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Reddit (May 2019)

  1. Nothing says "I've got a micro penis" quite like rolling coal.

    43451 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019

  2. Putting 16 ads in a 27 minute video

    43401 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2019

  3. [SERIOUS] Teachers of Reddit, when have you met the parents of a student and suddenly understood their behavior?

    43396 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2019

  4. Man that's a little deep

    43391 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2019

  5. If Jeff Bezos died and left his fortune to whoever completed a some sort of challenge, what challenge would be most appropriate?

    43369 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2019

  6. Italy's ANTI LGBT deputy PM Matteo Salvin was caught off guard when 2 women unexpectedly kissed when he was taking selfie with them

    43333 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2019

  7. McConnell Tried to Shut the Door on the Mueller Report. Warren Called to Impeach Trump Instead. - She spent nearly an hour reading from the report to make the case.

    43325 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2019

  8. They care more about the unborn then the living every time

    43314 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2019

  9. This child was drugged and buried as a sacrifice by the Inca's over 500 years ago.

    43306 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2019

  10. the climb is all there is

    43278 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2019

  11. He still remembers

    43239 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2019

  12. Decade in the Red: Trump Tax Figures Show Over $1 Billion in Business Losses

    43233 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2019

  13. Michael Phelps is the most decorated Olympian of all time and also holds the record for the longest televised putt

    43217 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2019

  14. Deutsche Bank Staff Saw Suspicious Activity in Trump and Kushner Accounts

    43215 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2019

  15. Going back to work next week. Trying to convince my colleagues I had a beach holiday.

    43214 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2019

  16. TIL that with the exception of college or military service, 37 percent of Americans have never lived outside their hometown, and 57 percent of Americans have never lived outside their home state.

    43178 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2019

  17. The smartest person she's ever met

    43138 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2019

  18. A family physician in Bedford, Nova Scotia, says he's seeing a growing demand for sick notes that are so detailed he feels they violate the privacy of his patients, and he's starting to push back at the companies that require them. "The employers should not need to know a medical diagnosis"

    43077 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2019

  19. You guys wanted to see my Quadriplegic Father's landing, so here it is!

    43065 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2019

  20. It's a beautiful life

    43060 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2019

  21. What's the coolest wheelchair?

    43038 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2019

  22. TIL Human Evolution solves the same problem in different ways. Native Early peoples adapted to high altitudes differently: In the Andes, their hearts got stronger, in Tibet their blood carries oxygen more efficiently.

    43034 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2019

  23. Iran calls on Trump to address Iranians with respect, not threat of war

    43016 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2019

  24. Russian documents reveal desire to sow racial discord — and violence — in the U.S.

    43007 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2019

  25. TIFU by getting the top TIFU post deleted

    43004 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019

  26. Who?

    43003 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019

  27. The other memorial

    43002 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2019

  28. If time-travel ever exists then it has always existed.

    42994 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2019

  29. 43 Year old Reese Witherspoon with her 19 year old Daughter.

    42970 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2019

  30. We all know how wholesome this guy is, but to bright your day here is some blessed images.

    42954 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2019

  31. TIFU by seeing my mother's porn.

    42950 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2019

  32. High-intensity resistance training can improve sleep quality and reduce anxiety in adults with post-traumatic stress disorder, finds a new randomized controlled feasibility trial.

    42938 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2019

  33. Every. Single. Time.

    42918 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2019

  34. The Portland Trailblazers have the best hype man

    42881 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2019

  35. Discord are open to putting discord on switch

    42878 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2019

  36. 'It's because we were union members': Boeing fires workers who organized

    42860 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2019

  37. Looking at you, Alabama.

    42858 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2019

  38. *cough* victim blaming works both ways *cough*

    42846 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019

  39. My friends unnecessarily hostile thermometer in the backyard patio.

    42839 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2019

  40. TIL in 2014, an 89 year old WW2 veteran, Bernard Shaw went missing from his nursing home. It turned out that he went to Normandy for the 70th anniversary of D-Day landings against the nursing home's orders. He left the home wearing a grey mack concealing the war medals on his jacket.

    42780 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2019

  41. Class acts

    42772 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2019

  42. 🤦‍♀️

    42766 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019

  43. All Hail King Bran, the Walking Impaired

    42756 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2019

  44. Which propaganda effort was so successful, people still believe it today?

    42752 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2019

  45. Just learned my grandpa’s 1948 senior class took a trip to Washington DC. A restaurant refused to seat the black student in the class. Grandpa, who was class president, said, “Fine. We’ll leave if she’s not welcome.” The entire group off 55 left.

    42700 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2019

  46. Metamorphosis.."

    42682 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2019

  47. My Mom deserves.....

    42658 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2019

  48. [Spoilers] Best relationship on the show thru and thru till the end.

