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Reddit (Mar 2018)

  1. Telephone poles are trees that cleaned up and got a job.

    38783 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2018

  2. What 56 years of marriage does to a couple (~1962-2018)

    38780 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2018

  3. Every line is straight

    38777 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2018

  4. MRW I didn't contribute anything to a group project but we all got a good grade.

    38759 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2018

  5. Extremely sharp knife

    38726 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2018

  6. This tree on my farm in California is 🔥🔥

    38693 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2018

  7. Costs More, Does Less, Simple as that...

    38666 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2018

  8. Too little too late

    38657 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2018

  9. Washington Wizards Fans All Feel The Pain Simultaneously

    38656 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2018

  10. As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop,he sees a $10 and a note in his mouth, reading: "5 lamb chops, please."

    38629 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2018

  11. Spring is here...

    38625 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2018

  12. French police 'hero' dies of wounds

    38605 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2018

  13. He would make his son fight him first

    38579 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2018

  14. ¡Exactly!

    38544 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2018

  15. TIL that although Tic Tacs are almost 100% sugar, FDA regulations allow them to be advertised as 0 grams of sugar per serving due to their size

    38527 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2018

  16. March against abortion ban in Poland

    38521 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2018

  17. You're sitting there wondering where half the questions on this test came from 🤔

    38493 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2018

  18. I know the prequels aren’t the best movies in the Galaxy, but I thought this scene was very powerful. The demises of Anakin and Padmé were paralleled so beautifully that it makes this my favorite scene in ROTS.

    38459 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2018

  19. Unsure how legal this is

    38451 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2018

  20. In the mist. (Switzerland)

    38444 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2018

  21. No one hates their job as much as this guy

    38425 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2018

  22. Aid airdrop

    38412 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2018

  23. when you're having a bad day

    38405 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2018

  24. Hummingbird wonders why this flower is being so difficult

    38405 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2018

  25. The first person who successfully recorded their own voice probably thought they did it wrong when they listened to it.

    38402 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2018

  26. Let's pretend violent video games teach you to use a gun to kill people. What other skills have you inconspicuously picked up playing video games?

    38328 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2018

  27. Big Cheese festival apologises for running out of cheese

    38325 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2018

  28. A Giant Sculpture Crawls Out Of The Ground In Public Square Of Budapest

    38310 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2018

  29. A family is being persecuted for exposing high ranking pedophiles

    38288 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2018

  30. Amazon Earned Billions In 2017, But Paid No US Income Taxes: “For states contemplating tax incentives for Amazon, the salient question is: what do you give a tax avoider who already has everything?”

    38281 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2018

  31. Being stuck behind this for miles...

    38241 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2018

  32. Russian presidential vote tainted by reports of ballot-box stuffing

    38219 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2018

  33. Climate change skeptic thought he'd found a real zinger of a post to share

    38190 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2018

  34. Referring to your pet as only "My roommate", what's something your roommate does?

    38174 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2018

  35. Fluff enjoying a peaceful snowfall

    38143 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2018

  36. Ohhh shit

    38136 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2018

  37. Crickets are the most relaxing sound ever. A cricket is the most irritating sound ever.

    38130 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2018

  38. Swedish prime minister criticizes Trump’s tariff proposal right in front of him

    38111 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2018

  39. Marvel Studios' Avengers: Infinity War - Official Trailer

    38071 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2018

  40. Huge foreign policy win for Trump

    38056 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2018

  41. Banning literature in prisons perpetuates a system that ignores inmate humanity

    38049 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2018

  42. Cat-cher

    38037 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2018

  43. The Lonely Island were asked to write a song for the Oscars, but it was dropped due to being "financially and logistically impossible". They uploaded the demo here

    38016 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2018

  44. these pencils suck

    37952 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2018

  45. Rhode Island bill would charge $20 fee to unblock Internet porn

    37948 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2018

  46. French Legos

    37945 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2018

  47. Dog has a condition that makes it hard to get food down so he eats in a special high chair.

    37939 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2018

  48. Wholesome tweet, made me smile this morning after the sad news.

    37931 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2018

  49. This bit of concrete looks like the Iron Giant

    37894 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2018

  50. sovietwomble

    37881 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2018

  51. A guy in my town makes these skeleton displays!

    37878 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2018

  52. The US Time magazine left Canada out of their Olympic standings column so it would look like the US got third

    37861 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2018

  53. MRW I call Verizon because I'm having difficulties sending texts but I'm errantly transferred to their billing department

