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  1. My mom always finds a way to surprise me on my birthday.

    5621 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2018

  2. The female breast has become such an object of sex that people scold women in public who use them for their real purpose.

    5608 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2018

  3. The moon is melting.

    5603 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2018

  4. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

    5584 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2018

  5. ABC's for the little G's 😂

    5581 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2018

  6. John would approve this meme

    5580 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2018

  7. Idea: Lag Cure Potion. Prevents you from getting any kind of lag no matter what.

    5578 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2018

  8. The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love [Rock]

    5576 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2018

  9. In Japan, restaurants will often have a showcase out front with an exact, hand-crafted replica of the menu items. It shows you serving style, portion size, and price so you know exactly what you’re getting.

    5565 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2018

  10. Burglars caught in the act attempting to break into a property

    5561 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2018

  11. I was ecstatic when I got this request!

    5560 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2018

  12. gone with the wind

    5551 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2018

  13. CS vs CE

    5534 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2018

  14. Mod Applicants

    5528 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2018

  15. Colmar, France.

    5524 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2018

  16. 🤗🤗

    5521 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2018

  17. if this isn't worthy of a ban, I don't know what is...

    5518 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2018

  18. life comes at you fast

    5512 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2018

  19. Cunning Mario

    5506 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2018

  20. I nominate Henry Winkler to play Michael Cohen

    5492 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2018

  21. Meet Squish! He is a carefree pup with a crooked jaw and blindness in one eye. I happen to think he is just the cutest!

    5491 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2018

  22. Toucan play at that game

    5480 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2018

  23. Mark Hamill Says Leia Should Not Be Recast in Star Wars Episode IX

    5476 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2018

  24. Elon Musk has no time for your false shit.

    5473 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2018

  25. Donald Glover hosting and performing for SNL on May 5th

    5470 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2018

  26. Approx. 65ft high Dome lava fountain from eruption of Kilauea Volcano between 10-13 October, 1969 [Photographer: J.B Judd] [1200 x 802]

    5462 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2018

  27. A puffer fish

    5448 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2018

  28. T-Rex Arms

    5444 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2018

  29. Let’s put pepperoni on the front page boys

    5436 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2018

  30. My experience searching for a job as a college senior, from January 2018 to April 2018 [OC]

    5431 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2018

  31. Incredible solo try from Josua Vici in inaugural Major League Rugby Match

    5420 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2018

  32. Welp..

    5413 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2018

  33. I mean, who doesn’t wanna fuck their dog?

    5390 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2018

  34. Knee ham

    5383 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2018

  35. TIL according to OKCupid that women peak in physical attractiveness at the age of 21, while the same doesn't happen for a man until he reaches the age of 36; Furthermore, as women age, they prefer age-appropriate partners, while men retain interest in women as young as possible

    5377 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2018

  36. interesting title 😂😂😂😂

    5372 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2018

  37. Took a photo of my parents dog, she looks like a wall mount.

    5371 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2018

  38. It’s about to be lit!

    5370 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2018

  39. The nice guy shitty robot

    5363 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2018

  40. This accessory is handy

    5357 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2018

  41. How to prep your neighbor's backyard for sex

    5354 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2018

  42. The British people as seen by Americans vs. Europeans

    5349 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2018

  43. Smart siblings

    5348 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2018

  44. Kim Jong Un 'deeply moved' by K-pop concert in Pyongyang

    5348 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2018

  45. Girl shared her gofundme with a 1mil goal, and the post on it isn't even ironic, just cringey

    5346 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2018

  46. Looping countdown

    5341 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2018

  47. A 121 minute ad before a youtube video

    5341 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2018

  48. He's being exposed

    5338 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2018

  49. From a book I recently bought

    5335 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2018

  50. Any baby recipe?

    5316 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2018

  51. Steve Buscemi, Adam Sandler and the one and only Brendan Fraser in 1994

    5294 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2018

  52. hmmm

    5286 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2018

  53. TIL fast food chains are banned in Bermuda under the Foreign Restaurants Act of 1977, with the exception of one KFC that was grandfathered in

