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  1. I was instantly unmatched, but with an opening like that, I had to go for it

    20996 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2019

  2. In Shrek 2 the warning label on Fairy Godmother's potion is only visible after it has been drunk.

    20994 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2019

  3. A 50 year old azalea bonsai.

    20992 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019

  4. Thriller/Action

    20975 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2019

  5. "Sure, just grab a shovel" 🔥🔥🔥

    20974 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019

  6. TIL that blue eyes don’t have blue pigment and are instead blue for the same reason that water and the sky are blue: they scatter light so that only blue light reflects out

    20968 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019

  7. A guy wrestling with his dog

    20962 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2019

  8. When Game Manuals were actual Game Manuals [Halo 2]

    20957 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2019

  9. To promote a healthier outlook

    20954 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019

  10. Game of Thrones is like the 10 page paper you write in school. You put tons of details into your paper. Then you realize you only have one more page until you're at 10 pages and quickly wrap it because you're not concerned with the quality you just want to stop writing.

    20951 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2019

  11. [Spoilers Main] We need to talk about that Bronn scene

    20944 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2019

  12. Judge Orders Parts of Mueller Report Unredacted

    20931 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2019

  13. What a time to be alive

    20926 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2019

  14. In honor of beating the glitchy mess that is Assassins Creed Unity, I decided to make this shirt.

    20925 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2019

  15. Police ask McDonald's to halt milkshake sales during Farage rally

    20920 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2019

  16. "I don't know what he is, but you can't have him!!!!!!!"

    20916 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019

  17. Keanu Reeves should secretly donate to charity so he isn’t just doing it for the clout... oh wait

    20915 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2019

  18. I made a simple 2-button fighting game with help from the local FGC

    20911 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2019

  19. ELI5: Why does it seem so challenging now to send a manned crew to the moon, when we were able to accomplish this over 50 years ago?

    20910 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2019

  20. The surprise inside this rock

    20906 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2019

  21. Boss said small companies can't pay $15/hr

    20901 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2019

  22. I see this as an absolute win

    20897 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2019

  23. 18 seconds of Iceland.

    20888 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2019

  24. Thoughts and prayers

    20888 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019

  25. Whoever decided that the customer is always right ruined retail jobs forever.

    20885 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2019

  26. If youve never seen an obese axolotl before you're missing out. This is hank. He has been way over fed by his previous owners and is now on a diet.

    20880 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2019

  27. Ich bereue nichts!

    20876 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2019

  28. Anon gets protection

    20876 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2019

  29. What rarely ever works like it should?

    20874 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2019

  30. Impressive snake mural on a staircase

    20874 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2019

  31. Yup..got it

    20874 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2019

  32. HMC while I do a sweet swan dive off this sailboat

    20873 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2019

  33. The true #1 Mythbuster James Randi

    20862 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2019

  34. LPT: One way to help keep hanging out with friends as you get older is to pick a regularly a occurring thing you do together. Ex: every week watch Game of Thrones together, or a sports team (football is best since it’s once a week). Sounds silly when you're young, but keep this in mind in your 30s.

    20861 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2019

  35. Grandmas > everyone

    20854 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2019

  36. What is your most traumatic experience with a teacher?

    20850 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019

  37. I smile even though I'm dead inside

    20847 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019

  38. Justin Trudeau (Prime Minister of Canada) proud of his new T-shirt and posting on social media urging people to vaccinate.

    20846 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2019

  39. Prices for brand-name prescription drugs averaged 3.2 to 4.1 times higher in the US when compared with prices in the UK, Japan and Ontario, finds a new study. If Medicare used the same prices as these other places, the estimated savings to Medicare Part D would be almost $73 billion in 2018 alone.

    20845 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2019

  40. Basically all of Serbia's history

    20835 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019

  41. These shoes

    20833 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2019

  42. We can eliminate at least one Stark...

    20830 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2019

  43. This picture my dad sent me of a cloud that looks like a shark.

    20829 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2019

  44. "You look comfy, I'll join you."

    20828 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2019

  45. “sEx iS a HuMaN rIGhT”

    20822 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2019

  46. We’re NASA experts working to send humans to the Moon in 2024. Ask us anything!

    20815 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2019

  47. Wholesome Pikachu

    20815 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2019

  48. Wolverine

    20813 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2019

  49. Laughing at a fat person at a gym is like laughing at an injured person in a hospital

    20811 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2019

  50. An interesting title

    20806 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2019

  51. Not photoshop, but it’s important to see this photo of him with a relaxed stomach. I saw soo many young men feeling bad about themselves bc of the first pic but even as gorgeous as he is, he still inhales for photos!

