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Reddit (Mar 2018)

  1. Public Service Announcement

    10929 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2018

  2. Heart shaped headphone splitter that looks like a nut sack

    10928 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2018

  3. "I thought you was bringing the black guy"

    10926 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2018

  4. A Magical Moment in Motherhood

    10922 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2018

  5. US citizen cousin (16F) is abroad and under heavy pressure to get married by parents. She asked for my help. [Update: We helped her & she's here]

    10920 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2018

  6. 🔥🔥🔥

    10920 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2018

  7. I may be a UVA fan but I designed to show we can still laugh at ourselves.

    10920 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2018

  8. In the 15th century the literacy rate in Italy was 15%, one of the highest in Western Europe. By the 18th century it had increased to just 23%, one of the lowest [OC]

    10916 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2018

  9. Break it up. Break it UP!

    10913 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2018

  10. Anon is Mexican

    10910 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2018

  11. TIL Prince Harry of Wales served in Afghanistan for ten weeks in 2007-08. Subsequently he was pulled out of the country after an Australian newspaper reported on his presence in the Helmand Province of Afghanistan.

    10910 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2018

  12. Makes sense.

    10909 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2018

  13. What is the most "adult" thing you have ever done?

    10907 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2018

  14. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE???

    10906 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2018

  15. 0 chance

    10902 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2018

  16. People that leave the cinema like this

    10902 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2018

  17. the shits sorta fire tho

    10899 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2018

  18. Has skill based matchmaking been implemented? Cause then I understand.

    10893 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2018

  19. Inspired by all of the incredible weight loss photos, here's how I lost 160lb in just one day.

    10892 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2018

  20. Fancy sex only

    10881 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2018

  21. ULPT: Want to find a large variety of items for cheap? Type "divorce" into the search bar on craigslist.

    10881 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2018

  22. The opposite of "tying the knot" is "no strings attached"

    10875 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2018

  23. These seem like good people.

    10869 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2018

  24. This car's tail.

    10865 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2018

  25. I can't believe how long it took me to get the joke... *he's a pothead.*

    10864 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2018

  26. Rest in peace.

    10862 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2018

  27. She doesn’t need health insurance she has a gun

    10858 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2018

  28. Jokes on them

    10857 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2018

  29. Last male white rhino dies in Kenya

    10857 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2018

  30. you cant 100 percent the game if you didn't get it early access.

    10853 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2018

  31. The shock

    10851 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2018

  32. ELI5: We know the body “burns” fat when losing weight, but how does it get rid of all the extra nerves, blood vessels, and skin cells it creates when gaining weight?

    10848 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2018

  33. Sometimes the CHP gives you a piece of their mind...

    10846 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2018

  34. TIFU by eating a $6,300 piece of Dove chocolate

    10843 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2018

  35. I tell myself I don’t want one, but then they do things like this ...

    10842 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2018

  36. The world mapped by Street View coverage [8192x8192][OC]

    10837 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2018

  37. Anon is witty

    10835 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2018

  38. These jokers ain't woke yet.

    10833 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2018

  39. A beautiful pair of African wild dog pups

    10833 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2018

  40. Aww such a good guy

    10833 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2018

  41. 17 years ago, Randy Johnson threw the ultimate fastball

    10833 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2018

  42. Tumblr is a gold mine

    10831 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2018

  43. My vegetarian niece visited last night, and I couldn't get this out of my head.

    10828 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2018

  44. Cabin in Alaska after a fresh snowfall

    10827 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2018

  45. Who else loved superb Archimedes?

    10820 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2018

  46. You see a squirrel almost everyday of your life yet you never see it shit. You see a horse twice a year and you see it shit EVERY. TIME.

    10819 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2018

  47. Egg machine broke

    10817 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2018

  48. TIFU by letting my friends slap my butt

    10816 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2018

  49. Just Divorced, 1930’s

    10812 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2018

  50. TIL A Wyoming woman maintains and regularly uses a 122 year old sourdough starter to make pancakes. The starter is older than the state of Wyoming itself.

