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Reddit (May 2019)

  1. Guys, what is something you wish your girlfriend knew what to do during sex?

    9101 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2019

  2. Absolutely not me irl

    9100 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2019

  3. The correct way of using a Toblerone bar

    9099 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2019

  4. He doesn't take no for an answer.

    9097 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019

  5. Bicycle soccer.

    9095 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2019

  6. TIL 2,000 year old seeds were discovered inside an ancient jar in Israel 1963. They were planted in 2005 and a tree extinct for 1,800 years sprouted from the ground.

    9094 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2019

  7. WIBTA if I fired our sitter over religion?

    9094 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2019

  8. 🔥 Inquisitive elephant seal pup checking out a wildlife photographer 🔥

    9092 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2019

  9. I came to Thailand to kill myself..

    9072 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2019

  10. Flexing on the cops

    9069 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2019

  11. Put your hands in the air! This is a hold up!

    9068 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2019

  12. Nah, just bros

    9059 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2019

  13. The Shawshank Redemption - Red's prison mugshot is really a photo of Morgan Freemans son.

    9059 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2019

  14. Snoop Dogg on Kawhi: “I’ve talked to him. I believe it wasn’t a “quit.” I believe it was a lot of disrespect in that locker room towards him. That man brought you all a championship. That man locked up LeBron. He was the shining star...When you’re hearing this as a kid, you take it the wrong way."

    9056 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2019

  15. PsBattle: This bubbly cat.

    9054 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019

  16. Alabama Goes Scorched-Earth Over Same-Sex Marriage, Votes to Eliminate Marriage Licenses and Weddings Altogether

    9052 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2019

  17. [Darren Rovell] $56,876.77USD: What someone just paid for a pair of two courtside seats on StubHub to Game 1 of the NBA Finals on Thursday in Toronto ($76,477.50 CAD). Average Canadian salary is $55k/year

    9051 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2019

  18. Snapchat caption speaks for itself

    9050 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2019

  19. This is how you protest.

    9049 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2019

  20. The joy on his face is priceless.

    9045 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2019

  21. My grandma still has her old opera glasses.

    9043 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2019

  22. MRW my 23andMe results update to tell me I'm 0.2% Italian

    9039 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2019

  23. Dhoggos, the Four Guardians of Kanohi Boneika

    9038 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2019

  24. Franck Ribery officially retires from FC Bayern Munich

    9037 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2019

  25. me_irl

    9036 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2019

  26. 🔥 Seal climbs aboard a man’s kayak to escape an orca 🔥

    9028 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2019

  27. If you think police are all bad because of a few then you have the same mindset as the people that think all muslims are terrorists.

    9028 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019

  28. What Really Happens After You Give Birth (2019) - New mothers reveal how unprepared they felt for the severity of postpartum physical changes. [12:08]

    9022 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2019

  29. Netflix Will ‘Rethink Our Entire Investment in Georgia’ if Anti-Abortion Bill Becomes Law

    9022 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019

  30. My local cinama promoting movies xd

    9022 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2019

  31. Scientists created high-tech wood by removing the lignin from natural wood using hydrogen peroxide. The remaining wood is very dense and has a tensile strength of around 404 megapascals, making it 8.7 times stronger than natural wood and comparable to metal structure materials including steel.

    9021 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2019

  32. Man accidentally swallows AirPod, still works after pooping it out

    9020 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2019

  33. "Found alone & hungry, & now she won’t leave my bed."

    9018 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2019

  34. Intelligent

    9013 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2019

  35. Fellow men, how do I stop being a "Nice Guy"?

    9011 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2019

  36. Austria approves headscarf ban in primary schools

    9009 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2019

  37. professionals have standards

    9003 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2019

  38. was an exciting discovery

    9003 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2019

  39. Enough political cringe, furries had run its course, we need to bring back physical cringe

    9002 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019

  40. If Avengers was made in the 90’s

    9001 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2019

  41. Came from /d/. Bored while waiting for my new dakimakura, loast me plebbit gaijins.

    9000 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2019

  42. Still can't believe people climb this thing. El Capitan, Yosemite [OC] [3200 x 4000]

    8999 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019

  43. Be nice to her guys :)

    8995 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019

  44. [SPOILER] Bellator 221: Douglas Lima vs. Michael 'Venom' Page

    8994 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2019

  45. Jim Carrey on the Alabama abortion law

    8993 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2019

  46. This fish I caught that had a big bite taken out of it. It had completely healed and the fish seemed fine. It had survived that so it deserved to be let go.

    8993 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2019

  47. Clearly the teacher didn’t appreciate the facts and logic

    8987 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019

  48. Love the Facebook flex

    8987 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019

  49. An Earth Scientist on Climate Change: 'We've Created a Civilization Hellbent on Destroying Itself, and I'm Terrified'

    8987 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2019

  50. If abortion is legal (which I think it should be) then it should not be compulsory for a man to pay child support for a baby he did not want.

