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Reddit (May 2019)
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Guys, what is something you wish your girlfriend knew what to do during sex?
9101 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2019
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Absolutely not me irl
9100 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2019
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The correct way of using a Toblerone bar
9099 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2019
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He doesn't take no for an answer.
9097 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019
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Bicycle soccer.
9095 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2019
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TIL 2,000 year old seeds were discovered inside an ancient jar in Israel 1963. They were planted in 2005 and a tree extinct for 1,800 years sprouted from the ground.
9094 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2019
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WIBTA if I fired our sitter over religion?
9094 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2019
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🔥 Inquisitive elephant seal pup checking out a wildlife photographer 🔥
9092 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2019
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I came to Thailand to kill myself..
9072 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2019
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Flexing on the cops
9069 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2019
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Put your hands in the air! This is a hold up!
9068 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2019
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Nah, just bros
9059 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2019
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The Shawshank Redemption - Red's prison mugshot is really a photo of Morgan Freemans son.
9059 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2019
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Snoop Dogg on Kawhi: “I’ve talked to him. I believe it wasn’t a “quit.” I believe it was a lot of disrespect in that locker room towards him. That man brought you all a championship. That man locked up LeBron. He was the shining star...When you’re hearing this as a kid, you take it the wrong way."
9056 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2019
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PsBattle: This bubbly cat.
9054 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019
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Alabama Goes Scorched-Earth Over Same-Sex Marriage, Votes to Eliminate Marriage Licenses and Weddings Altogether
9052 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2019
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[Darren Rovell] $56,876.77USD: What someone just paid for a pair of two courtside seats on StubHub to Game 1 of the NBA Finals on Thursday in Toronto ($76,477.50 CAD). Average Canadian salary is $55k/year
9051 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2019
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Snapchat caption speaks for itself
9050 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2019
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This is how you protest.
9049 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2019
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The joy on his face is priceless.
9045 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2019
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My grandma still has her old opera glasses.
9043 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2019
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MRW my 23andMe results update to tell me I'm 0.2% Italian
9039 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2019
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Dhoggos, the Four Guardians of Kanohi Boneika
9038 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2019
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Franck Ribery officially retires from FC Bayern Munich
9037 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2019
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me_irl
9036 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2019
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🔥 Seal climbs aboard a man’s kayak to escape an orca 🔥
9028 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2019
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If you think police are all bad because of a few then you have the same mindset as the people that think all muslims are terrorists.
9028 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019
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What Really Happens After You Give Birth (2019) - New mothers reveal how unprepared they felt for the severity of postpartum physical changes. [12:08]
9022 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2019
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Netflix Will ‘Rethink Our Entire Investment in Georgia’ if Anti-Abortion Bill Becomes Law
9022 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019
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My local cinama promoting movies xd
9022 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2019
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Scientists created high-tech wood by removing the lignin from natural wood using hydrogen peroxide. The remaining wood is very dense and has a tensile strength of around 404 megapascals, making it 8.7 times stronger than natural wood and comparable to metal structure materials including steel.
9021 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2019
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Man accidentally swallows AirPod, still works after pooping it out
9020 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2019
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"Found alone & hungry, & now she won’t leave my bed."
9018 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2019
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Intelligent
9013 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2019
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Fellow men, how do I stop being a "Nice Guy"?
9011 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2019
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Austria approves headscarf ban in primary schools
9009 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2019
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professionals have standards
9003 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2019
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was an exciting discovery
9003 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2019
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Enough political cringe, furries had run its course, we need to bring back physical cringe
9002 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019
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If Avengers was made in the 90’s
9001 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2019
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Came from /d/. Bored while waiting for my new dakimakura, loast me plebbit gaijins.
9000 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2019
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Still can't believe people climb this thing. El Capitan, Yosemite [OC] [3200 x 4000]
8999 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019
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Be nice to her guys :)
8995 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019
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[SPOILER] Bellator 221: Douglas Lima vs. Michael 'Venom' Page
8994 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2019
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Jim Carrey on the Alabama abortion law
8993 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2019
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This fish I caught that had a big bite taken out of it. It had completely healed and the fish seemed fine. It had survived that so it deserved to be let go.
8993 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2019
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Clearly the teacher didn’t appreciate the facts and logic
8987 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019
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Love the Facebook flex
8987 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019
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An Earth Scientist on Climate Change: 'We've Created a Civilization Hellbent on Destroying Itself, and I'm Terrified'
8987 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2019
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If abortion is legal (which I think it should be) then it should not be compulsory for a man to pay child support for a baby he did not want.