    20803 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2019

  52. That's an interesting shadow

    20803 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2019

  53. Cursed_Cat

    20790 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2019

  54. This pigeon learned opening from peacocks

    20774 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2019

  55. 🔥 Icy bison in Yellowstone National Park

    20771 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2019

  56. Wake me up inside

    20771 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2019

  57. Do what you want and don’t bother me

    20768 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2019

  58. R.I.P Sandor Clegane - Went out like a hero

    20764 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2019

  59. Under a new Pennsylvania program, every baby born or adopted in the state is given a college savings account with $100 in his or her name

    20763 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019

  60. Héctor Bellerín - "I wanted to see if anyone from our industry would speak out about the abortion bill, but I guess people are too scared. This isn't just an issue for women, it's one for every human being. We fight for equality and this is something men should fight for and not hide away from."

    20758 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2019

  61. A phone got stolen at the bar I work at. This photo was uploaded to Google after the fact from said phone

    20757 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2019

  62. AITA for ignoring my mom asking me to get involved with her new family after I got rich?

    20757 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2019

  63. Made this for my boyfriend. Boys deserve some love too!

    20755 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2019

  64. Morgz is the ultimate crappyoffbrand

    20755 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2019

  65. LPT: pack your toiletry bag the night prior to traveling and only use that travel bag when getting ready the morning that begins your travels. This way, you will identify anything you may not have packed the night before and will have time to add it to your toiletry bag before setting off.

    20753 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2019

  66. Caged Garfield, The Burdened

    20747 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2019

  67. Recently started turning some of my art into stickers and thought y’all might like this tribute to a legend.

    20745 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019

  68. This is soo wholesome it’s insane

    20731 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2019

  69. Several developers are refusing to be exclusive to Epic Games Store for fear of the bad publicity their game will receive

    20729 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2019

  70. Thermal waves make an invisible force field.

    20727 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2019

  71. This is a crack in steel through an electron microscope.

    20725 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2019

  72. The American trend

    20710 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2019

  73. You are alright in my book!

    20708 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2019

  74. Re-Logic is the creators of such games as Terraria. Likens signing an exclusive deal with Epic Games Store to selling their souls.

    20704 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019

  75. I love this so much

    20702 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2019

  76. That's rock solid commitment right there

    20701 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019

  77. How many points is that?

    20682 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2019

  78. People should be buried vertically.

    20677 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2019

  79. Nazi Germany, 1944

    20675 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019

  80. 'Trash Girl' Nadia Sparkes moves schools over bullying: A 13-year-old nicknamed "Trash Girl" by bullies for picking litter has changed schools after pupils assaulted her.

    20672 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2019

  81. Pelosi Declares Nation Is in ‘Constitutional Crisis’

    20652 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2019

  82. 2meirl4meirl

    20646 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2019

  83. Elizabeth Warren Deserves Your Undivided Attention

    20641 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019

  84. TIFU by causing about 40 people to fall down an escalator at the airport.

    20633 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019

  85. TIL That after a two-year impasse with no new Pope, the Cardinals elected a hermit monk who sent them an angry letter, threatening them with divine judgement. He became Celestine V. He served for five months before implementing a law that allowed Popes to abdicate. He abdicated a week later.

    20631 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2019

  86. ELI5 - Why is a plant based diet ‘more sustainable’ than meat/seafood. Won’t we start over farming and ruining the land if everyone was vegan?

    20627 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2019

  87. Woke AF

    20625 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2019

  88. Cursed rabbit

    20615 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2019

  89. “Bisexuals aren’t LGBTQ+!”

    20597 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2019

  90. Lmao McDonald’s at its finest

    20594 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019

  91. Nazi gets egged at Union Square New York City, on May Day 2019.

    20592 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2019

  92. Marie Curie

    20584 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2019

  93. The numbers might be low but that doesn't mean it can't be done

    20579 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019

  94. Donating organs after death should be the standard, not even mandatory literally normal procedure

    20573 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2019

  95. I turned 18, so the Danish parliament sent me a copy of the Danish constitution

    20567 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2019

  96. Why can teenagers find drug dealers but cops can't

    20567 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2019

  97. When I kiss my dog on the head does he know it's a sign of affection?

    20561 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2019

  98. Facebook refuses to delete fake Pelosi video spread by Trump supporters

    20558 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2019

  99. The cat just trapped me in the bathroom by opening a drawer.

    20555 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019

  100. The best thing :)

    20550 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2019