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Reddit (May 2019)

  1. Three-Fifths of a man I believe was the phrase

    12700 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2019

  2. Sen. Elizabeth Warren on The View: If Trump weren't president 'he'd be in handcuffs'

    12699 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2019

  3. Welcome to Switzerland

    12695 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2019

  4. I’m 19 and I rent furniture to people for a living. Please word murder me. thanks.

    12695 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2019

  5. Happy 10th Minecraft!

    12692 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019

  6. A sacrifice worth making

    12687 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2019

  7. 360 Gamepic Tier List According to XboxUK on Twitter

    12685 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2019

  8. Summertime in the Cascade Mountains, aka heaven on Earth. Washington State [OC] [3200 x 4000]

    12682 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2019

  9. To celebrate (late) Minecraft's 10th anniversary I made a unofficial cassette tape of the soundtrack.

    12677 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2019

  10. Ancient Hieroglyphics

    12664 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2019

  11. How to offend everyone in Europe map

    12661 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2019

  12. Moose, working for a living.

    12660 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2019

  13. Walking past a local garden in my neighborhood, I noticed they labeled the power line along with all the other plants

    12659 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2019

  14. ZA WARDO, STOP TI-

    12653 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2019

  15. Someone’s learning

    12648 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2019

  16. And army veteran argues with a marine veteran who refuses to serve her fellow marine

    12644 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2019

  17. I was supposed to be doing homework, did this instead.

    12636 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2019

  18. My friend photoshops family photod with his kids in extreme situations and he’s getting too good at it (credit: Matt MacMillan)

    12633 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2019

  19. Introducing the newest infinity stone, the _________ stone!

    12633 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019

  20. A wartime selfie, 1940s.

    12631 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019

  21. [NO SPOILERS] Low cost cosplay of The Mountain

    12630 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2019

  22. Where the Thanos babies at?

    12629 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019

  23. Hope herd immunity works

    12616 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2019

  24. ELI5: Why is hot water more effective than cold when washing your hands, if the water isnt hot enough to kill bacteria?

    12615 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2019

  25. Poor fella

    12607 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019

  26. Fire-type Blastoise

    12604 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019

  27. This car bouncing over a cyclist

    12602 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2019

  28. I had to do a double take on their shirts not gonna lie

    12595 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2019

  29. worldwide hunger games

    12595 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2019

  30. I’m a guy. It’s been an interesting day.

    12583 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019

  31. Stupid Americans!

    12582 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2019

  32. Ran into a guy who looks like Shaggy (he gave me permission to share)

    12581 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2019

  33. sad but true

    12579 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2019

  34. Actually Heartwarming

    12574 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2019

  35. Iceland Eurovision performers showing Palestine scarfs when awarded people's votes (Eurovision was held in Israel)

    12572 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2019

  36. In The Fifth Element Korben Dallas starts his day by getting his cigarettes out of a machine aimed at quitting smoking. After he starts to smoke it you can see that the cigarette is actualy 3/4s filter and 1/4th actual tobacco

    12570 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019

  37. TIFU by masturbating high at work and passing out [NSFW]

    12569 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2019

  38. so much for washing the jeep.

    12568 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019

  39. I bet she can throw a cotton ball over a roof

    12562 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2019

  40. John Wick 3 is the first Keanu Reeves film in over 15 years to hit $100 million domestically

    12553 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2019

  41. Artist on a dirty car

    12553 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019

  42. [Image] Start today.

    12552 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019

  43. 3 1 by 1

    12552 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2019

  44. My account has "Laura" in its name, here's what i learned from playing with it.

    12547 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2019

  45. The entire thread is full of heartbreaking awful stories.

    12543 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019

  46. Alabama

    12530 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019

  47. Who needs vaccines?

    12529 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2019

  48. The fact that the majority of Churches are not used the rest of the week as shelters/community kitchens tells me everything I need to know about Christianity in America.

    12528 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2019

  49. Reporter accidentally proves the King Fu master is a fraud.

    12527 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2019

  50. Since tattoos are being shared, let's talk about Colored hair. Hair account vs others accounts (0 and 2 days after dying)

    12524 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2019

  51. A literal Rare Pupper, the oldest wolf in the world.

    12521 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019

  52. "Conservatives: Children aren’t ready to see gay marriage on TV. Also conservatives: Children are ready to give birth to their rapists’ babies."

