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Reddit (May 2019)

  1. The last two runners in the Pittsburgh Marathon not letting each other quit.

    80669 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2019

  2. My Great Great Aunt's 100 year old nursing kit has a vile full of cocaine tablets and a syringe.

    80598 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2019

  3. Witnessing child birth for the first time

    80578 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2019

  4. Using the sanitizer opens the bathroom door. Why is this not a thing?

    80134 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2019

  5. Dead and buried

    79933 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2019

  6. Size doesn’t matter <3

    79926 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2019

  7. Having an amazon driver who delivers and then steals your packages

    79630 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019

  8. Drunk girl dodges a bullet by a hair

    79377 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2019

  9. Japanese man jumps off bridge to celebrate end of Heisei era, accidentally lands on a boat.

    79352 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2019

  10. a live action meme

    79093 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2019

  11. TIFU by accidentally getting sexual with my dentist, again.

    78956 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019

  12. It happened after over 10 years 😔

    78689 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2019

  13. Store-bought tomatoes taste bland, and scientists have discovered a gene that gives tomatoes their flavor is actually missing in about 93 percent of modern, domesticated varieties. The discovery may help bring flavor back to tomatoes you can pick up in the produce section.

    78611 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019

  14. The skill and illusion required for this mime's balloon performance

    78571 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019

  15. Private college is upset that i donated to a broke charity they run and not them. (removed prior for identifying info, fixed now)

    78571 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2019

  16. Sign from the KKK protest in Dayton Ohio today

    78414 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2019

  17. I extracted me and my husband’s brains from MRI images and he 3D printed them

    78378 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2019

  18. Being middle class is when spending $100 is expensive but earning $100 isn't a lot of money.

    78255 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2019

  19. 16th century ring that unfolds into an astronomical sphere

    78177 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019

  20. Video games ain't that bad

    78160 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019

  21. Wholesome Dad

    77841 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2019

  22. Today I welcomed my first child into the world. Here’s a photo of me waking up after passing out in the OR.

    77505 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2019

  23. We got a new kitten, but I think our cat got a new kitten.

    77458 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2019

  24. Grass is fucking weird. It's a living organism, & it's everywhere. There's so much of it, and it will probably never go extinct. It's so common that it's absence would actually be more noticeable than it's existence. Nobody ever thinks about it, but it gets even weirder if you think about it longer.

    77371 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2019

  25. A guy at my wife's job still think that his new plant is a cactus. It's actually a pickle that is replaced by a new one each 2 days... It's been like that for 2 weeks now.

    77347 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019

  26. I made my 17 year old King Arthur a cardboard iron throne.

    77099 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019

  27. Mexico wants to decriminalize all drugs and negotiate with the U.S. to do the same

    77031 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019

  28. How is this even possible?

    76976 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2019

  29. School search filters

    76964 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2019

  30. For real though

    76955 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2019

  31. James Cameron congratulates Kevin Feige and Marvel!

    76789 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2019

  32. If you could eliminate a race within the year, which would it be, and why?

    76555 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2019

  33. Give that guard a promotion!

    76539 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2019

  34. The *best* thing for a broken arm.

    76529 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019

  35. We deserve More.

    76468 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2019

  36. 🔥 Photographer captures the real-life Jaws image

    75809 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2019

  37. Waking up a deaf pup

    75762 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2019

  38. My grandma was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer last month. Her idol, Alex Trebek, was also recently diagnosed with pancreatic cancer. I wrote to Mr. Trebek asking for some words of encouragement and well wishes. To my complete surprise -- he responded! Thank you for taking the time, Mr. Trebek!

    75498 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2019

  39. I forgot to turn on the headlights in a tunnel in Sweden while playing Euro Truck Simulator 2 and this happened

    75491 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2019

  40. You thought the coconut water business is a game?

    75402 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2019

  41. The most good boi

    75347 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2019

  42. Since we’re getting closer to fathers day. He took his daughter to his graduation, and 18 years later he proudly accompanied his daughter at her graduation.

    75256 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019

  43. This big guy and three of his friends got into our newly built Montana house and proceeded to live there for a month before being found.

    75240 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2019

  44. Kentucky teen who sued over school ban for refusing chickenpox vaccination now has chickenpox

    74949 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019

  45. This is a gym in 2025. Water cools the body at a much higher rate than air. It's also a better workout for the body, as a low impact environment that's easier on the joints and feet.

