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019

  13. Alright don't mess this up the whole country is watching

    34287 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2019

  14. Dwight Muhammad Qawi taunting Leon Spinks

    34279 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019

  15. Cap was not only worthy enough to wield Mjolnir, but powerful enough to command Stormbreaker (Thor's warning to the Guardians: "You simply lack the strength to wield it, your bodies will crumble as your minds collapse into madness")

    34268 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2019

  16. Wife of lobbyist for Russian plant in KY got boost from McConnell: Maddow notes how the dots connect awkwardly for McConnell after the wife of the lobbyist who alerted McConnell to a huge Russian investment in Kentucky was suddenly processed for a federal judgeship for which she is not qualified.

    34262 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2019

  17. A scene we’ll never forget

    34256 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019

  18. 'A world first' - Boris Johnson to face private prosecution over Brexit campaign claims

    34229 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2019

  19. AG William Barr won’t attend House Judiciary hearing scheduled for Thursday, committee aide says

    34211 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2019

  20. Developers are already starting to decline Epic exclusivity deals because of potential brand damage

    34208 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2019

  21. Here some perfectly cooked rice

    34177 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2019

  22. LPT: Reminder. Monday is Memorial Day, not Veterans Day. Don’t thank servicemen/women for their service on Memorial Day

    34163 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2019

  23. Not photoshop, but it’s important to see this photo of her with a relaxed stomach. I saw soo many young women feeling bad about themselves bc of the first pic but even as gorgeous as she is, she still inhales for photos!

    34146 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2019

  24. I guess the next step is anal?

    34142 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019

  25. Pick a lane

    34132 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2019

  26. This is Aya. I had to post her on r/aww because a stranger on the internet encouraged me to. :3

    34129 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2019

  27. My blueberry! My blueberry! ALL MINEEEEE!

    34124 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019

  28. Probably the best selfie of 2019 🐒

    34122 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2019

  29. People of Reddit listening to music right now, what song are you listening to?

    34119 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019

  30. Happy Mother's Day to the woman with the greatest musical taste in the galaxy.

    34112 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2019

  31. In S1E1, Jaime Lannister pushes Bran Stark out of a window. This is subtle foreshadowing for S8E5, where eight seasons of Jaime's character development are similarly thrown out the window.

    34101 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2019

  32. Now we know why he acts that soulless, Bran had already seen the complete Season 8

    34101 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019

  33. Wait, no it’s not what it looks like.

    34097 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2019

  34. Hippie Thor

    34071 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019

  35. Netflix says it will rethink its investment in Georgia if 'heartbeat' abortion law goes into effect

    34061 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019

  36. tifu by having a threesome

    34058 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2019

  37. The Trump administration has taken its war on abortion worldwide, cutting off all funding to any overseas organisation or clinic that will not agree to a complete ban on even discussing it.

    34055 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2019

  38. TIL In 2016, more than half of all Americans forfeited vacation days, amounting to 206 million unused vacation days worth some $66.4 billion, and those employees who forfeit their vacation days do not perform as well as the ones who use all their time

    34033 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2019

  39. Take my honey

    34026 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2019

  40. What’s that song called again?

    33999 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019

  41. Wear Your Seatbelt

    33998 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2019

  42. Couples who use marijuana together may have heightened intimacy, suggests a new diary study of 183 couples. Unlike alcohol where both partners had to drink together to reap relationship benefits, the same benefits can be achieved with marijuana even if just one partner engages in the activity.

    33992 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2019

  43. Anything is possible

    33980 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2019

  44. This is Michelle Clapton, the costume designer for all the amazing outfits we’ve seen on Game of Thrones

    33968 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2019

  45. Incredible catch by first baseman Haven Williams from Clyde High School by ending up in the splits to catch the ball.

    33929 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2019

  46. Yeeeehaw

    33910 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019

  47. "Gimme a hug, human"..."We are working"..."Scritches then"...

    33908 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2019

  48. Happy 10 year anniversary Minecraft!

    33902 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2019

  49. Election poster of a german politician...

    33901 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2019

  50. Let’s hear it for this good boy who finally got his pets

    33890 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2019

  51. TIL in Taiwan, a 96-year-old saved his village from demolition by painting every surface of it with colourful imagery, which brought in so many tourists that the mayor ordered that the village be preserved.

