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Reddit (Apr 2018)
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The first time I played Pokémon Yellow I thought the guy across the river was a member of the royal guard because the cave entrance looked like his hat. I'm playing it again 15 years later and it still looks like a big fuzzy hat.
72847 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2018
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Rushed Amazon warehouse staff reportedly pee into bottles as they're afraid of 'time-wasting' because the toilets are far away and they fear getting into trouble for taking long breaks
72772 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2018
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Fatou, the oldest confirmed gorilla to ever live, enjoys her cake today on her 61st birthday
72627 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2018
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Ready to play some frisbee?
72541 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2018
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Pharma bro Martin Shkreli is denied minimum security camp and sent to federal prison in New Jersey
72178 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2018
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Here, take that!
72057 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2018
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Vaccines cause adults
71936 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2018
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TIL- Bill Hader got fired from his job working as an usher at a movie theater in Tempe because he "spoiled the ending of Titanic to noisy patrons"
71881 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2018
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Guide dog makes sure that owner doesn't forget an important shopping stop
71710 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2018
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This trucks shadow says "Hi"
71447 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2018
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My manager (grocery store) received this in the mail today
71379 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2018
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I tried to follow a Bob Ross video on a smaller canvas.
71363 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2018
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TIL that while in Sharon Springs, Theodore Roosevelt was approached by a 12-year-old girl who asked if he would like to have a badger. Expecting to humor her, he agreed, and the girl came back with a 2-week-old badger. President Roosevelt named him Josiah and he became one of the presidential pets.
71286 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2018
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She texted me “he won’t leave me alone”
71232 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2018
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Sometimes I catch her just staring and smiling at me. She’s my precious love.
71172 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2018
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An elderly Lion in his final hours. Photograph by Larry Pannell.
70969 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2018
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Snow deformation [God of War]
70899 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2018
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R. Lee Ermey Has Died
70839 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2018
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This is Rudy. Rudy loves me. Ruby is not my cat.
70801 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2018
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Zach Braff shared this faceswap of himself and Dax Shepard on Twitter
69944 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2018
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My friends and I were packing up from a camping trip, music was created, via bungee chord, and magic ensued...
69922 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2018
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I dropped a box of spaghetti on the ground and accidentally graduated from Art School.
69902 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2018
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Colorful basketball court in Paris
69734 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2018
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Always keep the cup in sight.
69720 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2018
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Mexican senate approves resolution calling for the government to suspend joint efforts on migration and security until Trump exhibits "civility and respect".
69653 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2018
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Giving her the milk!
69553 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2018
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Good doggo waits for his owner and can’t go anywhere because he is “tied to a pole”
69451 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2018
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Typical cat
69451 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2018
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A Statue in Berlin of “Politicians Discussing Global Warming”
69441 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2018
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Protester holding sign
69419 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2018
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TIL that the actor who played Luca Brasi in the Godfather was actually a member of the Colombo crime family sent to monitor the set. Coppola cast him, but due to his nerves, he kept making mistakes and repeating his lines to himself. This was then incorporated into the film as a character trait.
69383 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2018
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Iwata truly was an amazing man
69202 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2018
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The kids were told to dress like they were 100 years old for their 100th day of school so my son got a haircut.
69188 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2018
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North Korean leader Kim Jong Un and South Korean President Moon Jae-in shake hands at the DMZ
69163 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2018
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A new contraption got installed and everyone is curious about it
69114 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2018
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How a bank teller was stealing from the money bundles
69089 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2018
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Relationship Goals
69029 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2018
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Former President George H. W. Bush pays his respects to Barbara Bush, his wife of 73 years.
68875 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2018
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Girl moved abroad 9 months ago and wanted to know if her dog would recognize her on a videocall. She did!
68861 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2018
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We’ve had the same picture frame that held our first military ball (cir. 2001) picture and now it holds our last (Feb. 2018).
68799 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2018
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I see all of your baby animals and raise you this baby screwdriver leaving the nest for the first time.
68786 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2018
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Collateral damagee
68761 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2018
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The Viagra commercial always says "Make sure your heart is healthy enough for sex." That's a really deep question if you think about it in more of a metaphorical way
68587 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2018
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I’ll be damned. It worked. Heading to store now for air freshener and some silky soft toilet paper.