8982 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2019
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Ouch
8980 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019
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Alfred Hitchcock having a cup of tea with Leo the Lion in the Metro Goldwyn Mayer Studio. What’s your favorite Hitchcock movie?
8972 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2019
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Paradise, Mt. Rainier [3264x2448] [OC]
8969 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2019
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This has to be
8968 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2019
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Step 1: 👊🍆 Step 2:💦💦 Step 3: _____
8965 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2019
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[NO SPOILERS] The greatest ever
8959 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2019
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To promote sexual inclusivity
8958 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2019
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Good meme but not for this sub
8953 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2019
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You don't need a Hardhat when you make a hole for your head
8949 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2019
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What's up with Ben Shaprio and BBC?
8948 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2019
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Sweaty Palms Activate
8948 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019
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Money laundering by foreigners is what’s really destroying housing affordability in Canada
8947 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2019
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[Charania] NBA All-NBA: First team: Stephen Curry, James Harden, Giannis Antetokounmpo, Nikola Jokic, Paul George. Second team: Damian Lillard, Kevin Durant, Joel Embiid, Kawhi Leonard, Kyrie Irving. Third team: Russell Westbrook, Blake Griffin, LeBron James, Rudy Gobert, Kemba Walker.
8945 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2019
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Wasn't expecting that...
8945 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019
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Boats can down too
8940 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2019
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Phantasmagoria, Mat Miller, Pen & Watercolor, 2018
8939 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2019
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Mallex Smith stolen base cycle against the Rangers
8938 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2019
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Just saw this. Thought will share it here
8925 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2019
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AITA not telling husband I know he’s gay
8921 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2019
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Dang reflexes
8920 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019
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Anyone else remember getting lost in The Ratway back when Skyrim first launched? I do.
8915 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2019
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The reason why world never says hello back
8907 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2019
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Spoiler: ______ dies in Endgame
8907 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2019
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(UPDATE 2) My Roommate's (21F) Parents keep Letting Themselves into My (21F) Apartment with the spare key she gave them.
8906 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019
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[OC] Thank u smol frend 💛🍄
8906 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019
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[Rosalyn Gold-Onwude] Cool nugget from Raptors very international team. Serge Ibaka speaks french to Pascal Siakam, spanish to Marc Gasol & english to the rest team. When Serge & Gasol doubled Joel Embiid they would yell where to help from in Spanish so Joel (who speaks french) could not understand.
8905 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2019
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First ride for the kitty!
8902 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019
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Sid Lowe on Gareth Bale not getting to play a final time at the Bernabeu "A bit sad really. Four European Cups, winning goal in two of the finals, a penalty in a third. Arguably the best European Cup final goal ever. Arguably the best Copa Del Rey final goal ever too. And it ends like this
8899 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2019
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Google’s product manager: “Pixel 3a has a headphone jack because we think it gives consumers flexibility for audio quality at this price point.”
8898 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2019
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Battlefield is filled with rare insults
8898 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2019
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Classic
8897 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019
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Just because I’m a man, I shouldn’t have to pay alimony to my wife after she cheated on me (due to having a rocky relationship she says) even though she makes significantly less than I do.
8895 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2019
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BEND TO MY WILL METAL SKY BIRD
8890 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2019
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Does everyone get random pains in their body once in a while and just accept it as normal/ nothing to worry about?
8888 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019
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Presenting Super Smashwatch! My version of Smash Bros. in Overwatch! [WORKSHOP]
8887 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2019
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Do galaxies have clearly defined borders, or do they just kind of bleed into each other?
8884 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019
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What's the deal with Joe Rogan being a "Gateway to the Alt-Right"?
8878 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2019
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Blessed_Job
8878 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2019
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AITA for being upset that my boyfriend shouts at my friends for not following his American customs when we live in England?
8875 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2019
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My spouse and I made hold guard costumes from Skyrim and thought reddit might like them.
8875 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2019
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mccree on ptr rn
8874 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2019
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[Image] love your life
8874 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2019
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Impeaching Donald Trump is risky: But not impeaching him might be even riskier. If Democrats are too craven to impeach Trump for his crimes, no future president will ever need to respect the law
8867 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2019
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Sweet kitty calms his little human who has autism with lots of kisses
8864 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019
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it's still bad but slightly better than the original
8862 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2019
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Cursed Abortion
8859 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2019
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I met Steve Carell today!
8856 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019
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Has anyone had an animal encounter like this?
8853 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2019
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What's the deal with Game of Thrones subs praising Lord Of The Rings?
8850 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2019
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Saskatchewan man rips down, burns Nazi flag flying on house
8849 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2019