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  1. Mess with the crabo you get the stabo!

    58243 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2018

  2. Before and after weight loss, February 2nd, 2016 and today.

    58188 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2018

  3. Truth.

    58010 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2018

  4. The number of Delta Air Lines passengers who bought tickets with NRA discount: 13

    57986 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2018

  5. Crossfit at its finest

    57975 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2018

  6. Love is everything!!!

    57856 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2018

  7. Manager prevents a doggie decapitation.

    57794 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2018

  8. New smash looks soo good 😍

    57770 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2018

  9. Samuel L. Jackson During a Photoshoot Celebrating His 69th Birthday

    57759 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2018

  10. LPT: When you know where you are going to college, make sure to decline the others. People often end up on waitlists and the sooner that you decline the more likely they may be to get in. It could be their dream/reach school

    57695 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2018

  11. That is absolutely wrong

    57638 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2018

  12. TIL an IKEA in the Netherlands had to cancel their 1 euro breakfast special because it attracted too many customers and caused traffic jams on the highway.

    57592 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2018

  13. *Body Building*

    57495 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2018

  14. The kids in the school next door are about to have an awesome day

    57452 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2018

  15. TIL that in June 2017, a tire shop in Fort Worth, Texas, was robbed so often that the owner bought a guard dog. The next time the shop was robbed, the intruders stole the dog.

    57349 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2018

  16. My buddy's carpet matches his dad's dog perfectly

    57326 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2018

  17. I nearly deleted my late grandmother’s texts by turning on the delete texts from over a year ago . I sent a message to her phone to make sure they wouldn’t be deleted, and the person who got her phone number replied.

    57188 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2018

  18. John Oliver asked Stephen Hawking, "Is there a universe where I'm smarter than you?"

    57146 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2018

  19. TIL that before the Super Bowl XLI Halftime Show, the show coordinator asked Prince if he'd be alright performing in the downpour.. to which Prince responded "Can you make it rain harder?"

    57126 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2018

  20. Age doesn't define swagger

    57090 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2018

  21. Fox found in fishermen’s bag after eating all the fish

    57081 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2018

  22. I gotta check out his other reviews

    57064 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2018

  23. Pretty sure this shepherd is broken.

    57015 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2018

  24. 9/11 hero who saved hundreds dies of cancer at age 45

    56909 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2018

  25. Woke up today to her just staring me down purring.

    56873 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2018

  26. Friendly dog pretends to lose to kitten

    56747 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2018

  27. "I am speed."

    56738 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2018

  28. TIL there is a Russian version of the Lord of the Rings based on the premise that the original LOTR is a "history written by the victors;" in reality Mordor was on the verge of an industrial revolution which was a threat to the war-mongering and imperialistic faction represented by Gandalf/the elves

    56716 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2018

  29. TIL that if you own a Rolls Royce, you can send your chauffeur to the Rolls Royce headquarters in Goodwood, England to be trained to drive a Rolls Royce under the "White Glove" driver training program

    56716 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2018

  30. Ghanaian teacher who Taught his Students How to use mS word on a blackboard gets computers donated to his school

    56711 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2018

  31. Faceswap

    56679 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2018

  32. Bad bunny

    56674 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2018

  33. NASA astronaut Anne McClain brought her 4-year-old son to a spacesuit photo shoot.

    56661 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2018

  34. The Weinstein Company to File for Bankruptcy Tonight

    56629 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2018

  35. Pranks like this are actually funny

    56519 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2018

  36. The tiles at the National Postal Museum are oddly satisfying

    56465 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2018

  37. wtf is wrong with HIM?

    56426 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2018

  38. The fact that the death of a scientist is headline news worldwide is in some ways the most fitting tribute Stephen Hawking could possibly have.

    56412 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2018

  39. TIL of the Orgone Accumulator, a device sold in the 1950s to allow a person sitting inside to attract orgone, a massless 'healing energy'. The FDA noted that one purchaser, a college professor, knew it was "phony" but found it "helpful because his wife sat quietly in it for four hours every day."

    56411 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2018

  40. mohawk

    56395 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2018

  41. TIL that Mark Zuckerberg bought 700 acres of beachfront land in Hawaii. He built a wall around the property and then tried to force hundreds of Native Hawaiians to forfeit their gathering rights to the land by suing them

    56360 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2018

  42. Hi

    56293 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2018

  43. Futurama Lego

    56283 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2018

  44. The CLOUD Act would let cops get our data directly from big tech companies like Facebook without needing a warrant. Congress just snuck it into the must-pass omnibus package.

    56237 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2018

  45. TIL a Dutch student once 'faked' a gap year as part of a university project to show how social media is not reflective of real life. Using edited/staged pictures, she created an illusion on Facebook she was travelling around South East Asia for over a month. In reality, she never left her apartment.

    56218 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2018

  46. Well if it’s the truth..

    56068 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2018

  47. Saudi Arabia just put a woman in a top government position for the first time

    56058 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2018

  48. Now this is getting serious

    56015 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2018

  49. TIL that 18th Century stereotype of the "lazy southerner" was caused by widespread hookworm infections, which caused poor southerners to be lethargic, malnourished, stunted, and mentally retarded.