68528 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2018
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Reese's replied to my peanut butter-less cup. Link in comments
68454 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2018
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I took that cute cat everyone likes and photoshopped him to where he belongs
68437 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2018
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Facebook admits Zuckerberg wiped his old messages—which you can’t do
68401 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2018
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Ultimate warrior
68322 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2018
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TIL that out of the top 30 100m sprint times, only 9 were run by athletes not associated with doping, all 9 are by Usain Bolt.
68272 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2018
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Very photogenic Norwegian elk hound.
68220 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2018
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On a recent trip to Taipei, a friend captured this in the security line...
68006 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2018
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Brothas can’t ever catch a break man
67915 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2018
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first car ride home!
67834 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2018
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My Mom’s last note to me before passing away from brain cancer.
67788 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2018
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Wonder what this does..
67760 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2018
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The floormat speaks the truth!
67590 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2018
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How to hold an N64 controller
67436 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2018
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My school just installed a CVS vending machine full of medicine and hygiene products
67372 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2018
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The more you know 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈
67067 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2018
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My Pops finally beating Super Mario Bros. on Christmas night, 1988. The Nintendo was a present for "me and my sister".
67065 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2018
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Former First Lady Barbara Bush dies at 92
67001 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2018
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A legally blind woman and her guide dog both graduate from University
66955 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2018
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Everyone who upvotes this will get a free copy of Fortnite: Save the World.
66948 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2018
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This sub is filled with cats and dogs, so how about we mix it up with this baby donkey!
66917 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2018
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These rocks resembles the faces of former US Presidents
66663 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2018
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When your Siblings are handsome but YOU must rely on your Charm :p
66452 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2018
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When you have an empty mag in VR
66223 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2018
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My mother in law's cat sits on the post like this and judges the neighbours
65882 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2018
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God of War's director, Cory Barlog, reacting to the high review scores for the game
65657 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2018
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If Apple ever made a car they would probably have oddly sized/shaped cup holders just so people would buy their custom drink containers
65635 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2018
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This Pakistani dress has a Shutterstock watermark on it.
65577 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2018
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Owls born outside of office window won't stop staring at workers inside
65535 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2018
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Korea leaders release joint statement declaring there will be no more war on the Korean Peninsula
65446 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2018
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LPT: If you buy bagged lettuce or salads, choose the bag that is the flattest. When the greens are packaged, all of the air is sucked out of the bag. Then as they age, they give off gas, making the bag puffier. Choose the flattest bag and your salad will be fresher, and last longer in the fridge.
65358 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2018
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This jar is shaped to look like a ziplock bag
65076 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2018
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Fan got a 1 year ban from the stadium so decides to rent a crane to watch the game
65067 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2018
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Cheating the claw machine
65056 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2018
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And my wolfpack, it grew by one.
64995 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2018
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The handicapped ramp is built into the staircase.
64944 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2018
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An encouraging supporter of the Boston Marathon
64928 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2018
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Good boi attacks water snake damaging a Jeep
64816 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2018
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Bear wanders into cat's territory.
64661 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2018
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Wearing glasses for his first time
64638 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2018
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Trippin
64623 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2018
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Single mother of 5 proudly poses with children in her law school graduation photo
64601 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2018
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This is Dick Paul. We just moved into a new neighborhood, and when I went to mow the front lawn, he was already at it. Said he does it once for all the new neighbors as a welcoming gift. Thanks Dick Paul!
64440 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2018
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Poor guy never got served any cake
64436 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2018
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Fantastic.
64264 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2018
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When you try to pretend you're not looking at your crush, and then eye contact happens.
64161 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2018
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9-week old Maine Coon kittens, waiting for their vet check
64141 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2018
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I took some old library books out of a dumpster and one of them had a 1934 $50 bill in it.
64049 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2018
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This snake looks like it just escaped Shawshank
64030 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2018
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All of Puerto Rico is without power
63930 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2018
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Phil Collins in the 70s looks like he would be the hottest indie hip hop artist in 2018.
63878 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2018
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Pretty sure no one switched my baby at birth. Progress from 3 weeks left inside to 3 weeks on the outside.
63842 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2018
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Am I out of touch? No, it's the decades of science that are wrong.
63820 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2018
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We needed to make sure he wasn’t stepped on
63804 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2018
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Fallout cosplay
63793 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2018
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Netflix just posted this
63668 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2018
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TIL people during the American Civil Rights movement of the 50s and 60s were encouraged to march in their finest clothes so as to reframe the very idea of what a disrupter looked like.
63627 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2018