    74917 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2019

  46. My notes before and after being prescribed adderall

    74897 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2019

  47. Girls locker rooms: Omg I hate PE so much. Guys locker rooms:

    74551 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2019

  48. You are probably closer to being a millionaire than Bill Gates.

    74476 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2019

  49. Nintendo's advertising was much edgier in the 90's

    74474 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2019

  50. Today, the US Army tweeted a Memorial Day themed question with disastrous results.

    74442 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2019

  51. Beautiful prom photo. They are Mandan, Hidatsa, and Arikara Nation

    74433 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2019

  52. China makes arrests, shuts down rogue chemical factories that spewed banned ozone-depleting gas

    74293 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2019

  53. New Climber vs. Experienced Climber vs. Speed Climber

    73928 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2019

  54. Jumping on the vaccine train! Broke with my family’s religious beliefs and got vaccinated today.

    73880 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2019

  55. If they don’t finish the journey with you

    73877 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2019

  56. I'm a Master Builder...

    73874 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2019

  57. U.S. does not join plastic waste agreement signed by 187 countries

    73697 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2019

  58. Human being released back into the ocean

    73554 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2019

  59. This bar has an aquarium in it.

    73292 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019

  60. This video of an alternate ending wins the internet today!

    73221 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2019

  61. Before you judge, please note that 90% of it is under water

    73186 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2019

  62. Scientists have found "supercorals" in Hawaii’s Kāne’ohe Bay, where a reef is thriving despite development, dredging, sewage and high temperatures. In the lab, the corals also withstood simulated climate change, including rising acidity and temps. The find could offer hope for the future of corals.

    73180 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019

  63. It's superior cause it's honest

    72995 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2019

  64. After taking LSD or psilocybin, 83 percent of alcoholics no longer met the criteria for the disorder, and 28 percent credited their psychedelic experience for their lifestyle change.

    72966 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2019

  65. Reddit, meet Meela. Rescued from Romania, now living by the seaside in the UK.

    72857 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2019

  66. Men initiate sex more than three times as often as women do in a long-term, heterosexual relationship. However, sex happens far more often when the woman takes the initiative, suggesting it is the woman who sets limits, and passion plays a significant role in sex frequency, suggests a new study.

    72782 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2019

  67. A feral cat came up to me & started acting weird. After awhile realized she was having contractions! So brought her inside..which was not easy! Managed to get her up the stairs & inside the doorway before her water broke and a kitten plopped out right on our white rug lol but totally worth it!!

    72755 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2019

  68. True torture

    72754 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2019

  69. Saw this bumper sticker during my drive around town the other day

    72715 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019

  70. TIFU by asking Reddit which ethnic group to exterminate

    72704 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2019

  71. TIL - The inventor of the USB had originally intended for it to be flippable, however that idea was scrapped due to the extra cost. Despite USB becoming the standard, he still regrets that decision. "In hindsight, we blew it," he said.

    72604 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2019

  72. This is one of my drawings. Mostly done in charcoal, and an embarrassing amount of time

    72532 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2019

  73. There was an attempt.

    72322 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2019

  74. System that prevents problems with little nephews

    72083 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2019

  75. I'm a 19yo aspiring artist, I hope you guys like fantasy art

    71882 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019

  76. RIP buddy

    71705 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019

  77. Kicked out off army just because he was gay

    71692 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2019

  78. Hallelujah

    71659 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2019

  79. Important message

    71634 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2019

  80. Astronaut Bruce McCandless II floats untethered away from the safety of the space shuttle, with nothing but his Manned Maneuvering Unit keeping him alive. The first person in history to do so.

    71600 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2019

  81. Guy puts a GoPro on a sushi conveyor belt

    71580 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2019

  82. My friend lives next to this. The license plate on the back reads "CHRZRD".

    71536 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2019

  83. Can't argue with that

    71507 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2019

  84. Take your sh*t home

    71484 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2019

  85. DJ Throws Cake Into Crowd, Lands in a Quadriplegic Fan's Face

    71461 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2019

  86. Got ‘em again

    71303 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2019

  87. A dog I knew in my last job

    71147 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2019

  88. Kid with no arms determined not to be dependent on anyone. I love his determination

    71075 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2019

  89. Just met Steve Buscemi and told him he was a Reddit legend and he wasn’t sure what that meant but he said he was happy about it!

    71068 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2019

  90. The clearest photo of Neil Armstrong walking on the moon...enhanced from the reflection in Buzz Aldrin's helmet.

    70721 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2019

  91. Smile

    70668 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2019

  92. TIL a Stanford study (2016) found a positive correlation between use of profanity and honesty. In both individuals and groups, those who use profanity tend to be more fucking honest.

    70491 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2019

  93. I took an 81 megapixel shot of earthshine on the moon. Zoom in to see the craters!

    70454 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2019

  94. Why life isn’t a 24/7 Holiday

    70419 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2019

  95. [Image] Self Improvement

    70392 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2019

  96. Alabama just passed a near-total abortion ban with no exceptions for rape or incest

    70335 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019

  97. D&D screening season 8 to HBO executives

    70248 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2019

  98. unexpectedly wholesome

    70141 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2019

  99. Mama steps in for the last, tricky part

    70137 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2019

  100. The best one I've seen so far

    70097 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2019