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Who remembers these switchblade combs?
24746 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2018
Ron Swanson would want every American to have a gun
24742 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2018
MRW I spend a day with my mother-in-law to get to know her better and I discover she is an anti-vaxxer, moon landing denier, pyramid scheme rep, and a Crossfitter
24741 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2018
"Sorry, can't make it, gotta finish Black Mirror by midnight"
24740 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2018
70,000 years ago, a nomadic star came within a light-year of the Sun. New research suggests this close pass sent dozens of comets and asteroids tumbling out of the solar system.
24736 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2018
The best weapon in a street fight
24731 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2018
Cocky fighter gets KO’d in 9 seconds
24729 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2018
Grumpy Cloud
24721 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2018
me_irl
24721 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2018
Snoop knows.
24714 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2018
This level of hypocrisy makes my insides itchy 😐
24714 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2018
How Kendrick Lamar has created a paradox in the MCU
24697 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2018
Seal Puppy.
24671 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2018
Public Invited to Come Aboard NASA’s First Mission to Touch the Sun
24670 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2018
Man giving himself a haircut
24665 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2018
Such a sweet couple.
24662 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2018
Redditor explains how the Russian Government is trying to cover up more than 300 deaths at the Kemerovo mall fire and how the Fire Escapes were locked.
24659 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2018
80s kids be like:
24647 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2018
Grandma doesn’t get the joke
24646 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2018
Harold Lloyd pretending to be a reflection in the mirror, The Marathon 1919.
24644 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2018
Mexican restaurant opening in Norway
24640 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2018
Stunning early morning light in the Hudson Valley, NY [OC] [4000x4000]
24636 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2018
Birthday gifts from my grandmother, about 30 years apart
24625 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2018
Mark Zuckerberg’s Net Worth Has Dropped $10 Billion in the Last Week
24623 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2018
Shocking
24621 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2018
2meirl4meirl
24608 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2018
[I ate] An ice cream taco
24607 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2018
Alex, the African Grey parrot, is the only animal to ever ask an existential question. He asked “what color” he was.
24585 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2018
Just the tip.
24568 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2018
There are no real flat-earthers, just a bunch of trolls posing as flat-earthers who think they're trolling other flat-earthers.
24561 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2018
WE DO NOT KNEEL
24561 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2018
TIL a secret vault was discovered in a long-abandoned maternity home run by nuns... it contained the remains of 800+ toddlers
24556 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2018
Molester beats unbeliever
24549 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2018
HMB while I... never mind I got it
24547 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2018
I cut right through this screw in my workshop.
24545 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2018
PsBattle: this cat with beautiful eyes
24539 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2018
Personal Trainer Level Over 9000
24524 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2018
Pokémon understands the problem.
24523 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2018
Pope Francis tells aspiring priests to 'not be scared of tattoos' and to use them to encourage dialogue - 'With young people one should never be scared. Never. Because always, even behind the things that are not so good, there is something that will bring us to some truth'
24516 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2018
CaT BrUtAllY StRaNgLEs DoGGo
24513 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2018
if they look at you like this the morning after you adopt them, you know you made the right choice.
24511 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2018
After a woman's mom died, her heart was donated to someone. The man who received her mom's heart walked the daughter to the altar.
24496 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2018
I bet this guy had a good day! Lol
24484 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2018
While escaping Nazi Germany on a blimp, Indiana Jones's father reads a German newspaper to appear inconspicuous. The newspaper is upside down.
24474 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2018
Imagine someone explaining this in an art gallery to people of the future
24468 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2018
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'.
24459 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2018
We Can Now Store Light as Sound, And It's a Game Changer For Computing
24449 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2018
Metal Detector
24447 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2018
Carpenter nails it.
24442 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2018
Less than 5 percent of U.S. World War II veterans are still alive [OC]
24433 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2018
Japanese sunrise dovetail joint
24417 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2018
Get my good side!
24416 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2018
[I ate] Texas BBQ
24405 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2018
ULPT: If you’re a guy and your wife/girlfriend is super mad at you for something you didn’t know you did, go through the kitchen and tighten up every jar lid in the house.
24386 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2018
Didn’t know that Guillermo Del Toro had a brother
24371 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2018
Perfect camo
24365 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2018
When filming The Godfather, Marlon Brando would often read his lines off cue cards, sometimes even stuck on other actors, whose backs were to the camera.
24361 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2018
I planted $100 bill in my boyfriend's car.
24359 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2018
Drunk driver hits himself.
24358 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2018
Humans being bros in r/wouldyourather
24354 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2018
Well...pick it up hooman
24352 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2018
Keep dreaming, ladies. 🇺🇸
24334 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2018
safety first!
24330 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2018
TigeR SnEaKS Up On MaN AnD StIcKs HiS ClaWS iNtO HiS SidEs KilLiNg HiM
24322 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2018
LPT: If a news article uses plurals like "scientists" or "advertisers" without saying an actual number, just assume that it's referring to 2 people. This helps avoid being misled by organizations with specific agendas.
24313 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2018
Taking all the credit
24308 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2018
Phenomenon no.1, WanJin Gim, colored pencil on craft paper, 2018
24304 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2018
Spider-Man 3 Dance Scene with "Realistic" Audio. Yes it is as awesome as it sounds.
24296 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2018
Ghosts Are Real
24289 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2018
Something about his mid air hover just gets me
24281 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2018
Shiiiiiiiiet, is that me?
24268 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2018
Someone is jealous of the bunny
24264 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2018
When you are a messy eater
24262 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2018
We bottled our beer a little too early, and opened it in the sink with tons of paper towel nearby for cleanup...
24258 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2018
Stabilized Jump GIF
24239 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2018
Golden hour on the Oregon Coast.. a peaceful evening. [OC] [3200 x 4000]
24236 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2018
Former CIA director thinks Trump is afraid of Putin and that Russia might have leverage over president
24230 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2018
OMG the Thai police has a corgi K-9
24226 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2018
When you already have a yellow card...
24218 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2018
Strength
24207 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2018
Making a mana potion
24200 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2018
The inside of an elephant's foot looks just like ours
24198 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2018
They never messaged me back. At least I thought it was funny
24197 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2018
Second Chance Dog
24196 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2018
Wholesome grandma
24195 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2018
2018
24193 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2018
Should’ve just gotten married
24192 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2018
This is something I could see happening in a Stephenson novel.
24187 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2018
I think it turned out pretty well!
24184 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2018
Young man moved to tears at the sight of his mother walking down the aisle to marry his father
24180 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2018
20 second Judge Judy case
24174 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2018
Feelsbadman.jpg
24173 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2018
"You look comfy, I'll join you."
24171 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2018
My original friend from 2006. Purchased December 3rd, 06. This is the 60gb model for $599. I was 26 yrs old. I was single and always gaming. I'm now 37 with 2 children that use it daily. Its still running strong as hell. Old friend.
24170 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2018
Dancing
24163 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2018
X Gon Play it For Ya
24152 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2018
When someone asks to look at your meme collection
24151 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2018
Always remember to think positively...
24149 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2018
fuck off
24147 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2018
I... I just wanted a soda
24144 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2018