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  1. The first time I played Pokémon Yellow I thought the guy across the river was a member of the royal guard because the cave entrance looked like his hat. I'm playing it again 15 years later and it still looks like a big fuzzy hat.

    72847 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2018

  2. Rushed Amazon warehouse staff reportedly pee into bottles as they're afraid of 'time-wasting' because the toilets are far away and they fear getting into trouble for taking long breaks

    72772 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2018

  3. Fatou, the oldest confirmed gorilla to ever live, enjoys her cake today on her 61st birthday

    72627 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2018

  4. Ready to play some frisbee?

    72541 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2018

  5. Pharma bro Martin Shkreli is denied minimum security camp and sent to federal prison in New Jersey

    72178 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2018

  6. Here, take that!

    72057 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2018

  7. Vaccines cause adults

    71936 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2018

  8. TIL- Bill Hader got fired from his job working as an usher at a movie theater in Tempe because he "spoiled the ending of Titanic to noisy patrons"

    71881 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2018

  9. Guide dog makes sure that owner doesn't forget an important shopping stop

    71710 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2018

  10. This trucks shadow says "Hi"

    71447 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2018

  11. My manager (grocery store) received this in the mail today

    71379 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2018

  12. I tried to follow a Bob Ross video on a smaller canvas.

    71363 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2018

  13. TIL that while in Sharon Springs, Theodore Roosevelt was approached by a 12-year-old girl who asked if he would like to have a badger. Expecting to humor her, he agreed, and the girl came back with a 2-week-old badger. President Roosevelt named him Josiah and he became one of the presidential pets.

    71286 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2018

  14. She texted me “he won’t leave me alone”

    71232 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2018

  15. Sometimes I catch her just staring and smiling at me. She’s my precious love.

    71172 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2018

  16. An elderly Lion in his final hours. Photograph by Larry Pannell.

    70969 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2018

  17. Snow deformation [God of War]

    70899 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2018

  18. R. Lee Ermey Has Died

    70839 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2018

  19. This is Rudy. Rudy loves me. Ruby is not my cat.

    70801 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2018

  20. Zach Braff shared this faceswap of himself and Dax Shepard on Twitter

    69944 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2018

  21. My friends and I were packing up from a camping trip, music was created, via bungee chord, and magic ensued...

    69922 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2018

  22. I dropped a box of spaghetti on the ground and accidentally graduated from Art School.

    69902 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2018

  23. Colorful basketball court in Paris

    69734 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2018

  24. Always keep the cup in sight.

    69720 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2018

  25. Mexican senate approves resolution calling for the government to suspend joint efforts on migration and security until Trump exhibits "civility and respect".

    69653 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2018

  26. Giving her the milk!

    69553 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2018

  27. Good doggo waits for his owner and can’t go anywhere because he is “tied to a pole”

    69451 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2018

  28. Typical cat

    69451 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2018

  29. A Statue in Berlin of “Politicians Discussing Global Warming”

    69441 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2018

  30. Protester holding sign

    69419 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2018

  31. TIL that the actor who played Luca Brasi in the Godfather was actually a member of the Colombo crime family sent to monitor the set. Coppola cast him, but due to his nerves, he kept making mistakes and repeating his lines to himself. This was then incorporated into the film as a character trait.

    69383 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2018

  32. Iwata truly was an amazing man

    69202 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2018

  33. The kids were told to dress like they were 100 years old for their 100th day of school so my son got a haircut.

    69188 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2018

  34. North Korean leader Kim Jong Un and South Korean President Moon Jae-in shake hands at the DMZ

    69163 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2018

  35. A new contraption got installed and everyone is curious about it

    69114 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2018

  36. How a bank teller was stealing from the money bundles

    69089 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2018

  37. Relationship Goals

    69029 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2018

  38. Former President George H. W. Bush pays his respects to Barbara Bush, his wife of 73 years.

    68875 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2018

  39. Girl moved abroad 9 months ago and wanted to know if her dog would recognize her on a videocall. She did!

    68861 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2018

  40. We’ve had the same picture frame that held our first military ball (cir. 2001) picture and now it holds our last (Feb. 2018).

    68799 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2018

  41. I see all of your baby animals and raise you this baby screwdriver leaving the nest for the first time.

    68786 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2018

  42. Collateral damagee

    68761 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2018

  43. The Viagra commercial always says "Make sure your heart is healthy enough for sex." That's a really deep question if you think about it in more of a metaphorical way

    68587 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2018

  44. I’ll be damned. It worked. Heading to store now for air freshener and some silky soft toilet paper.

    68528 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2018

  45. Reese's replied to my peanut butter-less cup. Link in comments

    68454 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2018

  46. I took that cute cat everyone likes and photoshopped him to where he belongs

    68437 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2018

  47. Facebook admits Zuckerberg wiped his old messages—which you can’t do

    68401 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2018

  48. Ultimate warrior

    68322 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2018

  49. TIL that out of the top 30 100m sprint times, only 9 were run by athletes not associated with doping, all 9 are by Usain Bolt.

