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Reddit (Mar 2018)

  1. Man tells woman he was poisoned; will die unless she has sex with him

    11214 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2018

  2. "dis my stick now, BYE!"

    11211 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2018

  3. Special counsel Robert Mueller has presented Trump's legal team with a list of questions as investigators seek an interview with the president.

    11210 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2018

  4. From /r/memes

    11208 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2018

  5. Cassettes had an A and B side, so it was logical the successor was the CD.

    11207 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2018

  6. Into X-Aisle, I must go. . . .

    11206 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2018

  7. Roses are red, I don't like animal feces,

    11204 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2018

  8. This vet in my home town always delivers with the jokes

    11204 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2018

  9. 2meirl4meirl

    11199 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2018

  10. The resemblance is uncanny.

    11197 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2018

  11. What a kind pedestrian

    11196 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2018

  12. My biggest fan so far... Oh....

    11196 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2018

  13. Reverse Sear a Ribeye in the Oven

    11192 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2018

  14. New Mexico/Colorado border.

    11191 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2018

  15. nobody nose

    11190 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2018

  16. Today is my late father's 100th birthday. This has always been my favorite picture of him. (Late 40s)

    11185 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2018

  17. The Princess - by Brian Rood

    11182 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2018

  18. An acquaintance accidentally mailed a wedding invite to a wrong address, got a kind reply.

    11182 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2018

  19. LPT: Funky smell in the basement? If there's drains, pour a bucket of water down them to keep the trap full.

    11182 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2018

  20. all at once

    11180 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2018

  21. When she looks at me like that, I’m powerless

    11178 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2018

  22. You're next.

    11178 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2018

  23. Baby kissing dog

    11169 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2018

  24. Shooting a gun through two bottles simultaneously

    11164 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2018

  25. corgis in classrooms!

    11164 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2018

  26. Andy's Got Talent.

    11163 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2018

  27. Anon is a boomer

    11160 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2018

  28. If there's a stairway to heaven, this must be the escalator to hell

    11160 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2018

  29. What commonly held beliefs are a result of propaganda?

    11159 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2018

  30. How to Get Away with Murder coming soon to Netflix.

    11154 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2018

  31. Or are they..?

    11148 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2018

  32. Maximum Horsepower

    11148 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2018

  33. The hierarchy of our family explained in one picture

    11148 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2018

  34. Can we get some appreciation for this? This is anti-asshole design.

    11146 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2018

  35. The dragon-like armour of the Red Eyed Crocodile Skink

    11144 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2018

  36. I'm a skateboarder now!

    11143 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2018

  37. World's last male northern white rhino on the mend after infection threatened the species

    11139 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2018

  38. Tour de New York

    11137 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2018

  39. MAGA

    11132 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2018

  40. The best way to parallel park

    11126 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2018

  41. Reddit is starting to look way too similar to Facebook.

    11125 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2018

  42. They grow up so fast.

    11124 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2018

  43. [I ate] Chicken & Waffles with a side of Mac n’ cheese

    11118 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2018

  44. Some guys challenged Will Smith to bungee jump from a helicopter, this is his response

    11111 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2018

  45. A modest plea...

    11110 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2018

  46. Teen scientist wins USD 250,000 with late blight prediction model

    11107 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2018

  47. Due to the evolution of bacteria with respect to our immune system, traveling forward in time could kill you and traveling back in time could kill everyone else

    11100 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2018

  48. Elon Musk is one of us

    11093 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2018

  49. Always time for a lesson from batman

    11090 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2018

  50. My wife left me, so I posted all the nudes she ever sent me onto r/gonewild.

    11087 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2018

  51. Plants!

    11084 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2018

  52. Thanks for Asking

    11080 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2018

  53. The Boy With The Paper Cup

    11079 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2018

  54. Filing job = complete. Actual work done = 0.

    11078 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2018

  55. Liberal Feminism IRL

    11076 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2018

  56. Disney's multiplane camera.

    11070 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2018

  57. The Golden Girls was so far ahead of its time

    11069 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2018

  58. 25 Notable Cryptocurrencies [OC]

    11065 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2018

  59. Are we great yet? 🤔🇺🇸

    11056 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2018

  60. [creative] Suggestion for a new Old West location

    11054 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2018

  61. Four Words

    11052 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2018

  62. TIL The most successful Bond movie ever is Thunderball released back in 1965. The movie made over $141 million which amounts than $1 billion today when inflation is adjusted.