    37852 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2018

  54. Bring a cane to a chair fight, WCGW?

    37848 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2018

  55. Up you go, fren!

    37839 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2018

  56. Good to know. Summer will be here soon.

    37803 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2018

  57. You have to decide your priorities dude

    37793 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2018

  58. Madlad is committed... to public service!

    37776 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2018

  59. A hidden gem I found on my wife's computer

    37774 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2018

  60. This is what nightmares are made of

    37768 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2018

  61. Adolf Hitler is sworn in as Chancellor of Germany, 30 (January 1933, colorized)

    37761 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2018

  62. MaN dRaWs PeRfEcT cIrCLe ThEn HaS SeIzUrE

    37755 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2018

  63. The power of the puppy dog eyes

    37754 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2018

  64. Rain + Umbrella....should be fine.

    37717 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2018

  65. As of today, I am tumor free!!!

    37660 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2018

  66. These aren’t stairs. They are decorative waterfalls. My friend walked into them and slipped, i laughed my ass off.

    37656 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2018

  67. TIL that in early 2016, a woman tracked down the family of a WWII veteran whose Purple Heart she bought at an Arizona Goodwill store for $4.99

    37627 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2018

  68. He had a dream

    37621 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2018

  69. I’m sorry okay

    37609 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2018

  70. TIL in 2000 Portugal decriminalized ALL drugs. If police find someone w/a supply larger than 10 days worth of personal use they aren’t arrested but brought before a “dissuasion panel” made up of experts who evaluate the person & prescribe treatment. both HIV infections & deaths by OD have plummeted.

    37596 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2018

  71. Native American music sung in english

    37583 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2018

  72. The work that goes into a platinum ring I made

    37578 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2018

  73. This perfect reflection.

    37577 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2018

  74. The person that strapped these vehicles down deserves a medal. Neither one touched the ground.

    37570 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2018

  75. TIL of Robert Smalls, a slave who freed himself his crew & their families by overtaking Confederate ship, CSS Planter, and sailing it north. The ship contained a code book letting them pass CSA checkpoints. He became new captain of the ship & convinced Lincoln to admit African Americans to the Army

    37517 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2018

  76. Reflection

    37494 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2018

  77. You could write a popular show by releasing a cryptic, big budget, highly promoted teaser trailer and then lifting all the major plot points from fan theories on the Internet.

    37491 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2018

  78. Twitch streamer who admitted to killing dogs at the veterinary clinic makes the local news. Police have started their investigation.

    37476 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2018

  79. Mark Hamill on Luke Skywalker: "I refuse to believe that he's gone. My theory is he just teleported to somewhere else and left his robe behind. He teleported to a nudist colony, that's what I'm hoping"

    37425 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2018

  80. TIL China killed off two AI chatbots after they start criticising communism and praising the US.

    37410 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2018

  81. TIL Nintendo will not allow the creator of Super Mario to bike to work because they consider his safety to be too important

    37409 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2018

  82. My grandpa circa 1930s in the US Navy.

    37391 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2018

  83. This used sand paper looks like Jupiter.

    37378 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2018

  84. Make Way for the King

    37363 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2018

  85. And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

    37361 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2018

  86. Wishing the opposing team good luck

    37357 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2018

  87. No regrets.

    37338 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2018

  88. TIL when Czechoslovakia split, the Czech Republic and Slovakia also split the national anthem - each country got one verse

    37337 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2018

  89. Tumblr user complains that white people are stealing MLK then gets shut down by MLK

    37335 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2018

  90. Wolf size compared to coyotes

    37324 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2018

  91. Really Miss These Days

    37300 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2018

  92. Beverly pls

    37295 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2018

  93. General Kenobi! You are an old one!

    37261 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2018

  94. How miniature sculptures are made (figure is Doctor Emmett Brown)

    37251 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2018

  95. Harry Potter was a trust fund jock who married his high school sweetheart and became a cop.

    37236 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2018

  96. An accurate look inside my daily morning ritual of posting gifs on Reddit and Imgur

    37112 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2018

  97. This fireplace

    37074 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2018

  98. No words...

    37057 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2018

  99. Long exposure photo of drones circling mountains makes them look like sci-fi landscapes

    37047 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2018

  100. Harvesting carrots

    37047 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2018