    8982 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2019

  51. Ouch

    8980 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019

  52. Alfred Hitchcock having a cup of tea with Leo the Lion in the Metro Goldwyn Mayer Studio. What’s your favorite Hitchcock movie?

    8972 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2019

  53. Paradise, Mt. Rainier [3264x2448] [OC]

    8969 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2019

  54. This has to be

    8968 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2019

  55. Step 1: 👊🍆 Step 2:💦💦 Step 3: _____

    8965 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2019

  56. [NO SPOILERS] The greatest ever

    8959 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2019

  57. To promote sexual inclusivity

    8958 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2019

  58. Good meme but not for this sub

    8953 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2019

  59. You don't need a Hardhat when you make a hole for your head

    8949 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2019

  60. What's up with Ben Shaprio and BBC?

    8948 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2019

  61. Sweaty Palms Activate

    8948 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019

  62. Money laundering by foreigners is what’s really destroying housing affordability in Canada

    8947 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2019

  63. [Charania] NBA All-NBA: First team: Stephen Curry, James Harden, Giannis Antetokounmpo, Nikola Jokic, Paul George. Second team: Damian Lillard, Kevin Durant, Joel Embiid, Kawhi Leonard, Kyrie Irving. Third team: Russell Westbrook, Blake Griffin, LeBron James, Rudy Gobert, Kemba Walker.

    8945 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2019

  64. Wasn't expecting that...

    8945 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019

  65. Boats can down too

    8940 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2019

  66. Phantasmagoria, Mat Miller, Pen & Watercolor, 2018

    8939 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2019

  67. Mallex Smith stolen base cycle against the Rangers

    8938 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2019

  68. Just saw this. Thought will share it here

    8925 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2019

  69. AITA not telling husband I know he’s gay

    8921 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2019

  70. Dang reflexes

    8920 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019

  71. Anyone else remember getting lost in The Ratway back when Skyrim first launched? I do.

    8915 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2019

  72. The reason why world never says hello back

    8907 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2019

  73. Spoiler: ______ dies in Endgame

    8907 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2019

  74. (UPDATE 2) My Roommate's (21F) Parents keep Letting Themselves into My (21F) Apartment with the spare key she gave them.

    8906 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019

  75. [OC] Thank u smol frend 💛🍄

    8906 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019

  76. [Rosalyn Gold-Onwude] Cool nugget from Raptors very international team. Serge Ibaka speaks french to Pascal Siakam, spanish to Marc Gasol & english to the rest team. When Serge & Gasol doubled Joel Embiid they would yell where to help from in Spanish so Joel (who speaks french) could not understand.

    8905 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2019

  77. First ride for the kitty!

    8902 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019

  78. Sid Lowe on Gareth Bale not getting to play a final time at the Bernabeu "A bit sad really. Four European Cups, winning goal in two of the finals, a penalty in a third. Arguably the best European Cup final goal ever. Arguably the best Copa Del Rey final goal ever too. And it ends like this

    8899 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2019

  79. Google’s product manager: “Pixel 3a has a headphone jack because we think it gives consumers flexibility for audio quality at this price point.”

    8898 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2019

  80. Battlefield is filled with rare insults

    8898 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2019

  81. Classic

    8897 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019

  82. Just because I’m a man, I shouldn’t have to pay alimony to my wife after she cheated on me (due to having a rocky relationship she says) even though she makes significantly less than I do.

    8895 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2019

  83. BEND TO MY WILL METAL SKY BIRD

    8890 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2019

  84. Does everyone get random pains in their body once in a while and just accept it as normal/ nothing to worry about?

    8888 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019

  85. Presenting Super Smashwatch! My version of Smash Bros. in Overwatch! [WORKSHOP]

    8887 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2019

  86. Do galaxies have clearly defined borders, or do they just kind of bleed into each other?

    8884 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019

  87. What's the deal with Joe Rogan being a "Gateway to the Alt-Right"?

    8878 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2019

  88. Blessed_Job

    8878 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2019

  89. AITA for being upset that my boyfriend shouts at my friends for not following his American customs when we live in England?

    8875 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2019

  90. My spouse and I made hold guard costumes from Skyrim and thought reddit might like them.

    8875 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2019

  91. mccree on ptr rn

    8874 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2019

  92. [Image] love your life

    8874 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2019

  93. Impeaching Donald Trump is risky: But not impeaching him might be even riskier. If Democrats are too craven to impeach Trump for his crimes, no future president will ever need to respect the law

    8867 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2019

  94. Sweet kitty calms his little human who has autism with lots of kisses

    8864 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019

  95. it's still bad but slightly better than the original

    8862 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2019

  96. Cursed Abortion

    8859 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2019

  97. I met Steve Carell today!

    8856 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019

  98. Has anyone had an animal encounter like this?

    8853 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2019

  99. What's the deal with Game of Thrones subs praising Lord Of The Rings?

    8850 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2019

  100. Saskatchewan man rips down, burns Nazi flag flying on house

    8849 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2019