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  1. Real life "Ass Pounder 4000"

    6363 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2019

  2. "Why on earth would she want to be a boy?!"

    6359 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2019

  3. A bandit on the road! ( found on crappy paid Instagram ad )

    6359 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019

  4. this man helping out a teacher (who’s also being a bro to her students)

    6349 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2019

  5. He gets the memo

    6346 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2019

  6. Kyrie said he wouldn't shoot 8/22 (36.4%) from the field again after his Game 3 performance. He proceeded to shoot 7/22 (31.8%) from the field in Game 4. When asked about his performance he said, "Who cares?" Kyrie followed this up with a 6/22 (28.6%) shooting night in an elimination game.

    6344 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2019

  7. Liverpool [3]-0 Barcelona : Wijnaldum 56' (agg. 3-3)

    6343 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2019

  8. a friend’s boyfriend’s friend. bonus drunk texts from months ago. suuure

    6326 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2019

  9. EM calls me Slut for having big breasts and ED rips off the strap of my Swimsuit

    6325 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2019

  10. 4-2 W4 | Toronto Raptors Heading to the NBA Finals | May 25th 2019

    6323 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2019

  11. Sentenced to death for wanting to help the ill

    6322 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2019

  12. Why is Earth’s moon named “Moon” but all of the other moons have their own names?

    6315 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2019

  13. Birth control is abortion now

    6314 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2019

  14. 🦀 KUN0 IS GONE 🦀

    6311 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2019

  15. This review of an Irish police station

    6310 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2019

  16. ITAP of my diving instructor reaching the surface.

    6308 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2019

  17. Real Hug- oh this is nice 💕

    6303 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019

  18. Found on r/murderedbywords

    6300 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019

  19. "We don't have flying cars due to female suffrage"

    6297 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2019

  20. New Season 9 teaser!

    6296 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2019

  21. Stay safe out there friends. ID at the door.

    6295 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2019

  22. I raise you, my husband at age 16. A recent immigrant to the US and roped into a themed photo shoot. He still refers to this photo as “pew pew” and shows it off proudly.

    6294 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2019

  23. Why are people so quick to assume the worst when it comes to men?

    6286 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2019

  24. The good news is his name, insta, address and number has been posted too

    6281 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2019

  25. MOD POST: Self-pitying validation comments will result in a temp ban

    6276 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019

  26. American Circumcision (2018)| Documentary about the horrors of the wide spread practice

    6274 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2019

  27. Venezuela's economic crisis is now so bad that criminals can't afford to buy bullets

    6271 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2019

  28. His wiggle was too strong

    6268 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2019

  29. The wielder of this saber is certainly skillful.

    6258 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2019

  30. This bag of Doritos, with only one chip in it. It was full of chips, but i ate them. I'm going to eat that one, also.

    6255 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019

  31. A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?”

    6254 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2019

  32. Men who have moved abroad and never looked back, where did you move, and how has the experience been?

    6252 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2019

  33. This definitely counts…

    6251 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019

  34. I left my nether portal for TWO SECONDS IN MY VILLAGE

    6249 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019

  35. Go.

    6248 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2019

  36. This is pretty easy....

    6237 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2019

  37. Baolan on Doublelift and CoreJJ: "They’re a good bot lane...for North America"

    6229 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2019

  38. life is like a box of chocolates

    6224 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019

  39. I was at a job interview today when the manager handed me his laptop and said

    6209 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2019

  40. A company pretends to plant trees to promote their business.

    6208 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2019

  41. Star Trek: Picard - Teaser

    6198 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2019

  42. Woman decides that if she can’t have a job, food must be shit

    6197 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2019

  43. White House ‘Destroyed’ Documents Instead Of Turning Them Over To Mueller, Alleges Former Aide

    6192 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2019

  44. I Need Healing [OC]

    6190 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019

  45. GlObAl wARmIng fUckInG MElts poOr kITteR tO DeATh

    6181 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019

  46. *cough cough*

    6181 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2019

  47. How Is The United States Such A Powerful Superpower & Yet Americans Seem To Be So Stupid?

    6180 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2019

  48. Are scratchy tippy taps allowed?

    6179 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2019

  49. This is why adoption and the US is so behind when it comes to Bitcoin and Cryptocurrency. Have a look at this shocking video from Congress.

