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  1. My friend :why would you need a 3d printer. Me:

    64056 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2018

  2. Ice cave

    64048 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2018

  3. TIL of Ronald Alexander, who appeared on "The Ellen DeGeneres Show" to accept a $500,000 donation from Lowes for his crumbling elementary school in Detroit. Months later he and 12 other principals were convicted of taking $900,000 in bribes from a school supply scam.

    64038 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2018

  4. TIL that the wife of George Lucas, Marcia Lucas, won an Oscar in 1977 for Best Film Editing in Star Wars. To date, George Lucas has won zero Oscars.

    63966 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2018

  5. This old gentleman arrived on our doorstep one day. We asked around, and no one claimed him. He doesn’t care much for the inside life, so he has a small house with a heated bed. He’s incredibly loving, and I can’t imagine someone dropping him off.

    63949 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2018

  6. I discovered I can write messages in my girlfriends new blanket.

    63856 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2018

  7. This police car that looks like a cab from the back

    63840 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2018

  8. Mini cannon

    63815 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2018

  9. TIL actress Judi Dench is growing a forest on her property in Surrey, England dedicated to loved ones in her life who have passed on. Every time a friend or relative dies, she plants a tree in their honor. She started the tradition after the death of her husband, actor Michael Williams.

    63757 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2018

  10. TIL United Airlines has repeatedly killed more pets per year than any other US airline.

    63738 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2018

  11. Drove right past the park and he instantly knew he was going to the Vet.

    63679 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2018

  12. Deaf grandmother teaching her grand baby sign language

    63641 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2018

  13. TIL that Viggo Mortensen was offered the role of Aragorn in Peter Jackson's Hobbit film trilogy, but turned it down since Aragorn never appeared in Tolkien's Hobbit.

    63592 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2018

  14. I introduced my wife to reddit today. She has become useless...

    63585 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2018

  15. Canada teen wins $1000 a week for life on 18th birthday

    63580 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2018

  16. British intelligence reportedly told the CIA months before the election that Trump's campaign had illicit contacts with Russia

    63552 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2018

  17. "Hi Wonder Woman, I'm Luke Skywalker, nice to meet you"

    63528 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2018

  18. TIL - WALL-E (the Pixar film,) is dedicated to Justin Wright. Justin was 12 when he had a heart transplant and his make-a-wish was to visit Pixar. He survived the transplant and later became an animator at Pixar. He died of a massive heart attack 3 months before its release.

    63518 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2018

  19. There is nothing better than realizing, right after you wake up, that you won't have to face repercussions for the terrible choices you made in your dream.

    63472 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2018

  20. Corporate bought pizza and wings for those who made it in after our area was hit with 2 feet of snow. I’m the only one who came in.

    63461 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2018

  21. The net is marble too

    63446 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2018

  22. A Lioness And Her Carer Playing Before Falling Asleep Together

    63410 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2018

  23. Why can’t I do that?

    63386 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2018

  24. Leaves are heavier than they look.

    63331 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2018

  25. I bought a camera to spy on my dog while I'm gone. I think he knows.

    63271 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2018

  26. Stephen Hawking leaves behind 'breathtaking' final multiverse theory - A final theory explaining how mankind might detect parallel universes was completed by Stephen Hawking shortly before he died, it has emerged.

    62913 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2018

  27. This is Arnaud Beltrame, a French police officer who swapped himself for a hostage today and is now fighting for his life

    62909 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2018

  28. Phone call Trump said he had with North Korean regime was actually with South Korea's president

    62903 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2018

  29. TIL that in 2015, a Louisiana man was arrested for drunkenly riding a horse on a highway. When detained, he said, "The horse knows the way home" and the sheriff concluded it did not constitute DUI.

    62756 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2018

  30. This unbelievable crow costume

    62506 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2018

  31. "Chinatown," Daniel Liang, Digital, 2018

    62448 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2018

  32. Raccoon being forced to socialize

    62399 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2018

  33. How Assassin's Creed has changed

    62391 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2018

  34. PsBattle: Cat's finishing move

    62374 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2018

  35. Find someone who holds you the way Key holds Peele

    62321 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2018

  36. One of my 5th grade students brought this to show me today saying “I brought you an ancient item...” He was later heard explaining to the other boys in class that this old machine didn’t even have a charger and ran on “freaking batteries”.

    62207 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2018

  37. A SnowKrumm I made last night

    62019 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2018

  38. This nearly invisible wet paper towel on the table

    61965 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2018

  39. The famous bigfoot video, but stabilized (1967)

    61854 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2018

  40. Stephen Hawking, Rama Samkari, digital, 2018

    61685 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2018

  41. Wife and I canoeing the Miami River at night.

    61648 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2018

  42. Canada wants clearer warnings on junk food. The US is using NAFTA to stop them: Canada is poised to be the first high-income country to put warning labels on foods high in salt, sugar, and fat.

    61573 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2018

  43. You have been accepted for an experiment: you must stay in a room with nothing but bed/toilet/food/water and no human contact for one month. If you succeed for the whole month without giving up, you get $5,000,000. Do you accept? And what are your coping strategies to avoid mental breakdown?

