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  1. No police here

    11939 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2018

  2. 🔥 This sea anemone’s reaction to a predatory sea star!

    11939 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2018

  3. I feel everyone should know about this...

    11935 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2018

  4. On climate change and genetically modified organisms, Bill Gates said it is difficult to push meaningful change forward now because so few people —politicians as well as everyday Americans — have basic science literacy. “It’s the anti-science that’s a problem,” he said. “We need to push back.”

    11934 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2018

  5. Who wore it better ?

    11933 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2018

  6. User correctly identifies Sean Hannity as mysterious third client two hours before hearing

    11924 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2018

  7. Texas town holds .5K - not 5K - for underachievers

    11912 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2018

  8. Good-looking people are more likely to believe that life is fair

    11904 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2018

  9. What happened to the window? 🤔

    11898 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2018

  10. Posted in an Army forum. To you think the punishment is acceptable?

    11897 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2018

  11. What fictional character caused your sexual awakening?

    11892 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2018

  12. ITAP of my son looking for my dog [MLM]

    11885 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2018

  13. hmmm

    11882 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2018

  14. Every single time you try to teach Americans about sweden . . .

    11851 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2018

  15. "Use the Force, Please"

    11850 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2018

  16. Pacific cat.

    11842 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2018

  17. Oof

    11841 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2018

  18. I was trying to find Gate 10

    11837 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2018

  19. This box has seen better times

    11816 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2018

  20. Putting the evidence in the guy's way that you're arresting for possession wcgw.

    11815 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2018

  21. silky smooth skills

    11813 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2018

  22. *blushes*

    11807 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2018

  23. 2meirl4meirl

    11801 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2018

  24. People moan about the NHS. But it has kept my dad alive for the past year, with cancer trying to kill almost every organ he has. Today he got to spend the day with my mum. And never once have we had to make the hard choice between what we can afford, and keeping him alive. Thank you all.

    11799 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2018

  25. P-ray that this young girl lives a long life.

    11798 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2018

  26. absolutely mad

    11793 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2018

  27. Unlike Ginger Baker and John Bonham, Keith Moon hated drum solos and refused to play them in concert. At a 1974 show, Townshend and Entwistle decided to spontaneously stop playing during "Wasp Man" to listen to Moon's drum solo. He continued briefly before stopping, shouting "Drum solos are boring!"

    11784 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2018

  28. The origin of the Slimer

    11783 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2018

  29. Puffer fish releasing water

    11783 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2018

  30. A tile urinal.

    11782 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2018

  31. 🔥 Giant African Land Snail

    11781 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2018

  32. Not all heroes wear capes.

    11774 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2018

  33. Indian court orders arrest of politician for gang-rape - An Indian court has ordered the arrest of a ruling party politician accused of gang-raping a teenager and beating her father to death as protests spread over this case and another involving the gang-rape and murder of an eight-year-old girl.

    11762 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2018

  34. Story teller

    11756 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2018

  35. The year was 1997, translucent green pieces ruled the galaxy

    11748 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2018

  36. In Toy Story 3, the toy phone who eventually helps Woody and co. escape initially tries to warn Woody the first time he arrives, but Woody fails to answer the phone

    11743 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2018

  37. When my friend was in middle-school his mom pulled the junk drawer out of his desk and painted the contents, stored it, then gave him the painting today

    11742 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2018

  38. [Serious]Teachers who have taught future murderers and major criminals, what were they like when they were under your tutelage?

    11740 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2018

  39. Murica

    11736 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2018

  40. All Hail Lord Comcast

    11730 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2018

  41. Applebees Bar-fight Starter Pack

    11726 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2018

  42. Found a great way to play with the dog and cat at the same time!!!

    11726 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2018

  43. How to Casually Get in Water as a Big Man.

    11721 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2018

  44. When the enemy has a Guided Missile

    11720 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2018

  45. Know your place

    11717 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2018

  46. Wrestling fan tries to get a hug. Awkwardness ensues.

    11715 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2018

  47. My local drug dealer started dressing up as a Jehovah’s Witness so he wouldn’t arouse suspicion.

    11713 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2018

  48. What does it mean to be free?

    11711 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2018

  49. [Homemade] Made some smash burgers tonight!