    5280 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2018

  54. H

    5271 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2018

  55. [I ate] Waffle fries covered in cheese, pepperoni and bulgogi steak

    5262 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2018

  56. ANormalDayInROSHA

    5243 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2018

  57. I guess I should be happy congress investigates anything

    5242 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2018

  58. We all know she’s right...

    5233 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2018

  59. DAMMIT SONY!

    5217 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2018

  60. LPT: Sending a message of support or condolences? Include "No need to reply". Knowing people are looking out for you is really important during tough times, however replying to well wishers can actually add an unnecessary stress.

    5216 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2018

  61. You had one job,...and you did it well....

    5215 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2018

  62. Sad Life

    5211 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2018

  63. [Image] Do Not Back Down.

    5210 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2018

  64. Portal to the fire dimension

    5204 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2018

  65. Beautiful!

    5185 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2018

  66. After playing for a bit

    5178 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2018

  67. My beautiful mother circa 1980. May 25, 1969-March 7, 2018

    5173 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2018

  68. Damn spies!

    5165 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2018

  69. LPT: If you have a friend that's introverted and doesn't go out much, invite them to go out, even if they say no 9/10 times it still will mean a lot to know that they're being thought of.

    5153 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2018

  70. Really. He’s cool...

    5153 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2018

  71. How do you tell your interviewer that you spent a year crying, eating, reading, and masturbating at home?

    5126 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2018

  72. Somebody said I should post this here, a street sign with both a red and blue hue shadow

    5125 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2018

  73. New Deadpool 2 Poster

    5117 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2018

  74. I'm not crying

    5108 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2018

  75. Perfect timing!

    5095 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2018

  76. Redditors, why are you still not sex gods after asking the same sexual question every day on AskReddit?

    5095 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2018

  77. Suggestion: Add pallets of all materials to the game

    5091 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2018

  78. legalize space weed

    5090 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2018

  79. Captain Bruce Ballantyne, Patrol commander of T Patrol, the Long Range Desert Group (LRDG), probably taken in the Western Desert, Libya, 1940-43

    5079 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2018

  80. This is how you tweet

    5078 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2018

  81. Somebody get this dad a beer

    5072 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2018

  82. Chris Farley making a subtle entrance

    5067 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2018

  83. How to draw a Celtic knot

    5066 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2018

  84. A fiber-optic image conduit on a page

    5050 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2018

  85. One armed kid driving a golf ball off the tee

    5048 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2018

  86. My shop profile

    5016 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2018

  87. This olive tree is 3000 years old.

    5016 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2018

  88. R. Lee Ermey AKA Gunny passed away this morning

    5009 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2018

  89. This epic Toys R Us going-out-of-business sale

    5003 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2018

  90. Vegemite toast. Give yourself an uppercut, Sydney.

    4993 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2018

  91. MaN's jaW FuCKeD tO DeaTH bY PsYchOTiC hAmSteR

    4991 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2018

  92. [Jen Mueller] A bald eagle lands on Mariners SP James Paxton while the national anthem is playing in Minnesota.

    4973 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2018

  93. New IMAX poster for Deadpool 2

    4973 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2018

  94. Only one way down

    4970 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2018

  95. ELI5: Why do human eyes show so much white while most mammals don't have much visible white of the eye?

    4960 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2018

  96. Samurai, pen and ink, A3

    4944 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2018

  97. When Beethoven was challenged to an improvisation duel by one of his rivals named Steibelt, Beethoven took a piece of Steibelt's music, turned it upside down, played it, then improvised on that theme for over an hour. Steibelt simply left halfway through.

    4940 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2018

  98. 2meirl4meirl

    4940 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2018

  99. Woke up at 5AM to catch the tulips with morning mist. (OC)[1920x1280]

    4934 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2018

  100. TIL that Generation Y is making 20% less than Baby Boomers were at the same age

    4928 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2018