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Reddit (May 2019)
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Real life "Ass Pounder 4000"
6363 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2019
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"Why on earth would she want to be a boy?!"
6359 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2019
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A bandit on the road! ( found on crappy paid Instagram ad )
6359 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019
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this man helping out a teacher (who’s also being a bro to her students)
6349 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2019
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He gets the memo
6346 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2019
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Kyrie said he wouldn't shoot 8/22 (36.4%) from the field again after his Game 3 performance. He proceeded to shoot 7/22 (31.8%) from the field in Game 4. When asked about his performance he said, "Who cares?" Kyrie followed this up with a 6/22 (28.6%) shooting night in an elimination game.
6344 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2019
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Liverpool [3]-0 Barcelona : Wijnaldum 56' (agg. 3-3)
6343 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2019
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a friend’s boyfriend’s friend. bonus drunk texts from months ago. suuure
6326 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2019
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EM calls me Slut for having big breasts and ED rips off the strap of my Swimsuit
6325 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2019
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4-2 W4 | Toronto Raptors Heading to the NBA Finals | May 25th 2019
6323 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2019
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Sentenced to death for wanting to help the ill
6322 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2019
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Why is Earth’s moon named “Moon” but all of the other moons have their own names?
6315 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2019
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Birth control is abortion now
6314 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2019
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🦀 KUN0 IS GONE 🦀
6311 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2019
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This review of an Irish police station
6310 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2019
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ITAP of my diving instructor reaching the surface.
6308 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2019
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Real Hug- oh this is nice 💕
6303 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019
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Found on r/murderedbywords
6300 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019
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"We don't have flying cars due to female suffrage"
6297 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2019
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New Season 9 teaser!
6296 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2019
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Stay safe out there friends. ID at the door.
6295 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2019
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I raise you, my husband at age 16. A recent immigrant to the US and roped into a themed photo shoot. He still refers to this photo as “pew pew” and shows it off proudly.
6294 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2019
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Why are people so quick to assume the worst when it comes to men?
6286 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2019
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The good news is his name, insta, address and number has been posted too
6281 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2019
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MOD POST: Self-pitying validation comments will result in a temp ban
6276 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019
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American Circumcision (2018)| Documentary about the horrors of the wide spread practice
6274 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2019
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Venezuela's economic crisis is now so bad that criminals can't afford to buy bullets
6271 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2019
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His wiggle was too strong
6268 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2019
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The wielder of this saber is certainly skillful.
6258 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2019
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This bag of Doritos, with only one chip in it. It was full of chips, but i ate them. I'm going to eat that one, also.
6255 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019
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A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?”
6254 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2019
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Men who have moved abroad and never looked back, where did you move, and how has the experience been?
6252 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2019
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This definitely counts…
6251 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019
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I left my nether portal for TWO SECONDS IN MY VILLAGE
6249 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019
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Go.
6248 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2019
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This is pretty easy....
6237 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2019
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Baolan on Doublelift and CoreJJ: "They’re a good bot lane...for North America"
6229 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2019
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life is like a box of chocolates
6224 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019
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I was at a job interview today when the manager handed me his laptop and said
6209 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2019
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A company pretends to plant trees to promote their business.
6208 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2019
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Star Trek: Picard - Teaser
6198 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2019
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Woman decides that if she can’t have a job, food must be shit
6197 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2019
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White House ‘Destroyed’ Documents Instead Of Turning Them Over To Mueller, Alleges Former Aide
6192 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2019
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I Need Healing [OC]
6190 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019
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GlObAl wARmIng fUckInG MElts poOr kITteR tO DeATh
6181 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019
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*cough cough*
6181 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2019
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How Is The United States Such A Powerful Superpower & Yet Americans Seem To Be So Stupid?
6180 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2019
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Are scratchy tippy taps allowed?
6179 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2019
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This is why adoption and the US is so behind when it comes to Bitcoin and Cryptocurrency. Have a look at this shocking video from Congress.
6178 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019
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Cheating? Found a clean sock that is not mine.
6177 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2019
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pocket kitten
6176 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019
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Im 15 And This Is Yeet
6173 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2019
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Danny devito hitting puberty (1956)
6171 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2019
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AITA for kicking out my 19 year old sister into the streets because she got knocked up and wouldn't abort?
