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Reddit (Mar 2018)

  1. How to get free food from a vending machine

    4153 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2018

  2. My grandpa has kept this photo from their wedding day in 1957 in his wallet for the past 60 years

    4152 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2018

  3. I remember syrup sandwiches and crumb allowances💪🏽

    4151 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2018

  4. Wolf Cola is diversifying!

    4150 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2018

  5. Are you sure they gave us the right one?

    4149 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2018

  6. How does this look?

    4148 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2018

  7. [Fun] r/DDLC in a nutshell

    4148 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2018

  8. Crisp 6...... Ugh, Harris teeter why....

    4148 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2018

  9. [OC] Immortalised My Psuedodragon Familiar

    4147 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2018

  10. Thank you reddit for making my dreams of becoming a full time artist a reality, I couldn’t have done it without you.

    4146 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2018

  11. The Simpsons predicting The Shape of Water

    4146 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2018

  12. DUCK FIIIIGHT!!!

    4144 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2018

  13. What's the most worthless, yet irritating thing that a thief could steal in a home robbery?

    4144 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2018

  14. Do animals in the wild get STDs?

    4142 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2018

  15. ITAP of my new blurple betta

    4140 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2018

  16. If you had a job based on your online name, what would some of the responsibilities of that job be?

    4140 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2018

  17. Hopefully his boots steal toe

    4140 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2018

  18. I hate when this happens

    4136 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2018

  19. So I recently connected with my biological family (I’m adopted) via 23&me. Found out my birth sister and I share a talent.

    4135 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2018

  20. People who are only 13 - 15 years younger than their parent(s), what was your upbringing / childhood like?

    4135 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2018

  21. Self-self-defense

    4130 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2018

  22. ELI5: The difference between source code, and what we download when we buy a game

    4130 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2018

  23. I only know how to draw girls.

    4129 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2018

  24. What's the longest word in the dictionary?

    4128 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2018

  25. Lemme just driver over this snowbank

    4127 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2018

  26. Merkel rejects plea to make national anthem gender-neutral

    4127 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2018

  27. [Haiku] land down under except there's no music and it's just the dude with the bottles

    4124 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2018

  28. curiosity killed the cat

    4123 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2018

  29. TIL that of over a million ancient Sumerian texts - the earliest human writing - only 30,000 have been translated, with most sitting unread in museum warehouses for centuries

    4123 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2018

  30. It's not much, but it's an honest living.

    4122 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2018

  31. Noooo they won't

    4120 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2018

  32. What a currage

    4119 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2018

  33. You'll know when the Golden God has peaked

    4118 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2018

  34. Rare demonstration of the F-22s supermaneuverability

    4113 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2018

  35. i have no words

    4113 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2018

  36. Huge Stratego 2 vs 2 boardgame with 160 pieces!

    4113 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2018

  37. My drawing class all drew the same model in a circle, and I made this gif out of the results. [NSFW-ish]

    4111 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2018

  38. get the best bang for ur buck

    4111 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2018

  39. People of reddit who have fisted for a long period of time, what were the effects on your body after you ate again?

    4110 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2018

  40. reasons why Disney must cast Ewan McGregor

    4109 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2018

  41. 2meirl4meirl

    4109 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2018

  42. Custom PewDiePie Zaku! Trying to get this to Pewds as a gift!

    4108 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2018

  43. Three redditors link up for the weekend and hit a brothel outa town.

    4108 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2018

  44. Roses are red, I'm new redditor

    4108 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2018

  45. Wow Qui Gon was messed up

    4108 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2018

  46. Came to see Ready Player One and saw this gem.

    4106 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2018

  47. No reason to let go of the older guys just because you bought new ones...

    4106 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2018

  48. [WP] When humans landed on a habitable planet, they found a cute species, so they took them in as pets. After other aliens contact humans, they learn that the cute species was actually the most brutal and ruthless warmongering species in the galaxy.