    33882 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019

  52. Jewish History IRL

    33848 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019

  53. Probably the best picture I've ever taken.

    33828 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2019

  54. The chosen one

    33812 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019

  55. Bruh got em

    33811 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2019

  56. TIFU by making everyone in the elevator think that they were going to die.

    33800 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2019

  57. SCP 049 approves.

    33799 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2019

  58. I see this as an absolute win

    33775 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2019

  59. Evidence of ripples in the fabric of space and time found 5 times this month - Three of the gravitational wave signals are thought to be from two merging black holes, with the fourth emitted by colliding neutron stars. The fifth seems to be from the merger of a black hole and a neutron star.

    33771 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2019

  60. Megathread: House panel issues report citing Barr for contempt

    33770 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2019

  61. to convince people that Jesus isn't cool with homosexuality

    33745 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2019

  62. Every time

    33731 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2019

  63. How he bag the wheels.

    33726 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2019

  64. Donald Trump has been warned by the west’s most influential economics thinktank that further escalation of the US-China trade war would unleash significant damage for the American economy, as well as the rest of the world

    33722 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2019

  65. Ireland Becomes 2nd Country to Declare a Climate Emergency

    33721 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019

  66. This somehow made into our schools yearbook

    33712 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2019

  67. Amazing view of Berner, Oberland. Switzerland.

    33709 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2019

  68. This woman made wings that she can control at will.

    33699 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019

  69. Also every lady walking their dog: he must smell your dog

    33694 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2019

  70. Spoons exploding.... PLAUSIBLE

    33673 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2019

  71. The 'Wedding Scene' cast

    33660 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2019

  72. Drogon just kinda forgot Dany..

    33631 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2019

  73. Judge strikes down Kentucky law banning abortion procedure

    33629 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2019

  74. lil bun bun

    33617 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2019

  75. The hero we need

    33607 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2019

  76. Dads tattoo's cause daughters cancer, from lack of green juices!

    33599 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2019

  77. This is the truest thing ever

    33597 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2019

  78. Spidey gave no shits.

    33587 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019

  79. It was said you would make a gif not a slide show.

    33583 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019

  80. from r/teenagers

    33576 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019

  81. Paul Rudd at 50 years old

    33576 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019

  82. New Poster for Jim Jamusch’s Zombie-Comedy ‘The Dead Don’t Die’ - Starring Adam Driver, Bill Murray, Chloë Sevigny, Tilda Swinton, Caleb Landry Jones, Steve Buscemi, Rosie Perez, Tom Waits, Danny Glover, RZA, and Iggy Pop

    33574 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2019

  83. Senate fails to override Trump’s veto of resolution demanding end to U.S. involvement in Yemen

    33566 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2019

  84. TIFU by ordering food online amd essentially setting restaurant on fire with the help of bee movie script

    33563 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2019

  85. Doctors of Reddit, what are some of your anti-vax parent stories?

    33561 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2019

  86. Emilia Clarke at the game last night

    33547 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2019

  87. What’s something that can’t be explained, it must be experienced?

    33533 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019

  88. Bamboozled

    33531 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2019

  89. 2meirl4meirl

    33504 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019

  90. Warren Buffett: If a bank needs a government bailout, the CEO and spouse should lose 'net worth'

    33486 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2019

  91. [No Spoilers] Feeling cute, might kill someone for some chickens idk

    33481 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2019

  92. I didn't notice that my glove broke while dying my friend's hair and now my hands are stained

    33458 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2019

  93. To remove Puerto Rico from the United States by definition

    33452 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2019

  94. Hello comrade

    33411 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2019

  95. TIL that Maurice Sendak's classic book "Where the Wild Things Are" was supposed to be titled "Where the Wild Horses Are" but he realized he couldn't draw horses so he changed it to "things" instead

    33405 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2019

  96. Conservatives Stunned by Mueller Suggesting Trump Is Not Innocent

    33399 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2019

  97. Yin's golf shot. never tell me the odds

    33396 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2019

  98. Good boy's face says it all

    33374 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2019

  99. I'm an investigative journalist. I've found evidence showing that Altria, America's biggest tobacco company, asked Mitch McConnell to present the Tobacco to 21 bill he introduced on Monday and that it's probably not meant to keep nicotine away from kids. AMA.

    33370 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2019

  100. Dont forget to take a break and enable dark mode if you havent already

    33369 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2019