    56008 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2018

  50. New best friend.

    55870 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2018

  51. Sir Ringo Starr was knighted today

    55869 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2018

  52. Doctors Orders!

    55789 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2018

  53. The Cincinnati Bearcats Baseball team has mastered the art of the post game interview troll

    55777 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2018

  54. Judge declares man's truck 'his home' in ruling that could affect hundreds of homeless people

    55682 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2018

  55. Hafthor Bjornsson "The Mountain" sets dead lift world record

    55680 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2018

  56. 🔥 Ammonite fossil from the Jurassic period

    55678 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2018

  57. ‘Scuse me ...got any spare fish?

    55662 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2018

  58. If you pay to see the results of an online IQ test, then you failed the test.

    55514 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2018

  59. Dream Big

    55484 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2018

  60. Remove this

    55471 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2018

  61. Katelyn Ohashi Split Bounce. She scored a Perfect 10.

    55454 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2018

  62. TIL of the White Rose which was a non-violent Nazi resistance group made of college students and a professor. It started by releasing pamphlets against the Nazi Party and ended with the execution of 6 students and the professor.

    55445 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2018

  63. At a Waffle House in La Marque, Texas, this elderly man told the waitress that his hands weren’t working too good. He was also on oxygen and struggling to breathe. Without hesitation, she took his plate and began cutting his ham.

    55426 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2018

  64. Got a case of the Mondays

    55416 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2018

  65. Britain is now threatening to seize Russian oligarchs' luxury real estate after ex-spy's poisoning

    55250 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2018

  66. Let's not put the blame on the wrong person

    55190 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2018

  67. A Thai businessman caught poaching a rare black leopard plans to build a highway through a pristine forest in Myanmar that is home to endangered leopards and connects two tiger sanctuaries. Conservationists, residents, and an armed ethnic group have all expressed concerns about the project.

    55159 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2018

  68. Should've stopped at four punches!

    55136 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2018

  69. "Excuse me, cat, can I have a hug?"

    55052 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2018

  70. This bench is made from a curled-up paving stone.

    55003 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2018

  71. Prime Minister Shinzo Abe wants to repeal a Japanese law requiring broadcasters to show impartiality, a step critics fear will lead to sensational reporting and polarize views, just as a similar move has been blamed for doing in the United States

    54976 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2018

  72. Relationship goals

    54862 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2018

  73. Keanu Reeves helping girl in Cinderella dress onto motorcycle

    54862 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2018

  74. Made a hideout for my cats

    54857 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2018

  75. Scotch tape makes frosted glass clear

    54831 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2018

  76. I saw a guy proposing to a girl in Chicago on Michigan Avenue today. Hope the couple see this.

    54727 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2018

  77. High school is basically like a free trial on education and once you graduate they ask for $50,000 if you want to continue.

    54687 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2018

  78. The one message we should all be for...

    54659 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2018

  79. Kids today will never know that unique smell of Blockbuster which was kinda like a mixture of candy and carpet.

    54645 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2018

  80. The way the snow melted in my university's courtyard makes the floor look like a video game

    54594 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2018

  81. Hyperion: the tallest tree in the world. It stands 380 feet tall and is over 800 years old.

    54591 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2018

  82. Ultimate Sniper-Assassin

    54569 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2018

  83. If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 decibels it's gonna be too darn loud.

    54518 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2018

  84. Frequency

    54516 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2018

  85. "More please"

    54485 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2018

  86. Scraping off popcorn ceiling

    54485 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2018

  87. Washington becomes first state to pass net neutrality law after FCC repeal - “All Washingtonians should enjoy equal and unfettered access to the educational, social and economic power of the Internet. I’m proud that we're helping lead the way to preserve these rules, ensuring a level playing field.”

    54465 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2018

  88. If this post somehow gets 131,072 upvotes, I'll post again with 262,144 Ewans

    54378 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2018

  89. Boy adopts cat with same exact rare eye condition and cleft lip

    54339 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2018

  90. Facebook has suspended the account of the whistleblower who exposed Cambridge Analytica

    54249 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2018

  91. How these apples collide

    54230 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2018

  92. Cat in stained glass window.

    54226 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2018

  93. Professor Stephen Hawking’s funeral held in Cambridge

    54221 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2018

  94. Just donated my kidney to my dad

    54204 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2018

  95. Streamer's daughter walks in on him while playing a scary game

    54138 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2018

  96. TIL Tigers will take revenge on those who have done wrong to them. Tigers are amongst the most vengeful animals on this planet.

    54137 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2018

  97. nice tattoo save

    54135 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2018

  98. Hes right you know

    54062 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2018

  99. Kim Jong Un Wants to sign peace treaty with Trump, report says, including allowing an embassy in Pyongyang

    54030 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2018

  100. A review for just cause 3

    54025 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2018