    42652 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2019

  49. Arm amputees of Reddit, is sleeping on your side more or less comfortable now? Why?

    42620 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2019

  50. Space Debris orbiting Earth

    42610 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2019

  51. Multistate child exploitation operation bust leads to 82 arrests, 17 rescues, officials say

    42609 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2019

  52. 15 year old boy imitates 14 year old Girl on social media to attract a pedophile then proceeds to attack the pedophile until police arrive where he then delivers a thumb-drive of all the conversations. All while wearing a spider-man mask.

    42588 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2019

  53. Justice still needs served. Make sure nobody forgets his name.

    42587 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019

  54. CB wants my adult coloring book for 9,000 exposure bucks

    42578 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2019

  55. It's 6 months since my life changed completely. I'm feeling happy and positive and I don't care, we have only 1 life to enjoy, make the most of it, be like no one else!

    42577 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019

  56. They finally realized it was a human health risk.

    42560 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2019

  57. Youtuber human trash

    42545 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2019

  58. Spread around the world, we need it !!

    42543 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019

  59. When u accidentally press this button, and it does not even say like "Are u sure?" It just comes up on the tv.

    42529 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2019

  60. Alabama Won’t Air “Arthur” Cartoon With Gay Wedding

    42527 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2019

  61. TIL that tomato sauce is not Italian at all but Mexican. The first tomato sauces were already being sold in the markets of Tenochtitlan when Spaniards arrived, and had many of the same ingredients (tomatoes, bell peppers, chilies) that would later define Italian tomato pasta sauces 200 years later.

    42517 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2019

  62. Woman suing Mormon church after being raped by a church leader says someone is trying to silence her. Someone broke into her home and put drano in her orange juice, set fire to her car and roughed her up. This is what happens when you speak truth to power and dare to take on the Mormon church.

    42509 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2019

  63. And thats a fact

    42507 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2019

  64. Proposal to spend 25% of European Union budget on climate change

    42498 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019

  65. The Great Escape

    42455 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2019

  66. He really had no reason to cry, UNTIL ...

    42435 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2019

  67. Waking my son up to a birthday cake, WCGW?

    42432 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2019

  68. Seriously, how is Tyrion not mentioned in the book?

    42425 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2019

  69. Trump Spent More Than Three Times the Cost of Robert Mueller's Russia Investigation Playing Golf at His Own Resorts

    42399 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2019

  70. Beer replaced with water

    42376 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2019

  71. My 88 year old grandfather decided he wanted a cat and later decided his wife would also need one. Meet Fish & Chip.

    42371 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2019

  72. This is where trust issues begin

    42366 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2019

  73. One Million Dollars In Ten Dollar Notes

    42353 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2019

  74. Biologist quits everybody's bullshit

    42311 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019

  75. Tinder in Russia did not disappoint.

    42298 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2019

  76. look how the turntables

    42201 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019

  77. There is something wrong here but can't spot it

    42190 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2019

  78. [No Spoilers] The cast and their doubles

    42176 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2019

  79. Emmett Till memorial sign in Mississippi shot full of holes.

    42175 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019

  80. TIL that Zootopia is the only movie with no human characters to make $1 billion worldwide in ticket sales.

    42139 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2019

  81. “Gonna tell y’all what I can hear now that I got my hearing aids” I’m happy for them

    42122 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2019

  82. Guess we can add Moby to the list of nice guys as well.

    42118 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2019

  83. Wtf. I ordered this from target and they sent it to me in the anti theft case.

    42102 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019

  84. Meanwhile in Meereen

    42101 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2019

  85. What is a survival myth that is completely wrong and could get you killed?

    42095 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2019

  86. My Mom graduating with her PhD in social work from Tulane. Her goal was to graduate by 60 and she did it with a year to spare. Super proud of her and thought Reddit would approve.

    42069 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2019

  87. this is beyond me

    42045 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2019

  88. "The positive relationship between tax cuts and employment growth is largely driven by tax cuts for lower-income groups and that the effect of tax cuts for the top 10 percent on employment growth is small."

    42040 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2019

  89. Made me happy

    42022 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2019

  90. WCGW if I pour gas everywhere...

    42017 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2019

  91. I own a small bakery cafe and these were my first attempt at succulent cupcakes. I was happy with how they turned out so I thought I’d share.

    42014 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019

  92. Unexpected relocation

    42012 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2019

  93. <Siren sound>

    42009 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2019

  94. The original Mad Max Interceptor sitting in a wrecking yard in South Australia 1984

    42005 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2019

  95. Asshole move

    41995 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019

  96. People who declined a proposal, why did you do it?

    41928 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2019

  97. A good Christian rapist

    41916 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019

  98. Spring time in Vermont

    41912 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2019

  99. Apparently, slavery was only popular once

    41895 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2019

  100. Thor watches the Prequels

    41886 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019