    68272 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2018

  50. Very photogenic Norwegian elk hound.

    68220 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2018

  51. On a recent trip to Taipei, a friend captured this in the security line...

    68006 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2018

  52. Brothas can’t ever catch a break man

    67915 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2018

  53. first car ride home!

    67834 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2018

  54. My Mom’s last note to me before passing away from brain cancer.

    67788 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2018

  55. Wonder what this does..

    67760 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2018

  56. The floormat speaks the truth!

    67590 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2018

  57. How to hold an N64 controller

    67436 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2018

  58. My school just installed a CVS vending machine full of medicine and hygiene products

    67372 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2018

  59. The more you know 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈

    67067 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2018

  60. My Pops finally beating Super Mario Bros. on Christmas night, 1988. The Nintendo was a present for "me and my sister".

    67065 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2018

  61. Former First Lady Barbara Bush dies at 92

    67001 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2018

  62. A legally blind woman and her guide dog both graduate from University

    66955 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2018

  63. Everyone who upvotes this will get a free copy of Fortnite: Save the World.

    66948 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2018

  64. This sub is filled with cats and dogs, so how about we mix it up with this baby donkey!

    66917 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2018

  65. These rocks resembles the faces of former US Presidents

    66663 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2018

  66. When your Siblings are handsome but YOU must rely on your Charm :p

    66452 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2018

  67. When you have an empty mag in VR

    66223 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2018

  68. My mother in law's cat sits on the post like this and judges the neighbours

    65882 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2018

  69. God of War's director, Cory Barlog, reacting to the high review scores for the game

    65657 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2018

  70. If Apple ever made a car they would probably have oddly sized/shaped cup holders just so people would buy their custom drink containers

    65635 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2018

  71. This Pakistani dress has a Shutterstock watermark on it.

    65577 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2018

  72. Owls born outside of office window won't stop staring at workers inside

    65535 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2018

  73. Korea leaders release joint statement declaring there will be no more war on the Korean Peninsula

    65446 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2018

  74. LPT: If you buy bagged lettuce or salads, choose the bag that is the flattest. When the greens are packaged, all of the air is sucked out of the bag. Then as they age, they give off gas, making the bag puffier. Choose the flattest bag and your salad will be fresher, and last longer in the fridge.

    65358 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2018

  75. This jar is shaped to look like a ziplock bag

    65076 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2018

  76. Fan got a 1 year ban from the stadium so decides to rent a crane to watch the game

    65067 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2018

  77. Cheating the claw machine

    65056 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2018

  78. And my wolfpack, it grew by one.

    64995 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2018

  79. The handicapped ramp is built into the staircase.

    64944 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2018

  80. An encouraging supporter of the Boston Marathon

    64928 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2018

  81. Good boi attacks water snake damaging a Jeep

    64816 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2018

  82. Bear wanders into cat's territory.

    64661 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2018

  83. Wearing glasses for his first time

    64638 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2018

  84. Trippin

    64623 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2018

  85. Single mother of 5 proudly poses with children in her law school graduation photo

    64601 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2018

  86. This is Dick Paul. We just moved into a new neighborhood, and when I went to mow the front lawn, he was already at it. Said he does it once for all the new neighbors as a welcoming gift. Thanks Dick Paul!

    64440 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2018

  87. Poor guy never got served any cake

    64436 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2018

  88. Fantastic.

    64264 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2018

  89. When you try to pretend you're not looking at your crush, and then eye contact happens.

    64161 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2018

  90. 9-week old Maine Coon kittens, waiting for their vet check

    64141 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2018

  91. I took some old library books out of a dumpster and one of them had a 1934 $50 bill in it.

    64049 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2018

  92. This snake looks like it just escaped Shawshank

    64030 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2018

  93. All of Puerto Rico is without power

    63930 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2018

  94. Phil Collins in the 70s looks like he would be the hottest indie hip hop artist in 2018.

    63878 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2018

  95. Pretty sure no one switched my baby at birth. Progress from 3 weeks left inside to 3 weeks on the outside.

    63842 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2018

  96. Am I out of touch? No, it's the decades of science that are wrong.

    63820 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2018

  97. We needed to make sure he wasn’t stepped on

    63804 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2018

  98. Fallout cosplay

    63793 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2018

  99. Netflix just posted this

    63668 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2018

  100. TIL people during the American Civil Rights movement of the 50s and 60s were encouraged to march in their finest clothes so as to reframe the very idea of what a disrupter looked like.

    63627 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2018