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  1. Skittles and M&Ms combined in one bowl spell S&M. This is appropriate, because if you mix them you’re a sadist, and if you eat them you’re a masochist.

    4648 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2018

  2. No wonder it looked familar ;)

    4647 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2018

  3. There's a snow Red Alert and yet Breakfast News is full of people who've been stuck on the highways overnight and seem surprised.

    4645 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2018

  4. Typical modern day school behaviour

    4643 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2018

  5. Some assembly required. Good luck.

    4642 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2018

  6. What if they become disabled after birth?

    4642 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2018

  7. When the extension cord just isn't long enough

    4640 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2018

  8. Anon wasn't smart after all

    4638 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2018

  9. Period Pussy tastes like pennies and I’m all about the money

    4633 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2018

  10. Okay Human :)

    4633 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2018

  11. Yeah, I believe it

    4631 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2018

  12. Dwayne Johnson happily accepts Baywatch's Razzie

    4630 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2018

  13. Shhhhhoutout

    4630 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2018

  14. China Says It Will Decide Who the Dalai Lama Shall Be Reincarnated As

    4628 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2018

  15. TIL Hugh Jackman buys lottery tickets for the entire cast and crew every Friday while filming a movie. It's a tradition he started in an effort to get to know one another and encourage comradery and team work among the crew.

    4626 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2018

  16. Found this gem in my local school art gallery

    4625 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2018

  17. hmmm

    4625 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2018

  18. Too beautiful to eat

    4623 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2018

  19. Good boy relaxing at the vet office!

    4620 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2018

  20. Who's running Youtube's Twitter account?

    4618 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2018

  21. Brave puppy makes a big leap

    4617 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2018

  22. RIP Davide Astori. Fiorentina captain, taken way too young at 31⚽️

    4616 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2018

  23. [Meme] [Haiku] big man makes a big splash

    4616 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2018

  24. overcome all obstacles

    4614 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2018

  25. Gave my number to a friend o met on overwatch who was depressed so we could talk but he spammed me and I ignored him. Woke up this morning to this text.

    4612 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2018

  26. Current Nintendo system sales comparisons [OC]

    4611 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2018

  27. Curtain

    4611 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2018

  28. PicoStill is a DIY booze system, but it's not quite legal yet

    4611 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2018

  29. A Chinese doctor opens his new clinic.

    4608 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2018

  30. I am Min Jin Lee, and my novel PACHINKO was a finalist for the National Book Award. Call me Min or Min Jin. AMA.

    4603 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2018

  31. Jimmy Kimmel engaging Trump about the Oscars

    4601 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2018

  32. Coffee

    4600 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2018

  33. This was not God’s Plan

    4598 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2018

  34. Found this sign near Fillmore and Grove st.

    4598 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2018

  35. Two fresh loaves

    4595 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2018

  36. A whole society run by literal neckbeards

    4594 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2018

  37. I'm just going to kill this little bee, what's the worst that could happen?

    4591 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2018

  38. Dear PUBG, can i vault over this, please

    4589 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2018

  39. A bed is really just a human charging pad.

    4587 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2018

  40. Binance BTC withdrawal fees reduced 50% to 0.0005 BTC

    4586 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2018

  41. My brother and I thought this was kinda funny, I love his expression (Han solo)

    4585 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2018

  42. r/Metacanada has a sticky on their front page with an unmasked recording of my voice in order to try to find out who I am, after appearing on a podcast where my voice was masked

    4581 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2018

  43. Emote concept

    4581 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2018

  44. [Homemade] Banh Mi

    4578 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2018

  45. Y u do dis, hooman?

    4570 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2018

  46. Dragon is deep in thought

    4569 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2018

  47. anime_irl

    4567 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2018

  48. How my players “ruined” an encounter in 3 turns

    4567 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2018

  49. It doesn’t matter if it’s uncomfortable for you, she like to sleep like this

    4566 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2018

  50. “I’ll allow it, but watch yourself, counselor.”