    12521 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2019

  53. Tom and Jerry finally became friends

    12518 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2019

  54. Better yet, go get my shank,

    12515 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2019

  55. 'A hate-for-profit racket': Warren refuses Fox town hall invite

    12512 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019

  56. Comedian finds out his jokes were stolen by the Spanish Amy Shumer

    12510 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2019

  57. Pope claims that abortion is like "hiring a hit-man." Francis, your organization covered up child rape, protected child rapists & continues to oppose laws making clergy mandatory reporters. You protect rapists over victims every goddamn time. Stop pretending you give a fuck about fetuses or kids.

    12506 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2019

  58. How close up shots of birds are filmed

    12506 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2019

  59. How the in the Hell...

    12505 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2019

  60. Fighting Cerebral Palsy and Cancer with Fitness

    12497 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2019

  61. AITA for blacklisting Twitch because my son won't stop using "TwitchSpeak?"

    12496 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019

  62. It's better to acknowledge history and learn from it than to try to erase it.

    12496 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019

  63. That’s life

    12493 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019

  64. How dare he

    12489 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2019

  65. Pineapple vs. Alligator Snapping Turtle. Sweet Fancy Moses.

    12484 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2019

  66. Valencia wins the 2019 Copa del Rey.

    12484 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2019

  67. The average zebra is grey.

    12482 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019

  68. Riot Employees Prepare For Walkout Today

    12481 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2019

  69. [OC] Colbert’s facial expressions while playing D&D with Matt Mercer made me so incredibly happy. ❤️

    12479 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2019

  70. It's better for your quality of life to not pay attention and not engage in politics.

    12475 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019

  71. FuCkInG Cr0c0dIlE FoRmS a SyMbIoTiC ReLaTiOnShIp WiTh aN eNraGeD JaGuAR

    12473 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2019

  72. Mississippi lawmaker punches wife because she didn’t get undressed fast enough for sex

    12472 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2019

  73. (Spoilers Main) It's now clear why Arya was chosen

    12468 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2019

  74. America's treasure

    12466 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2019

  75. Silly kids

    12455 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2019

  76. I am Winifred Phillips, and I create music for awesome video games – Assassin’s Creed, LittleBigPlanet, God of War, and many others. AMA!

    12445 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2019

  77. Conan O'Brien's audience gets super tense when Bill Burr suggests some women lie and we should respect due process

    12443 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2019

  78. Roses are red, on the bed he sat,

    12436 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2019

  79. RIP poppie gloria...

    12433 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2019

  80. UPDATE: I [22F] just found out my boyfriend [27M] has been having sex with me when I'm sleeping after I've taken sleeping pills.

    12432 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2019

  81. Just a reminder

    12432 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2019

  82. TIFU getting caught masturbating at work.

    12429 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2019

  83. TIFU by going outside with my parakeet, because I thought he wouldn't fly away.

    12427 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2019

  84. Damn Gingers

    12418 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019

  85. This is the Angor Wat temple complex in Cambodia - Built in the 12th century for the Khmer Empire, it's one of the largest and oldest religious monuments in the world

    12416 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2019

  86. Mozilla offers research grant for a way to embed Tor inside Firefox

    12408 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019

  87. Minecraft is gold

    12406 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2019

  88. When I was a kid I played basketball for a church called Transfiguration. Our uniforms didn’t age well

    12403 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2019

  89. Cat

    12402 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2019

  90. What screams "I peaked in high school " ?

    12400 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2019

  91. Surgical precision

    12399 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019

  92. Underground Transportation: Boring Company tunnel

    12398 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2019

  93. Two massive structures that were never built: Palace of the Soviets vs. the Grosse Halle

    12398 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2019

  94. I'll assault this fat guy, WCGW?

    12392 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2019

  95. Life after watching 'Our Planet' on Netflix

    12386 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2019

  96. Die, Jon.

    12385 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2019

  97. suislide

    12385 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2019

  98. This woman’s instagram is full of hilarious memes, came across this one while scrolling lol

    12379 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2019

  99. Let the little man be fierce smh.

    12373 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019

  100. /r/RelationshipAdvice starter pack

    12367 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019