    11710 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2018

  50. Despacito video deleted by a hacker

    11709 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2018

  51. Who's a good boy?

    11699 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2018

  52. Knock em thots over.

    11692 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2018

  53. Be the change you want to see in the world

    11691 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2018

  54. LPT: before starting a new job, do a dry run of the commute at the appropriate times. Not only will it prevent you from being late (or too early), but it will remove the stress of that unknown variable from your first day.

    11687 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2018

  55. Amazing joker cosplay.

    11684 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2018

  56. A demonstration of the powerful muscles that control a tiger’s paw.

    11682 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2018

  57. To take her to prom

    11674 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2018

  58. Stereotypes about people on food stamps really bug me so I took a picture of the groceries I bought today with my SNAP benefits. I’m college educated, work full time, live below my means, have zero debt besides student loans, and my credit score is 728. Yeah, I still have to use food stamps.

    11671 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2018

  59. Sony's reaction to PS4 games getting amazing reviews this generation

    11666 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2018

  60. I've created a monster

    11664 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2018

  61. Oh really? I got you beat fam

    11658 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2018

  62. Hooray for 5 different embedded Chrome instances!

    11656 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2018

  63. It's time to stop

    11655 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2018

  64. Ken M on comedy

    11638 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2018

  65. First Poster for Pixar's Short Film 'Bao'

    11638 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2018

  66. Yes

    11633 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2018

  67. Change the “Vault” to a Museum!!

    11628 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2018

  68. Just another picture of Lake Tahoe [OC] 4032 x 3024

    11627 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2018

  69. PsBattle: This sunbathing kitty

    11624 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2018

  70. My language delayed son called me mommy for the first time in nearly 3.5 years!

    11622 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2018

  71. Crack a joke

    11616 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2018

  72. Cormac, Destroyer of Knees

    11612 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2018

  73. This teacher is going to the places.

    11601 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2018

  74. MRW someone edits an awesome comment with "FYI - this is my most upvoted comment ever!"

    11584 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2018

  75. Operation Save Dusty Depot Complete

    11574 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2018

  76. MRW Trump says the Paralympics were "tough to watch"

    11574 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2018

  77. Here’s my little man reddit, please be sweet.

    11573 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2018

  78. Proof you can die twice

    11569 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2018

  79. Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. - Dwight D. Eisenhower [1013x640]

    11552 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2018

  80. ELI5: Why do flies constantly risk their lives by landing on and flying around me, even when I’ve had a few swipes at them?

    11551 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2018

  81. Holding a snapping turtle

    11550 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2018

  82. This tape being peeled

    11538 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2018

  83. Magnussen with what we in Scotland call 'a bobby flick'.

    11532 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2018

  84. Rain Dance

    11532 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2018

  85. [I ate] an amazing fried chicken sandwich

    11525 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2018

  86. Zuckerberg 2029

    11524 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2018

  87. Bill Clinton hiding in the Bushes

    11523 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2018

  88. Peedos

    11522 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2018

  89. 🔥 Everglades National Park in Florida 🔥

    11519 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2018

  90. Former Subway spokesmen Jared Fogle and a newly-incarcerated inmate Bill Cosby having a heart-to-heart conversation on prison grounds (2018)

    11518 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2018

  91. Stop-motion graffiti art by artist, Blu

    11504 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2018

  92. Even Netflix can't stand Neil

    11493 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2018

  93. R.Kelly performance canceled after protests surrounding cult allegations

    11491 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2018

  94. She wasn't with the shits today.

    11482 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2018

  95. What really happens when you shoot someone with your shotgun:

    11481 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2018

  96. Mattis Wanted Congressional Approval Before Striking Syria. He Was Overruled.

    11468 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2018

  97. Playground drama

    11468 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2018

  98. Another SpongeBob meme, invest?

    11463 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2018

  99. Brewers Martin Maldonado rips the cover off the ball

    11456 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2018

  100. Can i kiss ur hole body

    11456 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2018