    4104 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2018

  49. Two years after they said they didn’t, Toronto police admit they use Stingray cellphone snooping device

    4104 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2018

  50. Toyota Supra concept [2048 x 1360]

    4103 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2018

  51. Whatever

    4103 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2018

  52. Tech Support Doggo

    4098 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2018

  53. Walked right into that imperial ambush...

    4090 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2018

  54. I always loved bathroom signs like this.

    4087 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2018

  55. How the tables have turned Signor Pug

    4087 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2018

  56. Just the tip

    4086 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2018

  57. no not the hands

    4084 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2018

  58. We will burn Utica to the ground

    4083 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2018

  59. Epic style

    4083 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2018

  60. the new hypebeast everybody!

    4081 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2018

  61. A 14-Year-Old Pretended to Be a Police Officer and Pulled People Over, Police Say

    4080 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2018

  62. lyf gols

    4079 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2018

  63. Makes you think about who your true friends are, ya know?

    4079 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2018

  64. European Union officials have said they will respond "firmly" if US President Donald Trump presses ahead with his plan for steep global duties on metals. EU trade chiefs are considering slapping 25% tariffs on around $3.5bn of imports from the US, such as jeans, motorcycles, and bourbon.

    4076 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2018

  65. ULPT: hire only OCD suffering people for street cleaning your city, this way it will always be clean.

    4074 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2018

  66. There's always one weirdo in the group.

    4073 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2018

  67. Abandoned Virgina Plantation [1280 x 853]

    4073 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2018

  68. What a clever snake

    4072 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2018

  69. I mean, if you’re offering

    4072 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2018

  70. That’s enough Reddit for today.

    4072 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2018

  71. It can play minecraft tho

    4071 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2018

  72. Damn that was a close one

    4070 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2018

  73. We made it on the news!

    4069 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2018

  74. IGN blocks itself on copyright grounds

    4069 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2018

  75. <--- Number of people who think r/The_Donald should be banned.

    4065 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2018

  76. Found this old gramps, he’s staying with us for a while!

    4063 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2018

  77. Super doggo does a jump

    4062 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2018

  78. rumor: Japanese media reports Ichiro is gonna reunite with the Mariners

    4061 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2018

  79. Though this could go here

    4056 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2018

  80. Take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are ________

    4055 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2018

  81. Mother has been banned from travelling to India with her baby amid fears that she would be subjected to female genital mutilation...judge ordered ban after ruling that toddler, who turns two in the summer, was at serious risk of being subjected to "utterly unacceptable procedure."

    4054 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2018

  82. HMRB while I do a backflip on my scooter off the counter at McDonalds

    4054 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2018

  83. Thanks for the inspiration, /r/malelivingspace! My first apartment after college ☺️

    4054 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2018

  84. "View of Acropolis from the Philopappos Hill in the Morning, Athens, Greece"

    4051 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2018

  85. Oh right....

    4051 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2018

  86. New LTM Coming: 5 Teams of 20!

    4051 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2018

  87. Porn is the only industry where having sex with your coworkers is encouraged.

    4048 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2018

  88. This 19 year old's luck on The Price Is Right on his birthday is unbelievable

    4047 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2018

  89. Shotguns doing 0 damage like this has been happening to me in every single match I play recently

    4047 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2018

  90. How to properly watch game grumps

    4045 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2018

  91. Two-Faced, coloured pencil, A4

    4044 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2018

  92. [WP] Guns were never invented. Instead, swords and blades became increasingly complex and powerful

    4043 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2018

  93. Who wants some low calorie dick?

    4041 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2018

  94. 5yo favorite colors [OC]

    4041 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2018

  95. Why! Won't! You! Die! Ugh I'll just cap... it...

    4040 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2018

  96. Quick shout out to our lord and saviour Gio, the man who started it all.

    4039 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2018

  97. TIL that Ian Fleming's last words were an apology to his ambulance drivers - "I am sorry to trouble you chaps. I don't know how you get along so fast with the traffic on the roads these days".

    4038 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2018

  98. Killing the poor for a profit is fine, but don't mess with capital!

    4038 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2018

  99. Verynotmeirl

    4034 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2018

  100. ~~Classic All Natural Cringe~~

    4032 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2018