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Reddit (Mar 2018)

  1. "Sorry, I already already have plans tonight lol"

    5460 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2018

  2. Slovenia vs Slovakia

    5459 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2018

  3. YSK strokes happen to the very healthy, as well as the elderly.

    5456 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2018

  4. If we mounted video cameras on garbage trucks, Google street view could be updated weekly

    5452 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2018

  5. 😂😂😂 🅱️h 🅱️o, 🅱️t's 🅱️etarded 😂😂😂

    5451 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2018

  6. I pity the fool who steals this tape measure

    5450 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2018

  7. That’s Sam-I-am! With Green Eggs and Ham. - Horton Hears a Who! (2008)

    5449 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2018

  8. Childish Gambino’s new tour announcement

    5444 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2018

  9. Dodge duck dip dive and dodge in front of yo mama

    5443 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2018

  10. The largest book club in the world meet every Sunday at church and have been discussing the same book since it started.

    5442 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2018

  11. Day 74.

    5441 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2018

  12. Lord of aesthetics

    5441 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2018

  13. That moment when idea of creating Steam was born

    5439 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2018

  14. People who bike to work, how do you handle your hygiene for the rest of the day in regards to sweating as you arrive?

    5434 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2018

  15. My little almond tree. Grown from an almond I got from the office kitchen.

    5434 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2018

  16. Age Old Question

    5431 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2018

  17. ULPT Own more socks and underwear than your SO. Then you can outlast them procrastinating doing laundry and they’ll have to do it.

    5430 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2018

  18. Pretty much an allegory for my life sometimes... (At least I got it on the next try after raging)

    5427 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2018

  19. "Can you bring my hairline back?" -I gotta sharpie fam.

    5426 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2018

  20. Yup, I remember that.

    5423 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2018

  21. They should make an episode where they drive like this

    5421 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2018

  22. This seemed relevant here

    5421 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2018

  23. I feel much safer when our troops patrol the parks

    5419 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2018

  24. My Grandma's bougainvillea is absolutely jaw dropping!!!

    5416 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2018

  25. A car alarm went off in my street at 4am and I was so busy looking disapprovingly out the window that I failed to see it was my car

    5416 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2018

  26. Raging waters of the Kootenay River [OC] [715 x 1072]

    5416 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2018

  27. Does he look evil?

    5415 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2018

  28. How the Irish Potato Famine began...

    5415 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2018

  29. Monsters of SCTV... Eugene Levy, Dan Aykroyd, Gilda Radner, Rosemary Radcliffe and John Candy of Second City... (1974) - [500 × 375]

    5415 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2018

  30. Seoul is a neon paradise

    5409 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2018

  31. Too Close

    5406 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2018

  32. MRW I meet with a girl from Tinder but I haven’t had sex in two years and I have to wait in her bedroom naked while she’s getting ready in the bathroom

    5404 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2018

  33. Greater Tokyo area compared to Greater London and Mainland Britain [1879 x 1653]

    5399 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2018

  34. Them legs

    5398 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2018

  35. Fantasy Themed North America for Campaigns [OC]

    5398 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2018

  36. I hold back, sometimes I won't

    5397 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2018

  37. Kinza was surrendered to the shelter after 7 years in a home. We hope to get at least another 7 with this insanely loveable angel!

    5397 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2018

  38. good news update! [CA] Grandmother gave my brother and me an equal share portfolio each in the late 90's when we were kids. Brother sold his when they were worth a car. I left mine in and now they're a substantial amount. Brother and his girlfriend want my half now.

    5394 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2018

  39. Hmmmm

    5394 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2018

  40. [Visible Confusion]

    5393 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2018

  41. Shoryuken

    5391 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2018

  42. Not my video games!

    5391 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2018

  43. Kurzgesagt: String Theory explained - what is the true nature of reality?

    5390 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2018

  44. [GTA V] Truck glitching and exploding on a bridge

    5387 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2018

  45. When you spot someone who hates the prequels but loves the sequels

    5383 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2018

  46. Chicken salt! A true Australian hero

    5381 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2018

  47. Teenagers and their jalopy ‘The Boogie Woogie,’ Belle Glade FLA, June 1940. My colorization.

    5378 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2018

  48. A guy wanted me to laser engrave him a Thor phone case and I'm pretty happy with how it came out.

    5378 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2018

  49. Nervous about sharing but I reached by first goal of losing 50lbs.

    5378 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2018

  50. A Superb Fit

    5377 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2018

  51. Amy Schumer trying to promote her movie on Instagram

    5375 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2018

  52. Condom + Coke + Mentos =

    5374 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2018

  53. I am the queen meow

    5372 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2018

  54. Being your girl's co pilot on the highway

    5372 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2018

  55. A rideshare mission with more than two dozen satellites for the US military, NASA and universities is confirmed to fly on SpaceX’s second Falcon Heavy launch, set for June