    6178 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019

  50. Cheating? Found a clean sock that is not mine.

    6177 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2019

  51. pocket kitten

    6176 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019

  52. Im 15 And This Is Yeet

    6173 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2019

  53. Danny devito hitting puberty (1956)

    6171 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2019

  54. AITA for kicking out my 19 year old sister into the streets because she got knocked up and wouldn't abort?

    6163 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2019

  55. The latest battlenet patch removed all credits to Activision on the Destiny 2 tab

    6162 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2019

  56. Ah yes with the water birds

    6162 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2019

  57. Works every time, 60% of the time.

    6148 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2019

  58. The Great War isn't Over [Spoilers EXTENDED]

    6146 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2019

  59. Manchester City players singing a parody of the "Allez Allez Allez" chant after winning the league

    6146 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019

  60. How can Nintendo not be completely embarrassed with their treatment of online gaming? Mario Maker 2 does not let you play with friends online but lets you play with randoms.

    6138 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2019

  61. Natural madlad (credit- u/Rollanan)

    6135 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2019

  62. This is what happens when you spam your shitty slides. (This guy had 1000+ in his online records, just saying)

    6133 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019

  63. What boosts your confidence & feeling of masculinity?

    6129 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2019

  64. (Spoilers MAIN) Lyanna Mormont's character arc went from wise listener to brave idiot

    6128 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2019

  65. I wish every time I say “bruh moment” every person on the planet responds with “bruh” at the same time, at a low enough volume where I won’t be deafened but a high enough volume where it’s audible

    6125 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019

  66. This lady is demanding i give her my house because of the US constitution? But first i have to clean the pool and detail the yard to liking. I'll put all the facts in the comments later tonight if anyone is interested

    6124 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019

  67. This is my kind of workout

    6118 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019

  68. Toddler zipping around on a hoverboard.

    6118 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2019

  69. TIL that in 2017, a United Nations official investigating poverty in the United States, stated that Alabama had the worst poverty in the entire developed world.

    6117 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2019

  70. OC absolutelynotmeirl

    6114 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2019

  71. (Spoilers Main) One of the Big Disappointments of Season 8 is How Much We Still Don't Know About... Anything

    6114 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2019

  72. At Amazon, facial recognition ban won just 2% of shareholder vote

    6111 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2019

  73. Genaro Gattuso gave up 5,5 millions to make sure his staff members would be paid till the end of their contracts

    6111 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2019

  74. My boyfriend “slut shames” me because of my post partum body

    6110 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2019

  75. Well performance issues I guess, it’s not uncommon, 1 out of 5

    6109 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019

  76. This charity shop has photos of Keanu in every frame

    6109 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019

  77. Regarding Esfand and Mizkif's ban

    6106 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2019

  78. Boogie2988 is now blaming his high school history teacher for his opinions on the Holocaust

    6105 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2019

  79. Happy Mother’s Day!

    6103 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2019

  80. What's your favorite porn plot line?

    6097 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2019

  81. Unless otherwise specified, I assume everyone on reddit male, and everyone on Tumblr or Pinterest is female. What other assumptions do you make for other websites/platforms?

    6096 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019

  82. [OC] My players wanted to know what "handsome, for a beholder" meant, so 20 minutes in MS Paint later, I presented them with this gem.

    6095 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2019

  83. (NV) Brother-in-law was attacked 2 nights ago, shot several times, exchanged gunfire with the attacker. Police took his wallet with $1,500 in it, and have made a suspicious call to hospital.

    6093 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2019

  84. Anon collects guitar pedals

    6091 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2019

  85. Tacos al pastor

    6089 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2019

  86. Sword 🗡️ and shield 🛡️ insta: Liamodearme ✨

    6086 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2019

  87. Maybe I just need to hand them a multiple choice form

    6081 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019

  88. Great setup, just thought the last panel could use a little adjustment

    6079 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2019

  89. Underlying psychological traits could explain why political satire tends to be liberal, suggests new research (n=305), which found that political conservatives tend to score lower on a measure of need for cognition, which is related to their lack of appreciation for irony and exaggeration.

    6072 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2019

  90. This chameleon toy with tongue sticking out

    6071 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019

  91. When robbing a shop

    6066 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2019

  92. Cheesildur!

    6065 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019

  93. My school is randomly searching phones. What are my rights?

    6065 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2019

  94. Hitting a beer can with a dart

    6062 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2019

  95. [NO SPOILERS] My Valyrian is a bit nostril.

    6062 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2019

  96. I had a 20min wait, so I did a little rating list. Awesome!

    6058 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019

  97. Roast Me, I’m Irish 😘

    6051 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2019

  98. hmmm

    6050 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2019

  99. Went to NASA for a school trip today, was given a “prize” for my response to a question.

    6043 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2019

  100. Accurate.

    6041 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2019