6163 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2019
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The latest battlenet patch removed all credits to Activision on the Destiny 2 tab
6162 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2019
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Ah yes with the water birds
6162 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2019
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Works every time, 60% of the time.
6148 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2019
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The Great War isn't Over [Spoilers EXTENDED]
6146 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2019
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Manchester City players singing a parody of the "Allez Allez Allez" chant after winning the league
6146 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019
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How can Nintendo not be completely embarrassed with their treatment of online gaming? Mario Maker 2 does not let you play with friends online but lets you play with randoms.
6138 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2019
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Natural madlad (credit- u/Rollanan)
6135 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2019
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This is what happens when you spam your shitty slides. (This guy had 1000+ in his online records, just saying)
6133 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019
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What boosts your confidence & feeling of masculinity?
6129 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2019
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(Spoilers MAIN) Lyanna Mormont's character arc went from wise listener to brave idiot
6128 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2019
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I wish every time I say “bruh moment” every person on the planet responds with “bruh” at the same time, at a low enough volume where I won’t be deafened but a high enough volume where it’s audible
6125 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019
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This lady is demanding i give her my house because of the US constitution? But first i have to clean the pool and detail the yard to liking. I'll put all the facts in the comments later tonight if anyone is interested
6124 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019
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This is my kind of workout
6118 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019
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Toddler zipping around on a hoverboard.
6118 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2019
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TIL that in 2017, a United Nations official investigating poverty in the United States, stated that Alabama had the worst poverty in the entire developed world.
6117 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2019
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OC absolutelynotmeirl
6114 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2019
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(Spoilers Main) One of the Big Disappointments of Season 8 is How Much We Still Don't Know About... Anything
6114 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2019
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At Amazon, facial recognition ban won just 2% of shareholder vote
6111 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2019
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Genaro Gattuso gave up 5,5 millions to make sure his staff members would be paid till the end of their contracts
6111 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2019
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My boyfriend “slut shames” me because of my post partum body
6110 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2019
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Well performance issues I guess, it’s not uncommon, 1 out of 5
6109 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019
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This charity shop has photos of Keanu in every frame
6109 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019
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Regarding Esfand and Mizkif's ban
6106 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2019
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Boogie2988 is now blaming his high school history teacher for his opinions on the Holocaust
6105 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2019
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Happy Mother’s Day!
6103 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2019
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What's your favorite porn plot line?
6097 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2019
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Unless otherwise specified, I assume everyone on reddit male, and everyone on Tumblr or Pinterest is female. What other assumptions do you make for other websites/platforms?
6096 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019
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[OC] My players wanted to know what "handsome, for a beholder" meant, so 20 minutes in MS Paint later, I presented them with this gem.
6095 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2019
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(NV) Brother-in-law was attacked 2 nights ago, shot several times, exchanged gunfire with the attacker. Police took his wallet with $1,500 in it, and have made a suspicious call to hospital.
6093 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2019
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Anon collects guitar pedals
6091 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2019
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Tacos al pastor
6089 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2019
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Sword 🗡️ and shield 🛡️ insta: Liamodearme ✨
6086 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2019
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Maybe I just need to hand them a multiple choice form
6081 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019
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Great setup, just thought the last panel could use a little adjustment
6079 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2019
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Underlying psychological traits could explain why political satire tends to be liberal, suggests new research (n=305), which found that political conservatives tend to score lower on a measure of need for cognition, which is related to their lack of appreciation for irony and exaggeration.
6072 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2019
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This chameleon toy with tongue sticking out
6071 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019
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When robbing a shop
6066 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2019
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Cheesildur!
6065 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019
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My school is randomly searching phones. What are my rights?
6065 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2019
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Hitting a beer can with a dart
6062 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2019
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[NO SPOILERS] My Valyrian is a bit nostril.
6062 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2019
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I had a 20min wait, so I did a little rating list. Awesome!
6058 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019
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Roast Me, I’m Irish 😘
6051 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2019
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hmmm
6050 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2019
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Went to NASA for a school trip today, was given a “prize” for my response to a question.
6043 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2019
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Accurate.
6041 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2019