    11052 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2018

  63. Archaeologists discover 81 ancient settlements in the Amazon

    11044 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2018

  64. Attempt to fight Butterbean

    11044 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2018

  65. Hal Knows.

    11043 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2018

  66. A father sending his distraught son to bed in 1979.

    11042 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2018

  67. Look Patrick, I'm /r/sequelmemes! "duhy...howdy y'all!"

    11040 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2018

  68. I freak him out

    11038 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2018

  69. MRW my computer tells me I need administrator access

    11036 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2018

  70. FCC authorizes SpaceX to provide broadband services via satellite constellation

    11029 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2018

  71. TIL North Korea has its own distinct basketball rules, such as three points for a dunk, four points for a three-pointer that does not touch the rim, minus one point for missing a free throw, and eight points for a basket scored in the final three seconds.

    11026 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2018

  72. Anon has a nightmare

    11025 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2018

  73. North Korea says it is willing to freeze nuclear tests if US agrees to talks

    11024 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2018

  74. Jennifer Lawrence poking Emma Stone at the Oscars

    11023 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2018

  75. The absolute mad lad got himself suspended!

    11020 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2018

  76. Why Hollywood Won't Cast Alyson Hannigan Anymore | She apparently doesn't want to be cast, because she is raising her children (Bonus: Not even true; she is set to air in a new pilot soon) [36 clicks]

    11019 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2018

  77. 2meirl4meirl

    11017 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2018

  78. At least he didn't ask if the kid had gotten fixed yet

    11016 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2018

  79. i told my coworker that he looks like ricky and he did this

    11013 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2018

  80. Impressive leap

    11012 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2018

  81. Wedding photo[OC]

    11007 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2018

  82. Tis a sin

    11005 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2018

  83. I just noticed that Michael ate the tiramisu that Pam threw away.

    10996 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2018

  84. 10 year old Mark Zuckerberg developing his first code (New York, 1994)

    10995 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2018

  85. OP claims national media isn't covering a story...by posting a CNN screenshot

    10994 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2018

  86. SLPT: Park like an asshole to get free condoms!

    10993 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2018

  87. This Spongebob and Patrick Wallpaper

    10989 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2018

  88. Tiffany Haddish reacts to seeing Meryl Streep the Oscars

    10980 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2018

  89. Am I doing this right?

    10972 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2018

  90. This church is not for the faint of heart!

    10971 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2018

  91. [Just Cause 2]

    10967 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2018

  92. Trump confidant dumped millions in steel-related stock last week. (Time to investigate Trump's TAX RETURNS too?)

    10965 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2018

  93. This airbnb tiny house. My home for the next three days

    10963 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2018

  94. Our sweet Cousteau! From a scrawny street kitty in New Orleans to a prince living in Paris ♥️

    10952 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2018

  95. Rate my roasties

    10946 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2018

  96. YOuNg CHiLd FuCkINg aDDicTeD tO dRUgS, ColORaDo 2018 COloRiZeD DeCOloRizeD tHeN CoLOriZeD AgAin

    10940 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2018

  97. Cat with cold nose

    10938 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2018

  98. Must have missed the memo...

    10937 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2018

  99. All 3 hostages and gunman die in armed siege of Yountville veterans home in Napa Valle

    10936 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2018

  100. Disney can't evade us forever!

    10929 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2018