    61542 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2018

  44. Don't forget to water your dogs

    61347 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2018

  45. Astronaut’s DNA No Longer Matches His Identical Twin’s After Year Spent in Space, NASA Finds

    61144 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2018

  46. German Shepherd puppies love the almighty broom

    61113 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2018

  47. When your lil bro doesn't want to get his feets cold

    60989 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2018

  48. Crossover

    60888 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2018

  49. China says Kim Jong Un has agreed to denuclearize Korean Peninsula

    60798 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2018

  50. Even the hat flipped...

    60787 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2018

  51. Fuck you, I'm a Giraffe

    60761 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2018

  52. This hotel in Singapore is how all cities should look.

    60580 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2018

  53. Stresses of my childhood

    60532 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2018

  54. The young lady who helped the elderly man cut his ham at Waffle House was given a $16,000 College Scholarship by the mayor!

    60525 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2018

  55. 30 years later, I just got this.

    60451 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2018

  56. My cat finally figured out how to get in this floating tunnel. He is so proud of himself!

    60395 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2018

  57. I adopted this dreamy lady 2 months ago and I love her to pieces

    60340 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2018

  58. Please let me in! Please! Please!

    60316 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2018

  59. Bob Ross peeling contact paper.

    60196 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2018

  60. “I actually feel like Cinderella”

    60173 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2018

  61. This one, I choose this one

    60144 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2018

  62. Kitten petting smaller kitten.

    60143 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2018

  63. Perfect tennis slice

    60023 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2018

  64. Six weeks vs. six months

    59982 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2018

  65. Four hours into a flight from Spain to NYC, a child suffered an asthma attack and his medicine was in a checked bag. Fortunately, a surgeon was on board and he MacGuyvered a nebulizer

    59964 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2018

  66. TIL Pornhub displayed a message that said it automatically shared the video you were watching on social media for April Fools

    59934 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2018

  67. Too extra

    59905 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2018

  68. Drive it like you stole it

    59904 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2018

  69. Best Fish Company Ever

    59796 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2018

  70. Susan Sarandon has revealed that Paul Newman once gave her part of his salary. They starred together in the 1998 film Twilight, with Gene Hackman. Sarandon discovered that her male co-stars were getting paid the same as each other - and more than her. Newman said, "Well I'll give you part of mine."

    59779 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2018

  71. Little bit old...Dog doesn't recognize his owner because he lost 50lbs while in the hospital for 5 weeks...and then he sniffs him and all is right in the world

    59724 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2018

  72. fake it till you make it

    59655 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2018

  73. Jacksonville State's Norbertas Giga, who came to the US from Lithuania to pursue a basketball career, sees his mom for the first time in 5 years

    59638 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2018

  74. This young lady recieved a telegram from the Queen for being 100 years old. She let her postie take her picture on the condition 'everyone' would see it!

    59605 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2018

  75. "Guess I'm still carrying a little holiday weight."

    59566 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2018

  76. 'Utterly horrifying': ex-Facebook insider says covert data harvesting was routine.

    59560 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2018

  77. Candy machine at my work spreading hope!

    59538 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2018

  78. Oklahoma Senate passes $447 million revenue package to fund teacher pay raise

    59457 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2018

  79. Civil rights pioneer Viola Desmond, a black woman who refused to leave the whites-only section of a Canadian movie theatre in 1946 – nearly a decade before Rosa Parks’s act of defiance – has been honoured on the country’s newest $10 bill.

    59445 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2018

  80. The future is now

    59438 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2018

  81. My short mom sends our family photos of her with really tall people

    59299 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2018

  82. [Image] Jared didn’t take today off, did you? (He also says thanks, r/GetMotivated more in comments)!

    59285 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2018

  83. False news stories are 70% more likely to be retweeted on Twitter than true ones -- and people, not bots, appear to be to blame

    59213 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2018

  84. Dang that's quick

    59161 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2018

  85. TIL In 1985 a drug smuggler jettisoned 40 kilograms (76 pounds) of cocaine from his airplane over Georgia's Chattahoochee National Forest. A black bear (later dubbed 'Pablo EskoBear') found and ate ALL of the cocaine and died of an inconceivably massive overdose.

    59136 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2018

  86. Michael B. Jordan buys teen a new retainer after she bit through it during his shirtless Black Panther scene

    59120 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2018

  87. Thug life

    59096 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2018

  88. A thousand sorry’s is not enough

    58970 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2018

  89. Trump White House associate George Nader was convicted of child porn charges in Virgina: "And in 2003 he was convicted on 10 counts of sexually abusing underage boys in the Czech Republic, the AP reported"

    58770 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2018

  90. Is this how you do it?

    58699 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2018

  91. U.S. Ambassador Haley Tells U.N. Russia Responsible for Chemical Attack

    58632 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2018

  92. Never too big to be a lap dog!

    58618 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2018

  93. I'm a photographer and print-maker and my passion is the night sky. I made this 7-hexagon canvas cluster in honor of the forthcoming James Webb Telescope. The photo is of the Milky Way over WEBBer Lake, CA

    58532 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2018

  94. A sticker I designed

    58507 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2018

  95. If this post gets 65,536 upvotes, I'll post again with twice as many Ewans

    58447 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2018

  96. Long exposure using a light attached to a drone.

    58369 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2018

  97. [BOTW] Sometimes you just have on of those days....

    58355 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2018

  98. Kansas man wrongfully imprisoned for 23 years receives no compensation from state

    58354 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2018

  99. My father has worked every day for 36 years supporting a family of six. Today he rewarded himself with a muscle car.

    58341 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2018

  100. Beautiful baby used to live in a feral colony, but not anymore!

    58316 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2018