    4566 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2018

  51. Facebook’s tracking of non-users ruled illegal again

    4564 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2018

  52. The Ugly Barnacle

    4563 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2018

  53. I’m so happy I can’t even see!

    4563 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2018

  54. Squad wipe with Groza

    4561 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2018

  55. WHAT A COINCIDENCE. I TOO AM CALLED HUMAN.

    4555 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2018

  56. This cable management.

    4552 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2018

  57. TIL that green eyes are the rarest colored eyes in the world with only 2% of the world’s population having green eyes.

    4552 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2018

  58. Japanese Tinder is a bit different

    4551 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2018

  59. Bird helps make the bed.

    4549 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2018

  60. Perfect slip

    4546 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2018

  61. Im cry:(

    4546 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2018

  62. fortnite_irl

    4544 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2018

  63. Wake Up Soon I wanna play with You

    4544 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2018

  64. Get you a squad that uses the pickaxe to save you from an armed enemy..

    4543 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2018

  65. When you reunite with your wife but then you remember how you were kicked out of the flight academy for having a mind of your own

    4542 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2018

  66. Be careful with your phrasing

    4540 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2018

  67. Came across this old picture of my dad, before the attempt on his life left him scarred.. and deformed.

    4539 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2018

  68. The timing to get this shot...

    4539 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2018

  69. The year women got the vote in each country [4602x3044)

    4538 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2018

  70. Singaporeans of reddit, what do Americans need to do to toughen Gum control in the United States?

    4538 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2018

  71. He is getting married so he made this with his best friend and future wife.

    4535 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2018

  72. Estonian district overwhelmingly votes for cannabis leaf flag

    4533 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2018

  73. The cutest little death machine

    4523 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2018

  74. Letter I received from Nintendo in 1996 regarding a toy idea

    4523 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2018

  75. This picture was taken just off the side of our boat dock one night.

    4520 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2018

  76. Need a hand getting that garden in shape for Spring? Vinnie’s got your back! (X-post from r/dank_meme)

    4519 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2018

  77. TIL a massive earthquake struck Japan in 1923, causing a fire tornado that incinerated 38,000 people in 15 minutes and was so hot, people's feet were melted to the ground and they could not run away.

    4516 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2018

  78. Tesla really need to do something about ICEing at superchargers. When half the bays are blocked and you need to charge it can make life difficult. What could they do about it?

    4513 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2018

  79. Walked past a drawer. Got caught on the knob.

    4512 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2018

  80. How to articulate premature ejaculation

    4511 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2018

  81. Woman rushes into a police station with a lifeless pup

    4511 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2018

  82. Apparently they're called "fart eggs"

    4508 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2018

  83. Detroit: Become Human new box art looks familiar...

    4506 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2018

  84. My friend’s donkey and barn cat have a special bond

    4505 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2018

  85. Why are there roaches?

    4505 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2018

  86. How to reenact your birth

    4504 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2018

  87. when you need to kayak but don't have a river nearby

    4504 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2018

  88. Blue Dragon River in Portugal

    4503 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2018

  89. Its not the jedi way

    4503 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2018

  90. can't...keep...eyes....open....

    4502 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2018

  91. Bought and Lost ~$5,000 Bitcoin gambling in 2017. How should I go about my taxes?

    4501 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2018

  92. WEStern ANDERSON

    4497 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2018

  93. Alright boys, it’s that time of week again

    4497 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2018

  94. I still feel this way about Leonardo DiCaprio (OC)

    4494 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2018

  95. 3-2 Matic worldieeeee

    4493 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2018

  96. On this day 2 years ago, Nate Diaz submitted Conor McGregor at UFC 196, giving Conor his lone UFC loss to date

    4492 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2018

  97. Tim Hortons workers win battle to organize union local in Canora

    4492 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2018

  98. [Haiku] grapefruit.mp3

    4490 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2018

  99. When you're under water

    4489 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2018

  100. meow👁irl

    4488 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2018