    5369 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2018

  56. Years ago we bought my dad a pet tarantula as a joke, this is how he set up its home.

    5368 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2018

  57. Me_irl

    5367 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2018

  58. You have just finished having sex. What do you say to make it awkward?

    5365 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2018

  59. couplesTV

    5361 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2018

  60. This colorful street in Ireland

    5361 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2018

  61. Ď̷̠̠̯̎̃̏̐̈́o̵̰͓̎̊̚k̷͉͍̩̘̤̥͚̿̀̓͋͝i̵͆͑̓͒ͅ ̷̧̡̮̮̳̫̾͜D̸̢̯̖̟̐̃̊͆̉o̶̻̖͑̀͛͂̽͝k̴͈̰̯̞̼̭̲̿i̶̺͂̈́ ̶̢̮̎̇̏̕←̶̧̪̖̱̞̘͂̋↖̶̩̲̙͓̯͛̓͗̓̍͠↑̶̧̡̬̣̗͖̓͊̾↗̶̱̮̦͐̈́→̶̹̽̅͗↘̸̨̪̫̫͔͉̻͑͛͂↓̸̭̘͓̱̍͒↙̶͖͈͇̣̰̋̾͆̃ ̶̜̔̈́͝C̸̲̝̽̎l̶̼̘̰̙̈͛͒̎͝͝u̶̩̟̜̘̪͎̿ͅb̸̢̙͚͆̎͜

    5361 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2018

  62. Big hair of the 1960s

    5360 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2018

  63. Ruh-roh - That is the scoobyest looking dog I've ever seen.

    5356 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2018

  64. Still handsome after 13ish years.

    5355 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2018

  65. Pupper or seal? We may never know.

    5353 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2018

  66. Skilled tradesman.

    5353 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2018

  67. X-post r/im14andthisisdeep

    5350 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2018

  68. I don’t think that means what you think it means.

    5349 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2018

  69. Installed the stove boss

    5348 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2018

  70. I've been practicing my Waltograph with some names. I'm pleased with this one

    5347 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2018

  71. User describes how India's telecom industry silently went from open market sector a monopoly controlled by a few players, like the one in USA now.

    5345 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2018

  72. Behold the Florida Teacher who told his students not to date anyone 'Acting Like A N****r'

    5344 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2018

  73. change my mind

    5343 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2018

  74. Oof

    5341 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2018

  75. My worst motor accident so far.

    5339 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2018

  76. Guy refunds $20,000 of Tech Scammer's Money

    5338 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2018

  77. Just snowed into the shop, fuck me I quit

    5335 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2018

  78. What go wrong if I try to tackle this guy (x-post r/norge)

    5335 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2018

  79. TIL The fake cocaine actors snort on film is vitamin B powder, a common cutting agent for real cocaine.

    5332 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2018

  80. who wouldn't toot sugar tits ijs

    5330 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2018

  81. President Barack Obama Meets The Mythbusters

    5328 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2018

  82. I pray for clear skin like Daniel

    5327 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2018

  83. HMC while I ‘speak’ to a manager

    5325 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2018

  84. Using a drone to light mountains

    5324 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2018

  85. Levi's using lasers to weather new jeans

    5321 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2018

  86. How to get decapitated

    5319 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2018

  87. Favorite Troy McClure quotes....Go!

    5312 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2018

  88. Neo-Nazi Group Linked To 5 Killings In Florida, Virginia, California : NPR

    5308 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2018

  89. Ice cream tippy taps

    5308 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2018

  90. Going to the moon

    5306 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2018

  91. Gary Oldman Wins Best Actor For 'Darkest Hour'

    5298 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2018

  92. Yesterday’s Andromeda galaxy was so cool that I thought I’d try my hand at it with the Sombrero Galaxy

    5297 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2018

  93. Dog gets an ice cream cone

    5295 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2018

  94. Begun, the Infinity War has.

    5292 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2018

  95. r/PrequelMemes didn't find this funny but maybe you all will

    5289 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2018

  96. Welcome to Flavour Town

    5289 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2018

  97. Cool piece of art

    5287 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2018

  98. Tweet tweet 🐥

    5286 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2018

  99. Hello

    5286 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2018

  100. Just had a $12,000 breakdown with my diesel truck. I can’t wait for my Tesla Semi.

    5285 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2018