    10811 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2018

  51. If you can spell Kashyyyk correctly, you can spell Wookiee correctly

    10810 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2018

  52. TIL Abraham Lincoln, prior to becoming President, was an avid boater and traveled on the Ohio and Mississippi rivers where his boat often got stuck on sandbars. In 1849 Lincoln invented a method for Buoying Vessels Over Shoals, making him the first and only U.S. President to receive a patent.

    10809 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2018

  53. Local Starbucks does 'Sign of the Week' for sign language

    10808 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2018

  54. “What’d I even do woman???”

    10807 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2018

  55. HMRB I'm motocrossing a pond

    10801 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2018

  56. Yea... We Can Just Break Inside Using These Bricks... (WCGW?)

    10801 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2018

  57. Bruce got a fake number (mine)

    10797 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2018

  58. Humiliation with one strike.

    10796 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2018

  59. Honestly, this is kinda cool

    10796 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2018

  60. Those brother in law pun skills

    10796 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2018

  61. When the alarm goes off on Monday morning

    10792 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2018

  62. [I ate] A giant pretzel with a creamy cheese sauce along with honey & spicey mustard

    10790 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2018

  63. Is it me, or am I smelling a return on this investment?

    10790 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2018

  64. [IWC] Probably the most clever watch advertising I've seen in years :)

    10784 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2018

  65. Mt St Helens losing its side during an eruption

    10781 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2018

  66. Woosh Bottle

    10779 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2018

  67. This is Stella, the rescue pup.😍

    10778 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2018

  68. Post i seen on r/atetheonion

    10772 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2018

  69. He likes to hold his own feetz.

    10770 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2018

  70. Clearly the best way of proceeding

    10765 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2018

  71. Only art enthusiasts...

    10761 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2018

  72. Only people that work more than 9-5 can be tired

    10761 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2018

  73. The challenge that separate men from kids

    10759 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2018

  74. South Park: Ike's voice actor recording lines

    10759 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2018

  75. Ping-pong ball collector

    10755 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2018

  76. Top 10 Anime Betrayals

    10754 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2018

  77. TIL in 1977, Argentina flew a pregnant woman to their military base in Antarctica so she could have first baby to ever be born on the continent. In doing so, the Argentine government believed this would give them an undisputable claim on the land, but the claim is not recognized internationally.

    10753 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2018

  78. James Webb Telescope sun shield snags, further launch delays likely

    10748 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2018

  79. Locomotives use sanders/sandboxes to deliver small grits of sand which is dropped on the rail in front of the driving wheels in wet and slippery conditions and on steep grades in order to improve traction.

    10741 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2018

  80. Happy goat loves his bestie Michael even though Michael thinks it's too hot outside to cuddle.

    10731 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2018

  81. The mad man

    10729 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2018

  82. Bitch i'm fabulous

    10726 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2018

  83. happiest kitten on earth

    10724 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2018

  84. Spidey being spidey

    10724 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2018

  85. Just installed reading lights in the bunk room at our cabin. Feels much cozier

    10719 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2018

  86. Lifting a bus out of the water

    10713 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2018

  87. Sending #thoughtsandprayers today lads, so sad :(

    10703 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2018

  88. Gym equipment that is always occupied starter pack

    10701 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2018

  89. When ball is life !

    10701 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2018

  90. College has taught me that a lot of adults play Pokémon.

    10700 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2018

  91. I've got work in the morning

    10699 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2018

  92. Bad luck Bucky

    10698 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2018

  93. Startled by a cat face pillow

    10697 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2018

  94. Mistakes were made

    10691 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2018

  95. Is this unethical?

    10691 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2018

  96. HMC while I drink hand cream !

    10689 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2018

  97. Swords XVIII

    10682 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2018

  98. Crow understands that by raising the water level, it can obtain food.

    10682 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2018

  99. Baby polar bear

    10675 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2018

  100. Don't quote me regulations!

    10665 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2018